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Chapter 103 Boy, your taste is heavier than mine

Cats have been considered psychic animals since ancient times!

Compared with dogs, cows, horses and other animals that are closely related to humans, cats are very different.

This is not only due to the lazy and cold temperament of cats, but also because of the aura and yin nature of cats.

Not only in China, but also in the folklore of many countries and regions around the world, cats are psychic creatures that walk between the underworld and the ethereal world.

Cats are not only sensitive to Yin Qi, spiritual Qi and other things, but they also have strong evil spirits of their own.

For example, if dogs see dirty things at night, they can only bark loudly to scare them away, but basically cannot cause substantial harm to them.

But cats are different. If a cat paws at those things, those evil things will be injured at least, and their souls will be scattered at worst.

It's just that cats are naturally cold-tempered, so even if they see a bunch of dirty things floating around, they probably won't bother to move their paws.

Cats are psychic, cats are voyeurs!

Therefore, dogs and cats are animals that are easier to cultivate into monsters. The former is because of its intelligence and has a lot of popularity; the latter is purely due to talent...

Among the countless cat breeds at home and abroad, there are nine very strange cats, which can be said to be rare and rare. They are called civet cats. Each of them has great abilities!

Yuanbao God of Wealth Cat can bring wealth to the owner's home.

The black-legged cat in horoscope can predict disasters and avoid disasters.

The water-wading hyacinth cat has a cute and cute appearance, and is chubby. It can dive underwater for a long time without landing, and is more agile than fish in the water.

The giant tiger king cat can grow up to five feet long and two feet tall. It is almost a tiger!

The six-winged flying feather cat has six tiny wings on its back, which are hidden under the thick fur, but they can really support its ability to fly for short periods of time. It can also fly with lighter people...



All in all, these nine types of civet cats are all very magical!

Whether in the supernatural world or among dignitaries who know this knowledge, they are all regarded as rare treasures...

Fu Yang sighed repeatedly when he heard this. There are so many wonders in the world.

"But Ah Huang, didn't you say the nine great civet cats? You just told me five kinds. Where are the remaining four?"

Ah Huang rolled his eyes: "Are you a hundred thousand whys? There are so many questions..."

Mr. Xiong came over and winked mischievously: "Does that need to be said? Mr. Huang only knows five kinds, and he doesn't know what the other four are."

Fu Yang lowered his head, stared at the big fat cat holding his trouser legs and still wiping the wetness on its fur, and kicked it away.

"Meow!"

Mr. Xiong was kicked out and landed in the grass nearby, cursing: "Fu Yang, I fucked your uncle, it's just Uniqlo's pants, what's wrong with Mr. Xiong's hair for such a cheap price?"

"So, this guy should be a fat, round water-walking hyacinth cat that can breathe underwater?"

Fu Yang turned to look at Ah Huang and asked.

"Yes, this thing is indeed a water-crossing hyacinth cat! However, there is no record in the classics that this kind of civet cat can speak human language, and is so unruly? Could it be that it is a born mutant?"

"Sister! Mr. Xiong, I am not an ordinary civet, I am a demon fairy! Demon fairy, do you understand? I remember back then, on a full moon night, I fought against Maoshan, dragon and tiger alone..."

Bang bang bang!

Fu Yang received three consecutive slaps on his round head.

"Blow! Keep on blowing. Why don't you go to heaven if you are given to a cow? Do you think I have to buy you a flying monkey? If you can fight against the three great masters of the Taoist sect, then I will play with you by myself.

Aren't you more powerful than the heavenly masters when you are clapping?"

"Boy Fu Yang, you..."

Mr. Xiong wanted to argue again, but Fu Yang had already lifted him up. He pinched the soft flesh on his belly, which made the guy cry out in pain...

"What's the use of a water-crossing hyacinth cat?"

"Well...it seems generally useless. It's just that it's very expensive and can be used as a pet for the super wealthy."

"But this thing is so wretched, I'm afraid it won't be easy to sell?"

"Forget it, just keep it for yourself..."

Fu Yang and Ah Huang walked back while discussing.

Mr. Xiong was so angry that he screamed and protested repeatedly. He allowed them to "serve" him instead of being kept as pets...

Early the next morning.

Ah Huang called the wealthy old couple and asked them to go home.

The whole villa was in a mess (actually caused by two people and one cat deliberately making it while eating, drinking and having fun), and there were many signs of fighting.

The old man asked carefully and tentatively: "Master Huang, this evil spirit..."

"Don't worry, old man, it has been solved successfully! Last night, my assistant and I fought the monster for 500 rounds before we killed it! From now on, your home will be guaranteed to be peaceful. I will give you another free ticket.

House treasure talisman!”

As Ah Huang spoke, he took out a piece of talisman paper that he had just drawn and handed it to the old couple.

This thing is actually a relatively simple "evil evil charm", and Fu Yang can also draw it.

If you stick it on the door of your home, ordinary wandering ghosts and the like will not be able to enter your home. For ordinary people, it is indeed of great use.

The old couple was so grateful that they settled the 100,000 yuan fee on the spot. They also sent a special luxury car to take them back...

In Ah Huang's newly rented office.

He gave Fu Yang 50,000 yuan and asked if he wanted to go out and have fun.

"Forget it, I'd better go home. Wei Ke is still angry, so I'll be honest."

Fu Yang shook his head. Mr. Xiong next to him got excited, jumped onto the desk with a bang, raised a furry paw and shouted.

"Me! I want to have fun! Mr. Huang, take me there! Tsk, tsk, the hot girls in the nightclub, Grandpa Xiong with the good figure is my favorite."

Bang bang bang!

Fu Yang slapped the guy on the head three times in a row, then took him into his arms and kneaded him hard for a while before getting ready to get up and leave.

"Ah Huang, I'm going back first. I have a day off and will go to work at Tang Headquarters soon."

"Tsk, tsk, you kid said you have to be honest? Damn it! Then I heard you say that Tang Li is a cool and beautiful girl..."

Mr. Xiong was still unhappy at first. He wanted to follow the bohemian and mean-spirited Ah Huang, but he didn't want to follow Fu Yang, who had not lost all his integrity.

But as soon as he heard that there was a beautiful girl in the company where he was going to work, he immediately shut up. A pair of cat eyes flashed green: "Boy Fu Yang, I want to play with a beautiful girl!"

Bang bang bang!

The answer to this fat cat was naturally Fu Yang's signature triple shot...

It was so painful that it grinned and covered its head.

When I returned to the rented Tongzilou, Wei Ke was not there.

Perhaps it was a psychological effect, but Fu Yang felt that his usually warm home had become empty, feeling dilapidated and inexplicably uncomfortable.

"It seems that I have really gotten used to Wei Ke being around. This Queen has such a bad temper. I didn't do anything with Tang Li at all. I just pretended to be cool in front of Ah Huang, man...

...How did I know she would answer the phone? How did I know she had been worried about me all night?"

Fu Yang complained silently in his heart.

Mr. Xiong next to him entered the room and saw women's clothes and various cosmetics on the sofa. Then he sniffed hard. After smelling it, he immediately started to howl.

"Ghost King!!! I smell the scent of a ghost king-level existence. Boy Fu, are you fucking living with a ghost king? Oh my god!!! You are really a role model for our generation, you are such a hungry ghost!
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