Chapter 811(1/2)
Jiang Tang did some science research and found out why there are 12 zodiac ministers in the Tiangong Palace.
Among these zodiac signs today, only Ox and Dog are here, the other zodiac signs are not here!
Does it mean that these two zodiac signs are more ambitious?
Dogs of the 12 zodiac signs usually visit the most palaces among so many zodiac signs. The more ferocious zodiac signs like dragons and tigers all have their own territory!
For example, dragons usually have dragon palaces in the sea. If there is no big event, they will not go to the heavenly palace!
Tigers also like groups in the forest, and don't like to be among such quarrelsome officials.
Dogs and Ox, the zodiac animals that have the most contact with people, are more likely to be among the crowd than snakes!
Especially dogs, mortal dogs, represent the watchdogs of middle-level owners.
Dogs also have wolf nature, there are ferocious dogs, crazy dogs, loyal and kind dogs, and even softer dogs that won’t hurt people!
He found that the cow was not easy to worry about either. It always behaved very domineeringly when looking at cows!
Needless to say about the dog, he is usually ambitious and the one who speaks the most in the palace!
Moreover, he wants to take charge of everything, big and small, and wants to take the lead in everything. Regardless of whether it belongs to him or not, this official wants to have a hand in everything he manages!
Especially now that Er Yao and Qing Niu's two spiritual pets are here, it should be the duty of the heavenly soldiers and generals to blast them out!
Dogs and cows are fighting to convict Qing Niu and Er Yao!
As for what Er Yao said just now, beggar immortal and broom star are ignored!
Jiang Tang's current identity is the Emperor of Heaven, and the officials below are making a fuss, trying to punish Er Yao and Qing Niu without stopping!
Ye Tian was just watching the fun, as if it had nothing to do with him. Now he is a marshal, and he is not an intruder!
He wanted to see how Jiang Tang could make the officials in the palace obedient and stop making noise.
However, the innocent fire soon burned him!
"How did the Emperor of Heaven, the Heavenly Soldiers, and the Heavenly Generals send this cow and this dragon to the Heavenly Palace? As a marshal, can you please explain to us?"
The dog quarreled for a while, then looked at the cow and made a secret calculation. They were noisy like this, and the Emperor of Heaven didn't say a word because he didn't want to care about it!
How is this possible? If they don't drive the ox and the dragon back to the mortal world, and they don't accept this mission, wouldn't they miss the opportunity to go to the mortal world?
Yes, dogs often go to the Heavenly Palace, of course, for food, but the delicious food in the Heavenly Palace cannot be eaten often, and if they are not at banquets, they cannot eat it!
And after spending all day arguing with these old men in the palace, I gradually felt bored again, and decided that if I had the chance, I could go to the mortal world to show off my power.
Recently, they wanted to go to the world of immortality. There were low-level demons there, and it was just right for him, a dog, to have raw meat to eat!
A dog usually hates people calling him smelly, especially since he was originally a dog who ate shit and became an immortal through cultivation!
It's just because he was lucky back then and didn't have the skills to become an immortal.
He is a stray dog, ferocious and disobedient to human discipline!
Stray dogs are destined to have nothing to eat, and unruly dogs are not loyal enough and will not have anything to eat!
Gradually, he turned into a shit-eating dog!
But one time he smelled the spiritual energy in the feces, so he ate it and then washed the marrow.
Later, he found out that after opening Lingzhi, the smell of stray dogs and their fur and bones began to change, but the taste in their mouths remained the same!
It was discovered that he was in the world of immortality. He came to the world of immortality in the mortal world. He was actually pulled out of some immortality cultivators after taking the elixir. After taking it, he could also cultivate immortality!
Later, he secretly watched how people meditated. Some had schools where the exercises were taught, and later he also secretly learned the exercises!
He knows that eating those things does not require other resources, and he does not bother to find food by himself, so he eats when he is hungry, and then he has the resources to practice!
Although it is excreted by the body of people in the world of immortality, it is also after taking tonic elixirs and medicines with various resources, and with this special resource!
I don’t know how long I have been practicing, but I thought I only had ten or twenty years to live, but I found that his cultivation method is faster than that of ordinary people!
Thousands of years later, he actually became an immortal!
Then he competed with some dog fairies and became the representative of the 12 zodiac dogs. Of course, he also used his abilities to strive for the 12 zodiac rankings!
