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Chapter 101 Shocking Showdown, Spinach March

"Stone scissors?" Baihu's expression froze, the corners of his mouth began to twitch, and the beards I had always dreamed of were shaking with the spasms of his muscles...

After a while, Baihu remembered and got angry: "Roar~ Stone scissors? Do you think I am a three-year-old? I don't want to compare such a thing without technical content! If you want to compare, you can compare the four-color mahjong dice cards!"

"..." All four of us were petrified. A crow flew over our heads, leaving a passage: "Quagua, fool! Quagua, big fool..."

...

"What's wrong? I dare not compare?" Bai Hu glanced at us condescendingly, and the disdain in his tone became more obvious.

"Compare! I'll compare!" I came to my senses and quickly agreed. If I missed this village, there would be no such store. Seeing Baihu looking at Bai Ze's fearless look, I knew that fighting with Baihu was an unwise choice. Now I can only accept Baihu's challenge with him, but... the four-color mahjong dice... I really don't have any confidence.

"Then, let's talk about the bet!" Baihu said as he turned into a tall cool white-haired man and walked up to us.

I looked at the two black thighs inside the beautiful white hair of Baihu, and couldn't help but say more: "Mr. Baihu, your hairstyle is so fashionable~"

"Uh?" Baihu was stunned for a moment, and then his cool face instantly smiled like a ju flower, "Is that so? The Holy Madam is really good. This hairstyle took me a long time to get it... Well, I am in a good mood today, so I don't care about you killing so many of my brothers. Tell me, what do you want from me?"

Sweat, sweat, waterfall sweat, Genghis Khan...who are warlike by nature and straightforward? I see that all their holy beasts are of the same virtue, extremely beautiful and arrogant! But I dare not express the thoughts in my heart at this moment on my face, pretend to be sincere, and look at the white tiger with a real look than a real pearl, showing my most charming meteorite.

"Master Baihu, I actually came here to get a piece of your beard as medicine to treat my master's terminal illness. Uh...My master is Elder Tong, the elder of the Demon Fox Clan. He said that in this world, except for the most powerful beard of Lord Baihu among the Six Sacred Beasts, there is no medicine to treat his terminal illness... So, for the sake of my master's life, no matter what you imagine me challenging, I accept it!"

I tried hard to pretend to be righteous, but I was repenting to the unknown gods in my heart. Amitus Buddha, gods and Buddhas in the heavens, I didn't deliberately curse Elder Tong. I had to do it, I had to do it! ("Tsk~ I have seen shameless people, but I have never seen such shameless people!" The parade god A happened to hear this sentence, muttered to himself, and left without looking back...)

"I want my beard?" Baihu was surprised, but under my flattering attack, he agreed to me with a smile and cheerful expression: "What's the problem with this? I will naturally not refuse your filial piety, so I'll just say it! But if you lose, I think about it... I'll do something for me!"

"No problem!" I was also happy. It didn't matter what conditions were. I never thought I would lose. Baihu, today I am determined to win!

"Hahaha!" Baihu and I were each ill-intentioned, and at the same time made obscene laughs, alarming a group of crows on the old tree.

Tong Xi's eyes widened even bigger than cow's eyes after hearing my words. Elder Tong was suffering from terminal illness?! The pervert who could be described as "old man" would suffer from terminal illness?! If the monsters say it out, they won't believe it!

The shadow was puzzled and looked at me and looked at Tong Xi, who was like a ghost. He didn't know who Elder Tong was, nor did he know if I had a master. At this time, he was evaluating in his heart whether the value of my words was 1% or 0%.

Bai Ze was even more exaggerated and squatted aside and started vomiting...

"Okay, come with me!" Baihu hooked his finger at me, turned around and walked behind the huge rock. After just two steps, he suddenly turned around and pointed at Bai Ze who was following him: "Bai Ze, you can't go in, just wait here!"

"No!" Bai Ze jumped in front of me and made a fighting posture, which scared me. What's wrong?! Did Bai Hu regret it?! Thinking that I also conditioned and pulled out the ghost to kill.

"Baihu, do you want to help me out of here? Let me tell you that there is no door. If you want to hurt my master, you will defeat me first!" Bai Ze looked tragic and looked like he was going to fight against Baihu.

