Chapter 14 Cheat Sheet and Steamed Bread
We six were following the perverted mage like good babies in kindergarten, and they didn't dare to say anything.
This guy is more perverted than Dongfang Bubai. Just now, a 35-level swamp giant crocodile suddenly rushed out of the fog swamp. When he saw that he had crossed the boundary, he quickly turned around and walked back, but the perverted mage did not let him go. He heard him recite two syllables, a ray of heavenly fire fell from the sky, instantly burning the swamp giant crocodile into ashes. A gust of wind blew, and the ground was clean and nothing was left... and the pervert's expression did not change from beginning to end.
We were frightened when we saw this scene. This person was ruthless and ruthless. We all firmly believed that even if we just accidentally stepped on the little white flowers planted by the roadside, he would throw a forbidden spell and knock us into scum without hesitation.
"When you come to the Demon Fox Clan, you must abide by the rules of the Demon Fox Clan." A cold voice spoke.
"It must be." We agreed quickly.
"No spitting anywhere, crossing the road, damaging public property, wearing clothes, misbehaving, spitting dirty words, killing and setting fires, fighting, stealing, robbery, embezzlement and bribery, and......... Do you understand?" As he said, he glanced at us with a sharp look, causing me to get goosebumps.
"I understand!" I dare not understand.
The perverted mage nodded with satisfaction and stopped in front of a building that looked like a temple. "This is the intermediate combat academy of the Demon Fox Clan. After signing up here, you will be half of the Demon Fox Clan members. Complete the academy tasks and you can accumulate racial contribution values. With the contribution values, you can obtain corresponding official positions in the clan."
"If you want to make money, go to the Mercenary Association to take on mercenary missions." He said, pointing to another white temple-like building next to him.
"Why are you half a member of the Demon Fox Clan?" asked the little thief Piaoling.
The perverted mage glanced at him, "This is the question I want to talk about below. After you complete the transfer task, the clan leader will hold a clan entry ceremony for you, start the demon fox Yuanli, and start the demon fox Yuanli to be considered a member of the demon fox clan."
"The transfer task has been issued. As for whom you are looking for to take the task, it is your own business. Be careful, the same person will not issue two tasks, that is, you must find different people to take the task, and each person's tasks are different. There are difficulties and simple things, it depends on your luck."
After saying that, he sent us a book, "This is the legal provision of the Demon Fox Clan, you can take a look. I am the Fire Elder of the Demon Fox Clan, in charge of punishment. If you dare to break the law and fall into my hands... Humph! That means that it's here, please let me go!" After saying that, he left with a sneer.
We were scared by him and trembled like leaves in the autumn wind.
"The people from the Demon Fox Clan are really terrifying." Piao Chen said with a heartfelt intention. We nodded deeply in agreement with him.
The stolen day and changed his mind, "We first go to the Battle Academy to register, and then we will take action separately to find the job transfer task, and contact us once an hour... Spider, are you with us?"
I shrugged, "No need, if I find a job transfer, I will notify you. If I need help, I can call me." Just kidding, if I want to act with them, it would be equivalent to joining them in disguise.
The Taught Heaven and Change Day were a little disappointed, "Okay, if you have anything to help, you must call us. You helped us a lot along the way, and I haven't figured out how to thank you." The Taught Heaven and Change Day really couldn't bear to leave. I got along well with the Five Thieves Group, and they all liked me very much.
I was also very hesitant. In fact, I have a good impression of these five thieves with personality. Maybe people can meet many people in their lives, but not many people can become friends. Once they meet, they must cherish them. In my definition, they are the kind of people who can become friends. However... this reason is not enough to ask me to give up my original intention.
"Spider, we won't force you, please think about it. Give me an answer before leaving the Fox clan." The person who spoke was the silent life Wuhuan. As soon as she finished speaking, we looked at her in surprise. I didn't expect that she would say such things to me. In my impression, she should have an indifferent attitude.
Not only was I surprised, but they obviously didn't expect that Ming Wu would still keep me, but Ji Tian Chang Ri realized immediately, "Spider, Xiao Huan said so, just think about it!"
It is wrong to reject a beautiful woman's sincere request, so I nodded heavily, "I will consider it."
After entering the Intermediate Combat Academy, I easily found the archer registration office. After the NPC in the registration office recorded my information, I led me to a slot machine. "We will sign up here to get three skill books, randomly draw, and you can start shaking."
I looked at the exquisite slot machine and thought to myself with grief and anger, can't you give ready-made skill books? My lucky value is so low that I will definitely draw out the garbage books.
However, the system of Tiandadi is the largest, so I had to accept my fate. Close my eyes and make a ruthless heart, pulling the rocker on the slot machine...
The three rows of numbers kept turning, getting slower and slower. Finally, I stopped. I looked at the three numbers, 124, 314, 478, speechless. I actually drew three of such an unlucky number. I am really a genius. I encountered such a thing that is similar to the probability of Mars colliding with the Earth.
