Chapter 101 Why sigh?
The peach forest is guarded by hozens.
Wukong picked peaches over there, but he didn't pick more. He only picked twelve in total.
About to touch a peach as big as a fist, three for each of the four masters and apprentices.
But even so, the purple gold alms bowl cannot hold twelve peaches.
Wukong couldn't put it in the bowl, so he carried it around.
He had just returned halfway when he saw a spirit harassing his master.
He originally wanted to beat the monster to death with a stick, but the bowl in his hand and the clothes in his arms were still holding peaches, so it would be a pity to drop the monster.
Secondly, looking at the monster from a distance, the fighting power is far inferior to that of Bajie and Sha Seng.
Wukong cast a spell on the cloud that was pleasing to the wind.
I heard Li Fuzheng over there saying that he wanted to betroth the monster to Bajie, and the monster quickly lied and said that he already had a wife.
Wukong chuckled and said, "Master, he can actually tease an idiot like Bajie."
"This idiot is very lucky. Not only can he be married to that Bodhisattva, but he can also marry such a monster. It is a blessing."
He later heard that the reason why the master did not eat what others were eating was because he went to pick peaches. If he ate them in advance, it would upset his heart.
He sighed with emotion, "What a good master!"
Seeing that Li Fu refused to eat, the woman's face was full of joy. She teased Wu Neng's saliva three feet away and said, "Master! My parents are just monks who love to chant sutras and recite Buddha's name."
"My husband is even more of a kind person."
"His biggest hobby is building bridges and roads, caring for the elderly and helping the poor."
"If he hears that I met the holy monk but did not eat with him, he will really blame me."
Li Fu still doesn’t want to eat.
This time he no longer looked for any excuses.
Away from home, thousands of miles away.
How can we eat freely?
Li Fu refused to eat, but Bajie was very annoyed.
He pursed his lips, his pig face drooped, and he complained, "Master! There are countless monks in the world, including you and me."
"I don't know what you think, Master, why you are so stubborn."
"The food that was delivered to my door didn't move in one bite. I had to eat a few peaches when the monkey came back. I, the old pig, can't understand what the master is thinking!"
As he spoke, without waiting for Li Fu to stop him, he raised his mouth, tipped over the jar of fragrant rice, and started to speak.
The traveler took a look in the air and saw that the fragrant rice was all made of stones.
He was afraid that if this idiot bit down, all the teeth in his mouth would be damaged.
The hand holding the alms bowl was also holding his clothes, and the other hand took the golden hoop from his ear.
If I use his words, it is that his fiery eyes cannot tolerate sand, and he immediately recognized this woman as a fairy.
He dropped a stick from the sky and struck him on the head.
"Hey! Where are the monsters?"
Before Bajie could chew the fragrant rice in his mouth, he was so shocked that he opened his mouth wide and vomited it out.
Under the blow of the stick, the goblin did not take precautions and turned into bones under the stick.
Bajie said in shock, "You monkey, why did you suddenly commit murder?! How did this little lady suddenly turn into a dead soul under the stick?"
The traveler said, "Idiot! You were once an immortal in the heavenly court, how come you are not as good as the master who is mortal with naked eyes?"
"Could it be that when you see a woman, you treat her as a good person?"
"She is a goblin who came to deceive me and other masters and apprentices!"
Bajie said, "Bah, bah, bah!"
"You, senior brother, just don't think it's good for us to be junior brothers!"
"You're just talking nonsense. You weren't there when this female Bodhisattva came. She didn't wink at you, so you harbor a grudge."
"That female Bodhisattva has a very kind heart and wants to give us those fragrant rice dishes. How can she be a goblin?"
The traveler laughed and said, "Idiot! How can you be so naive!"
"When I was a demon in Shuiliandong, if I wanted to eat human flesh, I would do the same thing."
"It may change into gold and silver, or it may change into a dealer, or it may change into a drunken person, or it may change into a woman."
"If there is someone who is delusional and falls in love with me, I will charm him into a hole and do whatever he wants."
"Whether it's construction, cooking or frying, you can do whatever you want with any craft."
"If you can't finish it in one meal, you can dry it in the shade and make it into jerky. You can eat it later and it will have a unique flavor!"
When Bajie heard this, he first said, "Can you still change the color of that woman? Let me see!"
He then complained to Li Fu, "Master! Senior brother, he has also eaten people! He has eaten people! Just ask Guanyin Bodhisattva Tathagata Buddha to come over and suppress him!"
Li Fu said here, "That's good, that's good."
"Bajie, you don't know something. Whether it's a human, a demon, an immortal or a Buddha, what matters is which mountain one is on and which song one sings."
"If you are a demon in the mountains and eat people's bodies, what's wrong with that?"
"What we ascetics focus on is putting down the butcher's knife and becoming a Buddha immediately."
"Bajie, think about it again."
"If that person does not have a butcher's knife in his hand, or if the butcher's knife is not sharp enough, can others become a Buddha?"
Bajie is speechless.
The traveler said at this time, "Idiot! I know that you hesitated just now because you entered the trap of that monster. I was afraid that you would harm its vicious hands, so I came in a hurry."
"Idiot! Who doesn't understand whom?!"
"When I saw your appearance, I was obviously moved by that appearance."
"You are averse to everything, and it will only harm you."
"If you really want to stay here, just go chop down some trees and ask Bai Longma to give you some grass."
"I'll use some carpentry work here to build you a shack and a bed, and you can consummate your marriage with it here."
"Sha Monk and I took Master to get Buddhist scriptures, and we happened to have some free space. Master can be an extra favor, how good is that?"
"We do it for our career, you do it for women's sex. We both have a bright future!"
When Na Bajie heard this, his face turned red with embarrassment.
He hesitated and said something about how he was not such a shy person.
Li Fu murmured, "Bajie, everything will only hurt you!"
Bajie suddenly said, "Brother! Just pick up the stick. She was beaten to death by you. I just want to see her for the last time and pay my respects."
Wukong lifted the stick and saw a handful of broken bones on the ground.
Although this monster is superficial, it has little fighting power.
But it also has advantages, which is the ability to use the method of corpse dismemberment and escape.
Bajie saw the broken bones on the ground without any shreds of meat, and his eyes were filled with tears.
He cried and said, "You died so miserably!"
Li Fu saw the pile of bones, recited a few verses from scriptures, and burned some yellow paper.
After the ritual ceremony was over, he was suddenly stunned, "No such person has been found in the underworld? Is he really a monster?"
Only then did Li Fu remember the somewhat vague memory, "I'm afraid this is another disaster."
Li Fu thought of this.
He suddenly sighed, "Alas."
Chapter completed!