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Chapter 25: The Scumbag Gets Married(1/2)

When Xiao Lingdang hugged Tang Xiaohao, Tang Xiaohao felt that her whole body was hot and something was obviously wrong.

Tang Xiaohao reached out and touched Xiao Lingdang's cheek. As soon as it touched his hand, it bounced away because the temperature was so high that it was already hot.

Is this girl really poisoned? Tang Xiaohao got out of bed and carried Little Lingdang to the table. Little Lingdang lay down on the table: "So you like to be on the table."

Tang Xiaohao said: "Lie down and don't move!"

Little Lingdang said shyly: "Okay, don't move, I will do whatever you say."

Who knows, Tang Xiaohao turned around and opened the door, went out, and soon returned. When he came back, he was carrying a bucket, and then he directly splashed the little bell all over him.

The little bell lying on the table was soaked in the rain, but it still maintained its charming posture.

Tang Xiaohao asked with concern: "Are you feeling better now? Do you want another bucket?"

Little Bell was already awake and very speechless.

Tang Xiaohao saw this and turned around to leave. Just as Xiao Lingdang slowly climbed down from the table and sat on the stool, another bucket of water was poured over.

Xiao Lingdang woke up completely and wiped the water from her face with her hands. She wished she could stab Tang Xiaohao to death and then commit suicide.

Tang Xiaohao put down the bucket and reached out to touch Xiao Lingdang's cheek: "The temperature has cooled down. I should be fine. How are you now?"

"I want to die." Little Bell said slowly.

Tang Xiaohao moved a stool and sat next to her: "Don't be like this. Although I was almost violated by you, I won't blame you. I know that you took the wrong medicine, so the root of the fault is not you, but

In this world of overflowing desires, come on, come and give me a smile. If you don’t want to? I’ll give you a smile.”

Little Lingdang was silent, Tang Xiaohao smiled silly at her, and the two of them stayed in this state for a long time.

Xiao Lingdang turned to look at Tang Xiaohao: "You really don't like me?"

After hearing this, Tang Xiaohao got up and started to go out again with the bucket. Xiao Lingdang quickly stopped him: "The effect of the medicine has worn off. I'm fine. There's no need to splash it again."

Tang Xiaohao sat back and asked: "Then tell me, why did you do this?"

Little Bell said: "Because I like you."

Tang Xiaohao said: "If you really like me, you don't need to drug yourself. If you drug yourself, it means that you need to use the power of the drug to get at me. It is not at all out of your subjective will."

Little Lingdang said: "I was wrong, but I'm awake now, so why don't you try again?"

Test your sister, are you determined to sleep with me? Tang Xiaohao swallowed: "Xiao Lingdang, what do you want? I might as well tell you frankly, I..."

"Are you not good enough?" Little Lingdang seemed to understand something, "right?"

Tang Xiaohao hesitated for a moment and nodded vigorously: "Yes, that's right, you have seen all this, you really have a weak eye!"

Little Bell walked to the door, picked up the cloth bag that had been placed there earlier, then put it on the table, untied it, and took out a bunch of bottles: "There are a lot of medicines here. Everything you can find in the city of God is here. You

Try them all, maybe they can be cured."

Tang Xiaohao stared at the pile of medicine bottles in stunned silence: "You are really thoughtful and have considered the worst results in advance, so you have made full preparations. Now that the matter has come to this, I can only tell the truth. In fact,

I am a... girl!"

After Tang Xiaohao finished speaking, he looked around: "Look at the layout of my room, it is exactly like a little girl's boudoir. I thought you already knew it, so I didn't say it directly and caused you to misunderstand. I'm really sorry, if

If you don't mind, how about we become sisters? I'm one year older than you, so you can call me Sister Xiaohao from now on."

Xiao Lingdang stood up, raised her hand and slapped Tang Xiaohao: "If you don't like it, you can just tell me. There is no need to tell such lies that even a pig can't deceive."

After that, Little Bell left angrily.

Tang Xiaohao chased him to the door: "Hey, I was just joking to ease the awkward atmosphere. Don't be angry. The worst I can do is cooperate with you. I have half of my pants off..."

Before he finished speaking, the little bell turned back again. Tang Xiaohao was so frightened that he quickly stepped back and bumped into the table.

The little bell was placed directly in front of Tang Xiaohao, and Tang Xiaohao asked: "What do you want to do?"

"Think!" Little Bell replied neatly.

Tang Xiaohao quickly dodged: "What am I asking about? Why don't you ask about it? Please don't take advantage of it, okay?"

Xiao Lingdang said sternly: "I just did some calculations. From the beginning of our acquaintance to just now, you touched my hand thirty-eight times, my breasts once, and countless other intimate actions, not to mention that I have had sex with you.

Your bed. In other words, we have a physical relationship, so I am yours now. If you don't recognize me, I will hang myself at the door of your house right now."

Tang Xiaohao sat down slowly: "If this is the case, then all the girls in the city of God will have to marry me."

Xiao Lingdang was very serious: "I won't care if you find other girls in the future."

Tang Xiaohao said: "Sister Lingdang, I'm going to become the consort soon, why do you bother?"

Xiao Lingdang said firmly: "It doesn't matter. If you have a conscience, you can take me as your concubine after becoming the consort. If it's not convenient, you can let me be a maid in your house."

