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Chapter 1 Teenagers go down the mountain(1/2)

The forests are lush and the wild flowers are colorful.

"...Lang passed the bridge, and the river flowers were as red as fire..."

A young girl was humming a small song and was bent over to pick mushrooms.

The round buttocks were raised high, and the green pleated skirt with flowers, birds, water and grass patterns was opened, like a large flower umbrella, exuding a vigorous youthful atmosphere.

"Don't move!"

A depressed and nervous voice came from behind.

Twenty steps away, the young man who was half kneeling on the ground and tied up firewood was cold and solemn. He narrowed his eyes and stared at the diagonal front. He grabbed a stick with his palm and slowly pulled it out.

"Wow... Xiaotian, come and see. This nest of mushrooms is so beautiful... red, green, and the color of Langge is bright..."

Ma Cuihua was in a very good mood. She hummed again as she spoke, and worked hard.

"Stop singing... move slowly to the front of the left..."

"What's the matter?"

The girl straightened her waist in wonder, took a step back with her right foot and turned around with a smile.

More than four feet away from her, a huge "mountain wind" stood upright on her upper body, and her flat neck swelled terriblely into a rice shovel shape. She leaned one after another, then pounced, and instantly flashed like lightning.

Bang...

The rattans were broken, the firewood was flying all over the sky, and the boy disappeared.

The black and white snake body flew in the air, with cold and ruthless eyes. The snake mouth was wide open, and juice was oozing from the ends of the sharp upper teeth. Just one drop, it took only half a cup of tea to poison dozens of strong men.

A tree stick quickly faded into a phantom, swept through the air, and instantly retracted when it touched the snake's neck. The head of the stick deformed and twisted after a sudden stop, making a low buzzing sound, lifting the long snake body into the weeds two feet away.

"Bah, it's not easy for you to grow up so old. Let's go ahead and learn to be smarter in the future. When you encounter two legs, you don't bite them randomly. Even if you bite them to death, you can't swallow them."

The boy cursed a few times, raised his hand and threw the stick over.

To deal with a snake, there is no need to spend energy to perform violent teleportation. The simplest way to deal with it is to break the snake's neck with a flying stone and eliminate the danger from the bud. But the boy did not want to kill it, and he did not expect that the girl who picked mushrooms would not obey the command at all.

Ruddy and wild grass shaking.

The big snake was frightened and rushed into the depths of the forest.

ah……

A loud and loud scream finally broke out.

The bamboo basket fell, and Ma Cuihua sat down on the ground with her butt, her face turned pale.

The boy had no choice but to say:

"The snake is running away, don't scream. Your father heard it and thought that something big happened."

"How did you speak? I was almost bitten to death, isn't it a big deal?"

Ma Cuihua retorted weakly, looked at the grass, then shrank her neck and turned her head to look around. She always felt that under the rock behind the tree, a poisonous snake might jump out of her bite her at any time. Her legs became weak, and she tried several times but couldn't stand up.

The boy looked around and said:

"Don't look around. With such a big king-glass cocoon entrenched, there will definitely be no second snake in the forest. However, there are still quite a lot of poisonous insects... Don't move."

This time, Ma Cuihua not only dared to move, but also dared not breathe. Her eyes were rolling and following the boy, like a stiff puppet.

Young young walked to her side quickly and squatted down, puffed up his cheeks and blew it out in one breath.

A furry spider the size of a fingernail bounced up from the rock and was blown away without a trace.

"The silver-bellied wolf spider cannot bite people to death, but it hurts very much, which will cause skin ulcers. Well, there are no poisons in a few feet in a radius...Huh..."

The boy stared at the mushrooms scattered all over the ground, and his two delicate eyebrows frowned.

"Hey, do you want to poison everyone?"

When Ma Cuihua heard this, she burst into flames in her heart. She had a hard time getting the strength from somewhere, and she climbed up with a wheel, her eyebrows and eyes standing straight.

"Xin Tianyou, why are you blind? Humph, the dog bites Lu Dongbin and doesn't know the good people's hearts."

The boy pointed at the ground one by one, and said angrily:

"You can see what you pick. The bright colors of mushrooms indicate that the heavy metal exceeds the standard and is extremely toxic. The beautiful color is a warning, telling you that I am not easy to mess with. The king cocoon just now also shook his upper body and issued a 'hissing' warning, telling you to quickly roll away from its territory. You are humming, but getting closer and closer."

