Chapter 824 Guidance doesnt count, lets learn from each other
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Golden Crow and Jade Rabbit, one day later, no one inquired about the seafood restaurant that Tilapia wanted to sell, and Ji Dabao’s barber shop, Dabao J Hair Salon, was officially opened for business.
It used to be a hair salon, just downstairs from the two of them, so no decoration was needed.
Looking at the business card in his hand and Ji Dabao who was introducing the business in a eloquent manner, Tilapia remained silent and silently summoned the dark iron weapon box. With the sound of gears clicking, the weapon box slowly opened.
It seems that in order to increase the pressure, the weapon box is opened very slowly, very slowly.
Ji Dabao, who was chattering endlessly, shut up: "On the first day Ah Qi opened the business, he only thought about the other party's money and forgot about his fighting power. It was a mistake."
Reflecting on himself, Ji Dabao quickly took out the leaflet and held it up high: "Assassins don't need it, they have to get a haircut.
Take it, wash, cut and blow for fifteen dollars, clean cut for five dollars, two people traveling together are free of charge, you and the pretty girl can use it."
...Tilapia: "Ji Dabao, if he hadn't met Wu Liuqi who jumped on the street, maybe he could really make a fortune."
Cursing in my heart, I silently took the flyer and recalled that Wu Liuqi said he was good at air bangs, but in fact he was good at Mediterranean. Luo expressed his gratitude but was not sensitive.
Thinking about her long flowing hair being parted in the middle, or girl Dasqi... slightly imagining that the girl has long flowing hair and is bald in the middle, Luo shuddered subconsciously.
Under the astonished gaze of Ji Da Bao, Tilapia ran back to the car decisively, started the car, and the leaflet came out along the gap in the glass, swayed from side to side, and slowly landed on the ground.
"It's just a waste of time. When Ah Qi gets rich, I'll kill you sooner or later."
Ji Da Baoqi jumped his feet, feeling offended.
Seeing a wrinkled-skinned old lady passing by, he decisively went up and said enthusiastically: "Beautiful girl... do you want a haircut? Without a haircut, we still have... wuwu." Like a balloon being pushed aside by the old lady's walking stick, Ji Dabao jumped again.
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"The world is declining. Don't people nowadays like to be called pretty?"
"By the way, the first business to cut the bride's hair is this hotel, right?" The car was parked on the side of the road, Tilapia was still talking to himself, and he saw Wu Liuqi and Ji Dabao appearing at the intersection.
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"Dong dong dong...!"
There was a knocking sound on the glass, and Wu Liuqi made his first order. Although it was not a task, Tilapia was still impatient and opened the car window fiercely.
The familiar Mediterranean Sea instantly awakened Mr. Luo's memory. He disappeared impatiently and quickly put on a smiling face.
"Uncle Chen, are you at work?"
"Stop talking nonsense. If you park illegally, you will be fined 200."
Mediterranean had no expression on his face and stretched out his hand naturally.
"Watma!"
Tilapia was at a loss for words, so he dared to curse in his heart and decisively paid for it with a smile.
"Uncle Chen, please drive the car away now."
The bald old man wearing a navy uniform took the fine, nodded seriously, and also said a few words of education: "The highway is everyone's highway. Parking casually can easily block traffic, and may also cause a car accident. Remember to take this as a warning."
"Understood." Putting down the car window, Luo ran away decisively.
In the entire Xiaoji Island, Uncle Chen wears many hats and is someone he cannot afford to offend.
Even though I haven't been paid for several years, I still do my best to stand up for my position, which is truly admirable.
Patrolling, coastal defense, foreign population registration, the little old man shouldering the responsibility, tilapia fish are all afraid of exhausting people to death.
Most importantly, I was really scared of being fined by the old man.
Driving the car to the park parking lot, I kept paying attention to Wu Liuqi's mission.
The first task, the ex-girlfriend issued a task to cut off the bride’s hair at the wedding.
For a few dozen yuan, Wu Liuqi sneaked into the hotel, used the ever-changing Gaibao eggs given by Ji Dabao to transform into a roast suckling pig, and was put on the main table.
It was time for the wedding to reminisce. Everyone was watching the video of the two reminiscing, but only one person touched the roasted suckling pig.
When Wu Liuqi was poked with a chopstick, it felt like he was electrocuted, and his whole body felt bad.
Pfft...at the nearest park, the tilapia almost spat out a mouthful of old blood.
Originally, it was just a chopstick, how painful it was, and the little flowers were poked.
