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Chapter one hundred and fifty second cheap friendship

Standing in front of the gate of Sijiu City, with a bowl of hot bowl of tea and a few pickled cabbages, Xie Gate God ate a few stick-noodle steamed buns brought from Chaotian's house, but he did not walk into the already noisy and bustling city gate, but instead followed the direction of the city wall and headed straight to the Pudu House outside the city.

But when counting in China, it depends on the many rules and the big scenes, and the designation of Sijiucheng is the well-deserved first signboard!

No matter whether it is prominent, Buddhist, Taoist, Confucianism, high-ranking houses, poor streets, or small-towners, as long as they live, they all pay attention to their own rules. Even if a person lives his life, the rules after his death will not be old or young!

What are you holding a pot, digging a lord, receiving three, sending three, opening fireworks, robbing jiangmi people, setting up flames, reciting official scriptures, asking monks and nuns to write "silent heads", asking Taoist priests to write "merging words", and asking other monks to write "Bala noodles". Only by following such rules and etiquette can the deceased be buried in peace.

In the burial business that adheres to these rules, there have been several masters in Sijiu City!

No one knew the first name, but only said that the world is called Xiaochafang. He has a clear voice, a straight and straight voice, and he is also smart and lively. The rich chafang family invited Xiaochafang to support the scene, and sent a three-hour urged the guests to come to the table. Xiaochafang Liang opened his voice and shouted: "You guys, please avoid being betrayed, thank you again, I will send you three!"

The voice was crisp and audible. The shouts without any command, all of them were imperative. Even the chafang was shocked by the swearing voice.

The two were deacons in command of the coffin-carrying man, and they were called "Ring Rulers" in the burial ceremony. They also kept no big numbers in the world, but only held a black painted gold ruler in their hand to make their name.

Just wait for the lever to put the big and small bars on the shoulders. The deacon holding a black painted gold ruler followed the small bar single ruler. The rule of the big bar double ruler was sounded all the way, and the sound of the ruler was crisp and the foot was suppressed. The bars were changed along the way without revealing the coffin, but only connected with the coffin cover. When the sound of the ruler was crisp, it changed quickly, and it was arranged forward and backward with the sound of the ruler, and never failed.

And this third person left his name in Sijiu City - Daming Quanfu. The scene reported the number "Yi Tuo Mao" specifically to start with paper money, and teach his disciples, and they were good at throwing it high and spreading it widely. He grabbed a handful of paper money on Kuanjie Avenue and sprinkled it into the sky, watching the paper money flying like snowflakes, and half a street covered with a height of one meter!

An expert who knows how to use kung fu has seen Quanfu's skills and privately discusses it, saying that Quanfu must be a skill that has been taken by a young boy, and perhaps what he practices is the Kung fu of Anqingzi, so that he can throw the light paper money into such a scene!

But I don’t understand why Quanfu, who has such a good skill, has entered the funeral ceremony in the lower nine-level world?

The residents in Sijiu City must abide by these rules, and it is not uncommon to respect such etiquette. But even those who lie down after escaping from a foreign country and dying of starvation after lying down, Sijiu City still have various ways of paying attention to it!

Whenever you see those lying on the street, someone will have to quickly report the patrol officers on the street. When the patrol officers came over and saw that the lying on the street was cold and hungry, and they were not bad. Then they looked up at the street and saw which shop was facing the side of the house. They raised their legs and stretched their hands. According to the old rules in Sijiu City, whoever has to pay three portions of money if they have lying on the doorstep!

Putting it in the silence of the men in Sijiu City, this is also called sending a devastating god. Spending money to find a peaceful place for the lying down. The world is divided and the relationship between the underworld is complete, so as not to avoid a lonely soul coming to the door to cause trouble!

The first portion is naturally to pay for the soles of the patrol officers on the street and the bath. It doesn’t cost much, just one dollar!

Before I woke up, I was called to see me and lie down. I don’t care about my hard work. I feel a little foul air, right?

Shouldn’t you buy a pair of new shoes for the patrolman to wear, and then go to the bathhouse to find a master to rub his back to remove the old mud and bad luck on his body?

The second part of the money was given to the handlebars that drove the four seas in Sijiu City, and the price of half a piece of ocean was always on par.

That is, a used cart has a cart with three or one missing cart. As long as you pay, the bricks and rubble of the house, the wastewater from the old sauerkraut jar, and the lying bodies that died of freezing and starving, they all come without hesitation. The business is very good, and the car naturally has the reputation of the cart.

After taking enough money for the car, the one who drove the four-hailing car made a broken reed mat to roll the lying body on the roadside, and then rushed to Pudu Village outside Sijiu City, and handed the lying body and the last burial money to the coroner in Pudu Village. He then took a burning order covered with handprints from the coroner, and returned to the city to deliver it to the patrolman. With this burning order, the patrolman could also go back to the patrolman to receive another clean street money from the patrolman--the half of the ocean!

