Chapter 62 The man eating melon seeds among the dead
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"Random time travel symbol, random time travel symbol, random time travel symbol, this special code is too random."
In a place with beautiful mountains and clear waters, Tilapia was pouring tons of herbal tea into his mouth. He was somewhat dissatisfied with his journey through the world.
Of course, although I'm a little dissatisfied, it's not that I can't eat melons, it's just that there are no big melons to eat.
"Tons, tons, tons...."
After drinking the herbal tea in one gulp and grabbing the melon seeds, Luo mingled with the protagonist's team in a big way.
"The Current World: Tomb Robbery Film and Television Version."
The mission is a D-level melon-eating mission, witnessing the love-hate relationship between Xiaozhenzhen and the zombie.
The host purchased an identity, a high school classmate of the innocent boy, and a best friend."
Looking at the task panel, Luo was very angry.
"Grave robbing in movies and TV shows, I'm afraid the biggest thing is D-level missions. What's the future?" I complained in my mind. Not far away, several dog men were surrounding a dog and pointing.
One of the handsome young men and a middle-aged man even shamelessly sniffed the dog's body scent, and then frowned to express that they were not their type.
"Lao Luo, come here quickly. The price has been negotiated and we will get on the ship immediately."
It didn't last long. Wu Xie, who had just wanted to take advantage of the dog and said that the other person's body fragrance was not suitable for him, waved and shouted at someone.
"Oh..., here we come."
Throwing away the empty jar and putting melon seeds in his mouth, Tilapia lazily walked toward a few people carrying his travel bag.
He walked closer, poked Wu Xie's shoulder with his elbow, and teased with a smile: "Innocent, no wonder you and your third uncle are still single.
Tell me, do you two uncles and nephews have any special hobbies?
I don’t like girls who are sweet-smelling, but I like..." He glanced at the local dog named Donkey Dandan and showed a mean smile.
"Lao Luo, if you miss, just say it. You don't have to play tricks on yourself."
Wu Xie, who originally had a dark face, noticed that his third uncle's face was also livid, so he couldn't help but take a step back and gloated.
There was a movement behind him, and Tilapia curled his lips in disdain, then turned around suddenly and put his fingers together to avoid the sneak attack. At the same time, his middle finger happened to be pressed against the middle-aged man's Adam's apple, preventing him from taking a step forward.
"Third uncle, you are still carrying out sneak attacks at such a young age, but I have practiced it before."
Looking at the stunned people, Tilapia smiled proudly.
Wu Sansheng, who was making a sneak attack, lowered his head to look at the fingers pressed against his throat, then looked at Pan Zi and He Shao who were snickering, and finally glanced at the expressionless little brother.
Then, ignoring the threat, he slapped the tilapia on the back of the head.
"You little bastard, you said bad things about your third uncle and you still dare to do something. You are very brave, aren't you?"
After chasing the tilapia and hitting it a few times, Wu Sansheng laughed and scolded him angrily when he couldn't touch it.
I had no choice but to buy the identity from the system this time and Wu Xie was so good that I went to Wu’s house countless times to play with Wu Xie.
Unknowingly, I became very familiar with Wu Sansheng.
According to memory, during high school, this identity often caused Wu Sansheng to laugh and cry because of his troubles with Wu Xie.
Seeing Tilapia jumping onto the boat quickly, Wu Sansheng nodded with satisfaction: "Xiao Luo, you are still smart as always.
Because of the corpse cave just now, except for the little brother, everyone's hearts were very tight.
Let him make a fuss, and the tense atmosphere will be gone."
Several people boarded the boat one after another, and Tilapia stared at the river in a daze out of boredom from the moment he got on the boat.
For people who eat melons, it doesn’t really matter which world they travel to, as long as they have melons to eat.
He just wasn't happy, why couldn't he be the Wagtail Goddess with girls all over the place, or some bad guy in the snow, Qin Shi Mingyue, or even Douluo.
As for Doupo, or a more advanced world, he doesn't dare to think about it yet.
At this time, traveling through worlds such as the Great Desolate World, the Ancient World, and Eternal Life, I am afraid that I will not eat melons, but be eaten by others.