The service NPC handed me three books, "This is the skill book you drew. Congratulations, please go slowly." The service NPC smiled and I was very moved. It was not easy to meet an NPC with such a good service attitude. I was crying. However, this NPC is definitely not an artificial intelligence program. All artificial intelligence programs are very unique characters, such as the perverted Fire Elder.
Thinking of Elder Fire, I thought of the job transfer task. So I asked the NPC: "Where can I receive the job transfer task?"
"This is the skill book you drew. Congratulations, please go slowly." The service NPC still smiled. I really wanted to give him a few violent punches on his face, but when I thought of the "no fights" clause, I held back.
After walking out of the Intermediate Combat Academy, I opened three books, "Hawkeye" is something that everyone knows what this skill is for, a must-have skill for sniper archers, but I am not very interested in sniping and stuffed it into my belt.
"Photoophthalmology: ignoring invisibility, traps, disguise, no-level, permanent solidification skills." This is great, hurry up and learn it.
"Lock?" This is a bit interesting. I looked at it carefully. "You can lock the specified target. After locking, the map displays the target position with a red cursor for 30 minutes. During this period, the damage to the target physical attack increased by 20%, and it can be upgraded. Mana activates, and the mana value is 80 points each time, and the Yuan power activation is invalid."
I was quite happy to see the front, as if I had won the lottery, but when I saw it, I was very depressed, as if my Lieutenant General's lottery accidentally fell from the toilet. I looked helplessly at my attribute panel. The magic value was still pitiful 30 points, which was added when I initially set it up. When I upgraded later, my health increased rapidly. Now it is over 800, but the magic value has not increased at all. It seems that I can be directly classified as a magic idiot.
It's a waste of money. I had no choice but to save this Niu Bi very skill book to the money shop. It seems that this book can only be used to exchange for some silver and flowers. When I sorted out my private storage cabinet, I couldn't help but take out the serial task scroll and read it again.
"System main task: Luo Feng's report letter: send this scroll to the Netherworld, without time limit, no failure penalty, mission reward: 1. Randomly draw a gold weapon; 2. Evolve once; 3. A subsequent task scroll." To put it bluntly, it is a message delivery task, but the target of the message delivery is not known to stay in the corner. Netherworld? Because it should be in the Netherworld, how to go to that kind of place, depressed.
Like the previous few times, I put the scroll back reluctantly.
The capital of the Demon Fox Clan is quite large, but there are not many people. I asked more than 30 NPCs in a row but didn't receive the transfer task. I was frustrated and very depressed.
After asking an NPC again, I couldn't help but feel depressed and screamed in the sky, "Ah~~~"
After calling, I felt more comfortable, but unexpectedly, a mage in white dress with red armband suddenly appeared in front of me, "The sound you made just now exceeded the noise average index of the capital, causing noise pollution. Please pay a fine of 5 taels of silver."
Dong, I fainted.
This urban management officer actually woke me up inhumanely, with a serious look on his face, "Please pay the fine within 3 minutes, otherwise it will be sent to the Ministry of Justice for punishment."
Ministry of Justice? I suddenly thought of the sneer when Elder Huo left, shivered and quickly paid the fine and fled.
Walking on the exquisite path of the Demon Fox Clan, thinking about what happened today, I feel that I am really unfortunate. If I vote for the top ten tragic figures in the prehistoric world, I believe I will definitely be on the list. Forget it, eat some good things off the line and make up for my deeply hurt little heart.
Unexpectedly, after I went offline, my bad luck did not end, and I heard a tragic bad news immediately.
"The old class said that we will take the theory test tomorrow!"
I suddenly felt like I was hit by a forbidden curse and collapsed. Actually, I respected Dada Deng very much, but Dada Deng’s theory was too profound, and it was not something that a person like me who had no political awareness could understand. So, I was really not sure about that exam.
Seeing the drunken grass flower plum still playing games, I stepped forward and pressed the wake-up button on her connector device.
Cao Huamei quit the game and looked at me with dissatisfaction, "What's the matter? Bug, we summon the alliance to raise funds to buy the headquarters. I'm choosing a house."
"Stop playing, take the theory test tomorrow, hurry up and prepare!" Cao Huamei quickly took off the connecting device after hearing this.
"The old class said that the content of the exam was mainly taught in the last class. Who did you listen to it?" Xiaoyu looked at us.
"I was practicing art in class." I was embarrassed to say that I was drawing portraits of shadows.
"I am studying literature." Cao Huamei calls romance novels popular literature.
"I'm practicing calligraphy."
"I beat my *** in class, I'm practicing martial arts!" After the little comb said, we all fell down. They were all talented.
"what to do?"
I looked at Cao Huamei, "Beast, go and ask the heroes in the dormitory next door to borrow notes from the previous class!"