If you talk about the five elements and eight works in the Sijiu City, if you have any connection with the official side, then there will be no money you have to ask the geese to pluck the hair and float all the way. But just in this matter, no patrol officer dares to reach out, and no one dares to think about it!

According to the patrol police who have been hanging out on the streets of Sijiucheng for many years, people can bully people in their lives, but they will never dare to bully God or deceive the King of Hell! If they really want to be born in God and the King of Hell extend their hand to take over the matter of taking over people, they might have to attract a thunder in the dry sky when they go out, and they will slash them all the way from the heart of the gate. It is difficult to ask for a whole body, and they will even have to lose their souls!

But everything has to be said. According to the rules of coronations living in Pudu Village, any lying body, clothes and items sent to the coroners of Pudu Village must be returned to the coroners of Pudu Village. After the coroners of Pudu Village have cleaned up the clothes and items on the lying body, this can be said to be lying in the soil. If you encounter the coroners of Pudu Village who are lying in the soil, you have to use fire to refine the body to prevent the spread of the disease. Only then can the refined ashes be buried in the soil.

At the beginning, at least 30% of the clothes and objects sold in the ghost market in Sijiu City were leaked from the coroner of Pudu Village.

No one can say anything about this - coroners are a naughty person, and they don't even dare to say their names to lose their ancestors' business. In the past year, the officials only gave them a few dollars of money to save their lives. If they don't let coroners fight, they will make them live?

To count it, the only one who can deal with the coroner in Sijiu City is the patrol department or other yamen. Whenever you encounter a case where the coroner wants to determine the cause of death, then a few patrol officers will pinch their noses and go to Pudu Village outside the city. They shouted eight feet away and shouted that the area where the case was. Then they turned around and went home, fearing that they would be infected with the bad luck of the coroner.

This is the case for patrol police, let alone ordinary people?

It has to be said that it was a coincidence. Seven or eight years ago, the city of Sijiu was almost filled with refugees who fled to beg for food in Sijiu. On the street, you could see more than ten people starving to death on the street. The coroners in Pudu Village outside the city were almost unable to find a land where the bodies could be buried. They could only pile up the bodies sent by the lying every day in a large pit, and then put up a tombstone made of lumps of wood, and wrote the days of the year of the life with a red pen, and even the names of the lying lying down could not be left.

But in this way, the wild dogs near Pudu Village naturally looked for a land that could fill their stomachs. After more than ten days, almost a hundred wild dogs gathered together had their eyes red when they ate the dead bodies. When they saw the coroner of Pudu Village, they rushed up to the cemetery with a cart!

The teeth of wild dogs are poisonous, especially after eating too much rotten corpses, the wound is red, swollen and ulcerated after biting people. If it is not done well, it will take three to five days to kill people! Even if it doesn't happen at that time and it won't last long, the bitten person will inexplicably see the wind, fear of water, and sound, which will be a fate that will never die or be crazy.

In just three or five days, the coroners living in Pudu Village asked several wild dogs who had eaten the corpse and had red eyes to bite several. Two coroners had a narrow life and had a fever in just one or two days. They took the car to the gate of the city, and then called the doctors from Tongrentang to come and see it. Even the doctors in Tongrentang shook their heads and said that this was a mortal disease. They prescribed some analgesic and calming drugs, which allowed the coroners who had fever to go to Naihe Bridge to drink a bowl of Mengpo soup in their sleep, so that they would not suffer more life!

After nearly half a month of hard work, the four or five coroners who originally lived in Pudu Village died so hard that only one coroner named Dong Er was the only one who was outstanding.

What's even more terrifying is that the hundreds of wild dogs actually regarded the cemetery buried in Pudu Village as their own hunting ground, and they could not stay there. Even when they saw a living person, they began to pounce on their heads!

Seeing that more and more lying corpses were loaded from the four seas in the city, the wild dogs near Pudu Village were still unable to occupy it. It took a lot of effort to kill several wild dogs. Dong Er, a coroner who had tried to kill several wild dogs, didn't know who heard that there was a Huozhengmen hall in Sijiu City. There was a good man in the entrance of the Huozhengmen who was good at hunting beasts, so he found Xie's house around the bush.

Originally, the people in Sijiu City were afraid of dealing with coroners. Dong Er, who came to the door with a four-color snack to ask, had already prepared to be swept out by Gate God Xie. But unexpectedly, Gate God Xie stood at the door and listened to Dong Er talking about the reason, but he turned around and entered the yard quietly. In a short while, he walked out with a few crossbows and dozens of black crossbow arrows on his back, and followed Dong Er to Pudu Village outside the city!

It has to be said that Dong Er deserves his fate. He would have everything going well if he handed over the hunting and killing of wild dogs to Gate God Xie, but he didn't know what Dong Er was thinking. Gate God Xie had already repeatedly told Dong Er not to go to the place where the body was buried, but Dong Er heard the wild dog barking that had passed by tightly, but he still grabbed a handful of rusty firewood axe and ran to the cemetery!

