71, Chang Wei’s royal commentator(1/2)
"Beautiful! Su Changwei!!!"
Shen Fangjian roared out in a voice that was close to that of a ghost crying or a wolf howling, making Jia Tianning next to him tremble.
The game lasted for more than an hour and Real Madrid scored 6 goals. How could he still produce such a high-pitched voice?
I saw Shen Fangjian spitting and saying proudly:
"This shot comes out of the blue, like an antelope hangs its horns, it's so wonderful!"
"APOEL's goalkeeper thought he could block all shooting angles, but he didn't expect Su Changwei to choose the most difficult lob shot!"
He was blowing to great heights, and a replay happened to appear on the screen.
The slow motion shows that Su Changwei's shot seemed to be lightly rubbed by the defender...
Shen Fangjian closed his eyes directly:
"This confident and effortless goal also proves one of my points:
Today's Su Changwei is indeed capable of flying with Ronaldo!
He has already earned a place in today's Galaxy Battleship!"
Jia Tianning was stunned!
[Open your eyes and watch the slow motion!]
【This is pure shit luck!】
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"Hahahaha, Shen Gou is so shameless!"
"This guy used to brag about Real Madrid like crazy, but today he actually used these tricks on Su Changwei!"
"But why do I like to hear him brag about Chang Wei?"
In [Su Changwei Bar], some netizens posted this.
The following responses quickly appeared:
"I also find it very pleasant! There is no embarrassment at all when he praises Real Madrid!"
"No, as a Real Madrid fan, who would call a conscientious commentator like Shen Fangjian Shen Gou? Where are you undercover?"
"You yellow dogs, don't feel too good about yourself! Open your dog eyes and see clearly. This is Su Changwei, not your Huang family circus!"
"Bar Master, Bar Master! Come out quickly and kill these stupid dogs! Our Su Changwei Bar must not be polluted by them!"
"Sorry, our Su Changwei bar was separated from the Real Madrid bar just to avoid being manipulated by you brainless fans!"
"As long as everyone supports Su Changwei, everyone can speak freely here (to each other) about whatever they want (to talk) about!"
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Su Changwei, who scored a goal, took a special look at Mourinho.
He told the head coach with his eyes:
"I can still play, don't end up playing for me!"
Mourinho seemed to really understand what he meant and nodded slightly.
A few minutes later, Kaka and Higuain left the field at the same time, and Granero and Di Maria entered the battle!
Mourinho waved his hand:
"Di Maria goes to play as a left winger, and Cristiano Ronaldo is at the front alone!"
Su Changwei was very pleased and decided to repay the head coach's kindness by working harder!
In the 66th minute, relying on his own strength, he started dribbling the ball from the midline, and with an unreasonable burst, he broke through the defense of the visiting team's defender and successfully made a pass!
Cristiano Ronaldo threw his legs and rushed into the penalty area, but saw that the pass was slightly too big and was saved by the goalkeeper in advance!
The goalkeeper's attack speed was a little too fierce. With one pounce, he slapped the football directly into Ronaldo's face!
After a "pop" sound, Ronaldo collapsed directly in the penalty area!
The football rolled down his face, and two traces of blood slowly flowed from his nose!
Seeing that someone was injured, the referee quickly blew the whistle:
"Drip~~~"
Real Madrid's doctors, who were disliked by their own players in every possible way, finally found a place to put their talents to use. They rushed into the battlefield one by one at a sprint speed of 100 meters!
Di Maria, who had long had a psychological shadow on these veterinarians, couldn't help but cross herself:
"Chris, do you really want them to stop your bleeding?"
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After two minutes of emergency treatment, Ronaldo finally stood up with gauze stuffed in his nose.
He took a deep breath to slowly calm down his slightly dizzy head.
[I am in excellent condition today, so I can’t waste the opportunity!]
[There is only three goals between Messi and I, we can catch up in minutes!]
[Even Awei started passing the ball to me. The right time, right place, right people, the advantage is mine, I can do it!]
He had just taken two steps when he heard another whistle:
"Drip~~~"
He turned around and saw the referee trotting all the way to the right, raising a yellow card towards the guy wearing No. 10 jersey!
Then he took out a card of another color from his pocket and held it up high!
Su Changwei, two yellows turn one red!
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"...Huh?"
Seeing Su Changwei being expelled from the field, Shen Fangjian finally got stuck.
The foul just now was obvious. Facing the rapid breakthrough of APOEL Manduka, Su Changwei was completely out of position and could only reach out from behind to trip the opponent...
In fact, there is no need for him to take the risk to stretch his legs. Ramos has retreated in place, and Manduca may not be able to break through this line of defense.
But that’s how sports are, it’s impossible to stay absolutely calm all the time.
Even Kaka, Messi, Xavi, De Bruyne... these relatively rational players will inevitably be hot-headed and impulsive.
What's more, Su Changwei is still the most efficient card master in the Real Madrid team!
"..."
After watching the replay in silence, Shen Fangjian still spoke:
"Even with a big 6:0 lead, Su Changwei still fought for every ball. This kind of spirit is very worthy of our domestic players to learn from!"
"Isn't this spirit what we lack?"
"Our bodies are not as good as others, our skills are not as good as others, and our tactics are not as good as others. If our mental fighting spirit is not as good as others, then why are we still playing football? Isn't it better to just raise our hands and surrender?"
"Only players like Su Changwei are worthy of being the backbone of Chinese football!"
Jia Tianning just wanted to kneel down and kowtow to him!
[Su Changwei should send you a big red envelope!]
[You are Su Changwei’s royal commentator!]
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"...This kid!"
Mourinho didn't know whether he should cry or laugh, so he could only hum with a smile, and then sat back down in his seat.
In the last substitution, he replaced Altintop with Khedira, which can be regarded as strengthening the protection of the midfield and backcourt.
With one person missing, he no longer forced to continue to score goals. Being able to hold on to the 6:0 score was enough to satisfy everyone.
But the 10 players on the field still gave Mourinho a surprise.
Khedira, who just came on the field, did not treat the last 20 minutes as garbage time. He was still very active and ran around the court. In the 79th minute, he destroyed the opponent's midfield connection and sent the ball to Di.
Mary's feet!
The Argentine Angel swayed left and right, and unexpectedly broke into the penalty area from the three-man double team, and shot a light shot that left the goalkeeper helpless!
7:0!
This is a massacre! A war of annihilation! A mass extinction!
The players of APOEL wanted to leave the game early, and the last 10 minutes were pain and suffering for them!
The only thing that comforted them was that Ronaldo's number of goals in this game finally did not go any further...
"Drip, drip, drip~~~"
To be continued...