As for the other 12 zodiac representatives, why don’t they like to be in the Heavenly Palace and often go to court? Some like silence, some like mountains and forests, and some like water.
Some of them are women, and they don’t like chatting with these men here every day!
Niu, in fact, has already started a family and has children!
I won’t come to court often!
He is the only dog who wants to receive merit and be favored by the fairies!
However, when the fairies saw him like this, they actually didn't dislike him at first, but then they became annoyed by him and gradually started to dislike him!
Especially when he opened his mouth to speak, it smelled like shit!
Others thought he didn't brush his teeth and didn't care about hygiene!
In fact, immortals and demons like them can use magic to remove the smell!
But there is an innate smell, like fox body odor, which cannot be eliminated!
It's like a dog. He originally became an immortal by eating that food, and some of it has become a habit in his bones!
The body does not smell bad, but the smell in the mouth cannot be removed!
No matter how much perfume he wears, no matter if he has been in heaven for tens of millions of years and has stopped eating it, the smell is still flowing in his mouth!
It’s impossible not to let people know that he is a shit-eating dog!
Ye Tian was implicated by a mad dog. He was in trouble even if he stood aside. In fact, if the dog was not facing him, the smell would not reach him!
Now that he was called upon, the smell wafted to him!
Ye Tian was about to vomit because of the smell of shit in his mouth!
At this time, I thought of the vitality flower on my body, and just sprinkled it to remove the stinky and poisonous smell in the air!
Covering my nose, I sprinkled some of the liquid on my hands, hoping it would disperse in the air and prevent the smell from spreading to my face!
"Hey, stop talking. You stink so much, so don't stand in front of others. You are disgusting, do you know that?"
The dog was a little angry. When he first became the dog fairy and became the representative in the palace, he was also questioned by some immortals!
Later, he secretly defeated these immortals, whether in life or in verbal disputes, and even tricked them secretly!
Let them have a long memory, and there will be no good fruit for offending him!
After these tens of millions of years, he has established a firm foothold in the sky. In the human world, there is one day in the sky every year, in the sky for tens of millions of years, and in the human world, I don’t know how many years have passed!
It's a pity that he couldn't get rid of his bad mouth, and because of his bad mouth, he became a bachelor!
I was just thinking that if I find time to do this task, I can not only improve the food, but also find a wife!
The dog had a beautiful thought in his mind. When he became the dog fairy, he became a representative among so many dog fairies and had a status among the 12 zodiac signs!
I thought about finding a wife among the dog fairies, but found that those dog fairies were either already married, or there was no yellow flower girl at all!
Of course he was not willing to give in, so for thousands of years, he tried every means to seduce the fairy!
The fairy doesn't know what he is doing, so he should be a bachelor. He is usually too crazy and has a bad reputation!
Not all fairies in heaven are unmarried!
Many people who are able to become immortals are still trying not to marry!
At first, I didn’t know if dogs could become companions with humans, immortals, and other demons!
But he has a mean mouth and often makes fun of beautiful women!
Just because of his bad breath, many beauties were persuaded to quit!
The demon who just came said he had a bad mouth, and now the marshal said it in front of everyone!
The dog holds a grudge even more!
Then they had a fight with Ye Tian!
The original odor in the air was detoxified by the Vitality Flower liquid, and everyone felt refreshed!
Jiang Tang glanced at Ye Tian, and when he saw him taking out the liquid, he knew that he must have discovered a secret in the Hell Palace.
The Hell Palace is just a spiritual weapon, an immortal weapon. He found the spiritual grass in it, which means he has a keen sense of smell!
This is why Jiang Tang is unwilling to bring outsiders to the ancient treasure spirit field space. This is a secret, and he does not want spiritual pets to enter his inner space!
But those elves are different, they are his secret castle!
Of course Jiang Tang would not think that this was his selfish intention. Those elven beauties were his personal appreciation!
Belongs to his harem!
Just like now in the welfare of heaven, he cannot truly enjoy the welfare of the emperor of heaven, the beauty of heaven!
Dog, I argued and argued, but in the end I couldn't go down to earth. I could only have a chance to fight with Ye Tian, Er Yao and Qing Niu!
The dog felt that he could deal with three of them one by one, and one of them was still a marshal, so he had to form an alliance. When he saw the green ox, he thought of the ox!
So I got some alliance cows to fight these three together!
To be continued...