Eighteen years ago, during the Shunhe period of the Dachang Dynasty.

Jiuyuan Kingdom, the western wasteland Gobi.

The old man holding a basket walked carefully on the battlefield that had just ended the battle, and drove away the crows that were pecking at the corpse with his hands. The crows flew into the air and hovered over the heads of the two.

The child suddenly stopped and looked at a corpse: "Grandpa, can a dead person laugh?"

The old man looked at the corpse with a strange smile next to him and explained: "People come to this world crying, so they should also smile when leaving."

After saying that, the old man smiled at the child. Just as he was secretly proud of his rich and philosophical explanation, the child pointed to the corpse next to him and asked, "Then why is this dead head crying?"

Grandpa's smile disappeared and he slapped the child in the head: "You're so fucking trouble! All the good things here have been picked up by someone, hurry up and go there to take a look. Remember, don't go through the corpses in straw sandals, because they are all poor forks."

"What does a poor fork mean?"

"The word fork represents a sensitive word, and it will be automatically blocked when you say it, and you can only understand it."

The child looked down at the straw sandals on his feet: "I understand, so we are poor, right?"

Grandpa clenched his fists and maintained a smile, but the child's question was not over.

"Grandpa, why are there so many corpses but no blood?"

"Because it's too bloody to pass the review, you have to seal the book at the beginning, and the guy who wrote this book is finished."

"Oh, grandpa, you know so much."

"Alas, they are all forced, no, they are forked."

Just after the grandfather and grandson walked towards the distance towards the sunset, the smiling corpse yawned and turned over and climbed up. They looked around with vigilance. After confirming that there was no one, they reached out and pushed the corpse next to them with a crying face: "Judicial Skill, wake up, don't sleep."

The body called Xing Shu snored, and the man stepped on his face: "Sleep your sister! Get up!"

The stern sword with footprints on his face finally opened his eyes: "Senior brother, I have a very desolate dream."

These two guys who were sleeping soundly on the battlefield were brothers, the senior brother was called Hu Shuntang and the junior brother was called Zheng Shu. Although they were both fresh graduates of Yidao Academy, the major they studied was completely different. Hu Shuntang chose the major of opening the coffin master, while the criminal technique was the master of the goods rushing master, and the main teaching teacher of the two was Li Chaonian, the famous local prime minister in Yidao River.

One of them taught two students with different professions, just like a private school teacher who trained his two students into monks and Taoists respectively.

As for the terms "Free Dao", "Free Dao Academy", "Coffin Opener", "Trader", "Trade" and "Grade" are definitely familiar to old friends, but new friends must be confused when they read this. Don't worry, they will naturally explain it later.

Back to the book, Hu Shuntang heard Xing Shu say that he had a very desolate dream, but was not curious at all. Instead, he took out a piece of talisman paper and stuck it directly on Xing Shu's forehead.

Zheng Shu, who was pasted with talisman paper on his forehead, asked in confusion: "What are you doing?"

Just as Hu Shuntang was about to explain, a team of officials appeared in the distance. Whether it was a man or a horse, his eyes were shining with blood-red light under the setting sun.

Seeing this, Hu Shuntang pressed Zheng Shu to the ground: "Oh no! It's Gui Jia!"

Xing Shu was frightened when he heard this, curled up in a ball, covering his mouth with both hands.

What is Gui Jia?

Gui (gui), the tenth place in the heavenly stems, also known as Zhaoyang. Zhaoyang's son is Jiaxuan. Jiaxuan is the Jiutian Kuixing. He has a long bow and is good at shooting arrows. He is talented. Zhaoyang and Jiaxuan's father and son were sentenced to death for despising Jiutian. After his death, the father and son turned into resentment, and resentment fell on the Jiuyuan land. All things can be combined with it to form Guijia.

Gui Jia, no human, no ghost, no demon, no demon.

Although Guijia is born in the Jiuyuan, it can reach the nine heavens, enter the nine realms, and span Yin and Yang.

In layman's terms, there was originally a god named Zhaoyang above the Nine Heavens. This guy gave birth to a son named Jiaxuan. Jiaxuan was also in the Immortal Class and was named Kuixing. He was better than his father. However, Jiaxuan was proud and thought he was self-righteous, and he quarreled with the sky, the gods of the Nine Heavens jointly wrote a letter to impeach Jiaxuan. The Nine Heavens Emperor, who originally wanted to open the Internet, was criticized by Jiaxuan again. In anger, he directly sentenced Jiaxuan and Zhaoyang to death.

