Hearing that Qin Guan was about to tell a joke, Zheng Da stopped looking at the beautiful girl Qianqian on the stage and shouted, "Brother Shaoyou, what's the joke? Come and tell it quickly."

Han Yu also looked over, his interest aroused, and he looked at Qin Guan with his big eyes.

Even the little book boy behind him was staring at Qin Guan.

Qin Guan cleared his throat:

"It is said that there was a lustful corrupt official who wanted to find a concubine that he wanted, so he sent people to choose from here and there, which made the people uneasy. Later, a wise man came forward, recommended himself as a matchmaker, and asked the corrupt official what kind of concubine he wanted to marry.

The corrupt official said: "What I want is: small cherry mouth, apricot kernel eyes, crescent eyebrows, fairy face, neither food nor clothing, nor gossip." When the wise man heard this, he smiled and said, "What a coincidence.

Well, there is such a woman in my village." We then decided on a wedding date."

"On the wedding day, firecrackers were blasting and gongs and drums were noisy. The sedan was carried to the corrupt official's residence. The corrupt official happily stepped forward and opened the bride's flower cover. After seeing clearly, he was furious. It turned out that there was a woman in floral clothes in the sedan.

The clay-born female Bodhisattva.”

"The corrupt official asked the wise man angrily, why did you bring me a clay statue? What's the point? The wise man smiled slightly and said: "Please see, sir, isn't this exactly what you want? Cherry mouth, apricot kernel eyes, crescent eyebrows, fairy face, no

We talk about food and drink but not about clothes, and we don’t talk much about gossip at all?"

After hearing the joke, Zheng Da laughed loudly and said to Han Yu: "Brother Han, it's exactly the cherry mouth and almond eyes you want. You can't be that corrupt official, hahaha."

Han Yu ignored Zheng Da at all.

However, he took a deep look at Qin Guan. He didn't know if this joke existed before or if Qin Guan made it up now. If he made it up after listening to his own words, it means that Qin Guan is not as stupid as people say.

.

On the stage, Qianqian started her talent show.

Blow flute.

The movements are elegant and charming.

The audience in the audience couldn't help but applaud, the atmosphere was very lively, and some people had already started to give rewards.

"Master Liu will reward you with twenty orchids."

"Zhu Xiucai rewards ten plum blossoms."

"The royal officials rewarded me with two roses."

The hall was very lively, everyone was optimistic about this charming girl.

Zheng Da also clapped loudly and shouted, patting the table and shouting: "Come over here and give me ten roses."

A boy ran over carrying a flower basket, but Zheng Da did not pay for it, and then turned to Qin Guandao, "Brother Shaoyou, I called you for you. To leave an impression on Miss Qianqian, I will have the opportunity to kiss Fangze tonight."

Oh, pay for it."

Qin Guan was stunned that he could still play like this.

It's just some money. Qin Guan won thousands of coins. He didn't care about this little money. He waved his hand and said: "How can ten roses be worthy of Miss Qianqian? Man, I will reward Miss Qianqian with a hundred roses."

He coolly took out a wad of bills, pulled out a hundred-guan note and handed it to the waiter.

The waiter took it with a smile and shouted loudly: "Master Qin Guan, I would like to give Miss Qianqian a hundred roses."

Upon hearing this number, everyone in the hall looked over to see who was so generous.

On the stage, Miss Qianqian also stopped playing, looked at Qin Guan's table, showed a charming smile to Qin Guan, bowed slightly, and lightly opened her red lips: "Thank you, Mr. Qin, for your love."

Zheng Da leaned over and said in Qin Guan's ear: "Brother Qin, Miss Qianqian has noticed you. If you work hard tonight, maybe you can be a flower picker."

"Brother Zheng, don't you have any ideas?" Qin Guan said with a smile.

"I still like the girl just now, I like big breasts." Zheng Da said.

Qin Guan shook his head and said, "Pigeon milk is the best."

The two ronin openly discussed which kind of woman has the most beautiful breasts. Han Yu, who was sitting beside him, turned colder and colder. He looked at Qin Guan coldly, with even a hint of murderous intent in his eyes.

But the pretty white face of the little book boy next to him was stained with a hint of red.

"This girl Qianqian is tall, but unfortunately she has petite breasts. But she seems to be Brother Shaoyou's favorite. Brother Shaoyou can't let her go," Fatty Zheng encouraged.

At this moment, Han Yu, who was sitting at the same table, said: "Brother Qin, looking at your age, you are probably engaged. You are so romantic outside, are you worthy of your fiancée?"

Qin Guan was stunned. What does this mean? Whether I have an engagement or not is none of her business.

However, Qin Guan in this body is indeed engaged to a family. Ancient people generally got engaged early. They made a marriage when Qin Guan was twelve years old. It seemed that the other party was still a general woman, but Qin Guan

But I have never seen it before.

Qin Guan, who comes from modern times, would naturally not like this kind of arranged marriage.

Qin Guan said carelessly: "In a blind marriage, you don't know if the other party is deaf or mute, or has a crooked mouth or eyes, or even lacks arms and legs. Maybe he has a pockmarked face. Without feelings and communication, how can there be anything?"

What's worthy of being sorry?"

After listening to Qin Guan's words, Han Yu's face seemed to be covered with ice, and there were sparks in his eyes that might erupt at any time.

"Brother Han, haven't you heard a saying? Life is like a fleeting moment. If you don't enjoy yourself in time, you will be sad."

Han Yu said coldly: "Who said this?"

"Ah hahaha," Qin Guan laughed, "That's what I said." Qin Guan said with a smile.

Just when Qin Guan was laughing proudly, he saw a pink fist getting bigger and bigger in front of his eyes. With a "bang" sound, the fist hit Qin Guan's right eye firmly. Qin Guan yelled,

He threw the chair to the ground and passed out.

Looking at Han Yu again, his fist was still stretched out, his face was full of anger, and he murmured: "Shameless scum."

When Zheng Da saw Qin Guan being beaten, he was shocked. He stood up and pointed at Han Yu and cursed: "You bastard, we are kind enough to sit with you, but you beat my brother. I will ask the government to arrest you and put you in jail."

"Bang."

When Zheng Da was about to scold him again, he saw the book boy next to him rush over and kick Zheng Da out with a strong kick. Zheng Da's fat body rolled like a ball two or three meters away and he also fainted.

A fight broke out in the Lanfang Garden Hall, which naturally attracted everyone's attention. Girl Qianqian's performance on the stage was also paused. Someone was causing trouble. The thugs from the brothel ran towards this place, causing chaos in the venue.

Seeing that he had caused trouble, Han Yu stood up, put away the folding fan, and strode out with the book boy. The thugs from the brothel surrounded him, and someone shouted: "Beat someone here, you can't leave."

Han Yu stood with his hands behind his back and said softly: "Xiaodie, do it."

The little book boy didn't look as shy as before. He immediately transformed into a ferocious animal and beat the surrounding thugs with three punches and two kicks until they fell to the ground.

Han Yu snorted coldly and stepped out.

Qin Guan fainted. This time he really fainted. When he woke up again, it was already the morning of the next day. When he woke up, he saw Erbao sleeping on the desk in the room. Qin Guan felt that
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