Chapter 165: Toothache Humph(1/2)
It started out itchy, but then it hurts.
You are not allowed to do things when meditating. As long as your hand movements change slightly, you will lose.
However, although Li Fu received the true teachings of Zen Master Wuchao, the "Duxin Sutra" is one of the rare useful Buddhist scriptures in this world, it’s a pity that Li Fu is just a mortal.
Zhu Bajie saw that his master could not sit still. He didn't know whether it was because of his personality or just like to joke like this.
He said, "Oh no! Oops! Master is getting epilepsy!"
Monk Sha looked carefully for a while before he said uncertainly, "I don't look like I'm epilepsy, but I'm having a stroke."
However, Wukong Walker likes to praise people behind his back. He said, "My master is a gentleman of Zhicheng. He said he can sit in meditation, so he will definitely sit. If he doesn't know, he will definitely say he won't."
"The master said that he could sit for two or three hours, so he would definitely sit for two or three hours."
"Master is a gentleman, and there is no joke to speak."
"It must be that Master Yu Da searched for some difficulties. Don't talk nonsense, don't chat with me, Lao Sun, so that others can see the flaws. Lao Sun goes up and take a look."
I saw Sun Wukong walking man pull out a hair and turn it into a fake body.
And he himself changed to a "sheep" flying insect and sat on Li Fu's face.
After he landed on it, he immediately saw a bed bug that looked the size of a soybean and was stinging his master.
He quickly wiped out the pest and used his claws to help his master Li Fu tickle itch.
Li Fu was no longer in pain, and his ability to sit in meditation was restored and he became like sitting upright.
Under the scorching sun, Li Fu's colorful robe shone brightly. No matter from any angle, it looked like a genius of Taoism.
Wukong Walker thought to himself, "My master is a monk, and there is nothing but hair on his head. Moreover, Master has always loved to clean himself, and washing his face every day is quite complicated. But no matter whether it is spring or winter, there is no rest for a day."
"Even if he is captured by the monster, he will ask the monster to cleanse his face."
"In theory, Master, this big bald man, still loves cleanliness so much that he doesn't even have a lice, let alone a bed bug."
"I think it was the Taoist priest over there who was trying to harm his master."
"If that's the case, don't blame me, Lao Sun for being ruthless!"
"Look, is it your bedbug method that can make my master lose, or can you win with my method?"
As soon as the thought in Wukong ended, he flew to the west on the Zen platform. He transformed from a small insect to a centipede that was seven inches long.
Wukong fell from the sky, crawled and crawled on the face of the tiger-powered immortal, and then drilled into the nostril of the tiger-powered immortal, and slapped hard.
The Taoist immediately felt that he couldn't sit steadily, and a somersault fell down and lost his life almost instantly.
Fortunately, Taoist priests around him and officials watching quickly rescued him.
The king was very surprised at the time, so he asked the Grand Master to take the Huli Daxian to the Cultural Palace to wash and rest.
Wukong still turned into auspicious clouds and held his master Li Fu down from the air.
Li Fu walked to the Golden Palace. The king of Chechi Kingdom had no reason to continue to stop him and could only let him go.
However, at this time the great immortal of Tiger Power replied, "Your Majesty! My senior brother had this disease of dark wind. When he reached a high place, he was afraid of heights, and the other was that there was the wind that day, so the old disease recurred, so the monk won."
"Your Majesty, let's leave him behind. There are still some bets here on the road, which is to bet with him on this partition."
The king of Chechi Kingdom asked, "What is the guesswork of the partition? I have never heard of the national master before."
Lu Li Daxian said, "I have a way to guess objects through the board. How can this monk do this? If he can beat me, then let him go out. If he can't guess, then ask Your Majesty to surrender and punish the monk so that he can cleanse my senior brother's innocence and not slander our feelings for serving the country for twenty years."
After hearing this, the king didn't know if he was really stupid or thought it was fun.
He directly sent an order, and the guard brought a cabinet painted with vermilion paint.
He ordered the officials to carry the cabinet to the palace, and asked the empress in her harem to put a treasure.
After the cabinet was locked, it was carried out and placed in front of the white jade steps.
The eunuch said, "You and the two families are gambled on magic power, guess what treasure is in this cabinet."
Li Fu's mortal eyes are not the X-ray, so how can he know what is in the cabinet?
However, without waiting for Li Fu to ask, Wukong left a fake body, and he himself turned into a little bug, attached to Li Fu's ear and said, "Master, don't worry, I, Lao Sun, will come back."
I saw Wukong flying lightly to the cabinet. He saw a gap in the wooden board at the foot of the cabinet. After he got in, he saw a set of gustrums placed on the red elixir plate.
On this palace dress, the patterns of mountains, rivers and the country, and the skirt of the universe and geography.
