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At dusk, someone wakes up from a coma, opens his eyes, and sees the familiar roof of an adobe house.

Habitually looking at the blood-stained sheets, I secretly thought, "Although the fat girl is good, she is no better than a good old woman."

She can only complete simple settings, catch a fish, touch a shrimp, but she is still not smart enough.

If there was a good old woman, she wouldn't have to be thrown back into bed covered in blood."

I jumped out of bed and washed away a lot of the dried blood stains on my body.

Throwing the old sheets aside, he took out new sheets and laid them out. He moved around, picked up his mobile phone and opened the chat software, "It's not easy for me to live alone in the mountains, and there is no one around me to take care of me.

It's my friend who will send me a washing machine tomorrow, along with several hundred kilograms of beef jerky and barbecue seasonings. Next time I'll treat you to a special slate barbecue."

Some friends don’t use the word bastard to be polite. Tilapia always sounds nice in words, but in reality... let’s experience it.

In the cafeteria..., a certain female creature claiming to be a goddess was eating when she noticed the vibration of her cell phone, and skillfully took it out to take a look.

The next second, several teammates were puzzled. The corners of their mouths twitched several times, and their eyes were inexplicably complicated.

Then, put the chopsticks down, "swipe, swipe, swipe" and click reply.

"Hey, we just met today, and at night you were washing the washing machine and beef jerky, is that too much?" He clicked send, but it seemed that it was not enough, so he added "Shuashuashua": "Goddess is not short of money,

But the goddess is not Kaizi." Click to send.

As soon as he walked into the kitchen and saw the reply, Tilapia curled up the corner of his mouth, showing no disappointment at the other party's rejection: "I have always believed that even if there is no male or female involved, just ordinary friends, there is still love at first sight.

From the first moment I met you during the day, I decided that you, Di Leina, are a person worthy of close friendship.

Sunny, straightforward and frank.

Alas... a washing machine, several hundred kilograms of beef jerky, and a few barbecue ingredients.

Di Leina, I know you will not reject me, I believe it from the bottom of my heart." Click to send.

As if it wasn't enough, Tilapia looked through the emoji packs again and finally found a friendship-lasting animation.

In fact, the content is very simple, just two people standing on the beach with their arms around each other.

The sea breeze is gentle, the waves are blooming, and the setting sun is the backdrop. The waves are sparkling, reflecting the waves of good friends.

In the cafeteria, seeing the reply, Di Leina showed a bit of disdain: "You really treat the Queen as a child, you are an idiot, girl..." Halfway through the thought, when she saw the animation, Di Leina almost spat out a mouthful of old blood.

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The two of them hugged each other under the setting sun, and the key was that what was left to her was the four-petal white...butt.

The most annoying thing is that each petal has a word written on it: "Friends", "Friendship", "Long" and "Cun".

Along with the coquettish hip swinging movements of the two people in the picture, Di Leina not only spurted blood, but also almost spurted out the food she had just eaten.

Di Leina just wanted to express her anger when she slapped the case.

Looking out of the corner of his eye, he realized that he was now in the cafeteria, with several men and women looking at him inexplicably.

Sitting next to Di Leina, seeing her reaction, Qilin subconsciously stood up and took a look at Di Leina's phone.

"Pfft..., cough, cough, cough..." Suddenly, he became the second victim, his face turned red, and he didn't know whether it was from shyness or congestion from coughing.

Qilin's reaction aroused the curiosity of several people.

Liu Chuang and others in particular were all curious about what message Di Leina had received on her phone, and stretched their necks to take a sneak peek.

They don't dare to be fair and aboveboard, and they don't even dare to have any ideas.

Compared to a few sneaky people, Du Qiangwei is very direct.

"Rena, what's going on?"

Pricking up their ears, several men felt as uncomfortable as cats scratching their heads, and they all wanted to know the answer.

"Ahem..."

"Swiping" lowered the phone, not giving a few people a chance to peek. Di Leina smiled awkwardly and waved her hands: "It's okay, it's okay, it's just a joke picture sent by a friend."

