Chapter 193 Zhou Zhong vomited
Seeing that Father John actually brought the bath to religious beliefs, Zhou Chong despised him. If he had not taken bath for many years, he was devotion to the Lord, then the taste of their God would be too heavy.
It is hard to imagine what a paradise would look like for living in a group of people who have never taken a bath in their lifetime?
With resentment towards the Catholic Church, Zhou Chong held a wine glass and walked towards the Europeans with Father John. After all, they were guests and craftsmen he invited at high prices. As the master, Zhou Chong would like to pay respects anyway.
A glass of wine would be too rude, so even if he was reluctant in his heart, he could only force himself to walk over.
Sure enough, when Zhou Chong was still more than ten steps away from the tables east of the living room, an unpleasant stench came from his nose. This stench should be mixed with body odor, foot odor, sweat odor, etc., which can
It was very unique. Zhou Chongyi immediately noticed it after smelling it. This was exactly the stench he smelled on the dock before.
It would be fine if it was just a stench, but now the stench is mixed with the aroma of alcohol and food, and even Zhou Chong smells a trace of spices. It must be the powder applied to Mrs. Helen and Miss Xila.
, The strange smell of this fragrance and stench impacted Zhou Chong's taste, making him want to cut off his nose for a moment.
With a disgusting smell, Zhou Chong finally walked to the table of Chilava and other people, and then he squeezed a smile on his face and said, "Everyone, Shuangyu Port, as the owner of the Nanyang Chamber of Commerce, I
Here I would like to greet everyone on behalf of the Chamber of Commerce!”
Father John translated Zhou Chong's words, but Chilava and others immediately stood up with their glasses and drank the glass with Zhou Chong. However, many people were not used to the smell of white wine. They were choked one by one.
The coughing made the rest of the living room laugh.
However, when these European craftsmen coughed, Zhou Chong suffered because he found that as these people coughed, an unbearable bad breath suddenly became in the air. Speaking of which, Europeans were still very behind in the protection of their mouths.
At most, you just wipe your teeth with a cloth after eating, which makes many mouths rotten teeth, and young people are better. Generally, older Europeans have brown teeth, even hundreds of years later.
Queen Elizabeth in England also had black teeth full of mouth.
Finally, Zhou Chong forced himself to endure this bad breath. At this time, Zhou Chong saw that the Europeans in front of him started eating big mouthfuls in order to relieve the spicy taste of the white wine. However, Zhou Chong did not notice just now that these Europeans did not know how to use chopsticks.
As for the knife and fork, there was no preparation at the banquet, and the second is that although some Europeans had already used forks, the European church believed that touching food with their hands during meals can express gratitude to the Lord, so most of Europe nowadays
People are like Indians. They always grab food with their hands.
For example, in front of Zhou Chong, Chilava and others, they would grab everything they could eat. However, the dishes in the Central Plains were rich and diverse, and many of them were soupy. As a result, these people not only had oil stains on their hands.
Even the body and face were full of oil. Even Helen and Xila and her daughter were the same. In Zhou Chong's eyes, they looked very rude and rude, not like the ladylike appearance in later movies and TV.
Zhou Chong originally wanted to say a few words, but when he saw such a shocking scene in front of him, he didn't know what to say for a moment, and it was a bit embarrassing to stand there. Fortunately, Miss Qianla might have seen Zhou Chong at this time
Looking at the strangeness in their eyes, he stood up and walked to him, and asked curiously: "#%#¥#¥…"
Regarding the passage asked by Miss Xila, Zhou Chong could only be sure that the other party was not speaking English. As for which language it was, he could not tell at all. Fortunately, Father John next to him translated in time: "Mr. Zhou, Xila
The lady said she saw that you were a little surprised. Is it because they didn’t use chopsticks when eating, but held them with their hands to eat and felt very savage?"
Zhou Chong was also shocked when he heard this. Unexpectedly, Miss Qianla, who was full of greasy face, was so keen that he could even see what he thought, but he hurriedly denied: "Miss Qianla."
I misunderstood. I just drank a few more glasses just now, so I feel very uncomfortable and want to vomit every time I drink..."
When Zhou Chong said this, he found that Miss Qianla looked at him with a very clear gaze, which made him suddenly feel like he couldn't make it up. In addition, as Miss Qianla approached, Zhou Chong smelled a very heavy sensation.
The smell of powder, mixed with the original smell of smell, made him feel particularly pungent, and even felt like he wanted to vomit.
People must not want to vomit after drinking, otherwise they will really vomit in the end. This is the case with Zhou Chong. Under the dual stimulation of stench and pungent inferior spices, coupled with the greasy hands of these Europeans
It made him feel more and more vomiting, and he couldn't help it. Finally, he hurriedly said to Father John next to him: "Father, please help me greet everyone first, I'll go out for a while.
