"Quick, Dragonfly, come here and help me, this kid is too heavy." "Yuanzheng, please keep your voice down!"

Late at night, the Yangtze River was turbulent and freezing.

A few sneaky figures of people were carrying something and moving step by step towards the riverside.

Plop.

Suddenly a figure fell to the ground.

"No, Blu-ray fell down." The previous voice sounded, somewhat urgently.

"Leave me alone, throw this kid into the river first!" the man who fell to the ground screamed.

"But..."

"I told you to leave me alone. If this kid dares to eunuch on our channel seventy times, he must die!"

"Okay!" In the darkness, there was a rapid gasp, as if he had made up his mind, and he resolutely carried the sack and continued towards the river.

"Dragonfly, this is my first time doing this. Do you think this kid won't float if he is thrown into the river?"

By the river, the cold wind was howling. Yuanzheng finally lit a cigarette, took a deep breath, and spoke slowly.

"How do I know? It shouldn't be possible. It's my first time too." The man named Dragonfly swallowed.

"Then why don't we tie a few bricks to the sack?" Yuanzheng turned around and asked.

"Isn't this... too cruel?" Dragonfly couldn't bear it. After all, the boy in the sack had been under his command for several years, and he had some feelings for him.

"This is still cruel. Then the editors of other channels should not be cruel. There are so many people in the whole channel, why let our channel do it?" Yuanzheng took a sip, kept the cigarette butt under his feet, and stepped on it a few times.

"Yeah, I'm also curious about why even though this guy is already so angry, we are still the only ones willing to sink him in the whole channel." Dragonfly scratched his head, a little puzzled.

"Oh," Yuan Zheng said with disdain, "This guy gave gifts to those people. He signed a copy of Eunuch's Book, saying that if he collected all the ninety-nine and eighty-one pieces, he would become a god, but he switched to another channel midway.

I was afraid that the editors would not accept the article, so I gave everyone a big gift."

"What kind of gift?" Dragonfly asked curiously.

"Inflatable doll."

"hiss..."

"Expedition, I suddenly felt that it was right to tie a few bricks." Dragonfly said seriously.

"You finally figured it out," Yuan Zheng said with a smile, "How many pieces will you tie?"

"Don't he like the ninety-nine to be one? Just tie it to nine yuan."

"Nine yuan, that's too harsh." Yuan Zheng said in shock: "Besides, he hasn't signed a contract for his eighty-first novel yet, so at most it's eighty."

"What, he still dares to publish a book, what is the name of the book?"

"When the author of the attack hits the street eighty times."

Dragonfly: "I suddenly felt that nine is not good and unlucky, and I like pairs rather than singles, so I will tie an eighty-eight brick to him."

...

In the dim room, Li He opened his eyes and felt a little dull for a moment.

The constant pain in his mind made him sober.

"Who am I and where am I?"

"Remember me, I am the writer of the Destination website, known as Li He, the general manager."

Because he wrote eighty signed novels in a row, he set a Gillis world record. However, when he came out after receiving the award, he was suddenly put in a sack. As for what happened next, he didn't remember much.

He vaguely remembered that when he was put into the sack, there were guys named Dragonfly and Blue Light talking in his ear.

"Impossible!" Li He shook his head violently.

He knew clearly about Dragonfly and Blu-ray. They were both editors of the terminal website. They treated him as his own son, so how could they harm him.

Take daily life as an example, in order to train himself, Dragonfly didn't say a word to him for three years, just so that Li He could grow up and get rid of his identity as a street fighter as soon as possible.

There is also Blu-ray. I signed a contract with him for about thirty or forty novels, but the other party broke the contract with great perseverance and did not give him any recommendations. He would rather be punished than Li He lose himself because of some mosquito recommendations.

Besides, men should improve themselves. As long as their novels are well written, they can still become gods even if they are not recommended.

Dragonfly and Blu-ray are both good people, there is no way they would do such a thing.

At this thought, Li He gradually came back to his senses, "It seems that someone pretended to be Blue Light Dragonfly and wanted to sow discord between me and them."

"But you don't want to think about who I am. I am Li He, the chief certification manager of the terminal website." Li He snorted coldly.

At this time, he raised his head and began to look at the surrounding environment. He vaguely remembered that he seemed to be sinking into the river at that time, but he is still alive now. According to the style of the terminal website, he now has two situations.

One is to go down to the underworld, and the other is to travel through time.

