Just when he thought of this, he heard a "whoosh" sound. When he turned around, he found the old man standing behind him again: "Hazy, aren't you dead? You've said goodbye to me forever."

"It's like this," the old man scratched his greasy messy hair: "I originally thought about Naihe Bridge, but suddenly I remembered that I forgot to tell you something, so I came back to explain it to you."

"If you have anything to say, tell me quickly," Xiaokai said, "I won't delay your journey."

"Actually, I want to tell you that you will continue to be unlucky today. You will bump into shit later, you will be yelled at when taking the bus, and you will be repaired by your boss at work. You will continue to be unlucky until today, your birthday."

After that, you will start to get lucky."

"Damn it!" Xiao Kai rolled his eyes: "Is this what you came to tell me?"

"Of course there are more," the old man smiled mysteriously, "There is something that I should tell you after much thought."

"Ah? What's the matter?" Xiao Kai immediately cheered up: "Did you forget to give me some treasures just now? Master, life and death are separated on the road to Huangquan. You can't carry the treasures with you. Give them all to me. At most, I will be Qingming in the future.

I’ll give you some extra paper money on the fifteenth.”

The old man was not angry, and said with a smile: "Let me tell you, in fact, although our Tianxuan Sect was very powerful ten thousand years ago, it has already fallen into decline. In the world of cultivation, it is probably just a rubbish sect. Moreover, I

I have to tell you, I asked you to be my apprentice, not because of how high your qualifications are, but because all those with a little bit of qualifications have been taken away by other sects. I looked around and could only find someone who was not too bad.

It’s been a while. Moreover, I didn’t count my end until yesterday. Alas, my divination ability has deteriorated to this point now. It’s so sad. I really don’t have time in this life, so I can’t help our Heavenly Chosen Sect.

I have taught you the spiritual method of cultivating the truth, but anyway, this mental method is very rubbish. If you don’t want to learn it, just don’t learn it. Well, good disciple, from now on you will be a member of the world of cultivation. If hundreds of my enemies come over,

If I seek revenge from you, please don’t let the master’s reputation be ruined!”

"You..." Xiaokai was finally speechless.

"But don't be too afraid," the old man patted Xiao Kai on the shoulder very understandingly: "I promise, the book I gave you is really awesome, but no one has done it for ten thousand years.

You can just open it, with your qualifications...hehe!"

After saying this, the old man disappeared again. Xiao Kai felt that his palms were itchy and there was something extra. He spread it out and saw a tattered strip of cloth, which was obviously torn off by the old man from his clothes, with four words written on it.

A big, crooked character: Be careful, Senior Sister.

"What a mess!" Xiao Kai threw away the cloth in great depression, raised his head to the sky, raised his fist hard, and secretly swore in his heart: "Hey, old guy, you said I would be unlucky, but I won't.

It's unlucky, I really don't believe it. I can step on shit even if I walk while staring at the ground. I can still be yelled at if I don't take the bus. If I don't go to work, I can still... Oh, no, I still have to go to work."

Just as he was thinking about it, he saw a sparrow flying across the sky in a graceful arc. When it flew above his head, he saw a dark object fall down and hit his forehead with a "snap".

Suddenly, a faint odor rushed into my nose.

"Holy crap! It's bird poop!" Xiao Kai wiped the bird poop on his head vigorously and was speechless.

After Xiaokai wiped his forehead clean, his cell phone rang, and Jia Zhengzheng's furious roar came from inside: "Yan Xiaokai! If you dare to be late today, I will definitely deduct your bonus for this month!"

"Oh my god! This is definitely a public revenge!" Xiao Kai lamented and ran to the platform helplessly. At this point, he didn't care about the old man's prediction. Rushing for time was the only serious thing.

It was the rush hour for work at this time, and the bus was not as crowded as usual. As soon as the driver got on the bus, he smelled a strong smell of powder, which almost made him suffocate on the spot. When he looked up, he saw the person standing in front of him.

woman.

This woman's waist is almost as thick as a bucket, her neck is probably as big as her slit thighs, her face is painted in a variety of colors, a conservative estimate of a kilogram of powder, and it drips off little by little with the bumps of the car.

She looked really disgusting. Xiao Kai took one look at it and almost vomited. He quickly lowered his head and laughed secretly in his heart: "If this kind of woman is qualified enough for me to molest her, then the sun rises from the west."

Already."

