Chapter 917: Second Brother’s Happiness
Lu Ziyu can't make money, but Lu Ziyu is very rich for two reasons. One is that Lu Ziyu himself is happy with the robbery, and is constantly clever and extorts and kidnaps. In Lu Ziyu's words, as long as it is a means of dealing with the Japanese and traitors, he is good at it.
Another biggest reason is that Lu Ziyu has a group of wives and brothers who can make money. Because of Li Si, a capable person, Lu Ziyu has never had a shortage of funds for his activities.
The "economic war" mentioned by Li Si has nothing to do with Lu Ziyu after all, but it just needs an excuse to trick Lu Ziyu into his home, and then a group of girls join in the battle, **mi...
"Boss, what's wrong with you?" As soon as Lu Ziyu entered the door, the vulture was shocked.
At this moment, Lu Ziyu doesn’t have the energy he usually has, listlessness, arched back and waist, no different from an 80-year-old man, how can he talk about the image of a soldier?
Sitting dejectedly on the sofa, Lu Ziyu waved his hand powerlessly, as if he was about to die, and said weakly: "Atu, you might as well get me some water to drink. You boss, I'm almost out of here..."
Hearing this, the vulture was shocked. After carefully looking up and down for a long time, he didn't see anything wrong. He couldn't help but feel more suspicious and frowned and said, "Boss, what's wrong with you? Who hurt you like this? There was no sign of injury on the surface, and all the emotions were internal injuries. Awesome, awesome! I admire you very much!"
Lu Ziyu suddenly fainted and cursed: "Your uncle! A Tu, I'm like this. Can you get some water for me first? If I don't drink water, I'll be exhausted!"
Perhaps Lu Ziyu's angry scolding worked, the vulture ran around the room, took a large glass of glass and poured a full glass of water for Lu Ziyu, and sent it to Lu Ziyu.
"Gulu, Gulu" After taking two big sips, the vulture felt distressed and said, "Boss, what's wrong with you? Why are you so thirsty. You're so hungry, as if you haven't drunk water in your eight lives. Boss, you haven't just returned from the Kinto Congo. Don't you even drink water there?"
After giving the vulture a blank look, Lu Ziyu sat upright slightly, frowned with a tragic and helpless expression. He buried his head in a long time, and finally said tragically:
"Atu, you won't understand some things." After a pause, Lu Ziyu adjusted his tone, his expression was sad, and the atmosphere was instantly rendered by Lu Ziyu into a scene of separation from life and death. "It's said that being handsome is also a mistake. Now, you boss, I finally have a deep understanding."
With a heavy slap on the vulture's thigh, Lu Ziyu continued, "Originally, these words are hard for me to speak of, but you vulture are my brother. So, I won't hide it and pinch it anymore. Let me tell you the truth, vulture, you boss, I have suffered a peach blossom disaster. I don't know what happened during this period. Anyone who is a woman seems to be willing to go to bed, lying on the bed doing push-ups all day, shaking it... "
The vulture's face began to look a little ugly. How could this be complaining? It is clearly to stimulate himself? Everyone in the Canglang Gang knows that the boss Lu Ziyu has a group of wives who are as beautiful as flowers and jade. Everyone is very good. Who doesn't envy the boss's affair? But now this guy is actually showing off in front of him. Isn't this exciting?
Lu Ziyu seemed to have not seen him, and then said, "Vulture, do you know? From morning to now, I have been here seven times, secondly!" When I was excited, Lu Ziyu stretched out his fingers to gesture, and said sadly: "Even if you are a breed, a horse can't stand such troubles. No, I want to eat tiger whip, bull whip, and human whip!"
"..." The vulture didn't know what to say.
Because the boss is handsome, he has romantic encounters. It seems that he is accustomed to it in modern cities. What's more, the boss is rich, powerful and capable? Such men are not popular but rare, and are much more rare than the dinosaur eggs in those days. As long as a woman lacks a little self-control, she will be rushing to join!
