Auto Veteran
I first met a car veteran because my old Jiefang truck, which was older than me, could not withstand the roads and climate in Xinjiang, and made a fool of myself by firing fire and hiccups all the way!
It’s not that I have never practiced it, nor have I ever seen a fellow master, but it’s useless.
So I had to go to the car company and ask professionals what happened.
The car veteran was wearing a training uniform without a military rank, holding a Mohe smoke in his mouth, and walked up to me with a swaying sway.
Without waiting for me to speak, the car veteran directly slapped me with a huge slap: "A red tower mountain, an extended shape!"
At first, I thought it was just a joke from a veteran to a new recruit.
As early as when I was in the recruit company, the veterans who were clerks liked to hold up a stack of new recruits' letters, and shouted with a smile on their faces: "You guys are lazy and cowardly, they are all dirty like donkey balls and still leaning towards me? Go to my room, wash my socks, wash my shoes, and brush my shoes, and then I will give the letter to you guys! Otherwise... I will fill this stack of letters into the kitchen kitchen!"
So a group of stupid new recruits scattered in a hurry, cleaned the sanitation in the yard, wiped the doors and windows of each class brightly, and cleaned the personal sanitation neatly.
Then, he smiled and went to the veteran to hold the letter.
As for the veteran's shoes and socks, no one touched them!
The rules for new recruits and veterans in the army are true. Occasionally, there are indeed things to help veterans wash clothes and buy two boxes of cigarettes, but that is purely voluntary.
Brothers have reached this point. Seeing that the elder brother was so tired that he had no energy to move, he would buy two boxes of cigarettes for the elder brother to wash clothes and buy them. What could he do?
As for suppressing the recruits to do these miscellaneous work...
I don’t know about other troops, the troops I’m staying with have no such rules!
So when the car veteran offered a Hongta Mountain, I took out a box of yellow fruit trees from my pocket so stupidly, and handed a wrinkled cigarette to the veteran: "Thank you for your hard work, please show it..."
Before he finished speaking, the car veteran turned around and left!
Now, I'm really confused...
Could it be that this veteran really asked me to buy a Hongta Mountain???
A long red tower mountain was the most expensive in the military service club back then. For me, who had already started singing and making money before joining the army, it was really not a big money.
But I wonder how this car veteran could open this mouth?
Moreover, the group of veterans next to me looked for granted. A few of them were so quick that they kept shouting, asking me to go to the military service club to buy cigarettes???
I was confused, but I still ran to the military service club under my feet. But when I was buying cigarettes, the more I thought about it, the more I felt strange, so I called my instructor.
On the other end of the phone, the instructor's Henan accent was also natural: "Ah... that old coward... I want you a Red Tower Mountain, right? Then you kid takes advantage of it. He knows you are my soldier! I bought a cigarette and sent it to someone... That's it!"
Now, I was even more puzzled...
In addition to having first-class military qualities, my instructor is also very protective of his calf.
Sometimes the soldiers in the company suffered losses outside, and the instructors took out armed positions and personally led the troops to the confinement room of the Security Command!
But what's wrong today?
Just with a lot of doubts and confusion, the extended Red Tower Mountain was sent to the car veteran.
Then, the car veteran stood next to my old Jiefang with a golden sword, and pointed at the front of the car: "Carcogener triangle valve, twist it off!"
As I said the truth, I rushed up here, honestly unscrewed the triangle valve, and handed it to the car veteran respectfully.
Then……
The veteran of the car took the triangle valve and licked it on his tongue, rubbed it on his clothes, and then put it back on me...
That's it anyway?
After the veteran of the old Jiefang car had been tricked by the car for less than a minute, he had no problems for most of the year.
And for more than half a year, as long as I went to the car company, the car veteran would pull me to chat for a while.
Some tips for repairing cars, some tips for maintenance, techniques when walking on a single-rail bridge and double-rail bridge, and even the way to run twenty kilometers after the car exploded with a side of the rear wheel and tie a sleeper to a bed...
What I could think of, and the knowledge that I could never imagine, and even the vehicle maintenance textbook, was slowly taught to me during the nonsense.
And in that process, there will always be soldiers who come to repair cars and buy cigarettes for car veterans.
I never want anything else, I always extend the Hongta Mountain.
I also asked the instructor why the veterans of the car always come to repair the car to buy cigarettes for him?
Why has he never smoked the cigarettes he bought before, and the corners of his mouth always had the kind of Mohe cigarettes that could buy a large bag of two dollars?