The boat rowed across the water, making waves, just like a tilapia feeling very restless at the moment.
"I don't dare to go to a high-risk world, but I don't want to come to this ordinary world either."
"Hey..., it's your first time out fishing, are you nervous?"
Feeling someone tap on his shoulder, Tilapia turned around and glanced, it was Pan Zi.
"Brother Pan Zi, where did you see that I was nervous?
I think this world is too boring. It would be better if there was some high-level martial arts or fantasy.
For example, if you encounter a few zombies, what would be interesting if you catch Bai Suzhen or Nie Xiaoqian."
"Brother Pan Zi??? In the past, you were called Brother Pan Zi.
Now that your wings have become stiff, let's call him Brother Pan Zi instead?" Rolling his eyes, Pan Zi didn't care that Tilapia's words were obviously unreliable, and he was very concerned about him calling him brother.
After hitting Tilapia's arm hard, Pan Zi said angrily: "Just don't be nervous.
But let’s make an agreement first. When you are in danger, I will call you brother to save you. You can decide how to call me.”
"Tch..., where is the danger in this low-level world!!!" Opening his arms, the tilapia embraced the sky and shouted boldly: "Come on, let the danger come more violently."
"Niece, has Xiao Luo been stimulated by anything recently?" Wu Sansheng pointed to his temple as he pulled Wu Xie to his side and put some distance between him and Tilapia.
"No....
That guy has recently fallen in love with the latest online novels, and he is a bit crazy.
This time I went out to take him with me just to change his mind."
In the ear of his third uncle, Wu Xie defended someone very loyally.
"No problem, why bother to change your mind? What you said yourself is contradictory."
Rolling his eyes, Wu Sansheng looked sympathetically at his nephew's friend, and said to himself: "My parents died in a car accident a few years ago and I became an orphan. I guess he was a little irritated."
The system has always been very considerate. No matter what identity Tilapia buys, he will always be an orphan, and his parents will die in various ways, which makes him very angry.
After choosing several identities, Tilapia finally concluded, "Being my parents is not a high-risk occupation, it is a special code that will lead to death."
This time when purchasing identity, the system gave several choices. Tilapia chose classmate Wu Xie, a good friend.
He has a good identity and can approach the characters in the plot easily and naturally without being out of character.
Even if you eat melon, according to the status given by the system, a few people will complain at most and have a bad taste, but they will not take it seriously.
Tilapia lay half-lying and admiring the scenery. Several people sympathized with him as a child who had been poisoned by online novels, and no one spoke to him specifically.
They come from a family of tomb robbers and are professionals, and he just comes to join in the fun, which is different.
"The ancient circle and the short side are indeed water pirates' caves." Wu Sansheng took the time to educate his nephew. The young man pricked up his ears and listened very seriously, while the boatman and guide laughed like crazy.
Tilapia: "Click...pop...click...pop..."
"Fuck, Lao Luo, you're eating melon seeds again. You're done with it, right?"
Just entering the corpse cave, it was a dark, humid, closed environment, and everyone was nervous.
Hearing the familiar voice, the corners of Wu Xie's mouth kept twitching, always feeling that his first tomb robbing career would be very inconsistent.
"Shh..."
"Hey...my guests, keep your voices down, don't dare to disturb Grandpa River God."
Before Tilapia could speak, the old guide was startled by Wu Xie's voice and quickly lowered his voice to remind everyone.
"That's right, it's best not to even look at the bottom of the water.
If you really can't help it, just take a sneak peek and be mentally prepared in advance, otherwise you'll scream in fright and alert the river god, and no one will be fine." Not only did the boatman look gloomy, his temperament was gloomy, even his voice had a hint of something in it.
After hearing the words, Wu Xie instinctively shut up.
Wu Sansheng: "...My eldest nephew is too easy to deceive, what should I do? Wait online, it's very urgent."
Pan Zi: "...Xiaosanye, you can't be calmer, look at how big a heart Ronaldinho has.
It's special. In this corpse cave, everyone can eat melon seeds calmly.
Not to mention anything else, just this heartless, stupid and bold temperament, he is the future successor of the inverted fighting world."
Mr. Hei: "..." He was trembling and didn't want to speak.
Chapter completed!