I don’t have beef-headed horse noodles, Naiheqiao Mengpo soup or anything like that around me, so I rule out the first one first.

Then there was only the second one left. Li He frowned and slowly got up. After settling for a while, he whispered into the void: "System?"

"Ding, the system is here."

There was a soft sound, and Li He smiled. He had indeed traveled through time, and even the necessary golden fingers were ready.

"laid back."

Li He scratched his head and added the system of time travel. This is the script of Destiny's Child. I just don't know what world he is traveling through, low martial arts or high martial arts?

"System, where is this place?" Li He asked. There is a ready-made universal butler, so there is no need to waste more.

"You start with a knife, and all the equipment depends on cutting the world." The system's mechanical voice sounded.

"What the hell?" Li He was confused.

"What kind of world is this? Wait, why is this the same name as the first novel I wrote?" Li He stared as if he thought of something.

He quickly opened the system interface and saw the answer he didn't want to see on it.

Host: Li He

Intelligence:80

Strength:5(10)

Speed:4(10)

The world you are currently in: You start with a knife, and all equipment depends on cutting (from the world of the first novel by Li He, a writer on the Destination website)

System mission: Because of Li He's eunuch, the world has undergone unknown changes and will be destroyed after a period of time. The source of destruction is Ailigua. The host must save the protagonist and stop Ailigua (a small reminder, saving the protagonist also means saving yourself).

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"What a sin." Li He covered his face.

Sure enough, you will have to pay it back sooner or later if you come out to hang out. If there are too many eunuchs, you will have to cross over sooner or later.

It stands to reason that this world is Li He's novel world. He should know this world well and have a God's perspective. No task can be difficult for him.

But things were not like that at all. As Li He's first contracted novel, he seemed to have caught up with the trend at the time, and it was written like garbage, but it was inexplicably signed.

The trend at that time was zombies, and Li He's zombie writing was not comparable to those of the glamorous craftsmen outside. In order to show that he was literate, Li He searched for information on XX and X.com for a month.

The final result is that if zombies break out in the real world, you only need to lock yourself in the security door, play a few games, eat chicken, and then go out for a walk, because for the country, zombies are too weak.

When Li He saw it, it was okay. The zombies he wrote couldn't be so weak. They had to be able to fight ten of them anyway, so Li He added countless settings to it in a completely self-indulgent way.

Zombies can fly, zombies are immune to heat weapons, zombies can give birth to children... Well, this does not count. In short, in the end, it will be no problem for him to kill ten zombies, but what about humans?

There is no country in this world. There are only ten major organizations that control the destiny of mankind. Their combat effectiveness is similar to that in the real world. He also wants to strengthen mankind, but he can't think of it. Humans are powerful and zombies must be even more powerful.

If the zombies are more powerful, do humans have to be stronger? How can we write about the zombies rubbing the earth after we put the matryoshka doll in this way?

So this world is a tragedy. A zombie attacks a strong human being. Fortunately, Li He has not reached the point of being crazy and gives human beings some ways to survive. The zombies will explode their equipment after they die.

Unexpectedly, the author can do whatever he wants. He can kill zombies that cannot be killed by hot weapons, and the equipment used by these zombies to explode is also all kinds of weird.

Healing potion, restorative potion, twig, dragon-slaying knife?

For Li He, these are just his own pranks. Cutting zombies and exploding equipment is just like playing games.

But for humans in this world, all this is real. They don't know why zombies explode equipment, but they know that these equipment can save their lives.

Zombies that nuclear bombs cannot kill, zombies can.

Now the problem comes, Li He has to grow the melons himself.

"I love Ligua." Li He sighed softly. Although it has been several years since he wrote this novel and he has forgotten many plots, he still remembers the final boss.

Alice, the Queen of the Zombies, has a very random name. Alice's silk is changed to a melon because Li He loves to eat melons.

"I'm so fucking depressed."

Li He let out a long sigh, "System, do you have other functions besides this page, such as rubbing nuclear bombs with your hands? Oh, nuclear bombs are useless, such as turning into a melon?"

"If the host wants to eat a melon, go out and turn left two streets away and a predator will burst out a magic melon." The system's voice was still very cold.

"What, can you detect what zombies explode?" Li He was startled, but he quickly realized what he was doing and almost laughed to the sky.

Sure enough, there is no perfect path, Lu Yao knows Ma Li, you are really awesome.
To be continued...