On this side, Wukong turned into a little monkey. He shook the clothes with his hands, bit the tip of his tongue, sprayed a lot of blood on it, and then he shouted, "Change!"
I saw that the clothes turned into a mouthful of scrap copper and iron.
When Wukong was about to leave, he still urinated on it.
After he flew back, he said in Li Fu's ear, "Master, just guess that there is a broken bell here."
Li Fu was about to come forward and talk about what kind of treasure is here.
The immortal Lu Li snatched in front and said, "The mountains, rivers, societies and the Qiankun geographical skirt in this cabinet."
Li Fu said, "No, no, there is a broken bell inside this cabinet."
After hearing Li Fu's words, the king looked unhappy. He said, "You monk is very rude. Do you laugh at me for not having any treasures in this country? Guess what to do with a broken bell?!"
"Come on! Take this monk!"
Two ranks of lieutenants have to take action, but Li Fu is not panicked.
If you really want to capture him, you are just mortal guards, and you don’t have the ability to do that.
A monster like Red Boy has to cheat first before it can succeed.
The king here is so polite.
Li Fu said calmly, "Why is Your Majesty angry and embarrassed? Why don't you forgive me for being a monk first? Seeing whether it is a treasure or a ragged bell in the cabinet? If it is a treasure, I will take the crime. If it is a ragged, then if I capture it now, wouldn't I feel wronged?"
The king asked to open the painted cabinet.
When the driver went to untie the lock on the cabinet, then opened the cabinet door and picked out the elixir plate. He saw that there was indeed a rotten bell inside.
The king also wants to be looked down upon. He immediately said angrily, "Who puts this thing on it?"
Behind the Dragon Seat, the queen of the chief supervisor of the Three Palaces and Six Courtyards said, "My husband, the artifacts on the elixir plate are placed by my own hands."
"It should have been the Shanhe Sheji Jacket and the Qiankun Geographic Skirt, but for some reason it turned into such objects."
The king said, "I will leave with my wife. I know that all the objects in the palace are treasures, so how could there be such a broken bell?"
He came down and said in person, "Come on! Carry the cabinet up, and I personally put a treasure on it, and then see what to do?"
The king of Chechi Kingdom walked from the Golden Palace in front to the harem. He picked a fairy peach from the fairy peach tree in the imperial garden.
How big is this peach?
It's about the size of a bowl.
He put the peaches, which were still fluffy, into the cabinet, and then watched them with his own eyes locked and moved them to the hall in front, so that the immortal Lu Li and Li Fu below could guess.
Before Li Fu could speak, Wukong turned into a flying insect again.
When he arrived next to the cabinet, he crawled in through the gap and saw that there was a peach inside. He was a monkey and liked to eat peaches.
Otherwise, I wouldn't have been detained for stealing peaches.
He did eat the peaches secretly, but he didn't have the ability to eat the entire Peach Garden until it was a success.
When he saw this peach, he also remembered that he hadn't eaten it for many years.
So, he immediately wiped the peach with his hands, then gnawed it clean, and then placed the fruit core on the plate.
He returned to Li Fu and said, "Master, you just need to guess that there is a peach pit inside."
Li Fu nodded, and the immortal Lu Li said, "I guess it, there must be an immortal peach here!"
Li Fu then said, "It's not a peach, but only one peach pit."
The king of Chechi Kingdom said at the time, "What I put in is a peach! How could it be a peach pit! The national master guessed correctly, but you, the monk, were wrong!"
Li Fu also knew that Wukong had tampered with it, so he said calmly, "Your Majesty, don't be angry, just open it and take a look."
The driver lifted the cabinet upright, opened the lock in close proximity in front of the king of Chechi Kingdom, and took out the pill plate. He saw that there was indeed only one peach pit inside, so there was no immortal peach.
When the king met, he also knew something.
He said to his national master, "National Master, please don't bet with him anymore and let him leave. The immortal peach I put in with my own hands is now only one peach pit left, and I don't know who ate it."
"I think in this dark, he will have the help of the ghosts and gods. Otherwise, the Dragon King of the Four Seas would not appear."
"He left after these passing monks left. The days will be long after that. My country of Chechi still needs more protection from the national teacher!"
After listening to the national master's words, Bajie whispered to the sofa, "This king, I don't know the glorious history of our senior brother. There are not many people in these three realms who can eat peaches than the senior brother!"
They were talking, but the Great Immortal of Tiger Power had already rested. After washing up from the Wenhua Palace, he looked full of energy.
He walked to the front of the hall and said, "Your Majesty, this monk is afraid that he has some magic to carry items. Then lift the cabinet up. I will break his magic and let them guess again."
The king said, "What else do the national masters want to guess?"
The Great Immortal of Tiger Power said, "This magic can only be used on objects. It is really difficult to act on human bodies. Hiding this Taoist boy in it will definitely not be able to change it!"
To be continued...