"Little brother, please stay." An old man with slovenly clothes and a dirty face stopped Xiao Kai from the front: "I see that your eyes are dull, your face is dirty, your hall is dark, and your eyebrows are frowning. It is obvious that a disaster is about to happen.

!”

"Come on, you are already in the 21st century and you are still doing this," Xiaokai said with a look of contempt on his face: "Old man, I see that you have a dirty face, ragged clothes, convulsions in your hands and feet, a bald head and gapped teeth. This is obviously the end of your life.

ah!"

The old man rolled his eyes, as if he had been greatly frightened, and it took him a long time to regain his breath: "You are really amazing, you actually figured out that my end was approaching. It seems that I have found the right person!"

"Go away, go away," Xiao Kai slapped his hands in front of his face like he was shooing away flies: "Uncle, I'm still in a hurry to go to work. Although respecting the elderly is a traditional virtue of the Chinese nation, you have to be careful because you don't respect me anymore.

Use your fists."

"Hey, I really don't believe it anymore." Although the old man's face was dark, his eyes were very bright, and he looked at Xiao Kai with dazzling eyes: "Little brother, my old man is really old, and he is really not making trouble with you.

Just for fun, your name is Yan Xiaokai, right? You should be twenty-one years old this year, right? If I’m not mistaken, it should be Shen Shi’s birthday today, right?"

"Not bad." Xiao Kai was taken aback and pressed forward fiercely: "Okay, you have obviously been observing me for a long time, right? You even found out this! What conspiracy do you have?"

"There is no conspiracy, no conspiracy," the old man waved his hands wildly: "Little brother, you are about to be in disaster now. I can only help you. It depends on whether you are sincere or not."

"What do you want?" Xiao Kai asked without sincerity.

"It's very simple," the old man smiled mysteriously, and took out a few books with his right hand. He raised his hand and opened the book into a fan. He immediately saw the traditional Chinese characters lined up on the cover of the book.

"The Nine Yin Manual", "The Great Shift of the Universe", "The Eighteen Palms of the Dragon", "Xiao Li's Flying Sword"...

"Holy shit!" Xiao Kai rolled his eyes: "Boss, I admire Mr. Xing very much. I've watched "Kung Fu" many times. Can you please come up with some new tricks?"

"I'm not joking, these are all genuine," the old man looked at Xiao Kai seriously: "Do you want to maintain world peace? Just spend ten yuan and buy any book, and it will be up to you to maintain world peace in the future.

"

"If you don't buy it, you won't buy it until you die!" Xiao Kai looked at the old man with contempt on his face: "I won't buy it even for a dollar!"

"Okay," the old man simply said: "If you don't buy it, you will definitely be unlucky. You will step on dog poop while walking, be caught peeping, and you will be accused of sexual harassment while riding the bus. This is not over yet. When you go to work..."

"Stop it! Stop it!" Xiao Kai said angrily: "Old man, I think you are too old and I don't want to hit you, so don't force me!"

"Hey, okay, let's see you in the evening." The old man was probably afraid of being beaten, so he ran away quickly. The speed was quite fast. He probably wouldn't be able to catch up with him even if he started running. If he ran far away, the old man would still be alive.

Xin, turned around and shouted: "Xiao Kai, be careful of getting hit by a car when walking!"

"I have been unlucky for eight lifetimes to meet such a liar with no professional qualities." Xiaokai cursed angrily, lowered his head and walked forward.

Xiao Kai always felt that he was very unlucky. He was twenty-one years old, graduated from college, and found a half-dead job. He had no money, no girlfriend, and was always bullied by his boss. The ambition he had when he was studying in school was gone in less than half a year.

It was a good time, it was a sunny day today, I was in a good mood, but after being disturbed by the old man, I started to feel depressed again.

Just as he was troubling there with his head down, he felt his feet go soft, and he stepped on something. When he lowered his head and looked down, Xiaokai immediately spat out a few mouthfuls of "poof," and there was a gap between his new leather shoes and the ground.

At the junction, there was a hot pile of freshly baked dog poop, and there was still a trace of hot steam coming out. A strong odor suddenly hit your nostrils.

Xiaokai looked up in great depression and saw a short-tailed dog running happily into the trees in the green belt next to it.

"I was fooled by that liar," Xiao Kai really didn't know whether to cry or laugh. He touched his body for a long time and couldn't find a piece of toilet paper. When he looked at the fresh dog poop on his feet, he had an idea and quickly

Fleeed into the bushes.

There were many fallen leaves in the bushes. Xiao Kai's original intention was to pick up a few leaves to clean his shoes, but as soon as he walked in, his ears heard a subtle and faint sound. The sound was quite gentle. Xiao Kai

Immediately it was a thrill!

