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Chapter 214 Robbing business?(1/2)

As the sky gradually darkened, night fell, and the busyness and noise of the day in the small mountain village became quiet.

But at the owner of the car, it was particularly lively tonight.

The curtains at home have been pulled up long ago and covered tightly. Even so, there are still many adults and children watching the fun, gathering under the window and listening to something.

As for why I didn't enter the house, it was mainly because the people in the house were almost full.

After Liu Qingshan entered the yard, he was a little surprised to see this scene: Don’t you even have to betray people when you dance with great power?

Judging from this attitude, people are obviously not afraid of the number of people, so they probably will be treated as publicity.

"Sanfeng, you are here to watch the fun too. It's not time to start. The witch has just had a meal."

Erbiaozi saw Liu Qingshan and greeted him happily.

These days, entertainment is extremely scarce, especially rare things like dance masters, which have not been seen for many years. No wonder everyone seems a little excited.

Liu Qingshan shook his head: "I'm not watching the fun."

"and you?"

Erbiaozi looked at the friend in front of him suspiciously.

Liu Qingshan smiled and said, "I'm here to treat my uncle, too."

"Take a doctor, but the boss is an external problem and you don't need to take herbs or anything?"

Erbiaozi knew that Liu Qingshan learned some fur with herbal medicines with the mute grandfather.

According to local rural areas, there are two main diseases: one is internal real diseases, and the other is the so-called external problems, which usually refer to those who cause evil and ghosts.

"I am now practicing both inside and outside." Liu Qingshan's cowhide was also boasting, and he almost became a top master like the Eastern Evil, Western Poison, Southern Emperor, and Northern Beggar.

They are all living in the same village, it would be strange if everyone believes it. They all think that Liu Qingshan is just a joke.

Then they found that Liu Qingshan was serious and saw him wave to the back of the crowd. He saw Shan Xing walking in, followed by a big red fox.

The others have seen this fox, and they always move around Liu Qingshan's house, and no one hurts it.

"Qingshan, this is not a fox fairy, right?"

Some people started to make up for it automatically.

Liu Qingshan smiled unanimously, then pulled Shan Xing into the house, and the crowd automatically moved out of a passage.

Shan Xing also patted the Fire Fox on the head. This guy was not afraid of being alive at all. He also took leisurely steps and went into the house.

A low scream rang out of the door, and they were even more convinced that this was a fox fairy.

The outer room was full of people, and the smoke was just right, and it was almost blue.

When Liu Qingshan entered the house, he saw the little old lady at the door, holding a big rooster in his arms.

Next to him was Er Jiazi, who was also holding a rooster. This rooster was quite powerful. He even greeted Er Jiazi from time to time. Look at Er Jiazi's bear-like appearance, he would definitely cry in a while.

"Brother, Shan Xing!"

The little fourth brother was bored, and when he saw his elder brother and the others come in, his eyes lit up.

As a result, the big rooster in his arms was frightened when he saw the fire fox following Shan Xing. He croaked in his mouth, slapped his wings and flew into the air.

Another big rooster also followed suit and started flying around. Erjiazi's face was slapped by chicken wings, and it was so hot that he cried loudly.

"Why is this still making a fuss? It's all calm!"

A woman in her fifties was sitting on the kang for dinner and shouted.

But the frightened big rooster didn't care about these things. One of them hit her head and her sharp claws hit the woman's face, and a blood mark immediately appeared.

Of course, this is the invited witch. Her long gray hair is scattered, her triangle eyes, a knife-width face, and a sallow yellow one. Now there is another scar, which makes her look even more terrifying.

She grabbed the big rooster, twisted her wings, threw it on the ground, and said angrily:

"Your family is so evil that I can't see it."

The boss was also sitting on the kang for dinner, and invited the dance master to come. He was also energetic and could eat on the table.

When the boss heard that the witch wanted to dump the dose, the boss felt cold immediately, and he shivered while covering the quilt.

The boss and aunt were anxious when they saw it. After much persuasion, they finally agreed to add another 50 yuan in carriage fee.

At this moment, a sudden voice sounded: "You can't see it, so hurry up and let me treat the boss and uncle!"

Who is this, who is robbing the business?

The witch's triangular eyes immediately glared, and then she saw a handsome young man walking to the edge of the kang in a big way, picking up the wine bottle on the table, and starting to pour wine into the bowl.

"Whose child is here, don't make trouble here."

The witch yawned and looked at the third grandma beside her: "Old sister, it's not too early this day. Let's invite the old fairy as soon as possible. It's important to do the important thing."

