Chapter 665 Bad review!!!
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After a trip back to Kunlun, a wave of maids were changed. Under the watchful eyes of Hongshu and the others, Tilapia went down the mountain again.
"Master, what is this...?" Xu Weixiong suppressed his laughter and hesitated to speak.
Sweet Potato rolled his eyes and walked towards the cave with his little buttocks twisted.
The theme this time is beggars. Tilapia is dressed in a beggar's outfit, with dirty hair, gray clothes, and sharp eyes that really scare people.
When he first arrived, if his breath wasn't right, Xiao Hongshu almost pulled out the Ming Suzaku and gave his cheap master a sword blow.
The look in the eyes and the clothes scared all the little maids, and several of them moved secretly.
In the past, when I saw tilapia, everyone wanted to get close to them. Today, I was afraid that the owner would go crazy and choose me.
Xu Weixiong squinted his eyes and asked with a smile: "I smelled something rancid just now, did you smell the sweet potatoes?"
There was a cold gleam in Hongshu's eyes, and he thought evilly: "...Wei Xiong, you are afraid that you have drifted away. Look for a chance to tell the master later."
Seeing people with dark faces and faster feet, Xu Weixiong, who had a straight face and a serious expression, couldn't help but chuckle.
He waved his hand and said loudly: "I'm in a good mood today. Does anyone want to compare notes?"
maid......
The weather was not very good today. Not long after Tilapia came down the mountain, it started raining outside.
This time the theme was beggars, Tilapia was not in a hurry to go to the city, and went directly to find a big tree with dense leaves to rest in the deserted mountains.
"It's not a thunderstorm anyway. Besides, even a thunderstorm can't kill me." Looking up at the sky, Tilapia thought to himself.
The mountains are high, the forests are dense, there are weeds everywhere, and the rain is raining non-stop.
Looking at his wet beggar's outfit, Tilapia suddenly felt that it was affecting his image a bit.
He is a good beggar only when he is dirty. If the rain makes him dirty, where can he get sympathy?
I scratched my hair, and dust mixed with rainwater formed lumps between the hair strands. Luo said it was okay.
until......
Looking sideways in a certain direction, Tilapia sniffed and frowned slightly.
"The smell of blood, human blood?" Looking around, Tilapia finally focused on the few people leaning on it and the big tree.
The overflowing branches and dense branches and leaves are the best hiding places.
Holding the rough bark of the tree with his fingers, the tilapia climbed to a height of five or six meters in twos and twos, hiding among the branches and leaves.
Following a rustling sound, two men wearing coarse cloth blouses and holding sharp swords stepped on straw sandals and came to rest under the tree.
There are several gaps on both sides of the sword blade, and there are blood stains that have been washed away by the rain.
"Bah, it's so unlucky to meet a murderer like Zhang Laosan on a rainy day.
Thanks to your cleverness, brother, for leading people into a hunting trap, otherwise it would have been me, brother, who died today."
"Stop talking.
If I hadn't met Zhang Laosan, I wouldn't have been able to remember the traps I encountered a few days ago.
Although Zhang Laosan likes to meddle in other people's business, he does have some real skills.
You said those rangers who come and go, why do they fall in love with that guy, not our brother?" Recalling the experience just now, the speaker's tone was not angry, but also with a bit of lingering fear.
Thinking of the effort of jumping up and down and leaping several meters, my heart still beats fast.
Just like cultivating immortals, even if you practice martial arts, not everyone has the opportunity.
The two of them raised their heads, and Tilapia said in his heart, "The Zhang Laosan you two mentioned is probably not a master. He is really a master, and he can even set a hunter's trap."
I leaned lazily against the tree trunk, and the rain continued continuously for half a day. There was no sign of stopping until dark.
Because of the time, the tree crown has already been penetrated by the drizzle, which is at most a little better than outside.
"It's a bit cold!" Tilapia rubbed the chest under the beggar suit, took it out, and looked at a few mud balls on his fingertips. Tilapia was speechless.
He lowered his head and looked through the gap at the two extra uninvited guests. He lazily leaned against the tree trunk and closed his eyes to meditate.
At eight or nine o'clock, the drizzle finally stopped, and there was warmth below.
