"I want to gnaw bones, and I am the only one who can chew bones in our house..."

"What are you talking about? Your father misses you and talks about you every day."

"You keep talking about how I got beaten outside every day...hehe..."

Dongmen Zhi was furious: "You evildoer, you really need a mouth..."

"You smoke, you smoke, you smoke!"

Dong Yunyu pushed her face forward: "I will ask my mother to beat you to death! I won't let you go to bed at night!"

"Nima..."

Dongmen Zhi looked up to the sky and sighed: "You are the debt I owed only when I was struck by lightning in my previous life, and the evil debt I cannot clean up in this life even if I save the world..."

"So you might as well shoot me against the wall!"

Dongyunyu hummed.

Dongmenzhi was so angry that he immediately broke down. He picked up a big stick from the door and started to swing it: "I don't need to shoot you on the wall. I will mount you on the wall today. I'll beat you to death, you son of a bitch..."

"Who are you scolding! Who are you scolding!"

Dong Yunyu's mother came out with the food in her hands: "Am I a dog? What a son of a bitch. You thought I had a crooked upper beam and a crooked lower beam. You taught my son to be like this, and you actually went back to the roots? Mine?

Wrong? It’s all because of your family’s poor education!”

Dongmen Zhi: "..."

"Let your son eat some food first. After the meal, you can continue. Even if he wants to be spanked, he should eat until he is full before spanking."

My mother looked sideways: "Those who are beaten can hold on a little longer, and those who hit others can be beaten a few more times."

"I don't want to eat! You dare to beat me after I'm full... It's so cruel!"

"I will kill you, uncle!"

At this moment, someone came to the yard and asked, "Is your third child back?"

It was Dong Yunyu's uncle, Dongmen Jun. He heard the words "I will kill your uncle" before he finished his sentence. He immediately became unhappy: "Third brother, are you not done yet?"

This scene...how can you call it a mess of words?

Finally, amidst all the excitement, Dong Yunyu finished her meal and actually stayed calm all afternoon.

Occasionally I muttered, but in the end I felt safe.

The couple also felt relieved, thinking that they had suffered enough outside for so long and finally knew that things were better at home. As long as the children showed signs of repentance, it would be a good thing.

According to family rules, children who have gone out must worship their ancestors that afternoon when they return.

Dong Yunyu went to the grave obediently, accompanied by her father, uncle, eldest and second brothers, and several clan elders.

After entering the ancestral hall, I kowtowed a few times to Dong Yunyu and then started.

"I said, ancestors, you have taken advantage of me. If it weren't for me, our boss would have to wait for countless years to be so glorious. That is, I...you said you have to show some respect.

Why should there be two puffs of smoke rising from the grave, right?"

Before he finished speaking, Dong Yunyu was thrown to the ground by his father himself, then dragged out and beaten!

It’s just outside, but worshiping ancestors is still like this. Even if you can’t beat them to death, you feel sorry for your ancestors.

In the evening, I pinched my nose and held a dust-cleaning banquet. After drinking, the three of them started to have sex.

Subsequently, the whole family went into battle, including the elders and younger ones, and captured Dong Yunyu and beat him half to death.

As a result, this guy recovered in the middle of the night and went out to hang out, cursing all over the street: "I'm telling you, I, Dong Yunyu, am back. I've done great things and come back! I've done great things and come back!"

"Don't be dissatisfied or angry. I see you are angry, but there is nothing you can do. You are destined to take advantage of me. I don't want you to take advantage of me. Why?

But I’m just so good... there’s nothing we can do about it!”

"As the saying goes, gold will shine wherever it is. It's just you who follow the rules and call yourself a gentleman... I'm telling you, if you are let out, you won't be able to catch up even if you eat shit.

Hot... vomit vomit vomit..."

"Ugh...not to mention receiving awards for meritorious service, not to mention becoming a role model and guardian hero like me in mainland China..."