The third lady has also been troubled with these messy things over the years, so she was invited to help her.

Because in addition to the great gods, there must be a two gods who beat and sing to help the great gods invite the old immortals to their bodies before they can take the medical treatment.

The two gods play an auxiliary role, so they are also called gang soldiers.

As for the so-called old immortals, there are five main types on their side, namely: fox, yellow, white, willow, and gray.

Grandma San also worked very hard today, holding her strength to cure the owner of the car, so she picked up a pair of bells, tied them around her waist, then picked up the skin drum with one hand and the whip with the other, and hit them bang bang bang.

While beating the drum, she twisted the ringing bell on her waist, which made it quite lively.

The onlookers all stared wide. If the occasion hadn't been wrong, they would have slapped the faces long ago.

The witch sat on the kang, her head shaking rhythmically with the drum beat, and her gray hair was swinging.

If it were ordinary people, their heads would have been shaking yellow.

Seeing this, the third grandmother opened her voice with a broken voice: "The sun sets and the sky is dark, every household has a door bolt, the magpies and old trolls are on the big trees, and the birds and pigeons are running to the eaves of the house..."

Although his voice was not very good, he sang very rhythmically, his lyrics were easy to understand and rhythmically. Soon, everyone in the room became fascinated, and many people also lit their heads together.

"Stop and stop!"

Suddenly someone shouted loudly, and the third grandma was interrupted. The words behind her were suddenly unable to remember, so she could only look at Liu Qingshan with complaint: "Qingshan, don't make trouble, okay?"

The witch sitting on the kang no longer shook her head and she was about to wear her shoes on the floor:

"This god can't invite you. I saw that the old fairy's shadow Zhuo Zhuo was coming, but I was disturbed all of a sudden. I was angry and beaten the horse and whipped it back to the mountain."

"Add more money, add twenty more!"

The boss and aunt are really willing to do their best.

Liu Qingshan was not going to call the god to continue playing, and said loudly: "If your old fairy doesn't come, then please invite my old fairy."

After saying that, Shan Xing flashed and led the fire fox to the middle of the ground.

fox!

The great god was also surprised and hesitated, "Your old immortal has not yet cultivated to become an immortal. Now he is still an ordinary fox. How can you treat people?"

Liu Qingshan said casually: "My fox has been practicing for thousands of years, and his Taoism is better than White Snake."

After saying that, he brought the wine bowl he had just poured over and placed it in front of the Fire Fox. The guy licked the wine and drank it.

"White Snake has to show his true form when drinking. My fox fairy has nothing to do after drinking."

Liu Qingshan said with a proud look on his face.

Are you the original form?

However, no one has ever seen a fox drinking, and everyone in the room is amazed.

Seeing that there was a large bowl of stewed chickens on the table, Liu Qingshan picked a chicken leg and fed it to the fire fox: "Hehe, eat and drink enough, so I have the strength to work."

After saying that, he turned to the owner of the car on the kang: "Uncle Boss, don't worry first. Ask the Fox Fairy to enlighten you later, this little disease is not a problem. Even if you want to have another son, it is still the Fox Fairy's waving her claws!"

The owner of the car was excited when he heard this, his body stopped shaking, and his heart was no longer cold. He quickly picked up chopsticks and picked up a large piece of chicken from the bowl.

Having a son is his greatest wish in his life.

After eating and drinking, the fire fox licked his lips, and even walked a little shaking. Look at the posture, he wanted to beat a horse and whip it, and go back to Liu Qingshan's house to sleep.

Liu Qingshan was really afraid that he would fall asleep if he drank too much, so he would make a fuss.

So he hurriedly said, "Uncle Boss, sit cross-legged and close your eyes. Yes, just like that, the fox fairy will start to enlighten you immediately!"

After saying that, he leaned over and hugged the fire fox in his arms. Shan Xing helped him, holding a fox's front paw in his little hand, and slapped the boss's forehead three times.

This was discussed with her brother in advance.

Liu Qingshan also pretended to be muttering, and he didn't know the spirit of his own. He made up his own random words:

"You take a photo, I take a photo, and I take a photo of my head with a sensation."

"You shoot two, I shoot two, I will make sure you don't have a braid for giving birth to a baby."

"You shoot three, I shoot three, and from now on, the whole family will be safe every year."

The little fourth brother at the door blinked his eyes wide: Does this word sound familiar?

It’s true that when the boss’s uncle was photographed on the forehead for the first time, he felt like a warm heat came in, and his whole body felt so comfortable.
To be continued...
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