Tang Xiaohao also said seriously: "Sister Lingdang, what's wrong with me? I'm just a little more handsome and richer than other men. This almost flawless face was given to me by Jiutian. Being handsome is not what I want. All that money

It’s also my father’s, what if I become disfigured or greasy in the future, and lose all my family property?”

Little Lingdang said with a fake smile: "I just like your shameless look. You really win my heart. I love you to death."

Are these girls sick? Tang Xiaohao was speechless, but looking at the situation, if he didn't agree, Xiao Lingdang would probably do something extreme.

Tang Xiaohao could only say: "Okay, I promise you."

Little Lingdang was surprised: "What did you promise me?"

Tang Xiaohao hesitated for a while and said: "I promise to marry you..."

Little Lingdang was stunned: "Will you marry me?"

Tang Xiaohao was confused: "Sister Lingdang, look, I am going to marry Princess Baomeng. If I marry you first, I will hide it from everyone. It will not be fair to you or Princess Baomeng, so

, let’s go the other way, you marry me, I marry you, and then I marry Princess Baomeng, wouldn’t it be good like this?”

Little Lingdang looked confused: "Then what will we call you in the future?"

Tang Xiaohao said: "When there is no one around, you can call me wife, I won't mind."

Do you mind if I mind? Little Lingdang was speechless again, but she went out immediately and came back soon with a bag of things in her hand. When she opened it, she found that they were all props related to weddings, such as red candles and the like.

Son.

Tang Xiaohao looked at the pile of things and was dumbfounded again: "Did you really come prepared? No, you came here premeditated. The things are so complete? Not only the drugs, but also the things for the wedding ceremony?"

Xiao Lingdang pulled out the female sword and pointed it at her throat: "If you regret it, I will die in front of you right now, and I will make sure you are covered in blood."

Tang Xiaohao immediately said: "If you don't regret it, I will worship you immediately."

Little Bell quickly arranged the things, lit the candle, dragged Tang Xiaohao to his knees, then looked at Tang Xiaohao and said, "Swear."

Tang Xiaohao immediately raised his finger: "I swear..."

"Swear with three fingers, not the middle finger!" Xiao Lingdang gritted her teeth and said, "Aren't you afraid of being struck by lightning?"

Tang Xiaohao immediately corrected him: "I swear... No, if you want to marry me, shouldn't you say it first?"

Little Lingdang looked at the moon in the sky: "Nine heavens above, today I, Xiaoling, would like to marry Tang Xiaohao... as my wife until death. If I break my oath, the sky will strike with thunder, and even my bones will be shattered and ashes scattered when I die.

You will never be reincarnated forever."

She could say such a vicious oath, and this woman seemed to be serious. Tang Xiaohao took a deep breath and looked at the sky: "Jiutian, I, Tang Xiaohao, am willing to marry... What is your name? My name?"

Xiao Lingdang said: "I don't have a name, so I am called Xiao Ling. Since we are married, my surname will be Tang from now on, and I will be called Tang Ling, the bell of Ling Dang, because it was you who gave me the name Xiao Ling Dang."

Tang Xiaohao said: "Then why not call it Tang Dang? I think Tang Dang is a good name."

Can't you be a little serious for a little while? Xiao Lingdang drew his sword expressionlessly. Tang Xiaohao immediately looked at the sky and said seriously: "I, Tang Xiaohao, am willing to marry Tang Ling. I won't go into details about the vows that will follow. Anyway, with her

I mean the same thing, so I won’t disturb you for now, I wish you a happy life, goodbye!”

Xiao Lingdang put the sword on her neck and threatened: "Tell me the truth, or my blood will be splattered on the spot!"

Tang Xiaohao, who originally wanted to be cunning, could only repeat the oath with a sad face.

Xiao Lingdang then faced Tang Xiaohao: "Kiss me."

Tang Xiaohao said: "I forgot to brush my teeth tonight, and I also ate garlic mixed with durian."

Little Lingdang smiled and said, "Even if you eat shit tonight, you still have to kiss me."

Tang Xiaohao had no choice but to move forward. Just when his lips were about to reach him, Little Lingdang took off the veil and took the initiative to greet him. When their lips touched, Tang Xiaohao opened his eyes wide and looked at Little Lingdang who had closed his eyes, not daring to express his anger.

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After a long time, Xiao Lingdang moved her mouth away, her cheeks turning red: "Do you want to consummate the marriage tonight? If not, I will leave first and come back to you tomorrow."

Tang Xiaohao was still kneeling there, looking up at the little bell standing next to him, his mind went blank. He had no idea that there was such a fairy-like face under the veil.

If Little Bell took off her veil and walked on the streets of Shendu City, not only would she be watched, she might even be worshiped.

Tang Xiaohao lowered his head and wiped his hands at the same time, wiping something with his sleeves.

Little Lingdang frowned: "Why are you crying?"

Tang Xiaohao immediately raised his head: "No, I didn't expect you to be so beautiful, so I couldn't help but drool."

Sure enough, men are all virtuous, and this boy is no exception! Little Lingdang rolled her eyes: "I'm leaving. You go to bed early. By the way, do you have anything you want to eat? I'll make it and bring it to you tomorrow?"

Tang Xiaohao stood up and said shyly: "Can I eat you?"

Little Lingdang said expressionlessly: "I just gave you a chance, but you rejected it yourself. I'm leaving. Go to sleep by yourself."
To be continued...
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