Chapter 192 Let's kill the devil together happily
After class, Zhang Cheng packed up a few books and went to the Starbucks Cafe at the school. Carrey seemed to have come earlier, and he and a few girls gathered around the table and read the script for a long time...
Zhang Cheng took a cup of latte and sat down and asked, "Didn't you go to class?"
Carey: "There will always be a solution for credits. If there is no news of the new film being started in half a year, who will remember me?"
Zhang Cheng: "That's right." Zhang Cheng slowly drank coffee and stared at Carrey's career line.
After staring for fifteen minutes, Carrey finally felt the unconcealed primitive male instinct in Zhang Cheng's eyes. Carrey had to put down the script and hook his finger at Zhang Cheng: "Come with me."
Zhang Cheng was pulled upstairs and then upstairs, and finally reached the roof. It was empty. Zhang Cheng only found a trash can. Why is this on the roof? Zhang Cheng looked at it and half of the trash cans were used Durex, and the remaining half were condoms from other brands. They were all things that Zhang Cheng disdained.
After going upstairs, Carey stabbed the iron door from outside, took off her clothes and threw them on the ground, lay on the wall and shouted to Zhang Cheng: "Dog..."
Zhang Cheng found that in this position, Carey looked bigger and her butt was even more protruding. He couldn't help but yelling twice, and then grabbed the melon seeds.
Twenty minutes later, Carey lay in Zhang Cheng's arms with satisfaction on his face, and then he wanted to ask: "What did you call me just now?"
Zhang Cheng, who was eating a tit and rubbing a tit, said vaguely: "You said dogs just now, of course I want to swear twice."
Zhang Cheng explained it again, and then Carrey understood the difference between English and Chinese. Carrey rubbed Zhang Cheng's head and said, "Men have a wild beast in their hearts."
Hearing this, Zhang Cheng naturally turned into a werewolf again. He rushed forward with a "ah"...
Lying on the rooftop, Carey and Zhang Cheng were chatting: "The number of women and gamblers coming out of the city are increasing."
Zhang Cheng and everyone understand the superficial reason: "The economy is in a downturn."
Every time the US economy is in a downturn, the entertainment business of gambling and tertiary industries will be particularly good - gambling and lottery are paradises for opportunists. Nevada naturally benefits a lot from it, because it is due to the federal system, and the states are relatively independent in finances. Therefore, when more than 30 states began to abolish civil servants such as teachers, Nevada still spread money in the desert to green the desert.
In fact, after all, tens of millions of illegal immigrants can find jobs, so many Americans can't find jobs? Deindustrialization in the United States is a factor, but not absolute. In the final analysis, the American dream emphasizes getting rich overnight and becoming a millionaire, so Americans who use relief funds and food to eat relief food would rather buy lottery tickets to bet on luck than find a job that seems to be unsuccessful - such as ordinary workers, waiters, and cashiers. Most of the people who do these jobs in the United States are working students and foreign workers.
Carrey tried to support her body, and shouted halfway: "Help me up."
"What's wrong?" Zhang Cheng asked.
Carrey, who was holding Zhang Cheng and starting to wear clothes: "I'm a little weak."
Zhang Cheng: "Then let's take a little longer."
Carey: "I don't know others. You always wait until I have enough rest and you will start the next time. It is also very important to read the script."
Zhang Cheng beat him up and said, "Haha, haha. I have strong recovery ability."
So Zhang Cheng helped Carrey downstairs and accompanied Carrey to read the script for a while. If there were good scripts, Zhang Cheng would not have invested a lot here. The filming would have started long ago. The problem is that good scripts are really hard to find - no wonder there are so many remakes of movies and TV works every year. Every year, a large number of newcomers in the Film and Television Academy graduated from the industry. You have to shoot something. Even the Japanese comics that Zhang Cheng always thought were good started this year and began to kill girls and prove the truth... This is purely a crooked way, okay?
The script that Carrey received was the lone hero of this hero, the evil scientist Doctor Monster and even the alien invader were defeated as the last wave of the total wave SS - what is the difference between this and the Superman Spider-Man Captain America movie, it's just a fan of it, no wonder Carrey has always looked down on it.
