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Chapter 346 You are sick!

Chapter 346: You are sick,

In the hot summer, it is no different from roasting pigs. However, the people coming in and out of the amusement park are very crowded. However, these people are all wearing skirts or even vests. Only at the door, there are two guys. Wearing a long-sleeved robe gives people a "dazzling" feeling.

These two people were dressed in very weird ways, and they kept staring at the people passing by. Although they were hidden, there was no airtight wall, so they were still discovered by some people, and they looked at each other with contempt. , and left quickly,

"Brother, have you found anyone who is sick?" Tan Zhonglu wiped his sweat and asked,

"Not so far. Most of them have minor symptoms and are probably of no use. After all, the condition of Brother Luo I rescued last night was quite serious. At least we have to find patients with serious conditions before we can start."

Ye Yun pondered for a moment and said seriously,

"It makes sense." Tan Zhonglu nodded as if he understood, "How about we go to the shade over there. It's too hot here. I'm afraid that if the patient isn't found, I'll suffer from heatstroke first."

Ye Yun rolled his eyes and warned, "We are masters of the hidden world. We must be calm in everything. The heat is nothing. I feel it is better this way. Think about it, no one wants to stand in the sun just because of the heat. As for us, if we do the opposite quietly, we can attract attention, and those people may discover our differences. Then I will show off my skills, and the patient will not be easy to catch."

"Brother, what you said makes so much sense." Tan Zhonglu looked at Ye Yun cautiously, "However, I have already discovered two patients."

"Where is it?" Ye Yun's eyes lit up and he asked,

"That's us."

"Why do you say that."

"Because a lot of people are pointing fingers at us and saying we are crazy. Brother, didn't you hear?" Tan Zhonglu said with a bitter face.

"Tsk, what does this mean? A reclusive master must have the demeanor of a master. He must be able to remain calm even if Mount Tai collapses in front of him. He must be calm and calm."

Ye Yun shook his head indifferently,

"Oh." Tan Zhonglu nodded, and then the two of them continued to sit cross-legged on the ground, looking for the patient.

Immediately, Ye Yun's eyes suddenly lit up, and he looked at a woman walking opposite with a look of surprise. This woman was probably in her twenties, wearing a slightly revealing long dress, and she was quite beautiful, but Her figure was so hot that even Ye Yun couldn't help but admire her,

Of course, this is not the point. What is important is that this woman is sick. Although it is just a very common stomach problem, Ye Yun, with his sharp eyesight, immediately discovered that this woman's stomach problem is extraordinary. If not treated as soon as possible, it may lead to gastric cancer.

At that time, my balls hurt,

Although Ye Yun is not the person he is now, he has read a lot of books in his spare time, including some medical history, and he knows that this cancer is not easy to treat.

And what he was looking for was someone with a serious illness. This woman now became his target.

"Miss, please wait a moment." Ye Yun saw the sick woman walking away from the side, and he quickly shouted,

When Tan Zhonglu saw Ye Yun speaking, his energy suddenly surged, and he pretended to be enigmatic, looking at the woman whom Ye Yun had stopped,

"You, call me." The woman turned around and looked around, and finally locked her eyes on Ye Yun and Tan Zhong's Lu, and asked doubtfully,

"That's right, it's me." Ye Yun nodded lightly, waved his sleeves, and stood up, looking very chic.

"Is something wrong?" The woman looked at Ye Yun up and down, and immediately frowned. No matter how she looked at it, she felt that these two guys were a bit strange. Not only were they dressed like this on a hot day, but they were still sitting in the sun.

You said you are a monk, but you still have hair on your hair. What a strange couple.

Thinking of this, a smile appeared on the corner of the woman's mouth, and she looked at Ye Yun and Tan Zhonglu with interest.

Ye Yun was relieved when he saw that the woman didn't turn around and left. Then he touched his nose and said, "It's better to say that you have something to say than I have something to do."

"Why is this?" The woman became confused and asked.

"Because you are sick." Ye Yun looked at the woman calmly,

When the woman heard this, her face was startled, and then she became uneasy.

Of course, Ye Yun noticed the woman's expression, but he didn't care at all, and planned to show off his skills, "Have you had frequent pain in your stomach recently, or even nausea, insomnia, etc. I'm right, because you don't just have stomach problems. , it may become stomach cancer and must be treated immediately. I think you and I are destined, so I will help you once and treat you for free."

After saying that, Ye Yun put his hands behind his back and stopped looking at the woman. He believed that the woman would open her mouth in surprise and ask, "How do you know? It's so amazing."

"Yes, my elder brother said you are sick, so you are sick. It is stomach cancer and must be treated." Tan Zhonglu also nodded calmly,

The woman's expression was unpredictable, and then she held her stomach and couldn't help but said, "You are so accurate. I just feel nauseated and insomnia."