"Friend...?" Frowning slightly, Du Qiangwei said in her heart: "You, an alien middle-aged girl, have a bad friend on earth?

If I remember correctly, apart from us, your WeChat friends are all common people in the military.

No..." Thinking of what happened in the morning, Du Qiangwei suddenly realized that Di Leina seemed to have an extra friend on WeChat this morning.

Thinking of what Di Leina said when she tempted Tilapia to add WeChat, Little Red Hair suddenly felt very unsure.

Even if she knew that Di Leina's nine-to-nine level was a joke, she wouldn't dare to bet on the zero-to-one level! She would bet on the integrity of a middle-aged girl.

"Leina, why don't you show me your information?" Du Qiangwei took a step forward and whispered in her ear.

"Forehead...???"

"If I were you, I wouldn't watch it." As if she thought of something, Di Leina, who had a dark face, gave a bad smile and said in an ambiguous tone: "It has something to do with your tilapia, are you sure you really want to watch it?

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"I knew it..." The urge to cover her forehead arose in her heart, and Du Qiangwei looked at the snickering goddess: "There is a conspiracy, this girl doesn't look like a good person."

I was scared in my heart, but I still said tough on my face: "I have nothing to do with Tilapia, so stop talking nonsense.

I'm just curious, curious...what did you two talk about?"

"It really doesn't matter?" Di Leina hooked Du Qiangwei's neck and glared sideways.

Suddenly, several men seemed to have received the signal and ran back to their tables in unison.

Without saying a word, he grabbed his chopsticks and, like a refugee, solved the dinner problem with three strokes, five divisions and two divisions.

In less than two minutes, the rest of the food on the plate was wiped away, and then everyone ran out of the canteen.

Seeing this, the little goddess looked away, and the golden light in her eyes disappeared in an instant.

If it weren't for the substantial golden light in his eyes, several people would definitely say a few words to him.

It's a pity that they don't dare to expose themselves.

He hugged Qiangwei and sat down. Rui Mengmeng was just a child, so they didn't take her with them in the morning.

Seeing that the little girl wanted to leave, Di Leina grabbed her wrist and left her behind with a smile.

The little girl was alone in the morning, and it just doesn't make sense to exclude people now.

Then, regardless of how many people react, just click a few times and put the phone on the desktop.

Qilin knew the picture, but didn't see the text clearly. Out of curiosity, she also read it along with everyone else.

Living in the internet age, pictures of tilapia hair are actually no big deal.

The real lethality comes from those four coquettish words and the hip dance that goes with the four words.

"puff...."

"You and Tilapia..." Rui Mengmeng took a look, but was too reserved to continue looking, and her behavior was not exaggerated.

Compared with the first glance, Qilin now had a serious face and said seriously: "I will propose to the superiors to purify the Internet again."

"Forehead???

"It's just a picture, sisters, don't be so exaggerated." Di Leina sighed as she nudged Qilin with her elbow.

Du Qiangwei is a person who has seen a lot of things in the world. She just glanced at the animation and didn't bother to waste any more time.

My little hand slid across the screen. I didn't see any private photos of myself, so I was slightly relieved.

Although I don’t remember taking those kind of photos, but because of the magic of super soldiers, I can take a few photos of myself taking a shower.

Regarding Di Leina's unreliability, she would send photos to Tilapia.

In less than three months of contact, classmate Qiangwei never had any doubts.

This is not to say that Di Leina will definitely do it, but she is worried that she is too passionate, has intermittent mental problems, and cannot afford to gamble.

Not finding the photo, Du Qiangwei breathed a sigh of relief and then read the content.

"A washing machine, beef jerky, barbecue seasoning?

Isn’t that guy showing off his head?”

"Yes! I also think that guy may have some serious illness here." Pointing to her temple, Di Leina's tone changed.

"but...."

"Another twist?" Du Qiangwei cursed in her mind, "I hate twists..."
Chapter completed!