——Not afraid of people around. If there is something wrong with the Gate God Xie, then Dong Erke, who invited Gate God Xie to hunt wild dogs, would have to bear the endless food to fall down!

But in this way, the arrangement that Gate God Xie had already prepared was broken - in the eight crossbows and dozens of crossbow arrows that could shoot out a fan, Gate God Xie found a fairly strong and tall old locust tree early on and climbed up. It was extremely dangerous to use it as bait, but in fact, it was protected by the eight crossbows and it would not be possible at all.

But Dong Er came over so recklessly, and the remaining few wild dogs immediately shifted their target and rushed towards Dong Er. Although Dong Er waved his axe and broke a few wild dogs desperately, he still called a wild dog to bite the face and tear off a piece of meat.

Hurry up and the Gate God of Xie jumped out of the tree and killed the last few wild dogs. But when he looked at Dong Er, who was already limping on the ground, was really worried!

It’s usually called a mad dog bite. If you are lucky, you can quickly find a doctor who knows what you know and may even save your life!

But if this wild dog that eats the corpse is bitten, even if an ordinary doctor prescribes a prescription, he will probably add a sentence after prescribing it - do your best and leave your fate!

Especially when Dong Er is injured in the face, I am afraid that it will take only one or two days to die. This person will be crazy even if he doesn't die.

Seeing that Dong Er was screaming in dismay, the tall and powerful door god Xie had a tofu heart. He was ashamed of being punished and waiting for death. He lifted Dong Er from the ground, frowned his eyebrows and said a sentence to Dong Er - he knew a local recipe, his skills were great, and he didn't care whether it could work!

rule?

Or is it incurable?!

In other words, with the idea of ​​taking the dead horse as a living horse, Dong Er lets Xie Gate God press a red-hot soldering iron into the wound on his face. In the smell of blue smoke rising from the air and the burnt smell of flesh, Dong Er fainted completely!

When Dong Er woke up from his coma and shouted to drink water, it was already seven days later. Although the scar on the soldering iron left on his face still did not grow well, and he could feel hideous and terrifying at first glance, he could at least save his life!

After knowing that the Gate God Xie was staying in the house where Corsair Pudu Zhuang lived and took care of him for seven days, Dong Er almost fell off the bed and knelt on the ground and kowtowed to the Gate God Xie three times!

But by counting in Sijiu City, I couldn't find a person who could look at the coroner's style at the right time, let alone take care of coroner's body for seven days.

To be honest, Xie Gate God's actions have been something that people in the coroner industry have been begging for many years, but they have never been able to beg for - being regarded as a person by others!

People say that a drop of water should be repaid with a spring of water. But this also means that people can speak. As for Dong Er's mixed coronership, it is impossible to repay the life-saving grace of the door god. There are some specialties in Sijiu City. People who take money from coronership to collect benefits from the coronership can really use the money, even if a living person uses the money from the insult, he is not afraid of being unlucky, but he is still afraid of implicating his children and grandchildren?

Therefore, when Xie Gate God left Puduzhuang, he carried away the crossbows and crossbow arrows he brought, and took the rewards he deserved after hunting wild dogs. He didn't even get a big son from Dong Er!

But since then, in Xie Menshen’s yard, people always throw things into the yard wall in the middle of the night.

Sometimes it is a pat of pulp and neatly folded clothes. Adults and children have them. Although the size of the head is a bit wide and narrow, after the repair and modification, it can still be used to protect the cold.

Sometimes it is a small bag of grain, sorghum, millet, and mixed beans. No matter how taste or how much it tastes, it is mixed with some elm seeds and wild vegetables and cooked in a pot. It can still fill your stomach and fill your stomach!

During festivals, a small box of snacks will be thrown in from outside the courtyard wall. The left is just some pea yellow, cloud cake, candy piles, and walnut crisps. The adults look at it just a thing that seduces greed after not having enough food, but with these, the children can jump high for many days!

It was also beginning that someone threw something in outside the yard. Outside the house where the coroner of Pudu Village lived in the city, there were also some wild animals hanging on the branches of the big tree in front of the door.

Sometimes there are two pheasants, one hare, sometimes half a piece of green sheep, or a whole ferret skin. When it is cold, maybe half a hard-frozen gray wolf can hang on the tree branches!

Whether it was Xie Gate Shen or Dong Er, although they had never met after Dong Er woke up, the two of them had never stopped doing anything like courtesy. It was not until Xie Gate Shen's family couldn't make it out and had to sell their own ancestral home that the two really cut off contact.

He saw the big locust tree in front of the house where the coroner of Puduzhuang lived from afar. The god Xie, who was sweating all over, slowly slowed down, but shouted to the room behind the big locust tree: "Is Mr. Dong at home?"

Facing the shout of Xiemen God, the mattress-free wooden door of the cottage opened, and Dong Er, who had a huge scar on his face, responded: "Who are Xiemen God Xiemen God?" (To be continued. Please search for Astronomy, the novel is better and faster!)
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