Chapter 03: Departure (3)(1/2)
The moon is dark and the wind is high, and you can't see your five fingers.
Spherical black shadows slowly approached.
Oh, it turned out that the dwarves were lined up in front of the arrow and preparing to attack.
The shield taller than them, the giant hammer bigger than their heads, the axe that humans can never pick up, the long double-barrel muskets that they fill in ammunition, and the large mace... One by one, the incredible weapons look so coquettish under the moonlight that can be seen by chance.
"Wait!" Bangmai suddenly raised his hand: "Incisor teeth, two o'clock! Go!"
"Yes!" The front teeth without front teeth held a hammer bigger than his head and quietly touched the stone next to him: "Report to the boss! There are no guards in the camp!"
"No guard?" Bangmai's eyes slowly narrowed into a slit, and found that things were not that simple: "Cross eyes! 11 o'clock, go up!"
He swallowed his cross-eyed eyes holding the giant hammer and quietly touched a slope next to him: "Boss... there is really no guard."
"Hey, did we really get a big leak?" Bangmai couldn't believe his ears: "Stutter! Take a look around!"
"Okay... OK!" Samba ran up quickly with a shield, crossing mountains and crossing water, and passing water, like a rolling ball.
Bangmai touched his beard and turned his head to his subordinates and said seriously: "From my experience of blocking the road and robbing for thirty years, it is impossible to camp in the dense forest without guards. Moreover, the other party is all wearing armor, which may be a trap! We need to be careful! After all, we dwarves are different from humans, we are strategy!"
"That's it!"
"Wow, the boss is really resourceful!"
The subordinates all agreed.
The fat man took out the orange and asked, "Then should we peel the orange and improve their feelings about being robbed before the fight starts?"
"No! We are sneak attacking! The time before taking action is very precious and cannot be wasted!" Bangcui said resolutely.
The fat man seemed very disappointed when he held the orange. Well, he kept thinking about this orange.
Bangmai patted his shoulder again and comforted him in a gentle tone: "It's okay, we must have reverse thinking! We can peel an orange for them after we snatch them!"
"That's great!" The fat man became happy again.
"Then I'll do a belly dance for them after the robbery!"
"I want to throw the apple!"
The other dwarves also became happy. Bangmao was very satisfied with his leadership skills.
Soon, the stuttering came back "out".
"Report to report to the boss! Really true..."
"It's really a trap?"
"Really, there is no guard!" Sambha finally finished speaking.
Everyone's eyes shook at the mallet.
"Huh? Have we met a group of idiots?" Bangchui frowned, with a look of surprise.
"It's just..." Samba started talking again.
"Just what?" All the dwarves stared at him with wide eyes, which made the stutter even more nervous.
After a long time, another word "全" came out, "全".
"The horse? The one riding?"
Just when he was stuttering, the cross-eye and front teeth next to him had already demonstrated. The cross-eye was lying on the ground, and the front teeth rode on him. He also "hissed".
"Or the one who drinks milk?"
Oh, this paragraph cannot be described, it will be 404 when described.
"Horse, many horses, riders, there are no guards, only horses, horses and horses!"
The blue moon in the sky slowly poked out from behind the clouds.
Bangmai was suspicious and immediately turned around and climbed up the hillside, looking into the direction of the camp through the moonlight. Sure enough, there were many horses, and they were all walking around, not tied up like ordinary horses.
"Boss, what should I do? It looks like a trap!" Not long after I woke up, the bandage that had been wrapped around my nose squeezed to the side of the mallet.
Turning back, Bangmai shrank his head back, sat down against the slope, carefully sorted out his thoughts, and said, "My first reaction just now, this must be a trap. After all, who would be so stupid that he would camp in a strange place, there were not even people on the night? There were so many of them, no matter how they were, they wouldn't be missing someone on the night, right? But I thought about it and felt that my guess might be wrong. Why? Because they are humans, not dwarfs. Humans often do some incredible things. We should think from the perspective of others. From our perspective, things that cannot be understood are actually very ordinary from the perspective of humans! In addition, they do not tie horses! Well, this made me understand immediately! We met a bunch of fools! If I weren't smart, I might have missed a big customer!"
"The boss is really... so smart!" The dwarves exclaimed.
Seeing that his younger brothers were full of admiration for him, Bangmai smiled proudly.
"Collection of intelligence before the war is the most important part of all work, and it is more important than what happened after the war! The accuracy of intelligence directly determines whether the battle is going smoothly! Sometimes it can even determine the success or failure of the battle! Now, we have completed the most important part and determined that we are dealing with a group of fools, and the next thing will be easier." Bangcui said righteously: "Now, we only need to steal them! Then we should throw the apple and throw the apple, and it is time to manicure the manicure!"
"Yeah!" the dwarves cheered.
...
Gray sat in his tent and listened from a distance.
"I seemed to hear someone cheering outside, as if it were those dwarves."
"Don't be distracted! You can't be absent when studying, do you know?"
"But I really heard it."
Vivian slapped the table and said righteously: "If you study, you must study with peace of mind! Be focused! Don't worry about anything outside! You are so distracted. How do I expect you to become a great knight who is famous throughout the continent? How can you strengthen your faith? This will give succubus like me an opportunity to take advantage of! How can you uphold justice? How can you bring hope to the world!"
Catherine held the Bible and looked at Vivian with a dull look.
The black cat also looked dull.
"Run!"
There was a noise outside, and Jones lifted the curtain of the camp and rushed in: "Not good! Someone attacked the camp!"
"Can you solve it yourself?" Vivian asked without looking back.
"Can...can."
"Then solve it yourself, let's talk about anything tomorrow. The Paladin is studying hard, don't disturb him. There is nothing more important than learning and firm belief!"
"Oh... OK." Jones went out in shame again.
"Which section was just mentioned?" Vivian turned around and said to Catherine, "Switch on, don't stop!"
Catherine was holding the Bible, a little overwhelmed.
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"Damn, what the hell are these horses? Why are they so powerful!" This was the sound of the mallet.
"These guys' armor is so hard, I'm so excited!" This was the cross-eyed voice.
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"How come there are so many dwarves! What do you want to do?" This was Carl's voice.
"Robbery! (Snatch and grab!)" the dwarves shouted in unison.
"These guys are too rough and thick! It's a bit difficult not to kill them!" This was Jones' voice.
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"We are starting to gain the upper hand! We are starting to gain the upper hand!" This is the sound of front teeth.
"Get the upper hand! The boss asked them to tie them up!" This was the voice of a dwarf.
...
Dora, in armor, rushed into Gray's tent with a fat man lying on her back, and then went out from the other side of the tent.
Vivian said seriously to Gray who was already a little restless: "Don't be distracted. You must know that only the faith in your heart is the most important thing!"
Grey nodded blankly and continued to study hard.
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"Can you please be quiet? You can't let people sleep!" This was Shelley's voice.
"Oh, OK! Miss Shelley!" This was Carl's voice: "Everyone is quiet!"
"Can't you kill them cleanly?" This was Andrew's voice.
"The short dwarf will never give up! Go!" The stuttering voice echoed among the mountains and forests at night.
"Do you know that you have affected the Paladin's learning?" Vivian shouted angrily: "Whoever calls out loud first!"
"Yes!" The Silver Moon Knights responded in unison.
"Bang!" This is the sound of a musket.
"Don't come over! It was just a fire, it was really a fire! Don't come over!" I don't know whose voice it was.
...
"Wow! The boss ran away!"
...
"Wow! Boss! Are you back to save us?"
"He was just caught back!"
To be continued...