Chapter 1359 Senior Brother’s helplessness!
Author: Ying Ying Xiong
"What you borrowed from me last time, what you borrowed from me last time, and what you borrowed from me last time, you haven't paid back yet!" Lu Zhanbo said angrily, stretching out his hand: "Give me back everything you owe me.
I'll lend it to you again."
Lu Ziqiao thought to herself: "I can't even get out the fifty cents I have, let alone pay back the money?"
It's a pity that Lu Zhanbo was smarter this time and refused to lend him money no matter what. He was so depressed that he wanted to do scientific experiments.
Life is so difficult.
Creak~
Zhuang Ming pushed open the door next door, but found no one, but heard a sound from inside. A low, slow-paced voice sounded in the living room.
He walked in curiously and saw a man in a black leather coat with his back to him. Lin Wanyu and Chen Meijia were sitting across from him with confused expressions on their faces.
On the side, Miracle Sekiya, who was wearing a suit, was taking notes non-stop, just like a junior high school student or high school student taking notes carefully in class.
Zhuang Ming didn't bother, but went directly to the refrigerator, took out a can of yogurt, and drank it in large gulps.
At the same time, listen to the guy in black leather clothing speaking in a very slow rhythm:
"It's okay, Guangu, he will be very satisfied with an audience like you." Lin Wanyu will never stay any longer, absolutely not.
Of course, no one spoke out what everyone was thinking.
Lin Wanyu, who had been tortured so much, could not care about anything else and nodded without hesitation.
"I can't help it anymore, I'm going crazy. Why does Guan Gu have such an awesome senior brother?" Lin Wanyu complained softly to Chen Meijia beside her.
"Guan Gu, Guan Gu!" Lin Wanyu called Guan Gu magically.
But at this moment, Guangu’s senior brother kept saying it without surprising: “Strictly speaking, I am allergic to the following foods, and there are many more, spicy meat noodles, mushroom meat noodles, minced meat noodles, firecracker noodles
, and dry noodles, and "
"I can't find the confidence to live anymore." Lin Wanyu complained to his face without hesitation: "No, I want to withdraw!"
"Shh~" Guan Guqiu placed his left index finger on his mouth, while his right hand was still writing frantically in his notebook, with a serious expression on his face.
Staying here for even a second is torture. This is not physical torture, but psychological torture.
"This is a sad story." Chen Meijia also looked sad.
But this interruption only made things more complicated.
No, you are a tease invited by Guan Gu.
"There are also pickled pepper bamboo shoot noodles and Laotan pickled cabbage noodles." Guangu's senior brother Du Jun still kept talking. This kind of disdainful persistence is really touching.
"Oh my God!" Chen Meijia felt that the world was beautiful again.
Chen Meijia followed closely behind, and the speed was definitely much faster than usual.
Snap!
Chen Meijia and Lin Wanyu slammed the table almost simultaneously, feeling relieved.
No wonder I heard from Guan Gu Qingqing that he went to southern Xinjiang to collect wind. It seems that this trip to collect wind took a lot of energy.
Lin Wanyu was instantly confused.
Zhuang Ming looked at all this with amusement and asked casually: "Are there any guests?"
"Zhuang Ming, you're here too, come on, there are monsters here." Lin Wanyu's eyes lit up when she saw Zhuang Ming, but when she heard the noise in the bathroom, she took Zhuang Ming's hand and rushed out of the house.
Lin Wanyu: "."
By the way, can you speak well?
Believe it or not, I flipped the table in minutes.
"I" Guan Guqiji is not good at Chinese, so my reflex arc reaction was half a beat too slow.
Damn, I'm allergic, do you still remember it so clearly, are you the tease invited by the monkey?
Besides, Lu Ziqiao is a picky foodie. Her favorite food is pork knuckles.
She now feels that the most difficult thing in the world is not talking about coins to a cow, but a person talking to you about the most boring topics in the world, and talking about it with gusto.
This should be Guan Gu's magical senior brother. His half-dead tone sounds like he has kidney deficiency.
Du Jun, the little white dragon in the waves, really deserves his reputation.
Zhuang Ming didn't struggle. After all, he had just watched it for a long time. In such an atmosphere, it was indeed very torturous.
Bang!
The bathroom door closes.
"Interestingly, that's not the case. There are a lot of noodles that I like to eat." Speaking of this, Guangu's senior brother was a little happy, as if he had talked about some interesting topic, or this was the way he wanted to chat.
, at least there is interaction: "For example, braised beef noodles, old duck vermicelli noodles, pork noodles with pickled vegetables, shredded pork noodles with pickles, and braised chicken noodles, and"
How is this unbelievable?
And Guan Gu Qingqi, you bastard, how can your senior brother be so interesting? There is simply no one more boring than this one.
Lin Wanyu: "."
“The buffet is very rich, including mutton skewers, stewed mutton, mutton scorpions, whole mutton, steamed lamb, mutton steamed buns, salt and pepper lamb chops, mutton bone soup, (omitting countless mentions about mutton) mutton platter, but it’s a pity
"Yes." At this point, Guan Gu's magical senior brother took a sip of water. He talked too much and his mouth was too dry. It took him five minutes to name the dishes and continued: "I am allergic to mutton food."
Chen Meijia said nothing or answered, but her body had already taken action.
"Sorry." Du Jun said suddenly, "I have to go to the bathroom."
The two women felt that their bodies and minds had been tortured and tested.
You were obviously here to talk about the customs and customs of southern Xinjiang, why did it end up like this?
All kinds of mutton? All kinds of noodles?
Lin Wanyu and Chen Meijia's little faces were extremely depressed.
But when they saw that Guan Gu was still carefully recording something, the two women instantly collapsed and looked hopeless.
"Meijia, are Ziqiao never picky about food?" Even at this time, Lin Wanyu did not forget her mission.
"Meijia, let's run away. If we stay any longer, I feel like I will really go crazy." Lin Wanyu said through gritted teeth.
In fact, no one knows.
"In general, I am allergic to all noodles." Chen Meijia couldn't bear it anymore and directly interrupted.
"But senior brother hasn't come back yet?" Guan Guqingqi suddenly became a little anxious.
Chen Meijia rolled her eyes, feeling hopeless: "Then you still asked me to come?"
Chen Meijia: "."
Zhuang Ming also wanted to complain. This senior fellow from Guan Gu was so weird that he completely shocked his friends.
This pair of strange senior brothers is so scary.
Chen Meijia: "."
"Then I arrived at a small town in Tashkent Kurgan. You couldn't believe it. There was a Southern Xinjiang buffet there."
Du Jun breathed a sigh of relief in the bathroom at this time. He was so relieved that he really couldn't say anything.
He also didn't expect that his stubborn junior brother would actually find an audience for him to share his trip to southern Xinjiang.
Damn it, if you were a man, it would be easier to say.
It’s easy to talk about comprehensive health care, a one-stop service, massage, skin suction, and drilling.
But what can two girls say to each other?
Chapter completed!