Chapter 267 I Understand Your Difficulties
Chapter 267 I understand your difficulties
Author: Undersea lava
Chapter 267 I understand your difficulties
When Xiahou Yue heard Shang Xialiu's words, she immediately stopped, curled up a trace of her mouth, and showed a successful smile.
She turned around, put her hands on her chest, looked at the glasses sitting under the tree and said, "Why, Sister Shang agrees?"
"I can only say I can talk about it." Shang Xialiu said lightly.
"As long as you have that intention, it's fine." Xiahou Yue said, "You can talk, you can talk."
"Then let's talk." Shang Xialiu said.
Xiahou Yue nodded affirmatively: "Talk"
Then, the two of them looked at me, and I looked at you, staring at you, and they didn't know where to start talking.
This is bound to be the strangest negotiation.
The air was quiet for several minutes.
Shang Xialiu looked at the sky and said, "If you don't talk, he will come back."
"Why aren't you talking?" Xiahou Yue asked back.
"You want to talk about it."
"It's obviously you said you can talk."
"Otherwise, this is the case first?" Shang Xialiu was not anxious. Anyway, she just had to rush in front of Qu Xin. There was no progress in Qu Xin and Su Ji. As long as Xiahou Yue did not add fuel to the fire, it would be absolutely impossible in a short period of time. As for whether Qu Xin was willing to join Su Ji's harem, she did not doubt this at all. "Wait a few days before you think about it, I'll think about it, and let's talk about it carefully."
Xiahou Yue was the first to be hit and couldn't wait for a moment. She said tactfully: "No, let's talk now, we will finish the talk today, and we will start acting tomorrow, otherwise I will go to find Sister Qu..."
She hummed, "You have been out for a month. I have been playing with her from time to time, brainwashing her face and repeatedly. I have already laid the groundwork, and I just have to do it... Don't think about procrastinating, you procrastinate, I will go to her immediately, and I promise to take her down within one day."
"I believe it." Shang Xialiu smiled, not wanting to expose someone's big words
"I'm really a little curious..." she said, "Is it that exaggerated, you can't wait."
"Some, absolutely, some." Xiahou Yue rubbed her waist, "You don't know how painful my waist hurts... I used to be looking forward to him coming back, but now I want him to go out for another month."
"So you can't refuse your back pain?" Shang Xialiu asked.
"You don't know how hard he can do for those messy things. He speaks sweetly without a teacher, and swears like drinking water and eating vegetables, and has never been so obedient... Compared with Su Ji, I knew before, it seems like a different person."
"Can you hide from him?"
"I've been hiding from him very much, so I can't keep hiding from him. That's not a solution."
"Can you break up directly?" Shang Xialiu said, "In modern society, it is normal to break up and get back together."
"Don't tell jokes." Xiahou Yue did not hide her disgust expression, "You think the world's trend is the end of the world. If you divide it for a long time, you will be separated for a long time."
"Will technology work?" Shang Xialiu said, "Even I have heard of it, the Great Demon King or something."
Xiahou Yue wanted to speak but stopped and said impatiently: "You don't think I haven't thought about those things. You don't think you are the only one in the world. I must have thought about everything you have thought about. There is really no way, so I can only come up with this bad plan."
Shang Xialiu disagreed: "A cobbler is better than three Zhuge Liangs. One person cannot be careful enough, there must be something you have never thought about."
"You said, I listen, there is something I haven't thought about."
Shang Xialiu grabbed the thick folds on the neck of the Husky who was standing beside him wagging his tail and pulled them to his side. He gently stroked the Husky and said, "Xiao Xiang is a bitch."
Xiahou Yue was stunned and shocked.
This is the legendary way of being as big as the heart, the dream is as big as the dream?
"Are you serious?" she said, "It's not wrong for Xiao Xiang to be a dog, you are also a real dog."
"You asked me to say that you had never thought about it. Is this what you hadn't thought about?" Shang Xialiu said innocently.
"This is indeed something I have never thought of." Xiahou Yue bowed to Shang Xialiu, "You won. Please accept my beg."
"Nothing is great." Shang Xialiu didn't care, "That kind of thing... do you know how AIDS came about?"
"It is said to be from the orangutan."
"The origin of AIDS, most of the research now supports primates originating in Africa, namely chimpanzees, which are now called orangutan-related viruses, or primate-related HIV." Shang Xialiu said, "In Indonesia, an orangutan was once forced to pick up customers."
"Um..." Xiahou Yue was speechless.
"You may not have heard of the news about the third brother and the lizard."
“I’ve heard it.”
"What about the sheep's story?"
Xiahou Yue raised his hand and said, "I heard that the devils in the West...the horns and sheep hooves, and more or less, carry some characteristics of sheep. In the past, in the West, those men were discovered after doing strange things to sheep and blamed them. They like to say that they were tempted by demons. Those sheep were pretended by demons, which led to the murder of the sheep and the symbol of the demons."
"What did you say?" Shang Xialiu twitched, "How could the reason why Western demons all have sheep characteristics be that... What I heard is that although goats are usually docile, they become very irritable and lustful when in heat, so they are a symbol of lust. Lust is one of the seven sins that have been abandoned, and it is also one of the temptations of devils to people."
"That's how..." Xiahou Yue felt a little embarrassed.
"There are many reasons why Western demons have sheep characteristics. They will not be able to explain clearly for a while. Anyway, it is not what you said." Shang Xialiu said, "I just want to tell you that there are many stories about humans and animals, and they have a long history."
"really."
"After that, in mythological stories, there is a saying that dragons give birth to nine sons." Shang Xialiu said, "The dragon can do anything. Combined with cows, giving birth to imprisoned cows, combining with jackals and wolves produces yaki, combining with birds produces yelling wind, combining with toads produces pulao, and combining with lions produces silhouettes..."
Xiahou Yue looked at the Husky and bit her lip gently.
The animals were quite keen. Husky noticed the danger and ran away in an instant.
Shang Xialiu looked at Xiahou Yue with an intentional look and stated: "I'm just saying it, I just want to refute what you said - I must have thought about it, you won't take it seriously."
Xiahou Yue smiled: "How could I take it seriously? Even if that guy is interested, I can't accept it. I can accept sharing it with other excellent girls, but I can't accept sharing it with animals..."
Shang Xialiu was relieved, that is, although Xiahou Yue didn't take it seriously, her performance fully demonstrated something and said, "I know how difficult it is for you."
"Just understand." Xiahou Yue said emotionally.
At the same time, Su Jilian, who was flying in the sky, sneezed several times.
Chapter completed!