When he got home, Chen Yi threw the "Peerless Secret Book" aside.

I opened the refrigerator, took out a bottle of Feizhai Happy Water, the extra-large bottle, raised my head, put it in my mouth, and drank it.

"Ha~"

"Cool!"

Half a bottle of Happy Water was poured in, and the cool feeling spread from his throat to his stomach, which finally relieved his spirit, which had been tense for so long.

His whole body became limp.

I just wanted to take a bath first and then relax.

He took off his cassock and threw it to the side, but after taking only two steps, he was suddenly startled.

"What the hell?"

The cassock that he had just taken off was actually put on again.

"What kind of evil moth are you doing again?"

Chen Yi is really about to cry. He has encountered enough things every day. If he does it again, he will really go crazy.

He tore off the cassock again, and in the blink of an eye, it was on his body again, as if it had never left his body.

Just as I was filled with panic and doubts, the gray curtain emerged again:

[Living up to the Tathagata: In this world, we can live up to both the Dharma and the Tathagata. How can we live up to the Tathagata or you? Reflect on the fact that anyone who has a heart that harms the holy life has never been so smart. If I take off my cassock, I can’t go west; if I put on my cassock, I can’t love you. In this life, you

Put on a cassock for me and send me to the west. In the next life, I will realize the Tathagata. I will not ask for rebirth or ask about the next life. Even if I live for thousands of years, I will not fall into reincarnation. I will just live here and you will be with me for the rest of my life. If you violate this oath,

The fall will be endless, and there will never be an exit. Vow·Chen Yi]

[In this state, you will never be able to take off your cassock. The only time you are emotionally moved is when your cassock falls off. (Reminder: If your cassock falls off before you achieve Tathagata, you will fall forever.)]

"..."

He couldn't understand the words on the gray screen, but the general meaning was clear.

It's a lot of nonsense, but the translation is just one sentence: He has to wear a cassock all his life, and he can't take it off even when taking a bath! If he takes it off, he will go to hell! If he can't fall in love, he will go to hell!

Chen Yihao was silent for a while...

The lips slowly trembled, then the face, then the body...

Angry!

Hey, I can't even curse someone, I'm so angry that my whole body is shaking.

After shaking for a long time, I stopped breathing heavily, with a look of sadness and anger on my face...

He had seen it on the gray screen before, but the situation at that time did not allow him to study it one by one.

But he never thought that this was such a thing!

There’s also his signature on the back?

What does it mean? He made this oath himself?

What the hell? Even if I didn’t have a problem with my head, I wouldn’t have deceived myself like this!

"When did I say this?"

How can someone be innocent out of thin air?

Is there any way to play like this?

It's okay if you just can't take off the cassock, but you not only don't let me use the gun, but now you don't even let me move my heart. Is that too much? Are you trying to kill me?

What is the difference between this and becoming a eunuch? As a man, and a man as stunningly handsome as he is, how can he not be sad if he is forced to be a eunuch?

No! The eunuchs are better than him. At least they can talk about their hearts and ideals with the maids and nobles. What about him?

I haven’t been in love yet!

Chen Yi didn't believe in evil, so he rushed into the bathroom, ripped off his cassock, crumpled it into a ball, and regardless of whether it was a treasure he had brought back at a "big price", he stuffed it into the toilet and turned on the water valve...

"Crash..."

"Huh~" The world has become quiet...

"!!?"

Chen Yicai took a breath and lowered his head to see that the cassock was intact on his body!

"I don't believe it!"

Bang Bang Bang rushed into the bedroom again and pulled out a pair of large scissors.

I cut! I cut! Cut, cut, cut!

…

Ten minutes later, Chen Yi staggered and staggered back a few steps. With a look of despair on his face, he slumped down on the ground and leaned against the wall.

"My kingdom...my beauties...my harem of three thousand beauties...are just gone..."

The sound of crying was heard, which made the listeners sad and the listeners shed tears.

Can you not cry? I have tried every means possible, including running water, cutting with knives, and burning. But there is nothing I can do with this tattered cassock.

This "eunuch" is destined to be...

In one day, he encountered too many things, and he was exhausted both physically and mentally. As he kept thinking about it, he tilted his head and fell asleep.

I don’t know how long it took, but I was woken up by a cell phone ringing.

"Well..."

Chen Yi rubbed his eyes irritably, took a look at the phone, answered the call, and said coldly: "Give you 10 seconds, if there is no reasonable explanation, I will let you know that I disturbed a handsome man from his sleep.

It will be so ugly to die when you wake up."

"Fuck! Did you take some gunpowder?" A young man's voice came from the mobile phone.

"If you want to eat, I can feed you, there are still 7 seconds."

Chen Yimo replied coldly and emotionally.

"Neuropathy!"

The person on the other side cursed and said, "I said you're not going to work? I just passed by the psychiatry department and saw that the bald man in your department was fuming."

"..."

"Hello? Hello? Why aren't you talking? Is the signal bad?"

The man shouted into the phone, but there was no sound. What was strange was that he suddenly heard Chen Yi's vicious voice: "Wait to die!"

"beep!"

Chen Yi threw the phone away angrily.

mmp! If you scold a bald man in front of a monk, your brothers will be beaten to death!

In the corridor of the inpatient building of the city hospital, a young man in a white coat was holding a mobile phone with a confused look on his face: "It's inexplicable..."

He could never imagine how sensitive and irritable a handsome man who had just been awakened from a deep sleep and who had just been deprived of both physical and psychological rights would be.

Throwing down his phone, Chen Yi suddenly realized: "I'm not a monk!"

Really, I was so pissed off.

After sleeping all night against the wall, Chen Yi, who was sore and full of pain, stood up against the wall. He wanted to take a shower as a habit, but when he touched his body, he thought of something he couldn't bear to look back on.

But it was sad that he suddenly found that his body was really clean.

The blood stains on his neck had dried long ago, but it didn't leave any traces on his clothes. Not only that, there wasn't even a trace on his neck.

Upon closer inspection, a lot of dark red debris fell from where he was sitting, which were blood scabs that fell off his body.

Now let alone the blood stains, Chen Yi rubbed his body vigorously, and there was no trace of dirt or sweat at all.

I just remembered that the cassock and the monk's clothes on my body have the special property of avoiding dust. Wow, these properties are a bit awesome.

That's not right...

The cassock not only protects against dust, but also protects against water. Since he can't take it off, doesn't it mean that he won't be able to take a bath in the future?

As a handsome person who loves to be clean, Chen Yi expressed that he was seriously hurt again.

"Forget it, it won't get dirty anyway, so if you can't wash it, you can't wash it..."

With mental castration in front of me, the fact that I can no longer enjoy the pleasure of taking a bath is really a drastic blow.

"Right, let's go to work!"

Chen Yicai remembered the phone call just now and patted his head with a headache, but as soon as he touched his forehead with his bare and slippery hand, he immediately came to his senses.

He's still in a hair class like this?!

He is now interning in a psychiatry department, and he may not be sure whether he will be a doctor or a patient...

Forget it, I’m tired, the world is so big, I want to go see it.

Resign!

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