This guy was shouting on the street from south to north and from east to west until late at night.

Later, an ancestor from more than ten generations ago couldn't bear it any longer and jumped out, knocked him unconscious, and threw him hundreds of miles into the yard of Dongmen Zhi's house.

I don’t know whether it was accurate or intentional, but it hit the roof with a bang. The sleeping family found that the house collapsed, and Dong Yunyu rolled down from the roof...

This is simply asking for death!

Rumble and another beating.

Anyway, from the first day I returned home, the entire Dong family was in chaos.

It was even more chaotic than during the war years when the flames of war spread here.

The sounds of fighting, yelling and cursing, houses collapsing, people shouting and horses neighing... can be heard all the time.

Dust and smoke continue to rumble into the sky...

The boss's senior management all frowned and looked sad.

"What a sin!"

An old ancestor had tears in his eyes and looked up to the sky and sighed: "How did you give birth to something like this that is rare for thousands of years...?"

Another ancestor was speechless: "How many days can he stay at home? How many more days will he stay? Should he leave? If he doesn't leave tomorrow, I will go to the mountains to retreat..."

Everyone was speechless: "I'm afraid I won't be able to escape even if I go to the mountains..."

While I was thinking, I heard a rumble...

Smoke and dust are everywhere.

When everyone flew out and took a look, their noses were all twisted with anger.

Half of Cuiping Mountain, not far from the ancestral grave, collapsed with the roar of the tsunami.

In the smoke, Dongyun Yu flew out, holding a long strip in his hand: "Hahaha, let me tell you, since there is such a thick Polygonum multiflorum vine here, there must be thousands of Polygonum multiflorum vines... Ancestor, look

What did I find? If it weren't for me, when would this treasure be..."

Almost all the ancestors flew out with faces as thick as jujubes.

Looking at the collapsed Cuiping Mountain, everyone was so angry that they were speechless.

Damn, there are thousand-year-old Shouwu on this mountain, don’t we know? This was planted by our ancestors thousands of years ago...

"Kill this scourge!"

Everyone gritted their teeth and rushed forward regardless of their status.

Dong Yunyu was carried home again. This time, she was almost beaten to death.

But I couldn't resist that Dong Yunyu had a miraculous medicine on her body, so she recovered after a few hours.

"A group of old killers are so damn willing to kill me, the hope for the future of my boss... I'm going to tell you today, if it weren't for me, if it wasn't for me, my boss would be like this..."

"What big things have you done in your life? My boss has done a lot of things over the years. Everyone calls themselves a gentleman. Who knows if there are men stealing and women prostitutes behind the scenes? Maybe there are some who are picking up the ashes..."

The ancestor's angry voice changed its tone: "Hang me up! Stop your mouth and put it on the jujube tree at the family stone door! Beat it hard! Beat it for three days and three nights!"

"You are not allowed to put it down without my order!"

For this ancient etiquette family, the words "picking up ashes" are truly an unbearable burden.

This is a reputation that lasts for thousands of years!

Dongyun Yukou was so happy that it finally led to the final consequences.

The five-flowered man was tied to four horses and hoofed, and was hung face down on the branch of a jujube tree.

The mouth was stuffed full of colorful rags...

There was a crack of the whip, and a flower shot out in the air, and then fell on Dong Yunyu.

The sound of "papa" has since become the beautiful music of the Dong family.

Dong Yunyu, a bitch of a generation, was finally punished.

Moreover, he had to be suspended for three days and beaten for three days.

Everyone felt very happy!

Countless people came with their families to watch, and everyone had a look of relief on their faces.

The jujube tree is very tall.

It's over a hundred feet high.

Dongyun Jade was hung thirty feet in the air.

The executioner waved his whip and jumped up in the air. The whip was like a poisonous snake... and it fell on him with a snap.

Dong Yunyu said: "Woo woo..."

Everyone knew him well, and shouted angrily at the same time: "How dare you curse people!"
To be continued...