Six black lines were hanging down from the White Tiger's head instantly. When I saw the White Tiger's crazy expression, I knew that Bai Ze was playing tricks again this time. He pushed Bai Ze away helplessly and looked at Bai Hu apologetically: "Sorry, Lord Bai Hu, but why don't you let Bai Ze in!"

"We four sage beasts all know that Bai Ze has the ability to predict. If you let him in, wouldn't you let you cheat?" Bai Hu hugged his chest with his hands and looked down on Bai Ze.

"Prophecy?" The three of us looked at Bai Ze together, OK, this guy dares to hide his own personal information?!

"It's unfair~" Bai Ze hugged my legs, looking aggrieved, "My third eye has not opened yet, how could he predict now?!"

"Do you have a third eye?" I touched Bai Ze's forehead curiously, but I couldn't touch it after touching it. I slapped him on the head, "Where did you get the eyes? There is nothing!"

"...Boss, my third eye is on my back, not on my forehead..." Bai Ze covered his head and stayed away from me.

On my back... A long-haired dog with huge eyes on my back appeared in my mind... I sweated myself, it was so disgusting!

"Hmph, even if your third eye is not opened now, I can't let you in. What if you open it on the way, I don't know what to do? Just stay here honestly!" Baihu did not give Bai Ze any face, turned his head and walked into his cave.

"Good dog, just guard the door and give you meat and bones later!" I patted Bai Ze's head, and asked Tong Xi and the Shadow to follow Bai Hu together, leaving Bai Ze squatting alone at the door and muttering, "I'm not a dog..."

As soon as I walked into the White Tiger's cave, I immediately rubbed my eyes, thinking that I had hallucinations, but after rubbing, there were still things that shocked me in front of me, so I could only sigh helplessly, this place... is so modern...

The cave is quite bright, and in the middle is a huge high platform, similar to the kind of ring in Sanda competition. The ring can be said to be a variety of cards, mahjong tables, Russian runners, karaokes, game machines... all kinds of gambling facilities and entertainment facilities are available. I strongly suspect that the designer who designed this White Tiger Platform is a guy who is deeply poisoned by comics. Otherwise, how could he create these things on such a majestic mountain?

"In this case, you choose three things to compete with me. As long as you can beat me, I will give you my beard." Bai Hu waved his hand proudly and announced the rules of the game.

After thinking for a long time, I chose the competition, Tetris, shooting games, and Super Musicians. I have my own considerations for choosing this. I am not good at gambling, and playing this kind of game with NPC is purely seeking death. Karaoke is my fatal point. I am born with the incomplete tone, so I dare not entrust the election. And fighting, I forget it. The only thing left is games. What I am best at is naturally shooting and reaction speed. Recently, I have become accustomed to that strange sense of premonition and use it very skillfully. Although I don’t know what the reason is, it seems that it is not a bad thing now. Maybe Pangu gave me a special reward when he sees that I have good character! I was thinking...

"Are you sure you don't choose mahjong or something?" Baihu asked me unwillingly after listening to the game I chose.

"I'm sure!" This dead gambler wanted to fool me, but he didn't even have a door!

"Oh!" Baihu was a little disappointed. Thinking about it, he was alone on the top of this bare mountain, and there were not even people playing mahjong with him. It was so boring that he would be even more boring. Is it possible to gamble. Could it be that he would bet big with his left hand and bet small with his right hand...

Seeing that he is so pitiful, please help him, "Sir Baihu, when we finish the game, we can play mahjong with you. Of course, there is no bet, it's pure entertainment, how about it?"

"Okay, okay!" Baihu said happily, "But I never play games without bets. Let's do this. If you can win me in three games, I will give you that White Tiger Egg. Anyway, it's useless for me to keep it."

What? I couldn't stand this sudden stimulation and was stunned for a moment.

"Okay, okay!" Shadow quickly agreed. One of the main purposes of his visit this time was to get the White Tiger Egg. He was just thinking about how to speak later. Now, Baihu proposed it himself. It was really a matter of searching for something without any effort.

...

The competition officially began. The first one we competed was the shooting game. Baihu and I were holding a light gun that was common in science fiction movies, and turned on the virtual scene of the game. In this scene, there were 200 monsters with different scores. Kill all monsters, and whoever scored higher would win. Of course, the higher the score, the harder it would be to hit. The monster with the highest score could only quickly kill it if it hits one of its key points.

