Chapter 383 Talking about common acquaintances
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To be honest, Tilapia never thought that he would be lucky enough to be compared with a dog licker.
Licking the dog, licking the dog, licking until there is nothing left.
He is a tilapia. In his previous life, he was busy working on the set, let alone licking him. Even if he wanted to lick him, he couldn't find a chance.
In this life, because I am not short of money, I have been licked by several senior students.
pity.
Not everyone can lick a man who has a system and is determined to open a harem.
Although the seniors and juniors are good, the quality is still not that good.
Don't talk about seniors, you ask, how many people in the maid group want to lick him, and how many of them actually get started.
The popular heroines Nico Robin and Nami were the goddesses in the hearts of countless otakus in their past lives.
Come to him, it's just a beautiful vase.
It's fine to watch and play with, but no one likes vases.
On the contrary, the few Betas whose names did not appear in their previous lives are the most popular ones.
If nothing else, good looks are not enough, you must also have talent and be willing to work hard.
Licking, yes.
Let me lick it, at least be prepared for the marrow to be licked clean.
"Today's great masters are really better at playing than the other.
It is rumored that the Thunder God of War..." Just as he was complaining to his younger brother Olaf, and he was talking happily, Sneff's body suddenly stiffened, and he only felt an invisible sword pointing at his forehead.
He quietly raised his head and met Angel Yan's playful eyes.
“Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
God, I was wrong." With a blink of an eye, Sniff grabbed Olaf and ran away.
You cannot discuss the affairs of great gods, and you cannot discuss them in person.
"Force of the Galaxy, I heard that you are a disciple of Tilapia.
He is my best friend’s boyfriend, let’s find a place to chat.”
Holding Ge Xiaolun's arm, Angel Yan walked aside without any explanation.
"Nonsense, don't think I don't know you can read that secret message.
If you don't go, you won't go even if you kill me." He shouted wildly in his heart. Facing Angel Yan's haunting eyes and that foxy smile that gave people nightmares, Ge Xiaolun's whole body softened.
Niang Xipi, this girl kills people without batting an eyelid, and her fighting ability is extremely strong. She has confirmed her eyes and is someone she cannot afford to offend.
Forced to sit down on a fallen tree, Ge Xiaolun's butt transformed into a caterpillar structure, squirming away from the vixen little by little.
"Am I scary?" Noticing Ge Xiaolun's little movements, Angel Yan suddenly turned cold and asked in a low voice.
"It's not scary, it's not scary." He hurriedly waved his hands to explain, fearing that the other party would misunderstand, so he madly struck himself with a sword.
"Angel Yan, you are the most beautiful person I have ever seen, really, I won't lie at all.
But...I already have a girlfriend.
Although I'm not as beautiful as you, and I don't have as good a figure as you, but as a man, if you keep busy, you will become a scumbag."
"Oh." Nodding, Angel Yan said matter-of-factly: "You're right, he's really a scumbag.
Find an opportunity later to tell Tilapia and let him learn from you.
After receiving the same education, that guy is simply the best of scum, a hardcore scum."
His body froze in place, and Ge Xiaolun's whole body felt bad.
I'm just rejecting you politely, why bother getting involved with the principal?
Sister Zha Na doesn't care, Waterma is dying.
The machine turned its head and saw the playful smile on the vixen angel's lips. Ge Xiaolun's IQ quickly took over the high ground.
"Threat, this is Chi Guoguo's threat!"
"Angel Yan, let me tell you, don't go too far.
The senior is the senior, and I am me. Don’t bring our different outlooks on life together.
I know what a senior is like, so don't think you can threaten me." Grieving his neck, Ge Xiaolun decided to be tough.
Blindly tolerant, the angel and vixen on the other side obviously intends to push further, so this time he has a different response plan.
Unfortunately, neither Ge Xiaolun nor Angel Yan knew that a few hours ago, the girl Ge Xiaolun kissed for the first time had fallen to the devil's gun.
Coupled with Rena's last-ditch attack, there were no corpses left.
If he knew, Angel Yan would never tease Ge Xiaolun at this time, and Ge Xiaolun was not in the mood to deal with Angel Yan now.
