Chapter 1868
There have been a lot of people in Dongzhen recently.
An old lady appeared out of nowhere. She was very funny. She had deep wrinkles and folds on her face, and her back was stooped. She felt like she was going to die soon.
It's just that her hair is...a little weird.
Obviously, when I saw her in the morning, her hair was still silver-white, but in the afternoon it suddenly turned golden, and the next day it turned bright red, as if she had been poisoned.
"Kid, look at my hair, isn't it beautiful?"
Luo Yin lowered her voice and imitated the old man's trembling appearance, dangling on the street with a cane, as if he would fall to the ground in the next moment.
The children looked at her timidly, fearing that she would lose her balance and fall on them, pushing them down and keeping them far away from her.
"Grandma, why has your hair changed color again? When I saw you yesterday, your hair was not like this..."
There is great doubt hidden in the child's small eyes.
"Because I am a magician, I can change the color of my hair at will." Grandma Luo said matter-of-factly.
When the child heard this, he said "Wow" with great admiration, and his eyes suddenly lit up, "Magician, it's so amazing. Can you turn it into blue right away?"
"that's not allowed."
Luo Yin stretched out a finger and waved it in front of them in a pretentious manner, "I can only change my hair into three colors, silver white, golden yellow, and bright red."
Children have many questions, "Why?"
nonsense.
Because of you magician grandma, I only brought these three wigs.
Luo Yin continued to fool the children, "Because these three colors are beautiful. Look at me, grandma, am I very beautiful? Is there any legendary beauty like Saint Yilan?"
The children looked at her seriously and shook their heads.
"Not pretty."
"Grandma is a little old and a little ugly."
"How could grandma be as beautiful as Saint Yilan? Saint Yilan is the most beautiful woman in the world."
"..."
After three kills in a row, Luo Yin could no longer keep the fake smile on her face.
Children nowadays are so unlovable, they actually call her ugly! What look in her eyes? She is the most beautiful woman in the world, okay?
Luo Yin straightened up, especially wanting to lift her wig and tell these little brats that I used to be the Saint of Elan!
Now she has been promoted to become the Holy Maiden of Yilan and her mother!
But the children did not give her a chance to prove herself. They ran away together, saying as they walked, "Go home quickly. My grandma said that there is an old witch who eats children. I think she is probably the one who eats children."
!”
"What? I'm an old witch?"
Luo Yin exploded when she heard this, "Who is the old witch? Come back and tell me clearly..."
"Ah, the old witch is going to eat the child, run quickly——"
Seeing that Luo Yin was about to catch up, the children were so frightened that they ran away and disappeared in a flash.
"Why are you running? Come back to me..."
Luo Yin wanted to chase, but was hugged by Nan Ningsong. He had witnessed the whole process and was holding back his laughter. Now he couldn't hold it in anymore, and his fake beard kept shaking with laughter.
"You're laughing your ass off!"
Luo Yin was so angry that she couldn't find the right person, so she took it all out on Nan Ningsong, "You heard what they said about me, they just said I was old, but they actually said I was ugly because I wore makeup for a long time.
, don’t old ladies have to look like this? They have the ability to live to this age. Let’s stand together and compare ourselves. I am definitely more beautiful than them! ...You are still laughing, don’t laugh!”
Chapter completed!