Just when I was thinking of this, I heard someone coughing lightly by my ear. The sound was quite gentle and familiar. Xiao Kai's heart immediately jumped and she quickly turned around and saw Qin Zhen.

Qin Zhen was obviously with Jia Zhengjing just now. I don't know why Jia Zhengjing arrived at the office early, but Qin Zhen set out just now. But there is no doubt that Xiao Kai's heart immediately went into chaos when he saw this famous company flower.

His heart was in a state of confusion, and he immediately thought of the white body in the bushes just now. When he thought of that body, he couldn't help but sneak a glance to the side. At this glance, he actually found that Qin Zhen was standing there.

He stared at himself with a half-smile on his face, his eyes full of unspeakable ambiguity, and his face suddenly turned red.

But this was not over yet. The beautiful Qin Zhen, who had always been polite to Xiao Kai, unexpectedly tilted her head intentionally or unintentionally, shook her long hair vigorously, letting a very pleasant fragrance hit her face, and then again

He leaned forward slightly, and a small cherry mouth was right next to Xiao Kai's ear. He breathed softly and blew it into Xiao Kai's ear. The numb and itchy feeling made Xiao Kai's heart suddenly beat.

Jump faster.

The most terrible thing is that along with the heartbeat, Xiao Kai found with great horror that his body began to react.

"Oh my god! Oh my god, aren't you kidding me?" Xiao Kai was about to cry without tears. Qin's beauty's breath was filling his ears. He tried desperately to calm down and hug Yuan Shouyi, but no matter what,

Despite his efforts, his body's reaction became more and more obvious. With the corner of his eye, he keenly noticed that Qin Zhen's eyes were still secretly glancing down, clearly wanting to see him make a fool of himself.

But the crux of the problem is that the more Qin Zhen looks at it, the more exciting he feels. The exciting feeling cannot be suppressed no matter what.

He didn't notice that the fat woman standing opposite him was almost close to him due to the bumps of the car due to the large number of people in the car. At this moment, because he didn't dare to look at Qin Zhen, his eyes

He happened to be staring straight at the face of the woman opposite. Therefore, the fat woman's face changed from sunny to sunny to cloudy, and then at this time, it was about to turn from cloudy to showery.

"Boom!" The car bumped heavily at the junction of the highway. Xiao Kai's body leaned forward with the bumps. He only felt that his body collided hard with the fat woman, and then, he heard "

There was an extremely crisp sound, and five bright red finger prints suddenly appeared on Xiao Kai's face.

"Damn it! You didn't learn well at a young age and you even dared to eat my mother's tofu. How did your parents teach you!" The fat woman's face finally turned from cloudy to thundery, and she slapped Xiaokai hard, causing her whole body to explode.

Biao: "I am a real lady, a beautiful woman. I am exactly twenty-eight years old this year. I have never even been in love. You actually want to take advantage of me? There is no way!"

"I...I..." Xiaokai covered his face with his hands, feeling full of grievances and not knowing who to complain to. Looking around, everyone in the carriage looked at him with sympathy and contempt. He followed him every time.

Everyone said: "Do you think... I might... molest her... Am I so tasteless?"

"Brother, I completely understand your difficulties, you don't need to explain," a very trendy young man replied with unusual understanding: "To tell you the truth, I have been more interested in older women recently. Alas, but we are like this

It’s hard to find a close friend… How about leaving a phone number?”

Xiaokai rolled his eyes and quietly closed the pocket where his cell phone was held: "No... no need!"

When Xiao Kai walked out of the car door, he was extremely sad to find that he was one minute late.

What was even sadder was that he found Qin Zhenzheng walking into the office with her skirt flying and charming, while Jia Zhengjing didn't even fart. When he walked in, he was stopped by Jia Zhengjing: "

Yan Xiaokai, you are late!"

"But she..." Xiaokai pointed at the swaying figure in front of her.

"What's wrong with her?" Jia Zhengzheng's eyes widened: "She's not late. She's just not late. You're a little bit late, but even a little bit late is still late. Do you understand?"

"Understood." Xiao Kai lowered his head in a low voice. This is not the first time this happened. This guy has been having trouble with him since the first day he came to work. He has been working for three months now. This kind of situation

This scene has almost become a daily scene. And today I broke their good deeds, so I guess the bullying I received will be doubled.

"Well, you won't receive this month's bonus." Jia Zhengzheng slowly lit a cigarette and kicked the garbage basket covered with plastic bags under the table in front of Xiao Kai: "Here, go take out the garbage.
Chapter completed!