"Haha, that's natural. My eldest brother is a miracle doctor. He says that medicine can cure diseases. My eldest brother doesn't even need medicine, but he can cure the world. What kind of stomach cancer you have is completely trivial." Tan Zhonglu straightened up proudly. chest,

"Really?" The woman's eyes flashed with disdain, and her face suddenly changed, "I think you are the only ones who have stomach cancer, and your whole family has stomach cancer."

"Uh." Ye Yun and Tan Zhonglu were stunned and looked at the woman in surprise,

"What are you looking at? I'm just two months pregnant. It's not normal for me to feel nauseated. You actually cursed me with stomach cancer." The woman became angrier and angrier as she thought about it, and suddenly she flew into a rage. "I can tell you are bastards and psychopaths right away, so get out of here." , it’s really unlucky.”

After saying that, the woman touched her belly, cursed and left.

"Pregnant." Ye Yun and Tan Zhonglu looked at each other and looked at the woman carefully. Not to mention, her belly was really a bit big.

Ye Yun's face also became embarrassed. In order to find a patient, he actually ignored the woman's pregnancy. However, this woman was really sick. He did find out, "Miss, listen to me, you are really sick." .”

"Nah, your mother is the only one who is sick." The woman turned around and glared at Ye Yun fiercely, then left quickly.

This scene was obviously seen by people passing by. They all looked at Ye Yun and Tan Zhonglu with contempt, "Damn it, if you want to strike up a conversation, don't do this. It's really unskilled."

"Failed." Tan Zhonglu sat down dejectedly.

"Calm down, calm down." Ye Yun took a deep breath, looked around at the people laughing at them, shrugged, sat down, and slowly closed his eyes.

Seeing that Ye Yun and the two were scolding each other, the people around them lost interest and slowly left.

Time passed slowly in the dark, Ye Yun and Qin Zhonglu sat cross-legged under the sun with great perseverance,

Soon, Ye Yun found the target again. In order to avoid the previous misunderstanding, he did it very carefully. After making sure it was correct, he said, "Girl, Qing Liubu, you are sick, do you feel..."

"Sick of you, mother, go away now. Are you trying to mislead my girlfriend? Believe it or not, I will beat you up."

Before Ye Yun finished speaking, a tall guy rushed out and stared at Ye Yun fiercely,

"Uh, I'm not sick, I'm not sick, please come." Ye Yun said with a flattering smile,

"Crazy." The man and the woman held their tongues in disdain, and then left.

"Failed again." Tan Zhonglu said, holding his cheeks against the sun,

Ye Yun continued to look for patients,

"This beauty, you have a hidden illness." Ye Yun said righteously,

"..." The beauty left without even looking at Ye Yun.

"Failed again." Tan Zhonglu said listlessly,

"Auntie, you are sick."

"It's your ancestor's disease."

"Old man, you are sick. Come, let's discuss it slowly. Don't worry, I won't take your money." Ye Yun smiled patiently,

"Ah, what are you talking about? Young man, what are you talking about? I am deaf and cannot hear you."

"It's okay, you can go..." Ye Yun stepped aside speechlessly,

"Little sister, you are sick. Let me treat you. I will buy candy for you to eat." Ye Yun showed a gentle smile and squatted in front of a four-year-old girl and said with a smile,

"Really, okay, okay, I want to eat candy." The little girl clapped her hands and said happily,

"Well, then you close your eyes and I'm going to use this skill..." Ye Yun was overjoyed.

"Bastard, what are you doing? You're such a beast. You can even fool a child. I'm going to call the police and arrest you." A fat lady, shaking all her fat, stood in front of Ye Yun and shouted,

Suddenly, Ye Yun felt as if the sun had set. He had the illusion that a tengu was eating the sun. Ye Yun was startled. He slowly raised his head and saw a huge thing on his head. This aunt had at least four Five hundred pounds of fat,

"No, no, I just saw how cute the little girl is. I...I want to buy candy for him to eat," Ye Yun opened his mouth with difficulty and said, then took out a hundred yuan worth of money and handed it to the little girl,

"Huh, you know what's going on, Xiaomei, let's go." The aunt glared at Ye Yun, then pulled the child away.

It wasn't until the aunt disappeared in front of him that Ye Yun swallowed his breath. He was sweating in his heart. He didn't expect such a huge giant in the world. He shook his head hard and Ye Yun finally came to his senses. "Oh, there is no way to go on like this. We have to change." Strategy."

"Oh, failure, failure, always failure." Tan Zhonglu was already lying on the ground, "Brother, what should we do now?"

"Let me think about it." Ye Yun also frowned. He didn't expect that he couldn't even treat a single patient all morning. Even though he knew there was some trouble before he came, it was only at this time that he realized that it was very troublesome. No one believed him,

"Forget it, it seems we have to make a long-term plan. It's getting late now. Let's go have a meal first and come back in the afternoon." Ye Yun pondered for a moment, looked at the sky and said,

"Come back." Hearing this, Qin Zhonglu immediately collapsed, "Brother, treat me first."
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