But the instructor just smiled and never said that.
When he asked anxiously, he shouted: "You guy is so idle, right? I'll give me five kilometers of equipment on my back!"
Then, I kicked me out of the company...
Later, the car veteran was transferred away, and it is said that he went to a certain yamen where the assembly was held.
The night before leaving, the car veteran's house was filled with soldiers and officials who came to see him off.
There is nothing else to say, just say that the veterans are gone, and the veterans finally succeed...
It was not until the car veterans left that the story of the car veterans was allowed to spread among our new recruits.
The skills of the car veteran are first-class. Any car driving one or two back and forth in front of him can tell what is wrong with the car just by opening his mouth? How to fix it!
But the car veteran doesn’t have a diploma and doesn’t even know much literacy!
His craftsmanship was learned from his master when he was seven or eight years old, and he got up and slept in the middle of the night, and worked hard to do dirty and tired work, and he also developed his own thinking.
So after the time for the car veteran's compulsory military service was over, it became a luxury to be promoted, and he could only become a volunteer soldier.
Once, a group of so-called mechanical experts came to a certain senior yamen, and brought some new military vehicles to the plateau and high-altitude areas for some kind of test.
Naturally, the car veteran followed as an assisting force.
Coincidentally, the new military vehicle that looks quite solid and well-built can easily be boiled when it is opened on the plateau. A group of experts have been playing around with it for half a month, but it has not been able to solve this problem.
At this time, the car veteran who couldn't help but talked a little more and said, "Look at if a certain cooling circuit is blocked?" The soil in the plateau is like dust, so it's easy...
Before he finished speaking, a group of experts stood up and took out a root from his pocket and extended the red tower mountain point. He replied in awesomely - this is new equipment, not the old machinery you have played with, we have to pay attention to science...
What else was said later, the specific content is no longer verified.
But according to the soldiers present at that time, none of the dirty words were dirty, but every word was in a silly heart to the car veteran!
The central idea to summarize is - you, a guy who doesn’t even have an education, shut up!
Then the car veteran became popular...
He rushed over with his two dollars in his mouth, holding his wrench screwdriver, and took out a part of a cooling circuit in a few seconds and threw it at the expert's eyes, then turned around and left!
In front of everyone, everyone clearly saw that the cooling circuit component had been completely blocked by dust and turned into a lump of soil!
After cleaning the cooling circuit components and adding a dust-proof gadget, the new military vehicle that was precious and sent to the plateau for testing successfully completed all the tests, and then all the experts were happy to go home.
But no one has ever mentioned the car veteran who has decided on the world...
The veteran of the car who never sucked the patient had been sucked for a week after that incident.
He was still eating and drinking, but he just couldn't come out to work. Seeing that the cars were even waiting for him to repair the cars outside, the car veterans didn't move.
When a soldier came to invite him, he said everything, but the veteran of the car just kept silent and motionless!
Later, this incident finally alarmed the group leader.
The head of the group didn't say anything, just took two extra-longed Hongtashan Mountains, sat in the car veteran's room with both hands on their backs for a while, then threw the two cigarettes at the head of the car veteran's bed, and pointed to the cars outside the window waiting for the car veteran to start repairing, and said softly: "Go to work!"
The car veteran pinched Moheyan in his hand and walked out of the house with his tool kit...
Since then, whenever a car veteran takes action to repair a vehicle, the soldiers who are the owners will buy a long red tower mountain for the car veteran.
Some soldiers said that this is the rule set by the regiment head, because the craftsmanship of the car veteran is worth this price!
Some soldiers also said that this is the rule set by the soldiers themselves, because the skills of automobile veterans far exceed this price!
Some soldiers also said that this is a rule set in people’s hearts!
What the car veteran wants is not the extended Red Tower Mountain, but what the car veteran wants is the respect that should have been given to him!
Respect for the skills he has mastered!
More than a month after the veteran left, he mailed a set of tools he hired to make to the old army. It is known as the eight major emergency repair items on the automobile battlefield, specifically dealing with the damaged automobile repair situation under the battlefield!
After asking the master who knows how to do it, he said that this set of tools costs less than 20,000 to 30,000 yuan.
The extended Hongta Mountain collected by the veterans of the car have always been bought by the soldiers from the military service club, and there are only about 200 pieces in total...
It's almost 20,000 or 30,000 yuan...
Chapter completed!