"Tsk tsk tsk!!! You are quite smart, you can hear that I am threatening you with tilapia.
It's not easy, it's really not easy." His thoughts were guessed, and the old fox Angel Yan was not embarrassed at all, but smiled and praised him.
"I'm not a fool, you are so weird." Ge Xiaolun rolled his eyes and complained.
"Okay, I won't treat you as a fool for now." Angel Yan sighed, pretending to be helpless.
Her words stimulated Ge Xiaolun quite a lot.
"If you can't speak, don't talk. What do you mean by not treating me as a fool? I'm not stupid in the first place."
The environment in the north of Fraser is like a loess plateau. The wind and sand blowing by make Ge Xiaolun look even more pitiful.
"Don't worry, I was just saying casually." Angel Yan patted Ge Xiaolun's shoulder, and Angel Yan had no intention of apologizing at all.
There should be a certain amount of teasing, and as an old fox, Angel Yan knows this well.
"Tell me about tilapia.
We are outsiders, and we can read the guy's secret messages, but there are very few useful things.
As a junior, what's your impression of him?" Changing from his long skirt to his Su Yinjia, Angel Yan decided to change the topic as the heat was about the same.
Regardless of whether they are really curious or fake, the two of them don't have many topics in common. Tilapia, a common acquaintance of both parties, is obviously the most suitable starting point.
"Senior!" Recalling the first time he saw Tilapia in his mind, Ge Xiaolun felt a little decadent and said faintly: "Speaking of it, I'm actually not too familiar with the senior. After all, there are so many universities in Juxia City.
people.
However, the first time I met the senior, I was quite impressed.
I was still in military training at that time. During the break, I saw a student surrounded by several senior students, and all of them were pretty good-looking.
You don’t know, but at that time, I and several classmates were so envious that we thought we were the second generation of some family.”
As Ge Xiaolun told the story, the smile on Angel Yan's face began to change.
"You don't know, but after several meetings, the senior has never been short of good-looking girls.
Later I found out that some of those girls were members of the student union and wanted their seniors to write songs for the orientation party.
Some are simply people with evil intentions and against him.
The senior is a famous person in Juxia University. After a little inquiry, he learned a lot of information.
Some say he is talented, others say he is famously a filial son, but there is no negative news at all.
At a young age, he has earned a lot of money by selling songs. There are many celebrities and big internet celebrities who have to queue up to have a singing appointment with him.
In those few years, at least half of the top ten songs on the music charts were written by seniors.
He is good-looking, talented, and kind-hearted. He is a well-known school idol in the school. Many second-generation students are not as popular as him.
The seniors liked her, and the juniors liked her, but unfortunately, the seniors at that time were not in the mood to fall in love at all, and were single all the time."
Ge Xiaolun's sour tone was laced with envy, which made Angel Yan's eyelids jump.
At the same time, a thought arose in my mind: "The Tilapia I know and the Tilapia Ge Xiaolun talks about are really the same person?"
Even though the dark message he read basically corresponded to what Ge Xiaolun said, Angel Yan still expressed doubts.
When I was in college, I was surrounded by beauties and I could sit comfortably in my arms.
Even after graduation, I still have no record of finding a girlfriend.
Until Ah Zhui showed up and talked about starting a harem.
Wait a minute... Ah Zhui, start a harem.
Ah Zhui appears and the super gene awakens.
Angel Yan seemed to have thought of something, and his spirits perked up.
Subconsciously murmuring: "Super gene awakens, super gene awakens.
That guy didn't want to start a harem because he had the strength, right?
That's not right either.
Even if he didn't have the strength, given his ability at the time.
With the character of an earth girl, there should be no shortage of women.
Or..." His eyes flickered, Angel Yan said solemnly: "That guy is picky and can't look down on ordinary women at all?"
"That's not right either.
In the secret message, the girls surrounding him are not good-looking."
At this moment, Angel Yan was extremely confused.
Looking at Angel Yan who was muttering to himself, Ge Xiaolun subconsciously moved his body to distance himself.
"This angel is indeed seriously ill. It's not good to be too close to him."
Chapter completed!