The girl said in a daze:

"Xiaotian, why do you speak like the old master? It's so difficult to understand. What kind of heavy metal is gold? How heavy is it? What are glasses... What are the king cobras? It's obviously a mountain wind, and the countryside also shouts to shovel the head."

Xin Tianyou squatted down, picked up mushrooms one by one, and asked back.

"Who is the old master? He also knows heavy metal?"

Ma Cuihua quickly helped, and like him, he specially picked gray, white and black three-color mushrooms into the bamboo basket, shaking his head.

"Hehe, I am the nickname I gave. He is only thirty years old, with his surname Lao, and he lives next door to my house to teach children's elementary school. He often talks about the comfort of life, which is not as good as those in late spring. After spring clothes are completed, there are five or six or seven boys, bathing in Yi, dancing in the wind, and returning home with a song... I heard that people's ears were calloused, but I was so annoyed. One day I asked where Yi was and what the dance was. He couldn't answer, and said that it was passed down from ancient times, and few people knew it."

Such a long string of ancient Chinese texts, it seems that her ears are indeed calloused.

Where is Yi and what is Wuyu? Xin Tianyou naturally knew it, but he didn't want to explain. He nodded and changed the topic and asked:

"Sister Cuihua, why didn't you dodge the mountain wind just now?"

Hearing the sound of "sister", the girl was overjoyed and proudly patted her tall chest and said carelessly:

"Xiaotian, my sister is a warrior, the second level of Qi Gathering. If anyone dares to bully you in the future, just squeak, huh, sister go and beat him up... But when I suddenly saw the snake, I was stunned and didn't know how to dodge."

The boy laughed when he heard this, revealing a mouthful of neat white teeth.

"Nothing, it's normal. Some girls are not afraid of tigers and leopards, but they are afraid of rats and cockroaches..."

Ma Cuihua shook her head and said sadly:

"I'm not a little girl. If I can't get married, I'll almost become an old girl. My family is poor and I'm not good-looking. I have a big pancake face and a bucket waist... The girls you mentioned are all as tender as flowers..."

Xin Tianyou stood up, looked at her carefully, and said:

"Sister, you are also a flower."

"Ah, what flower?"

"sunflower."

Sunflower? Ma Cuihua's mind turned several times before she realized it, and she raised her slap in anger.

Xin Tianyou ran away, and explained while picking up the scattered firewood and strapping it out.

"What's wrong with sunflowers? Bath in the sun and thrive."

The girl didn't beat her and laughed.

"Hmph, it's pretty good. I won't be short of melon seeds in the future."

After a cup of tea, the two of them chatted down the mountain.

"Xiaotian, you're far away, why did you knock the snake away in one go?"

"I'm right behind you, you didn't pay attention."

Ma Cuihua was scared by the poisonous snake. She couldn't remember the scene at that time and was too lazy to recall it. She looked at the bright sky worriedly and asked:

"It's going to rain?"

"Based on the air humidity and wind speed and the trend of cloud clusters gathering, it will definitely rain heavily within half an hour."

"My father has known for a long time, he is better than you."

"Ah, he can look at the weather?"

"Hehe, he is old cold legs. He was sore before the rain. The heavier the rain, the more painful it hurts. It worked. Now, the more urgent he got, the car broke down... He was so cold that his legs were so cute that he got drunk. He bragged when he got drunk. Once he bet with someone, he punched a tree, and my mother couldn't hold it anyway."

"What's the result?"

"The tree is broken, but it's not broken. My father said he farted when he was exercising his skills. He was angry and didn't count."

"Ha... others are not stupid, so they will definitely not agree to him sober up and then beat him."

"Yes, they took the horse away. My mother was so angry that she searched all the broken silver and copper coins on her father. Humph, tell him to drink, ask him to brag..."

"My master is the same, he brags when he gets drunk."

"What are you blowing?"

Xin Tianyou coughed twice, holding his voice out of vicissitudes and cursing.

"Son of Turtle, it's not that I can't beat you, but that I don't want to destroy the whole world."

What awesome! Ma Cuihua gave her thumbs up and smiled.

"There are even more awesome."

Xin Tianyou stopped and pointed at the sky, jumped up and scolded: "The sun is getting bigger again. Believe it or not, I will hit you with one punch! "

"Hehe, if your master is so powerful, you can be a king... Oh no, just be an emperor."

The boy looked at her strangely and asked, "Do you know what the emperor is?"

"Of course I know, the emperor will be the one who will unify the world."
To be continued...
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