Chapter 24 Dogs
To put it in a layman's terms, it is somewhat similar to the often-circulated Cun Jin, hunting cattle across mountains and the like.
Within a square inch, gold can be broken, jade can be broken, monuments can be cracked, and stones can be cracked.
Boxing is a solid wood, the outer skin is intact, but the inside is full of broken lint.
All these can be done.
Very domineering.
While punching, Chen Yi suddenly remembered his takeaway.
Why hasn't it arrived yet?
I picked up my phone and saw that it had been almost an hour.
Too arrogant, too unscrupulous!
"Why haven't you arrived yet? You're almost half an hour overtime!" Chen Yi angrily contacted a group of riders on the app.
"I'm sorry, but you were waiting a minute and fell into a ditch." The takeaway was delivered very well, and the reply came in seconds.
"..."
Chen Yi was stunned for a moment, and then became even more angry: "Are you going to give me the food that fell into the ditch?!"
"It wasn't your takeout that fell into the ditch, it was mine that fell into the ditch."
"...You crawl slowly, I'm not in a hurry."
Chen Yi silently put down his phone and returned to the house.
Alas, it's not easy. I'm just too kind.
"Pfft~hahahahahaha!"
Soon, a burst of arrogant laughter filled the room.
…
"Hello, your takeaway has arrived, please use it slowly."
The takeaway boy, who was covered in mud and water stains, looked at the idiot bald man with his mouth tightly closed, his face flushed, and his shoulders hunched. He was dressed in weird clothes and handed over the takeaway with an expressionless expression.
"Thank you... Phew~ Thanks!"
"..."
"Puff..."
Chen Yi felt like air was leaking from his mouth, and he held back and said: "What, I didn't mean it, pfft~ Do you want to come in and have a glass of water?"
The delivery boy handed over the courier, turned around and left.
snort!
Chen Yi shrugged, returned to the house with a stack of pizza boxes in one hand, took out Zhenzhai's happy water, and started eating haise.
Not long after, Chen Yi, who was very comfortable with twenty pizzas, forgot about his rapidly empty wallet, and stood in the room with a strange posture.
It was motionless, like a statue with an extremely weird shape.
"Golden Image Kung" has two training methods: dynamic and static. This is the static method of "Golden Image Kung".
This is not the kind of internal strength like in martial arts novels.
In addition to exercising the strength and toughness of muscles and bones, controlling blood flow, and subtly improving all aspects of physical fitness, he felt that this method was mainly used to restrain the mind and temper the state of mind.
Because whether it is to exercise muscles and bones or to control blood, there must be a prerequisite, which is to be able to control one's "heart" and achieve the so-called mind without distracting thoughts. Otherwise, it is impossible to even get started with this skill.
But I don’t know if it’s because of the constant state of “mind as still as water”. For normal people, this should be the most difficult thing to achieve, but he does it easily.
At this stop, he forgot about the trouble he had just had, and even forgot about time and everything in the outside world. In his ears and in his heart, there was only the sound of the gurgling blood in his body.
When he sensed the outside world again, Chen Yi found that the sky outside the window was already slightly bright.
He actually stood there all night.
Before the success of "Golden Statue Kung Fu", I would have been unable to get out of bed without lying down for three or four days after practicing this method. However, Chen Yi now only feels that his muscles and bones are a little sore, but his spirit is shining brightly.
This kind of kung fu is just because of the cheat. Otherwise, even if you beat him to death, you won't be able to practice it. It tests one's will too much.
"It hurts your lungs, I'm hungry again..."
Chen Yi touched his belly and his face turned blue and black.
Green because he is hungry, black because his wallet is hungry...
…
"I, I, I said... handsome boy, you, you, the way you eat, won't something happen?"
Well, Chen Yi went to that rice noodle shop again and ordered twenty large bowls of pig's trotter rice noodles.
The boy who was cooking rice noodles was so busy that he was sweating profusely and could hardly keep up with the speed at which he ate.
The owner Sui, who took action in person, brought a bowl and saw that the previous bowl was almost empty.
Several times in succession, my face turned pale.
I cursed in my heart: Why is this grandson here again?
They say that restaurant owners are not afraid of big-bellied men. Why don’t I believe it so much?
The boss couldn't bear it anymore and asked tremblingly.
Chen Yi was already broken anyway, and he didn't care about other people's opinions. The truth was to fill his increasingly empty stomach.
While slurping rice noodles and gnawing pig trotters, he said vaguely:
"Boss, suck it up~ You just don't have enough knowledge, blah blah... It's so weird to see so many big eaters on the Internet who can eat more than me, but you are so cowardly, suck it~ blah blah... If they come to your store one day, blah blah blah...
Come on, why don’t you get down right away? Hey, hey, hey…”
"..."
The boss wants to yell out: You have little knowledge! Your whole family has little knowledge! Don’t think that I don’t surf the Internet and don’t post y! Those big eaters are all liars! You are the real reincarnation of a hungry ghost! Also, you
Damn it, can you please stop talking? Is there a dog fighting for your food?
"?!"
As soon as the boss finished yelling in his mind, a black shadow swooped under Chen Yi's desk, picked up a piece of pig trotter bone that he had chewed cleanly, and ran out again.
"..."
"..."
The black shadow is a dog.
The boss and Chen Yi both looked at the dog blankly.
The boss was instantly slapped in the face.
Chen Yi was so... miserable because of this dog.
This was a skinny dog with almost all hair bald except for a few sparse patches of long hair, which were also dirty and tangled into hard strips.
That's all, the dog's tail was broken off, only three of the four legs were left, one hind leg was completely broken off, one of the two eyes was blind, and the remaining one...
Chen Yi actually saw...sadness in his only remaining eye?
A dog?
Chen Yi raised his head and wanted to ask the boss, but found that except for a few people who thought the dog was too dirty and ugly, the boss and most of the diners seemed to be used to the dog's existence, and occasionally looked at it with a bit of a sigh.
"Boss! Are you still doing business? You let such a dirty dog in, do you really want to disgust people, right? We won't come back after you do this!" Several customers who disliked the dirty dogs and were disgusted scolded them.
stand up.
Chen Yi felt that he had always been very amiable and kind-hearted. Even though he was scared and trembling a few times, he only served carefully every step of the way. The boss, whom he felt was timid, unexpectedly surprised him by flicking his hand and glaring at several people and scolding them.
: "Eat it if you like it! Come here or not if you like it! If you find it dirty, get out!"
Tsk tsk, Chen Yi can only use four words to describe it: domineering, angry, sideways, and leaky!
"Hey? I have such a bad temper!"
One person rolled up his sleeves and stood up, and was held tightly by one arm of his companion next to him.
"Okay, okay, you can do whatever you want to other people's stores. The worst is, you won't come here anymore, just go and walk."
That man was also strong on the outside but hard on the inside, and he was half pulled away by his companions.
"Bah! What the hell?" The boss also spat in the backs of several people.
"Boss, you have a personality."
Chen Yi withdrew his dull gaze and gave his boss a thumbs up.
"That goes without saying." The boss raised his head, crouched his waist, and leaned back tactically.
"..."
Chen Yi's eyes twitched slightly, and he despised the boss in his heart, and said: "Boss, give it a pig's foot, and it will be charged to my account."
The dog looked so miserable that he couldn't do much, but it was easy to give him a good meal.
Unexpectedly, the boss shook his head and said, "It's unnecessary. It won't eat it if you give it to it."
Chapter completed!