"Why is it me again? I always ask me to go for such favors. It's time to change people!" Cao Huamei Buyi.
"Because you are cute," I said shamelessly.
"Go quickly, or you will be stripped naked and thrown into the corridor!" Although the little comb's method was more radical, the effect was still quite good. Cao Huamei rushed to the next door after hearing the little comb's words.
As the saying goes, birds of birds gather together, and the beasts in the dormitory next door are extremely awesome characters, and their notes are review materials for all our dormitories. And our dormitory...
Several beasts smiled and took out white paper, paper cutting knives, staplers, and various extremely fine neutral pens, began to prepare for making cheats. Those who don’t know thought this was a training base for intelligence personnel when they saw it.
If we call ourselves the second level of cheat sheet production in our dormitory, no one dares to call ourselves the first. Every time others see the finished cheat sheet we make, they will feel very magical and ask: "Is this really done by the Earthlings? Isn't it really where you kidnapped a Martian man to help make cheat sheets?"
Countless boys fought hard to get along with the women in our dormitory, just to let us throw away the spent cheat sheets to them during the exam, and also called them willing to be our garbage recycling bin.
Cao Huamei rushed back happily, holding a notebook in her hand, "This is Zhou Daxia's notes, it's very detailed, come on, scanner to serve." She skillfully scanned the notes, edited them a little, printed six copies, and started to make a huge project of cheat sheets with one copy...
Although I am an atheist, I still sighed at the incredible fate more than once. If it was accidental to be admitted to the same school, and it was accidental to be transferred to the same class, and it was accidental to be assigned to the same dormitory, then it was inevitable that we became good friends.
But what makes me wonder is that later I found that the last numbers of our registered student numbers were 019, 029, 039, and they sat in the same row in each exam. This situation can only be described as weird.
With the cheat sheet in hand, there is no worries. The three of us sat calmly in our seats, watching the group of people in front of us rushing to copy the answers on the desk. Our desks are of very good quality, and they can be looked in a mirror with smooth surfaces. If there is any dirty thing, they will be easily wiped off with your hand. I have tried it once and it is very difficult to write on it.
I was despising those who cheated with clumsy means in my heart. The invigilator, the invigilator, was arrested. Although each examination room had two surveillance cameras, the school was equipped with another invigilator, mainly because some people were cunning and even the surveillance camera could not capture evidence of cheating. For example, Cao Huamei, once I stared at her for an hour and didn't move her eyes, but I didn't find out how she cheated. I could only shout in my heart: Hero!
"Everyone packs up their own things, and no one with words is allowed to leave behind any mobile phones, MP3, MP4, voice recorder, eavesdropper, hearing aid, handheld computer, and micro-store disguised as watches. They are all handed over, otherwise it will be considered cheating!" The Iron-faced God arrested the glasses, and a cold light reflected from the lenses.
Seeing the podium full of colorful high-tech products, the Iron-Faced God nodded with satisfaction and continued, "Now change seats, the first row of the first row to the second row, the second row of the second row to the third row, and the third row of the third row to the first row, with a limited time of 1 minute, start!"
There was a clanging sound in the examination room. Many people were caused by this trick to endocrine disorders and incontinence. Many people foamed or fainted on the ground with blood. It was too cruel and didn't leave any way to live. All the candidates in the audience thought so.
...
"Haha, haha." Cao Huamei laughed abnormally while gnawing on a large cone, "What a bullshit Iron-faced God Captain, it's not a dish in front of me."
"Beast, don't be so proud. If you walk too much at night, you will encounter ghosts. If you run too much by the river, you will get wet. Be careful that you will capsize in the gutter one day." I taught her earnestly.
"That's right, I'm almost glorious this time." The little comb was indifferent.
Cao Huamei waved her hand indifferently, "Can you find out that the person I cheated on has not been born yet! But insects, why do I think you didn't copy the cheat today?"
"Don't mention it, I did the cheat sheets too seriously yesterday, and I remembered the answers, so I just..." I said depressedly.
Clang ~ The two of them fell into a ball.
"Beast, it's unreasonable!" The two of them looked at me in grief and anger, as if I had transformed into a super Saiyan.
"Huh? Isn't this a small comb? The grass, plum and insects are there too!" A girl in the same class came over and looked at the small comb's slim waist with her jealous eyes, and then at the large cone in our hands. "You can eat this kind of high-calorie thing too. The book says that eating a cone is equivalent to eating 5 steamed buns, which makes it easy to get fat." After that, he looked at the small comb again.
"Is that?" I asked innocently, then turned to the owner of the cold drink shop, "Boss, let's have 3 more Mengniu big cones!"
The girl looked at me in surprise. I turned my head and explained to her with a sincere look: "I really want to know what the consequences will be if I eat 10 steamed buns in one meal."
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"Bumble, I have never seen someone as bad as you in my life." Xiao Comb commented on me afterwards.
Chapter completed!