After the father and son died, they fell into the Jiuyuan land and continued to replicate themselves. If anyone accidentally inhaled this resentment, they would become a creature called Guijia. A creature that became Guijia could also turn others into Guijia.

A new creature like Guijia is neither a human nor a ghost nor a demon, and is also divided into levels. High-level Guijia can shuttle between Yin and Yang.

In this world, the underworld is called the Nine Realms, the Nine Yuan in the world, and the place where the gods live is called the Nine Heavens.

To sum up, it means that a Resident Evil broke out in this world called Jiuyuan. Not only humans, but also animals have the chance to be infected and become Guijia. The infected people will have some strange behaviors in the early stage, including, not limited to madness, uncontrollable singing and dancing, or serious violent tendencies.

This is why Hu Shuntang wanted to put talisman paper on Xing Shu's forehead. He realized that his junior brother had a high chance of being infected in the previous melee.

Originally, today was the internship day for fresh graduates of Yidao Academy. Li Chaonian led his fifty students to set up an ambush here, with the purpose of destroying an escort team possessed by Gui Jia. But just as the escort team was about to approach the encirclement, Xing Shu suddenly sang loudly and sang a song "When Love is approaching".

It was a very sad song, and the sad song naturally brought about the result of sadness.

The suspected infected Zheng Shu directly exposed the lifelong positions of these new graduates from the alien academy because of singing, which led to them having to launch an attack in advance. Who knew that while they rushed out, a group of bandits who had robbed the road rushed out from behind the hill on the left, and then another group of bandit suppression troops from Xiyuan government government broke out on the hill on the right.

In this chaos, the people from the Yidao Academy could not find any opportunity to explain, and everyone present could be infected and become Gui Jia. Therefore, this ambush on Gui Jia quickly turned into a melee between the four sides. The melee lasted for one day, and the final result was that both jade and stones were burned and they died together.

Why can Hu Shuntang and Zheng Shu survive? Shortly after the fight started, Zheng Shu was scared and fainted. After Li Chaonian discovered that the situation was urgent, he directly grabbed Zheng Shu who was scared and threw it to Hu Shuntang. He originally asked Hu Shuntang to leave with the fainting Zheng Shu on his back, but he did not expect to knock Hu Shuntang out directly.

Because Hu Shuntang and Zheng Shu were both the most valued students of Li Chaonian, and they are also the protagonists in "Midnight Coffin Opener" and "Strange Goods" in the alien culture series, they naturally did not die so easily, with their own protagonist aura.

However, Zheng Shuntang, who fainted from the front and back, did not find Li Chaonian who had already escaped in the chaos.

I have to mention here that Hu Shuntang never smiles in daily life, but he will show a gentle and bright smile whenever he falls asleep, so he is called "not smiling" by others in the academy.

Back to the original story, Hu Shuntang carefully raised his eyes and looked at Gui Jia: "It seems that the official corpse collecting team has also been possessed by Gui Jia."

Zheng Shu covered his mouth hard, but he still couldn't help but sing, so he had to take off his socks and stuff them into his mouth.

Seeing this, Hu Shuntang said, "Are you crazy? Your socks are so dirty!" After saying that, Hu Shuntang took away the socks from Xing Shu, took off his socks and handed them to Xing Shu, "Use mine, I love it cleaner than you, I will change the socks once every half month."

The tears of Zheng Shu were shed, not because of the touch, but because of the smell of the socks.

Hu Shuntang touched his waist: "I only have three pieces of talisman paper left, but there are five Guijia, and we have almost no chance of winning. We can only continue to pretend to be dead. Maybe they won't find us."

Although Zheng Shu is also a student of Yidao Academy, he is not good at fighting. The key is that even if he is sticking talisman paper and shouting smelly socks in his mouth, he cannot completely suppress the idea of ​​singing. He is very afraid that he will become Gui Jia in the next second.

Then, he was beaten to death by his senior brother!

The two continued to pretend to be dead, and while silently chanting "I can't see me" in their hearts, the Gui Jia in the distance seemed to have discovered something.

Gui Jia, who was in charge, sniffed it with his nose: "It seems that there are living people, you two, go and take a look."

Two soldiers who were named Gui Jia walked towards Hu Shuntang and Xing Shu's position with weapons, and stabbed each corpse along the way.

Seeing the two Gui Jias getting closer, Xing Shu's body trembled more and more violently, and he even began to roll his eyes.

