Chapter 1000 1000: I’m under attack from both sides [Happy New Year’s Day, please give me the moon(1/2)
"Mama likes Gong Shuwu very much."
Gong Xiqiu silently watched Shen Tang reluctant to leave Gongshu Wu.
Even if he is not good at observing words and expressions, he can see it.
Shen Tang stood there and savored the feel of the big pink diamond: "Half Step is my general, how can I not like it?"
Although it's not very ethical to think so.
But, half a step now is really a millionaire!
Gong Xiqiu curled his lips.
In the past, he had not been in contact with Mama for a long time, nor was he in-depth. The latter always left the best impression on him. Coupled with the built-in filter, many problems were ignored. Now he has become half of the other party's bodyguard. , he found that Mama also had shortcomings.
Not only is he extremely poor, he also loves money very much.
He was so poor that Gong Xiqiu even sympathized with him.
Can such a poor person grow so big because of the northwest wind?
"Mama looked at Gong Shuwu just now, as if she was looking at a golden mountain, and she wanted to tear off a few of his ribs..."
Shen Tang smiled awkwardly: "Is it so obvious?"
Gong Xiqiu thought carefully about a metaphor.
"Well, obviously, he looks like a thieves."
Shen Tang raised his foot and kicked his calf, threatening fiercely: "I am also a sacred object of your clan. Gongxi Feng'en, is this your attitude towards sacred objects? Be careful. When your elder brother comes back, I will sue you. See if he can slap you!"
If she slaps Gong Xiqiu, he will fight back.
If Jimo Qiu took action, he would only be beaten on the spot.
Gong Xiqiu had anticipated her move, jumped on the spot, and quickly stepped on her instep: "I'm just telling the truth, are you still annoyed that you are the leader of the country? What happened to the sacred objects? My duty is to protect them. Holy relics, bring the holy relics back to the coffin of the clan, not including anything else. If you were not Mama, let alone the holy relics, even if you are the great god of the clan coming to this world, I would not care."
No matter how fast he dodges, he can't stop Shen Tang from predicting his prediction.
The calf received a solid blow.
Gong Xiqiu was so angry that he wanted to kick him back.
In the end, both sides suffer losses.
Qi Shan limped into the camp with a cold face, his resentment was darker than the ashes at the bottom of the pot, and he said in a gloomy tone: "Master, sir, have you made enough trouble? Gong Xiqiu, since you are the leader General, you don’t know what you should and shouldn’t do?”
Gong Xiqiu originally had the reputation of "Returning to the Country of White Moonlight".
Since returning, he has been inseparable from the king.
Now he is still childish and playing around. Where does he think this is? Deep inside the palace? Is this old barbarian Gong Xiqiu preparing to fulfill the title of Ni Xing? He is dissolute and romantic, without shame.
I don’t even know what “men and women are different” means!
Are you one of them?
When I thought about the sudden pain in my calf just now, and how embarrassed I almost fell to the ground in front of everyone, I became even more irritated!
Qi Shan scolded Gong Xiqiu in front of Shen Tang.
Before leaving, she gave him a hard look.
Gong Xiqiu muttered, pointed in the direction where Qi Shan left, and shouted that it was unfair: "Who is he? Why do you only scold me?"
He just kicked Mama three times, and Mama kicked him four times.
It was obvious that he was the more aggrieved and suffered the most.
Qi Yuanliang just scolded him indiscriminately, what a dog official!
Shen Tang stuck out his head to confirm that Qi Shan had really gone far, then retracted his head and said with a smile: "Of course he only scolded you, who makes me the leader of the country and his superior. However, it's not like he didn't scold you. Didn’t I just criticize Sang and Huai? The words I scolded you were also scolding me. Gong Xiqiu, how did you offend Yuan Liang? The look in his eyes before he left, it felt so dirty."
Gong Xiqiu: "...How could I have offended him?"
He didn't like to deal with literati like Qi Yuanliang.
After so many years, I haven't said a few words to each other.
Qi Yuanliang's anger came out of nowhere.
Shen Tang figured out some of the truth, and his eyes fell on Gong Xiqiu's braided hair: "Probably... in Yuanliang's eyes, you are just a yellow-haired spirited young man who drives a ghost fire and blows up the streets? He has been a father for many years, so he is a bit This aspect of psychology is also normal.”
Gong Xiqiu: "..."
He understood every word Mama said, but he couldn't understand it when put together. It was very difficult to understand: "Will-o'-the-wisp blow up the street...yellow hair...a spirited boy? What is that?"
