Chapter Five Exploration of the Five Elements
"Oh, you belong to the Feng Shui theory, right?" Xiao Kai sneered: "Everyone is talking about science these days, how can anyone believe this. To be honest, even I don't believe it."
"You...you don't believe me!" Xiaoguan seemed to be excited and said loudly: "Believe it or not, if he builds it like this, people will die in less than half a year!"
Xiaokai's eyes rolled around a few times, and he became suspicious in his heart.
In any case, Xiaoguan is a demon who has been imprisoned for who knows how long. Although he has lost his memory and seems to have no abilities, he should still be very knowledgeable. This Feng Shui theory has been circulated for many years.
, although today's Feng Shui masters are all swindlers, but in ancient times, they might actually have some skills.
"Let's do this, Brother Kai." I don't know when Xiaoguan changed his title again: "I'll do an experiment for you, so you can believe me."
"Okay," Xiao Kai suddenly became interested.
"Well, don't you like Sister Xiaozhu very much?" Xiaoguan said with a smile, "Do you want to hug her?"
"Uh... think about it." Xiaokai blushed, but she still told the truth shamelessly: "It would be better if I could kiss you."
"It's too difficult to kiss, but it's easy to hug her." Xiaoguan said: "Look at the man named Tingxue on the stage. He has a very feminine aura about him, and he clashes with Sister Xiaozhu, so
You now need to induce this person's feminine energy to counteract with Sister Xiaozhu. In addition, the location of this hall is not good, and the fire nature is very strong. Fire overcomes wood, so you need to induce the fire nature of this position to impact the chair where Sister Xiaozhu is sitting.
In this way, once the chair breaks, Sister Xiaozhu will fall down. Once she falls, she will fall in the opposite direction because of the conflicting yin energy. If you happen to be standing there, Sister Xiaozhu will be hugged by you."
"Then how to operate?" Xiaokai swallowed, looked at Xiaozhu secretly, and thought: "Xiaozhu, I love you so much that I can't help it, don't blame me."
Xiaoguan smiled secretly: "Brother Kai, it's a very simple formation. I won't explain the principle to you in detail. Anyway, you go find four trash cans and put one in front of the listening place.
Put the other one ten steps in front of Sister Xiaozhu, and put the other two in the farthest corner from you. Well, then you can come back and walk behind Sister Xiaozhu."
Xiaokai gritted his teeth and thought: "For your own happiness, just make a fool of yourself." He quickly got up, ran to the far corner of the hall, and started to lift the trash can. Xiaozhu gave him a strange look,
Seeing him running away, I just thought he went to the toilet, ignored him, and continued to listen to Sima Tingxue's explanation.
Xiao Kai was originally wearing casual clothes, but when he moved the trash can, he really looked like a worker working inside. It did not arouse any suspicion at all. One lady even politely stopped Xiao Kai and spoke in a very elegant way.
He threw a piece of chewed gum into the trash can and said, "Thank you for your hard work, comrade."
Xiaokai rolled his eyes, said nothing, and moved the trash can to the corner.
The first three trash cans were fine, but the fourth one was troublesome. Xiaokai moved it in front of Xiaozhu, and then stepped back step by step while facing him, quietly counting "one, two, three, four..."
"Xiaokai, what are you doing?" Xiaozhu shouted inexplicably.
"Hey, it's nothing, I'm exercising!" Xiaokai sneered as he stepped back. Just as he was retreating to the seventh step, he suddenly heard Xiaozhu shouting: "Hey, be careful there's someone behind you..."
Before he finished shouting, he heard a clear cry of "Ouch", a soft body rubbed against his back, and two small semicircles touched lightly on his back. Xiaokai staggered at his feet and immediately went to
Then he fell down, "Deng Deng Deng" took three steps back, and sat down on the ground. The trash can fell to the ground with a "bang", but it was placed upright. Xiao Kai silently counted, exactly ten steps.
"Hey, you soiled my clothes!" Hearing this voice, Xiao Kai turned around and saw a girl in a white dress. It was none other than the girl in the photo that Xiao Kai saw.
At this moment, there was a black spot on the girl's snow-white dress, which looked particularly conspicuous. Her cute little mouth was slightly pouted, and she looked at Xiao Kai with an upright look. She came close to him and said coquettishly: "Humph, I just bought a new dress yesterday.
Oh, you pay for my clothes."
"I... I didn't mean it." Xiao Kai has a big shortcoming. He gets nervous when he sees a beautiful woman. With such a beautiful girl in front of him, the fragrance hits his nose, and he starts to stutter again: "Yes... yes...
