Chapter 1 UFO is crazy
"Yangzi, Jianghu is in an emergency! No. 67, Baihua Lane, Xicheng. Someone called your name and insisted on seeing you go on stage and torment. The leader said that if you don't come right away, I will be fired. If you...
If you have a conscience, come quickly!"
"Hazy, I really don't know if you are my real mother! Now I am studying at night, and the college entrance examination will be in two months. I need to study, so I better not follow you to perform some bullshit show. I told you before
All over, what I call hip-hop is not tossing on the ground, okay?"
"My child, you are my biological father! As long as you come to perform an extra show, the owner of the wedding will give you an extra one hundred yuan! If you don't come, I'll be fucked here for two days and two nights.
You can’t even get a penny! Don’t talk so much nonsense, be quick and hurry up, when you get to Baihua Lane, you just need to see the one with the big red word “Happy” on it and you’re right there!”
"Mom, can I not go?"
"You stupid bastard, if you dare not come, I will come to your school immediately, grab your ears and catch you! Aren't you afraid of losing face in front of your classmates? I will make you lose face!"
"My biological mother, considering that I owe you in my previous life, why don't I go? I'll be there in twenty minutes!"
Li Yang stuffed the worn-out Nokia mobile phone into his trouser pocket and packed up the textbooks on the table with a frustrated look.
Suddenly, his body was agitated, and he found that the beautiful class monitor Wang Yuxin at the table next to him was glaring at him. He quickly raised his hands and made a bow, and whispered: "Sir, monitor, please take a leave. You heard it just now, my mother asked me to perform a performance
If you don’t go to the show, my mother will be laid off immediately, so I will go out for a while and be right back in an hour!”
The name of this beautiful squad leader is Wang Yuxin. She has fair skin, slender figure, big watery eyes, ivory-like skin, a beautiful nose and white teeth, and is as beautiful as a flower. Her hair is trimmed to the ears and is neatly cut. She looks both beautiful and beautiful.
There is a hint of a strong woman who is smart and capable. She is the well-deserved campus beauty of Deyang High School and is also the monitor of Liyang.
Wang Yuxin is not only beautiful, but also very good at studying. Among the more than 400 students in eight classes in their municipal key high school, she always ranks first in every exam.
Liyang's studies were average in his first and second years of high school, but he was in a mess in his third year of high school. In the last test before the college entrance examination, he actually ranked last in the class! The class teacher was afraid that he, a black sheep, would drag down their class.
, specially transferred Wang Yuxin, who studied best, to his side to supervise his study.
"It's your unscrupulous mother who sells songs on the street again. She wants you to perform in a show? No! You just stay here and endorse me now! If you don't know how to memorize these 100 English words, don't even think about resting tonight!
"Wang Yuxin scolded with a straight face.
Li Yang's face darkened and he said angrily: "What do you mean by singing on the street? My mother is also an actress in the song and dance troupe after all! If I don't go tonight, my mother will definitely come to our school and kill me!"
"Then let her come, and I will teach her a lesson in person. You are a graduating class student in high school. Studying is the most important thing. You can't delay your studies for a few dollars! It's only a hundred yuan. I'll pay for it.
Okay, now give me your honest endorsement here!"
Wang Yuxin rolled her eyes at Li Yang, reached out and took out a copy of Mao Zedong from a pink wallet, and threw it lightly on the desk in front of Li Yang.
Li Yang looked at the hundred yuan in front of him and felt a little moved in his heart.
He knew that Wang Yuxin looked harsh, but was actually a sharp-tongued person. It was for his own good to force him to endorse, but the situation at his mother's place was really special and he couldn't go without it.
After my mother was laid off from the textile factory, she finally found a job singing in a dance troupe. If she lost her job, not only would she not be able to go to school, but the family's living expenses would not be covered!
"Good monitor, I can't ask for your money. Let's memorize these 100 words together tomorrow. I really should go."
Seeing Wang Yuxin clinging to him, Li Yang got cold and stood up to run away. He smiled softly, thinking that with my skills as the runner-up in the city's hip-hop dance competition, it would be extremely easy to escape from the clutches of a little woman like you.
Unexpectedly, as soon as he took a step forward, he found that the skirt of his black school uniform was tightly held by Wang Yuxin with an angry look on his face.
Li Yang twisted his body and was about to force his way out, but found that the beautiful squad leader's hand was so strong that his clothes were almost torn, and he couldn't get away.
"Yuxin, let go! I'm really in a hurry!" Li Yang said anxiously.
"Don't let me go, just memorize the words before leaving!" Wang Yuxin refused to give in at all.
The class was packed with more than forty students, and now they all turned to look at Wang Yuxin, who was competing with Li Yang, with smiles on their faces.
"Ding-a-ding-a-ling!"
The bell rang for the end of the night self-study get out of class, and Li Yang was secretly worried. The school gate would be closed in a while, and if he didn't leave, he might not be able to leave!