After reading more than a dozen scripts without any highlights, Zhang Cheng complained: "This is not as good as killing the Japanese with magical skills!"
Carrey looked up and asked, "What magical power is killing the Japanese?"
Zhang Cheng explained: "It is a genre of Hong Kong films, and it has recently been to the mainland for development. To put it simply, it is like the reviews of Fengyuzhe. In the whole movie, both the Japanese and the US troops are constantly shouting, whether they are shooting or being hit, even if they are dozens of shots. The Japanese army never knew how to lie down. They stood on the empty ground with guns, and they did not start shooting until the US troops are more than ten steps away from them. A Thomson submachine gun can kill the entire Japanese army, and Nicholas Cage can win World War II alone. If you replace Thomson submachine gun with Chinese Kung Fu, it is a magical skill to kill the Japanese."
Zhang Cheng said that, and couldn't help but complain again: "The magical power is not the limit to killing the Japanese. The limit is to killing the Japanese. Anyway, the "papapapapapa" of a dozen Japanese bullets can't hit an upright person, but they are shot to death with bows and arrows one by one without dodging. Moreover, the arrow god has the talent skill of archery after fertilization +1."
Carrey seemed to be inspired by something. She thought for a while, drank some coffee and said, "They have done a little bit of this contrast."
Zhang Cheng agreed: "Yes, and it's not cute at all. This is the 21st century, and cuteness is the king."
Carrey stopped several companions who were reading the script and said, "Please think about Kung Fu's heat weapons."
Companion a: "How about the fingers and teeth catching bullets? I often have such performances when watching magic shows."
Zhang Cheng added: "About the catching of bullets, there is a classic plot, which is to catch the bullet and shoot at the guy who shot the other side fiercely, "
Companion a also knows the origin of this plot: "Will you become a super Saiyan fight against the Japanese army?"
Zhang Cheng: "Ghosts fight ghosts, haha."
Companion a questioned: "But, Kung Fu can really fight against thermal weapons."
Zhang Cheng: "I know one, and there should be no problem with dealing with several bolt-action rifles. But this person is already eighty years old this year and he really can't become cute."
Zhang Cheng remembered something and continued, "Also, you have heard of the word "Japanese right-wing forces". If you really shoot a movie like "The Magical Power" to Kill the Japanese, don't think about going."
Companion c nodded: "The indestructible Julie was banned by the Japanese right-wing forces and Julie was banned from entering Japan."
Screenwriter b: "There is a draft script, please listen. During World War II, the Japanese army carried out crazy plundering of the occupied areas to support the war.
At the beginning of the camera, there was a village full of smoke. The villagers who came back from the mountains began to put out the fires in their homes and cried to bury their families who had not escaped and were killed by the Japanese army. There was a little more plasma here. There was also a scene where a few naked women were killed, so that they could feel a little bit.
Three months later, he had recovered from the sweeping raid. The villagers gathered around the elders and discussed how to deal with the Japanese army's sweeping raids in the countryside - because the wheat will ripen next year. The Japanese will also go to the countryside to kill people, set fires and grab grain. They will also let people explain that the officials and men in the army are unreliable. The Japanese will run the fastest when they come.
In the end, the elders of the village decided to fight with the Japanese instead of being swept by the Japanese one by one. But everyone was just a farmer, and they could only distinguish the quality of the seeds and the difference between seeds and weeds. Even though they had bought a few guns from the deserter, the farmers could not fight at all, so they could only ask people to come back to teach everyone. The elder asked his granddaughter and her brother to go outside, find those capable and righteous men who could kill the Japanese, and return to the village to teach everyone how to kill the Japanese.
The girl dressed as a man and her brother walked through one town after another, but they could not find the capable and righteous man they wanted to find who could kill the Japanese. Once when they were passing by the Japanese whistle, several Japanese soldiers were teasing a passing girl. Passers-by saw that the girl was about to be miserable. However, the seemingly thin girl suddenly burst out with powerful combat power. She quickly solved the lives of several Japanese soldiers and then left, which only made the passers-by stunned."