Xiaokai had heard this kind of sound a lot in videos, but he had been lacking in actual combat exercises. He didn't expect to hear such a sound here today. Without even thinking about it, he knew that there must be someone behind the bushes.

Something is going on.

Of course, for a virgin, such a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity must not be missed.

Xiaokai also forgot about the dog poop on his shoes. He opened a few branches and took a closer look.

Only two meters away, the white bodies of a man and a woman were entangled together. The man was as fat as a pig, and he was moving happily on top of the woman, breathing heavily from his nose.

The woman was lying flat on the ground, with a big white cloth under her body. Her slender waist was twisted and turned out to be indescribably beautiful. At this moment, she was squinting her eyes slightly and spitting out a few sounds from her mouth to open her mouth.

Hearing the blood-soaked breasts, Xiao Kai wiped his eyes vigorously and poked his head forward. He was so close that almost every detail of the woman's body was visible, even the most secret parts of the woman's body.

fundus.

There is no doubt that Xiao Kai was greatly shocked. Unknowingly, he felt that he was starting to react. At this moment, he heard the man scream "Ah" and suddenly stopped,

The woman's body also stopped swaying, and then she heard the man say: "Hey, why does it smell so bad?"

"Yes," the woman said, "I also felt a smell just now."

As soon as the two people talked, Xiao Kai felt something was wrong. When he thought about it carefully, why did this voice sound so familiar? He tilted his head and took a closer look, and he was shocked!

It turned out that the man was his immediate boss, Jia Zhengjing, and the woman, who was also an acquaintance, was Qin Zhen, the assistant manager who was known as the beauty of the company. Qin Zhen was famous for her romantic style, and it was said that she was known to many people in the company.

She has legs, but in front of a little guy like Xiao Kai who has no future and no appearance, she always behaves solemnly, with a proud and noble look, especially when she occasionally sees Xiao Kai secretly staring at a certain part of her.

, and she will show a look of disdain like a chaste and fierce woman.

Qin Zhen and Jia Zhengjing looked up and saw Xiao Kai, who was not far away from them with his mouth wide open and stunned.

"Yan Xiaokai!" Jia Zhengjing roared immediately: "What are you doing here?"

"I...I..." Xiao Kai's surprise was really no small matter. He faltered twice and felt his face turn red. There was no need to explain the situation in front of him. He turned around and seemed to

It sprang out of the bushes like a rabbit and ran away quickly.

"Wait for me!" Jia Zhengzheng was furious from behind. In addition to this voice, Qin Zhen seemed to be able to hear Qin Zhen's subtle laughter with a bit of contempt: "Little virgin..."

"Damn it, what happened to the little virgin?" Xiao Kai thought through gritted teeth as he ran: "The little virgin can also make you ****, if you don't believe me, try it." His body was a little restless, and this was the first time in his life.

He once saw such a restricted scene in real life, so much so that he was still in a trance while running. While he was in a trance, he heard a voice exclaiming: "Ah! Get out of the way!"

"Squeak..." A braking sound that was so sharp that it could pierce the eardrums rang in his ears. Immediately afterwards, Xiaokai felt a sharp pain in his butt, and was knocked out by an irresistible force!

"Pa!" Two seconds later, Xiao Kai's body fell to the ground as heavy as a cement bag. He felt a burning pain in his buttocks. He took a long breath of air and almost shed tears.

Countless random thoughts immediately popped up: "Oops... hit by a car... broken ribs... damaged internal organs... severed meridians... I'm going to die... wuwu, I can't give in...

"

"Hey, kid, what are you doing sitting on the ground? Get up!" The car stopped, but the car owner's reaction was beyond Xiao Kai's expectation: "Hurry up, don't waste my time, damn, I

Waiting to kill someone!"

Xiao Kai stared at the car owner with wide eyes. This guy was dressed in a typical gangster style, with a windbreaker, sunglasses, and leather shoes. He was definitely over 1.85 meters tall. Standing a few meters away, Xiao Kai had to raise his head slightly to see this.

As soon as he raised his head, his momentum was completely out of proportion. The man in sunglasses roared again: "Don't get up yet!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Xiao Kai stood up, patted the dust on his legs, wiped the sweat from his face, and then quietly pressed his butt. Hey, it's really strange. He didn't seem to be injured.

"Get out of the way!" The man in sunglasses spoke again: "I'm going to kill someone in a hurry. If you don't get out of the way, I'll hit you again."

"Damn, I just saw such an arrogant person." Xiao Kai thought angrily, while getting out of the way dejectedly, watching the arrogant and domineering Santana drive away with a puff of smoke coming out of the butt.
Chapter completed!