"..."

Chen Yi was immediately dumbfounded by the flood of saliva from the beginning. How much hatred and resentment is there?

Then his face became darker and darker, and his face kept beating.

It’s really unbearable for my uncle, but intolerable for my aunt!

I really need to be a monk today!

See the Buddha’s magical power!

"Amitabha."

Chen Yi's voice was not loud, but everyone around him could hear it clearly, and their attention was instantly focused on him. Even the aunt who was talking wildly fell silent.

This sound seemed to have a kind of magical power. The melon eaters felt as if they heard the Buddha's voice. Don't ask them how they knew what the Buddha's voice sounded like. They didn't know, but when they heard the sound, they knew it.

.

A few simple words are like a stream of clear water flowing through, placing people in peace and harmony, washing away all the original worries, anger, sorrow, hatred and other negative emotions.

Even the damn child forgot to cry.

"Female donor, you..."

"Yes! The master said yes! It was my fault! I shouldn't have scolded the master, everything is my fault! Wuwu~"

Chen Yi also just wanted to try the power of his magical power, but found that everyone became quiet as soon as he opened his mouth. They were secretly happy. He was just about to pursue the victory and educate the aunt and the dead child. Who knows, before he said anything, the aunt fell down, and for a while

Crying bitterly.

"..."

What did I say and you were wrong? Although it is indeed your fault!

Is it a family tradition? Do your family members like to cry like this?

"The female donor..."

"Master, there's no need to say anything! It's my fault! Woohoo!"

"..."

Female donor, can you let me say a word...

Chen Yi wiped the non-existent cold sweat on his forehead and was secretly shocked.

Isn’t this magical power too powerful?

He originally thought that the function of this magical power was to make his words more convincing, but he didn't expect that just by speaking out, he would directly make people repent...

Looking at the people eating melons around them, they also looked heavy, amazed and moved.

From time to time, there were several compliments. It turned out that this bald man was really a monk, and he was also an accomplished monk.

Why, this is not the Lotus Flower with Brilliant Tongue, this is an evil skill!

"The female donor..."

"Pia!"

Chen Yi spoke again, but unexpectedly, the aunt wiped away her tears, gritted her teeth, turned around and slapped her loudly, hard on the naughty boy's fat and round face, making the fat face tremble.

The naughty kid was dumbfounded, and so was Chen Yi.

"Master is right. This child has been spoiled by me. I will definitely educate him in the future and let him grow up healthily and upright!"

As he spoke, he looked back at the naughty kid with a vicious light in his eyes.

"..."

The naughty child puckered his lips and wanted to cry, but he didn't dare to cry when he looked at the scary grandma he had never seen before. Tears kept rolling in his little eyes, but he didn't dare to run out.

Chen Yi was about to cry. What did I say? How could I say it right?

The power of the Tongue Lotus Flower was so terrifying that Chen Yizhen was a little scared. Soon people said that he was engaged in a cult movement, inciting the masses, and instigating a fifty-year-old aunt to attack a six-year-old fat boy. What should I do?

"Gudu..."

"Um... there is no end to the sea of ​​suffering. Since the female donor knows that repentance is a great good deed, then I will leave now if I have anything else to do, little monk!"

Chen Yi finished speaking in one breath without giving anyone a chance to interrupt, for fear of hearing the aunt's "I was wrong!" again. As soon as he finished speaking, he immediately turned around and wanted to run away.

Just as he turned around, a hand flashed out, and his cassock suddenly tightened. Chen Yi's heart also tightened, and his eyes flashed: "What?"

The aunt's eyes flashed fiercely: "You can't leave!"

"What do you want to do!" Chen Yi was alert.

In broad daylight, with everything clear and clear, do you still want to kidnap the little fresh meat?

The aunt let go of her cassock and jumped in front of Chen Yi with a kind smile on her face: "Master, you haven't given me your contact information and address yet! Which temple do you belong to? I have to go to burn incense often and ask the master for guidance.

!”

"Yes, yes, that's what I think too. We also need the address and contact information! Tell us quickly!"

As soon as the aunt finished speaking, the people around me immediately agreed. Although they were still a little confused, the bald man in front of them just said the Buddha's name, which made them forget many troubles but it was an indisputable fact.

Even though I find it very unbelievable and even ridiculous, I still have a sense of unreasonable conviction in my heart, thinking that Chen Yizhen is an enlightened monk.

Many people have actually begun to become somewhat religious.

Forget those uncles and aunties who are so easy to fool, what's going on with you ladies? Are you so excited?

"..."

Looking at the girls with gleaming eyes, who were about to pounce on him, wishing to eat him, Chen Yi stiffly twitched the corner of his mouth: "Uh... Actually, the little monk is just a young monk, a part-time professional... cough

, a psychological counselor, not an eminent monk."

He still doesn't dare to use the name of an eminent monk, it's so scary...

Let’s talk about the psychiatrist. He is not qualified yet and has already planned to resign, let alone.

The most important thing is that he cannot lie.

As for the psychological counselor, that’s not lying, right?

Before he had the idea of ​​resigning, he had originally planned to open a psychological counseling clinic of his own.

Of course, this can't be done casually, but he just has his own way.

After all, no matter how good his martial arts skills are, he still has to eat enough, especially when he finds that his appetite has greatly increased and realizes that he may not be able to feed himself...

Now he is even more determined about this idea, because the magical power of Lotus Tongue is so powerful! It is so suitable for his career plan!

"Oh! This is the true master!"

"How do you say that?"

"Why is it hidden in the city? Even if a thousand-year-old ancient temple is listed on the market, how can we not allow a master to come out and open a clinic? At least we can help the world and save people."

"That's right!"

Scream? You are quite educated.

The crowd praised him desperately, but Chen Yi's face turned dark.

Can’t you still take off the title of master?

Chen Yi was so harassed by a group of enthusiastic temporary believers that he had no choice but to set up a WeChat group and bring everyone in.

Then he ran away without caring about anything else.

I'm so hungry, is this considered the development of a x-religious organization?

Before leaving, Chen Yi still had an idea in his heart.

He ran away without a trace, but at the corner, Chen Yi came back again, bending down behind a shelf and peeking at the group of people eating melons.

Damn, his shopping cart hasn't been taken away yet.

Not long after he slipped away from the melon-eaters, someone suddenly started talking strangely.

"Huh? Strange, why did I feel so comfortable just now?"

"Don't say it, I am too."

"Yes, it's like taking a bath in a hot spring."

"Could it be that master who knew magic?" A middle-aged man asked in horror.

"Fart! How can Master know magic? Even if he knows it, it's still Buddhism!" An aunt sprayed him in the face, and most of the others also looked in deep agreement.

The naughty grandma in the crowd who first spat on Chen Yi was looking at her grandson with a complex expression. From time to time, a trace of hesitation and fierce struggle flashed across her face. The naughty kid looked at her grandma beside him.

His face changed, and he felt extremely frightened.

The aunt's face flashed back and forth, and finally it turned into a firm and ruthless expression as if she had made up her mind. The naughty child was also excited. He had a feeling that he might not have a good life in the future.

The tears that were originally rolling in her little eyes could no longer be controlled and rolled out, and she started crying again.
Chapter completed!