Just like in the original work, Wu Liuqi burst out, taking advantage of everyone's attention on the big screen on the stage, and quickly killed two people who discovered him, and sneaked close to the bride.
However, as the video played, he was also attracted by the warm scene of the two of them just as he was about to cut his hair.
As a person who has no memory and is dedicated to retrieving his memory, when he sees others having trouble remembering, he naturally thinks of himself.
"Why do I have no memory? What kind of person was I before?" Looking stupidly at the childhood photos of the bride and groom jumping around on the screen, Wu Liuqi fell into confusion.
After the photos of the newlyweds growing up from childhood to adulthood were played, the lights in the hall came on again, and the host planned to continue to enhance the atmosphere. Everyone was dumbfounded.
It turned out that Wu Liuqi unknowingly turned back to his original form. While admiring the beautiful memories and crying bitterly, he grabbed the groom's hair and subconsciously cut the handsome groom's hair like a dog gnawing it.
When he realized that he had made a mistake, he took advantage of everyone's shock and cut off a large piece of the bride's hair.
One moment, the newlyweds were immersed in the love of their childhood sweethearts. The next moment, someone sabotaged the wedding. The wedding guests instantly exploded. Countless people picked up weapons that could be used as weapons and joined in the pursuit of Wu Liuqi.
The warm atmosphere in the hotel lobby disappeared instantly, and after the silence, it turned into a battlefield.
Wu Liuqi moved flexibly among the crowd without fighting back and ran out of the hotel quickly.
Ji Dabao, who was waiting at the door, also became the target of people's pursuit because Wu Liuqi was exposed.
"Such an IQ." Tilapia held his forehead and suddenly felt full of laughter. Even if there was no gain, this time traveling was worthwhile.
"What a special code. The scene is even funnier than the anime. I can't bear the pain in my stomach." Resisting the urge to laugh wildly, Tilapia quickly retracted his domineering attitude and quickly drove away.
After a while, Wu Liuqi was attacked by Stan robots in the park, and Plum Blossom Thirteen appeared in the plot. He didn't want to be implicated.
What if the plot is ruined, the mission goes awry, and the time travel points cannot be earned back?
He stepped on the accelerator, and before Wu Liuqi ran into the park, the car passed by the Stan robot.
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Tilapia expressed disgust at the robot with its big round head and robe.
Although my fat girl is annoying, her figure and face are nothing to say.
If you don't grin when you talk, it won't be a problem to lose a few coins in the bar.
If you don't get it right, you can become a nightclub queen.
The car left the park, and within a few minutes, an explosion occurred in the park.
Because of the assassin's token, Wu Liuqi was attacked by a big-headed robot. At the critical moment, the masked Plum Blossom Thirteen appeared and decapitated the robot with a single blow.
The robot activates the self-destruction system, and the Xiaoji Island disaster officially begins.
Tilapia drove home and just entered the yard when she saw Dusqi wearing a vest, hiking pants, and hiking shoes, waving a samurai sword.
Even if her strength has reached its current level, practicing sword swinging will have little effect on improving her strength. The girl insists on it every day and devotes 120% of her energy.
The long knife split the air, leaving ripples visible to the naked eye and making a whirring sound.
Her strength is not great, and her speed cannot be said to be high, but she is extremely stable. Every time she swings her sword, there is no deviation in its path.
"I'll look for a chance to practice later. I'm just looking for a chance to keep fit, just to test your overall strength." Walking out of the garage, Tilapia leaned against the garage door and stared at it for a long time before suddenly speaking.
The movement of swinging the knife paused. Dasqi was stunned for a moment, and then asked excitedly: "Master, do you want to guide me in training?"
Shrugging, Tilapia explained calmly: "Guidance is out of the question. I haven't used kendo for too long, so I'm not qualified to guide you. Let's learn from each other."
To be honest, he really hasn't practiced swordsmanship in the pirate world for a long time.
When it comes to swordsmanship alone, it would be good if Jingzi could barely remain undefeated due to his strong physique.
Dasqi, if you give up your physical advantage, Luo will feel better.
Myself is four, and Dasqi is six.
That's right, it's Daschili.
After all, people have been practicing for more than two thousand years, but I haven't practiced in a long time.
If it weren't for some inferences, it would be possible to open 28 to 80.
As for giving up the physical advantage to fight against Jingzi, I'm sorry, Luo said, just use your physical strength to kill the opponent.
Chapter completed!