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After Zhou Chong finished speaking, he immediately left the living room quickly. When he rushed outside the door, he immediately took a long breath of fresh air, but the nausea in his chest did not decrease at this time, and he did not breathe.
When he came out, the food he had eaten in his stomach suddenly spit out. At that moment, he didn't care much anymore and spit out a lot while holding the pillar outside. He never thought that he would be spit out one day.
Although it is because of drinking, it is more of a terrible smell emitted by the Europeans who gather together.
Finally, Zhou Chong vented all the things in his stomach, and then he retching for a while, and then he felt much better. At this time, he stood up straight with his waist and was about to ask his servant to give him a glass of water.
I rinsed my mouth, but I didn't expect that someone next to me had prepared the water and sent it to him and said, "Mr. Zhou, take a little water and rinse it!"
"Thank you!" Zhou Chong instinctively took the water to thank him, but then he immediately reacted, turned his head and found that it was Father John, which made him feel a little embarrassed, "It's time for Father John!"
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But what Zhou Chong didn't expect was that when Father John heard his words, he explained with a smile: "Young Master Zhou misunderstood. In fact, it was not that I was coming to bring you water, but that Miss Sila discovered your strangeness.
So I took me to deliver water to the young master!”
Father John said, pointing his finger behind him. At this time, Zhou Chong realized that in a pillar more than ten steps behind Father John, Miss Sila, with a slim figure, stood behind the pillar, revealing her
Half of his face flushed, and he looked at him with a little apology.
"What's wrong with Miss Qianla? Why did she stand so far?" After vomiting it, Zhou Chong felt much more awake, but he couldn't guess why Miss Qianla was hiding behind the pillar.
After hearing Zhou Chong's words, Father John spread his hands and said helplessly: "Miss Sila already knows that you don't like the smell on them, and also understands the reason for your vomiting, so she is worried that the smell on her body will be fumigated.
You, then, dare not step forward by yourself, and even entrust me to give you water to rinse your mouth."
Zhou Chong didn't expect that Miss Qianla had seen through him for a long time, which made him feel a little embarrassed. After all, as the host, he vomited because of the smell of the guest and was caught on the spot. What's worse was that the other party actually
Still a girl, what can be more rude than this?
However, at the same time, Zhou Chong was also very moved by Miss Qianla's kindness and care. He immediately showed an embarrassing and grateful smile to her, and then took the initiative to walk over and apologize: "I'm really sorry, Zhou is too rude!"
Seeing Zhou Chong coming over, Miss Qianla instinctively shrank back. She grew up so big that she has always been the darling in the eyes of others. Not only is she beautiful, but her family background is also good, but she didn't expect to come to the legend.
After the Ming Dynasty, the first peer she met actually vomited because of her smell, which made her feel inferior and shy for the first time. She even deliberately kept a distance from Zhou Chong to prevent the other party from being beaten by her again.
The smell on the body is so scented.
"Young Master Zhou is so polite. It's all our living habits, which makes Young Master Zhou suffer!" Miss Qianla was still hiding behind the pillar and said shyly. Of course, her words were translated by Father John to Zhou Chong.
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"Hahaha~, this..." Zhou Chong was about to say that he respected the other party's living habits, but he felt that it was a bit inappropriate to say these words, so he had to laugh a few times and say nothing in the end.
In fact, Zhou Chong discovered that when he and Miss Qianla stood alone, although the inferior powder on the other party still smelled very pungent, it was much better than in the hall just now. After all, the European craftsmen in the hall were all
It's a man and can't afford spices, so it's just a personal-shaped biochemical agent. These human-shaped biochemical agents are not as simple as one plus one to two. The odor on each other is not compared to each other, and finally they are mixed in
Together, it will definitely exceed everyone's imagination, and you are the first victim.
Seeing Zhou Chong's expression, Miss Qianla also guessed that the other party must have disagreed with their habit of not taking a bath. At that moment, she asked Zhou Chong very sincerely: "Mr. Zhou, I would like to ask, with our current ones.
It looks like if I lived here in the Ming Dynasty, would it be ridiculed by others?"
When Zhou Chong heard the other party's question, he couldn't help feeling a little embarrassed. If he told the truth, he was worried that it would hurt the heart of the little wet nurse. If he was telling lies, the matter was obvious. With their habit of not taking a bath, he would not only be able to do so in the future.
Will be ridiculed by others, and there may not be anyone in Shuangyu Port who is willing to interact with Europeans like them. After all, no one is willing to make friends with a stinky person. (To be continued, please search for Astronomy, novels and more
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