…sorry."
"Humph, can I just apologize?" The little beauty seemed to be a "hot-tempered person", and she was about to burst into tears: "I just want to throw away some garbage, but if I go to throw it over there, you can throw it over there."
I took her away from the trash can, and I threw it over here, and you held the trash can over here, and finally I found a trash can that I could throw away, but you still held her and hit me, you...you
Bullying!"
The men and women in the hall all looked over at Xiao Kai when he sat down on the ground, including Sima Tingxue. Everyone thought it was weird when they saw Xiao Kai holding a trash can.
Being so insulted by the little beauty, everyone immediately looked at Xiaokai with strange eyes. Some people even started discussing in a low voice.
"It seems that this person sneaked in to steal trash cans. It's really strange, why didn't he steal other things but just steal trash cans?"
"I don't think he is a thief, he must be a pervert. Think about it, many modern men have fetishes. Some are fond of feet, some are fond of underwear, and some like sexual abuse. This man is more
It’s strange that he actually likes trash cans.”
"No, no, you're all wrong. Look at this guy, he doesn't actually like trash cans. I guess he's looking for things in the trash cans. Well, he's probably a rag picker who somehow got in.
"
"Oh, modern people are really under great pressure. I think some of their strange behaviors are understandable. Man, I support you! You are so kind!"
Xiaokai felt red-faced and speechless. She had encountered a lot of embarrassing things in her life, but this was the first time that she had been embarrassed like this. The most terrible thing was that at this time, a "click" sound began to be heard from the scene.
, bursts of white light began to flash.
"It's over, I was photographed, and my reputation will be ruined." Xiao Kai thought sadly: "Tomorrow, maybe my appearance will be spread throughout S City."
"Brother Kai, don't worry, it'll be fine as long as I'm here," Xiaoguan boasted proudly in his mind: "Don't worry, the photos they took will be invalidated as soon as they leave the hall. Hehe, because I have already cast a spell.
"
"Come on," Xiaokai didn't want to pay attention to him at this moment: "I have been killed by you."
"I will compensate you for the clothes," Xiaokai stammered, "How much will it cost? I will compensate you."
"One hundred thousand yuan! Huh!" The little beauty immediately burst into laughter and stretched out a white hand in front of Xiao Kai: "Bring it here!"
Xiao Kai looked at that hand. It was as white as transparent, with a slight sweet fragrance. The nails were crystal clear, and the tiny veins on the back of the hand could be vaguely seen. It was completely flawless. It was so beautiful that it was indescribable. I couldn't help but think about it.
He took a bite, but the words "one hundred thousand yuan" seemed to be a wake-up call. He jumped up and his voice immediately rose an octave: "It's so expensive!"
"Of course, this is a limited-edition product. I just got the new product that was just displayed at the Paris Fashion Festival in France when I flew back the day before yesterday. One hundred thousand yuan is still cheap. Originally..." The little beauty
Still gushing, Xiao Kai was already stunned: "I...can I help you clean it up?"
"It can't be washed," the little beauty said seriously, "If you wash it with water, the dress will be out of shape."
Xiaokai had no choice but to turn around and look at Xiaozhu.
Xiaozhu was still confused at first, but then he began to feel that things were developing really dramatically and started to find it funny. When Xiaokai looked over, everyone's eyes immediately looked over. Xiaozhu was much calmer than Xiaokai.
Said: "Xiao Kai, I will help you pay for this money."
"Ah, sister, the dress you are wearing is the same as mine," the little beauty jumped over immediately. She looked like she was about to cry just now, but at this moment she burst into laughter. She really had the temper of a child: "Sister, you
When did you buy it?”
"It was a gift from a friend," Xiaozhu said calmly, "I will compensate you one hundred thousand yuan. Xiaokai is my friend, so don't blame him."
"Hehe, since he is my sister's friend, there is no need to pay compensation," the little beauty took Xiaozhu's hand affectionately: "Are you here to bid too?"
"Uh... yes." Xiaozhu didn't blush just now. Hearing this sentence, his face turned red. However, the little beauty didn't care so much and immediately shouted towards the rostrum: "Grandpa, let sister and the others go first."
Come on."
The little beauty’s grandfather is obviously a big shot from Bank of China Real Estate sitting in the back. He is nodding kindly at the little beauty on the stage with a look of doting on his face.
"Actually, we..." Xiaozhu really couldn't stand it anymore. No matter how calm she was, she was just a girl after all. She secretly took a look at the plan that was rolled up into a ball and thrown into the trash can. She was completely out of ideas.
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Chapter completed!