He simply had an idea, and with a sudden move, he loosened his hands and took off his school uniform along his neck and collar. Then he quickly rushed to the door of the classroom, not forgetting to turn back and give Wang Yuxin a bright smile: "Thank you, class monitor, for changing my clothes."
,Farewell!"
After saying that, he ran away with a whoosh!
Wang Yuxin was so angry that she stood up, threw Li Yang's clothes on his desk, and shouted to the stunned classmates next to him: "What are you looking at? Didn't you hear the bell rang for the end of get out of class!"
Then he sat in his seat, his chest rising and falling violently, his eyes filled with tears, and he couldn't catch his breath for a long time.
Outside the window, a dark figure flashed past, and he crushed half of the cigarette in his hand, threw it heavily on the ground, and quickly stepped into a black Toyota parked in the dark.
"Drive quickly and keep up with this guy. He dares to touch my woman. He's so disgusting!" A hoarse voice sounded, the Toyota started with a buzzing sound, and he followed slowly.
The night in Southeast City is beautiful, with shadows of trees dancing under the street lights. On the dim road, Li Yang pedals his bicycle hard. At this time, he is thinking about how he will be punished by this beautiful monitor tomorrow, whether it is to do ten more math questions.
He had to memorize fifty more English words. Thinking of these, his mind got bigger.
After turning a corner, the street light in front was broken and the road was pitch black. Li Yang quickly pedaled the car and drove past. The black Toyota quickly passed by. There was a brief braking sound, the door opened, and four people got out.
Li Yang didn't feel there was anything wrong with this. Time was urgent, so he just cycled quickly. When he passed by the Toyota car, his vision suddenly went dark, and his body seemed to be covered by something!
Then he felt heavy fists and kicks hitting him, which hurt him so much that he almost lost his breath. Just when he was about to scream loudly under the rain of fists and feet, he was punched in the back of the head. He didn't know anything anymore.
….
There was a harsh sound of tires scraping against the ground, and the Toyota drove away quickly, leaving only Li Yang, who was wearing a sack, and his old bicycle.
In the outer space of the solar system, a huge disk-shaped object appeared at some point.
From the middle of the bottom layer of the disc-shaped object, an orange ray suddenly shot out. This ray only appeared for 0.01 second in this dark night, and then disappeared like lightning. It disappeared along with this ray.
, and Li Yang who was crawling on the ground just now!
This saucer-shaped object is the legendary flying saucer!
Li Yang was lying quietly on a table emitting soft white light, surrounded by several strange humanoid objects, communicating his thoughts in a way similar to brain waves.
These people are about 1.8 meters tall. Their appearance is similar to that of people on Earth, but their heads are twice as big, their eyes are twice as big, and their noses are very small. There is only a symbolic protrusion with two holes the size of sesame seeds.
Their mouths are also petite and exquisite, only half the size of those on Earth. They are aliens from tens of thousands of light years away.
These aliens wore a kind of light blue clothes that looked like leather with a metallic luster. They covered their entire body from the neck down. There was no seam on the whole body, making their figures even more slender and elegant.
Inside the flying saucer, these aliens were already walking around Li Yang's body, looking at each other frequently, and they seemed to be still having some form of communication.
Finally, they seemed to have made some kind of difficult decision. A slightly older alien with a few wrinkles on his face nodded and pointed a few times with his long fingers towards a light screen suspended in the air.
, in an instant a larger light curtain appeared, and Li Yang's head appeared on it, first the hair, then the scalp, the next layer was the skull, and finally the tender brain tissue!
These people seemed to be using an advanced technology to dissect Li Yang's body layer by layer!
At this time, Li Yang was still lying there motionless, his head was still the same, without even a single wound, but his brain tissue was now displayed in front of the aliens. What a terrifying scene it was!
There were eighteen aliens standing in front of the light screen, watching Li Yang's brain tissue. While they were watching Li Yang's brain tissue, they nodded slightly, as if commenting on which part tasted better.
Finally, the old alien clicked his fingers wildly, and a green light shot out from a small disk-shaped light group in the upper part of the hall, directly shining on Li Yang's head. For an instant, Li Yang's brain tissue on the light screen seemed to be illuminated by this evil green light.
Erosion, colorful light shines!
Suddenly, this green light began to become erratic, and even the entire flying saucer began to shake violently. The aliens standing on the floor were knocked to the ground by this sudden change. When they slowly got up,
A strange sound came from the small flying saucer-shaped light group at the upper part of the hall, which seemed to be the same as Li Yang's voice!
"Boiled fish...Zhou Xingxing...spicy...chicken shreds...Black Mountain...Old Demon...Furong...Sister...Aoi...Sora...Shark...Birthday gift...Alien...Uncle Motoyama...Who am I, who are you? Wow, you guys
Chapter completed!