Hehe, I have been playing this kind of thing since kindergarten. Is it difficult to get me? Although those monsters were randomly selected from hundreds of millions of monster curriculum, for me who has been playing shooting games for more than ten years, it is a piece of cake. I know the weaknesses of each high-scoring monster, which is also one of the reasons why I chose this game.

The two most important points of shooting are "stability" and "accurate". After practicing for more than ten years, this spear is just like part of my arm, and it rarely happens that the spear cannot be stabilized. My profession in the prehistoric world is an archer, and this "accurate" is my secret skill. And that unique predictive ability can allow me to discover the high-scoring monster first. White Tiger, you are about to capsize in the gutter today, haha!

Scared! A percent weird! The gun in my hand gently turned with my eyes, and a yellow light accurately shot through the monster's heart, Bingo! 100 minutes! One second after I shot, the blue light of the White Tiger appeared where I just shot. It was too late. I looked at the White Tiger proudly, and then swung my hand, and a 50-point monster died...

Baihu's face changed from rosy to purple with my shots, then changed to dark green, and then pale... In the end, it can only be described as "no-faced look".

After the competition, I scored 660 points and the White Tiger scored 340 points. After walking out of the virtual scene, I proudly hummed a song with incomplete tone. This time I won so easily~

"You are very awesome, I will admit defeat in this game!" Baihu also came out and began to look at me with admiration.

"Hehe, it's normal, let's continue!"

In the second game, it is probably better than Tetris. Everyone on earth knows this game. It relies entirely on four words, "smart eyes and quick hands". Generally, when we play ordinary Tetris, the next shape will be prompted next to the screen. However, the game console here does not have this function. It is more difficult than other Tetris games and is much faster. This allows both sides of the game to decide the winner in a short time.

At the beginning of the game, I looked at the screen without turning my eyes. At this time, I couldn't be distracted from looking at the Baihu's screen. I could only mechanically quickly control the rocker, change the falling blocks, and place them in the appropriate position. Shadow and Tong Xi cooperated on the side without making any sound. In the huge cave, I could only hear the sound of falling blocks...

Swipe, as my squares get higher and higher, sweat gradually pops up with the palm of my palm holding the rocker, and I feel anxious. Now the speed of the square is close to the data flow, which makes me dazzled. I just made several wrong moves... Why is the White Tiger not yet GAMEOVER? If this continues, I will lose... In the end, I can't help but look at the White Tiger's screen. After seeing it, I was stunned. It... It actually only has four or five elements.

Actually, I was stunned for a short time, only two or three seconds. Just after this short time, a low electronic synthesizer said to me: "GAMEOVER"... Oh, forget it, it seems that I can't play Tetris with NPCs, they won't make the mistake at all! I had to decide the final super musician!

"Comeonbaby!" I rolled up my sleeves, put my hands on the seven buttons of the console, and took a deep breath. I must not lose this, if I lose, I will not complete the task.

The music we chose is a famous song "Spinach March" that has been circulating for decades. The rhythm of this song is extremely fast. When it is tuned to the highest difficulty, almost no one can play it. It is known as the "keyboard killer". I often play the Super Musician in my spare time. I play this song N times and am familiar with every note inside. Baihu asked me to choose the song, so I naturally chose this song.

"I am a spinach, Nai Nai Nai Nai Nai Nai Nai Nai Nai Nai Nai Nai Nai Nai..." A familiar tone sounded, and my fingers skillfully hit the buttons below, and a row of words "COOL" floated on the notes. I became more and more excited when I saw it. The coordination between my fingers and eyes reached the highest level. The super musician who had been playing for so long was the most handy one.

Baihu, this time, I will win you!—

This is the first chapter of the lifting of the ban. Every time the ban is lifted from now on, between 7:30 and 8:00 every time.

Recommended basic good books: Liu Anhuaming's "Journey to the West" by Liu Anhuaming, a pirate traveling through time and a legend of sailing in the Ming Dynasty. Meng Dongyuan's "Lu Han" with no ambitions, a third-rate liberal arts student who had no ambitions walked on the ground, went through countless ups and downs, and gradually reached the peak of worldly power. Liu Zhemei's "Legend of the Emperor's Teacher" is a beautiful dream that is placed in the cycle of time and space, and records an ideal that has always been maintained from childhood to youth to youth.

The next chapter of the ban is lifted on Friday.
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