It turned out that the two of them had found dry firewood at some point and were making a fire to roast dry food.
"They are two old men who have experience in surviving in the wild. They are awesome!" Tilapia, who closed his eyes and was concentrating, was cursing in his heart. Suddenly, bursts of fragrance, such as the fragrance of orchids, accompanied by the breeze, quickly attracted the attention of the two people.
"I...go..., that's too fake!" Looking curiously in the direction where the aroma came from, Tilapia's whole body was instantly messy.
At some point, a small courtyard appeared a hundred meters away. The courtyard was brightly lit, with a girl smiling and running around.
Even if he couldn't break through the illusion without using magic power, Luo was still burnt on the outside and tender on the inside by this simple illusion thunder.
In the barren mountains and deep mountains and old forests, a small courtyard suddenly appeared. In the courtyard, there were two peerless beauties half-hidden in fluttering clothes.
As an outstanding man who traveled through time in modern times, Tilapia felt that this was the only movie that dared to portray him like this.
Lowering his head, Luo was speechless as he watched the two men, attracted by the fragrance and sweet laughter, running quickly towards the suddenly larger courtyard.
But you have to have seen one or two bloody movies, and you can run as far as you want.
Tilapia didn't use magic or mental power to break the illusion, because he knew that the next plot would be interesting.
If you break the illusion, you will not only miss the big show, but you will also be more likely to alarm the two little beauties who are chasing and playing.
The bodies of the twenty-eight beauties are as soft as a stick. The two people chasing and playing with each other, a glance or a small movement, makes the bones of anyone watching.
"The setting and the plot are all flawed. If you enter the entertainment industry, you will have to rely on your skin to survive.
Acting skills, bad review!" As a professional group actor, Tilapia gave a professional-level rating in terms of acting skills.
The blockbuster plot, setting, and sudden appearance of a brightly lit courtyard deep in the mountains and old forests are unreasonable.
It had just rained, and two beautiful girls were playing barefoot in the courtyard with their shoulders half exposed. There was not even any water in the courtyard. Bad review.
If it weren't for the show, Tilapia would want to jump out and criticize the other party and ask, "What about professionalism and professionalism?"
"My two sisters have been together..." After a bloody dialogue, the two idiots successfully threw away the swords in their hands and chased the two women without their souls.
This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! The girl wanted to refuse, but she half-pushed and was quickly knocked down by the two of them.
Then... the screams were shrill and screamed, and the sound could be heard for ten miles. The two burly men soon turned pale, their lips were ashen, and their energy completely disappeared.
After watching the whole process, Tilapia smacked his lips and was still unsatisfied.
"I thought it was necessary to pick up yang and replenish yin, but it turns out that it makes people completely lose their mind and absorb the essence from the air. Bad reviews!" In a very short period of time, Mr. Luo gave several bad reviews in succession.
They are just little monsters. Not to mention the Blood Demon of Youquan in the mission, the two below are not even comparable to the demons and monsters summoned by the Red Corpse. They are not enough to watch at all.
Looking back lazily and just closing his eyes, Tilapia suddenly noticed that the fragrance in the air was a little stronger.
Reluctantly, he opened his eyes and saw two beautiful girls with half-revealed shoulders.
The girl squatted in front of her with her bare palm-sized feet, a confused look on her face.
"It's so dirty. Do you want to seduce it? Let it lose its spirit and absorb its essence?"
If Tilapia knew the inner activities of the two goblins, he would probably be so angry that he would lose control without seducing them.
Two turbid eyes met two pairs of smart eyes. Tilapia sighed and said helplessly: "I'm too lazy to break the illusion. You two can tell yourself what you are.
If it's a vixen, snake spirit, or female ghost, I can give you two a chance to be maids.
If not, I think it’s not easy for you to practice, so get away, or else I’ll beat you both to ashes.”
"What an arrogant beggar, sister, do you want to deal with him?" He turned his head and looked at the fifteen or sixteen year old girl looking at the other girl and asked with her eyes.
"The stinky beggar doesn't know how to live or die, so let's do it." The big eyes blinked, and the next second, without waiting for Tilapia's reaction, the two girls used their magic power at the same time, raised their hands and started to fight.
Chapter completed!