Hu Shuntang grabbed Xing Shu's hand and whispered: "Junior brother, you must hold it back. Whether you are alive or dead depends on you."

His eyes rolled and his mouth was covered with saliva, and his mouth was trembling, "Don't worry, I'm still in the song selection stage, and I really can't find a song that suits this scene, so I'm very entangled."

Choose your sister! You are mentally retarded! Hu Shuntang was stunned, but he couldn't get angry at the moment, so he had to comfort him: "Junior brother, you must hold it back. If we can survive this time, even if our senior brother travels all over the world, he will find a miracle doctor to cure your illness."

Hu Shuntang's words surprised Xing Shu. He didn't expect that his senior brother not only did not blame him, but also thought about taking him to visit famous doctors, and even did not allow him to quarantine at home for 14 days. This is probably love?

Xing Shu smiled with emotion, but with a smile, tears flowed down his face. The urge to sing was also dissolved by Hu Shuntang's love. He grabbed Hu Shuntang's hand and swallowed: "Senior brother, if we can survive this time, we will... get married!"

The air condensed at this moment. Hu Shuntang took a deep breath and jumped up and raised his foot to step on Zheng Shu's face: "Be your sister! Go and die! This is not a fucking Danmei novel!"

Hu Shuntang, who jumped up, frightened those Gui Jias, and those Gui Jias didn't understand why Hu Shuntang suddenly jumped up and raped the man next to him, and his face was covered with shoe prints with a happy smile?

Gui Jia cannot understand human emotions, just as they do not know that love and hate are the roots of human power!

It was now! Hu Shuntang took advantage of the group of Gui Jia's moment of being stunned and had already pulled out two pieces of talisman papers from his waist, and then rolled them out after folding them into a dart shape. He also shouted the activated talisman: "I love you and walk alone in the dark alley!"

The talisman paper dart exploded at the moment when he hit the two Guijia soldiers, and the huge flame instantly turned the two evil things into vain.

"Be careful! It's a strange person!" The leader Gui Jia, who was in charge, took a fighting posture and "Scatter!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the leader Gui Jia felt the breath of another subordinate disappear. The leader turned slowly and found that Hu Shuntang had gone behind him at some point and stuffed the remaining piece of talisman paper into the mouth of the subordinate. The Gui Jia was burned into a pile of ashes in an instant.

The speed is so fast. The leader Gui Jia glanced at his remaining subordinate. When his subordinate was about to step forward, he was blocked by it: "It's interesting, it's different from the group of waste we encountered before. You are not his opponent, so leave it to me."

Hu Shuntang said coldly: "I'm in a hurry, you guys can go together."

The leader Gui Jia frowned, hesitated for a while and said, "Okay!"

Good, sister! I'm just pretending to be cool, okay? Hu Shun and Tang Qiang pretended to be calm: "Since you want to go together, I can only use that one."

After saying this, the leader Gui Jia and the soldiers subconsciously took a step back and switched the fighting posture to the defensive posture.

The distance to the punishment technique was closed and breathed. Could it be that the senior brother had secretly learned the foreign forbidden technique? My God! Don't! Senior brother, why are you so depraved?

Hu Shuntang pulled out his posture and raised his fist: "Soul skills! The true body of martial spirit!"

Gui Jia's head trembled all over: "You've gone to the wrong book, right? This is not Douluo Continent!"

"Tenfold Realm King Fist!"

"What the hell is Dragon Ball!"

"Avada Sauvignon Curse!"

"Get out! There are no wizards in this world!"

"Automan! Transformation! Set out!"

“…”

The two Gui Jias stared at Hu Shuntang in a daze. This foolish strap even simulated the sound made by the Transformers when they transformed!

Suddenly, Hu Shuntang put his hand into his pocket on his abdomen: "Since those tricks just now were useless to you, there is nothing I can do. Don't blame me for being too cruel..."

When Hu Shuntang slowly took out a prop from his pocket, his tone of speaking suddenly became sharp and cute: "Bamboo—Dragon—Fly!"

What's the point of pretending to be Doraemon in the end?? Are you acting cute??

The leader of Gui Jia glared at Hu Shuntang: "Do you think we don't kill idiots? You are wrong. We just won't turn idiots into partners. Since your performance has ended, it's our turn."

Hu Shuntang suddenly looked at Zheng Shu who was lying in the pile of corpses in the distance: "Junior brother, don't worry about me, run away--"

Just as the two Gui Jia subconsciously turned around and looked at the confused stern technique, Hu Shuntang ran away.
To be continued...