Shen Tang said quietly: "That's when every man reaches a certain age... and he doesn't stick to men. Anyway, he is a young man whose parents even look down on him at this age. If you have a daughter who is raised by a noble and noble man, as soon as he reaches the age There was a young man with yellow hair and a carefree attitude who held her hand and told you that he wanted to be with her, and your daughter also helped this boy speak..."
The more he spoke, the more silent Shen Tang became.
She looked at Gong Xiqiu and then at herself.
Suddenly I guessed Qi Shan's subtle thoughts. The scene just now could easily make a man of his age explode.
Gong Xiqiu scratched his head in confusion, and still didn't understand Willow Fire Huangmao: "Then let's be together. Just because my daughter likes this man doesn't mean there can only be such a man. This is not the only choice. Why can't we just follow our daughter's wishes? like?"
"What my daughter likes may not be what I like."
"I really feel that my daughter has poor taste and is not good at choosing people. Can't I just introduce a few of my favorites to her later?"
Therefore, Gong Xiqiu came to the conclusion——
Qi Yuanliang has a serious brain disease.
Gong Xiqiu is just practicing boy's skills, which doesn't mean he doesn't have common sense in this area. After reacting, he knew why Qi Shan was angry. His contempt in his eyes was even heavier, and he blatantly applied eye drops: "Mama, Qi Yuanliang will not suspect that I have an affair with you. Legs, right? Don't say it's nothing, take a step back and say it's really something. Why is he angry? Strip away the identity of the king, you are also a strong man in the world, don't say you accept a man you like, even if you accept this man It's only natural to go and give Mian Shou some water to wash his feet, right? Could it be that he admires you?"
Shen Tang almost choked on his own saliva.
"Don't scare me. I like young people. Old people have no elasticity, and he just has the mentality of protecting the calf. It is better for the master to maintain a pure relationship between squeezing and being squeezed, so that there will be no psychological burden...More , if you don’t know how to use metaphors, then don’t hit me randomly, and you are the only one who is giving me foot-washing water?”
Gong Xiqiu thought for a while: "That won't happen."
The greater probability is to break the opponent's legs.
He also did not forget to pray for kindness.
"Mama, your ministers are too pedantic."
Shen Tang coughed even harder: "...Don't talk too much. As the saying goes, 'Don't do to others what you don't want others to do to you.' If one day you are lucky enough to get out of the single, it turns out that the woman likes another man, I don’t believe you can still sit still?”
Mother-in-laws like to give their sons women.
When I become a daughter-in-law, I hope to be together for the rest of my life.
Hey, human nature is like that.
The so-called double standards are just choosing what is beneficial to oneself.
Gong Xiqiu said: "If a man is good enough to catch my eye, it's not impossible. This only proves that my partner has good vision. If she chooses a man who is inferior in every aspect, it means that she is blind. It's humiliating to me."
Shen Tang gave him a thumbs up.
"Anyone who doesn't have double standards is a real man!"
Gong Xiqiu added another clause: "It's just a saying. How to do it depends on the specific situation."
Shen Tang: "..."
Co-authorship is still a flexible version of "no double standards".
Even though it was wartime, Shen Tang still had many memorials to deal with as the leader of the country - even if she let Qin Li and Gu Chi take charge of supervising the country, there were still some memorials that she could not escape - she dealt with the memorials , Gong Xiqiu was taking a nap on the side.
Unknowingly, all the candles in the tent were lit.
Gong Xiqiu looked at Shen Tang several times inexplicably.
She said: "If you have any questions, just ask."
I wonder how sensitive her strength is to outsiders' eyes?
With Gong Xiqiu like this, he couldn't concentrate on his work at all.
She spoke so eloquently that Gong Xiqiu also asked his doubts: "Mama, I'm just curious, why no one admires you?"
Shen Tang: "..."
He almost tore the memorial from He Yin.
Yin Qi said: "Gong Xiqiu, do you want to hear what nonsense you are talking about? How can I not be admired by anyone for my charm?"
Gong Xiqiu asked: "Is it true? I don't believe it."
Shen Tang's right words are: "If the family and country are not settled, it is impossible to start a family."
Gong Xiqiu said "Oh" casually, and when he heard it, he knew that he didn't believe it. Shen Tang immediately got angry: "What are you doing?"
But Gong Xiqiu didn't answer.
He just looked at her with a very subtle look.
There is sympathy, pity, regret, ridicule...
Shen Tang was so angry that he couldn't control himself and hit him.
To be continued...