Now, Vulture really started to blame his parents. Why did he cut corners to create himself? Now, Vulture is beginning to envy Lu Ziyu. It turns out that the world is not fair...
"Bang bang bang" punched his chest twice hard, and tears flowed down the edge of his eyes. Lu Ziyu said sadly: "Oh my God, the earth, please give my second brother the strength to be poor. I really can't stand it."
"Brother!" He patted Lu Ziyu's shoulder gently, and the vulture changed from envy, jealousy and hatred at the beginning to righteousness, "I have a way to help you."
When Lu Ziyu heard this, he immediately turned his head and stared at the vulture with excitement, "What's the solution? Tell me quickly!"
Excited and excited, without any concealment.
‘Hehe’ smiled twice, and the vulture smiled embarrassedly and said, “Boss, if you encounter such a thing next time, then you can tell the woman, let her come to me if you have anything to do. Don’t harm you!”
"Bang!" As soon as the chestnut hit the vulture's forehead, Lu Ziyu's expression immediately changed, and he said angrily: "Boy, are you okay if you think about anything?"
"Aren't I helping you?" Vulture seemed a little aggrieved and whispered: "Boss, since you are a brother, you should have good fortune and difficulty. Besides, the boss's second brother is my second brother. The boss's second brother suffers, so my second brother should come out to rescue him..."
I was a little dizzy when I was surrounded by the vulture's words, but no matter how dizzy, Lu Ziyu was not a fool. He stared at the vulture's crotch with a bad look on his face. He said angrily:
"What does my second brother mean is your second brother? My second brother is white and tender. Look at your black thing and it looks like the bottom of the pot. Can it be the same?"
He glanced at the crotch of his pants in a listless look, and the vulture looked suddenly enlightened. He reached out and touched it. It was enough. Looking at Lu Ziyu's back standing up, he murmured: "Now I finally know why no woman loves me in this life. It turns out that everything is a matter of skin color..."
The second brother who was as dark as a loach, the vulture focused for a moment, and finally gritted his teeth and decided to say, "Second brother, don't worry. From tomorrow, I will take you to do beauty treatments, whiten the mask, and will definitely raise you to a white and fat woman, which is fascinated by the train..."
"Puchi!" Lu Ziyu, who had just wrapped a sip of water, turned his head and saw the vulture touching his second brother and talking to himself. He felt speechless and disgusted. A mouthful of tea squirted out. Many fell on the vulture's head and followed the vulture's second brother.
"Atu, what's the point of asking me to tell you?" After rubbing his eyebrows and temples hard, Lu Ziyu suddenly felt a headache. At this moment, he realized that a man who was not married in his decades was really a little unbearable. Vultures are definitely a typical example.
As the Canglang Gang had to worship the vultures, it would be a shame for men to achieve this kind of success.
"Forget it, I feel lack of oxygen even if I stay with you for a second longer." After thinking about it, Lu Ziyu decided to leave. After putting down the teacup, he said earnestly: "Atu, you should go into seclusion. Don't come out to harm women, let alone embarrass our men..." After saying that, Lu Ziyu left the room with helplessness. Leaving the vulture sitting dejectedly on the sofa, sometimes looking at Lu Ziyu's back as he left enviously, sometimes lowering his head to look at his second brother. Finally, he murmured to himself:
"Second brother, it's really a pity that you have been with me in this life. It's a pity that Teacher Cang and I have no chance to be with you!" The disappointment and helplessness were so obvious.
Outside the room, by chance, Lu Ziyu received another call from Li Si. Holding the phone, Lu Ziyu suddenly felt a chill in his crotch, and his second brother seemed to be crying loudly...
"Hey, my wife, what's the matter?" Lu Ziyu's voice trembled a little, and he clamped his crotch with conditioned reflexes, forming an absolute defensive protective posture for his second brother.
"Gee" Li Sijiao on the other end of the phone smiled, and seemed to understand what Lu Ziyu was worried about, "Don't worry, I won't cause trouble for you. Three days later, Cairo's underworld bosses will always, do you think we'll go through this muddy water or not?"
Chapter completed!