Zhang Cheng interrupted here and said, "Would you like to add a girl to fertilize each time you get fertilized, and the more you get 1 plot, the more you get stronger."
Screenwriter b: "That would be scolded to death by the audience."
Zhang Cheng: "No, Chinese Kung Fu still has the saying of collecting yang and replenishing yin."
Carrey said to screenwriter b: "Don't worry about the guy who is full of milk, go ahead."
Screenwriter b: "The girl who came to find a master to kill the Japanese and her brother plundered the guns and ammunition from the dead Japanese soldiers and caught up with the Kung Fu girl. The Kung Fu girl asked, and the two of them explained that they wanted to ask the Kung Fu girl to go back to help their village kill the Japanese.
After knowing that they were not Japanese spies, the Kung Fu girl said that it would be fine to deal with three or five Japanese soldiers with guns with only her kung fu, but she had no choice but to face the crowds of Japanese soldiers. Moreover, she started learning kung fu since she was a child, and she could not learn it without a few years and the talent for martial arts practice, and there was no time left. Although she expressed sympathy for their village, she still refused the invitation from the two people - because she would not do anything that was obviously beyond her ability.
Although they were rejected, the girl and her brother still persisted in following the Kung Fu girl, because the Kung Fu girl was the last ray of light they could see from the darkness.
The girl and her brother followed the Kung Fu Shao on the way, and were targeted by the mysterious Scissor duo because they were carrying several rifles that were about to exchange for some money and food for consumption. The mysterious Scissor duo fired several shots from a distance, near, and hinted at them, and snatched them clean together with the Kung Fu Girl.
They didn't know each other until they fought. When the girl and her brother saw the two powerful men with such a magical and fast shooting technique, they immediately begged the two men to join their team of killers.
The mysterious trail-sliding duo is a sister. Because of her experience and hatred similar to that of the girl's village, she quickly agreed to the request of the girl and her brother and taught the people in their village to kill the Japanese. They also brought their grandfather, a gunsmith with good skills. At this time, the kung fu girl also changed her mind because she had long-range support, so that her kung fu could deal with more Japanese.
The girl and her brother finally came back with good news a few months after leaving the village. However, when everyone in the village saw that the masters they thought were only three underage girls and an old man with white hair, they were all disappointed. However, the three girls quickly changed the views of the villagers with their unique skills.
The village suddenly became lively. Everyone began to learn kung fu, practice gunfire, dig bunkers, bury landmines, and under the leadership of the girls, they began to take the initiative to kill the Japanese and grab more guns and ammunition.
The decisive battle began when the wheat was ripe in autumn. This time, the Japanese sent more Japanese soldiers - two teams to go to the countryside to sweep the food. Before entering the village, the Japanese soldiers were warmly welcomed by a series of mine formations, blowing down a large area of Japanese soldiers. Then various gunfires sounded from all directions, and the Japanese commanders, gunners, and machine gunners died one after another under the sharpshooter sisters.
When the Japanese soldiers lost their command, the kung fu girl led the hand-to-hand combat team to jump out of the bunker and fight with the remaining Japanese soldiers until she killed the last Japanese soldier.
The ending was decided as a Japanese soldier who was preparing to take revenge was unknown, because the three girls led everyone to kill the Japanese, and more nearby villages joined the ranks of killing the Japanese to defend their homes. The three girls also became heroes that everyone noticed…”
Zhang Cheng complained: "There are all shots in successive episodes."
Carrey hugged the screenwriter B and kissed him: "I love you so much, baby. Your inspiration is irreplaceable."
Screenwriter B quietly took out a wet tissue and wiped the place where Carrie kissed, because she felt that Carrie and Zhang Cheng might have eaten a big Dick when they went up (screenwriter B had a small cleanliness obsession) - in fact, Carrie didn't eat Dick on it, but there were scenes of eating Dick in American films, so it's no wonder they were thinking about it.
Chapter completed!