Chapter 1182 Interlude
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Tilapia was speechless as she held the lively rabbit in her hand.
"Others meet vixens when they go out, but why do I always meet rabbits?"
Time flies by, and there is still a week before the plot begins. Because of Uncle Jiu's cooperation, the coffin shop business is getting stronger and stronger. Tilapia, who talks about the voice, returns to Renjia Town from the provincial capital.
Because I was bored, I chose to walk and camped in a barren mountain and old forest halfway. Unfortunately, I was attacked.
A gray little guy, leaving aside everything else, in terms of courage, Luo gave him a five-star rating.
The little demon who can't change his body and can only use the trick of confusing people to attack Xuan Xian at night is very brave.
"Hey, you girl...who gave you the courage?" Tilapia asked unhappily while shaking the rabbit ears.
"Human, please let me go as soon as possible. I will pretend that nothing happened today and I can spare your life.
Otherwise, when my master takes action, you will be driven out of your mind." The struggling little rabbit stopped, and the rude threat was transmitted into the tilapia's mind through his mental power.
sound......
Turn the rabbit belly up, and under the moonlight, the tilapia's face suddenly turns black.
"Xiaoyu, turn on the fire. We're going to roast rabbit for supper tonight. I want to drink it."
"Okay!
Although my servant’s cooking skills are not as good as those of Sister Emma, it’s not a problem to handle a rabbit.”
Hearing the shouts, Xie Yu, dressed in a white lace nightgown, revealing two long, round and fat thighs under the moonlight, slowly walked out of the temporary shelter made of wood.
After looking at the rabbit, which was struggling more and more violently, the woman smiled like a good wife and mother, which was particularly gentle.
"Master, the rabbit-headed slave will give you some spicy food."
Quickly taking out the cooking tools, Xie Yu took the rabbit and suggested with a smile.
......rabbit
"You two, I..."
"Click."
The little rabbit was still trying to make a final struggle, but a certain virtuous wife and loving mother smiled under the moon and the beautiful woman exerted a little force on her little hands, and completely ended the poor monster.
At the same time that the rabbit died, in a dilapidated thatched house dozens of miles away, a man with sinister eyes, a mahogany sign hanging around his neck, and a messy black beard froze. He immediately picked up the mahogany sign hanging around his neck and looked at it.
Seeing the cracks on the mahogany sign, the man's sinister eyes suddenly burst out with murderous intent.
Not caring that the war was not over yet, he immediately pulled out his blood-stained spear and jumped back to the ground.
"Damn you bastard, who is it that ruins my good deeds?
What if..." While cursing crazily, the man quickly picked up the bamboo suitcase from the corner of the hut.
He opened the box in twos and twos and immediately took out the incense burner, incense candles, flags, yellow paper... Cinnabar was placed on the dilapidated wooden table of the thatched hut.
The incense candles were lit, the flags were placed, and the man muttered something.
After the spell was over, he quickly picked up the prepared cinnabar and drew the talisman on the yellow paper.
With the talisman ready, the man bowed to the burning incense candle, clapped his hands, held the yellow talisman between his hands, and recited the incantation again.
He put the talisman back on the table with a snap, quickly took off the peach wood sign, and pressed it on the yellow talisman.
Then, under the man's sinister gaze, the originally good yellow talisman suddenly burst into flames without any wind.
The talisman made of cinnabar breaks away from the yellow paper and slowly merges into the mahogany tablet.
Seeing this, the man smiled and stared at the mahogany sign expectantly.
One second, two seconds, three seconds, the smile on the man's face disappeared and became increasingly ugly.
"Damn it, it's impossible to fail, it's impossible to fail." He said to himself in disbelief, and the man recited the curse again, drew the talisman, and repeated the actions just now.
Then......
While skinning the rabbit, Xie Yu frowned slightly, raised his head and looked into the distance across the forest, and couldn't help but murmured: "The soul is shaking, what's going on?" After murmuring, the young woman devoted part of her energy to appeasing the soul.
At the moment when she comforted her soul, in a thatched house dozens of miles away, the sinister man was preparing to try for the third time. His expression suddenly froze, and he felt something exploded deep in his soul. The next second, the sinister look in his eyes completely disappeared.
It became empty and lifeless, and the person fell straight to the ground.
The incense candles are still burning, and on the dilapidated wooden bed is a young girl with wide-open clothes and confused eyes, and on the ground is a middle-aged man with a messy beard and empty eyes.
Realizing that his soul had disappeared strangely, Xie Yu, after briefly handling the rabbit, began to prepare supper.
Spicy rabbit head and roasted rabbit meat, the young woman prepared them quickly,
I have to say, both rabbits and men, the master and the servant are really brave.
One is trying to use mere illusions to confuse the mysterious immortal, and the other is trying to use the soul power left by the rabbit on the wooden sign to track down an earthly immortal.
The ending was cruel. The master and servant rabbits lost their bodies, and the master contributed his soul.
Master and servant versus master and servant, the latter is completely victorious.
I just pity the young girl. I wonder if she will go crazy when she discovers her condition the next day when the spell of ecstasy wears off.
"After all, it's an old rabbit, and the meat quality is not good." Chewing the roasted rabbit meat, paired with freshly cooked bamboo leaves, the tilapia gave a fair evaluation.
Xie Yu......
"Tell this to your slave, I will treat you as my master because you are so naughty.
If Sister Xiao Wu hears..." The little woman was still laughing and teasing while pouring wine for others.
"Xiao Wu." Thinking about the little rabbit who had been depressed for a long time because of the clothes explosion incident, Tilapia showed his affection.
"Don't underestimate your little dance sister.
Let alone a mere hare, even if I want to eat soft-bone rabbit, he will not complain."
When mentioning Xiao Wu, the expression on the host's face left Xie Yu speechless.
"Sure enough, maids and maids are treated differently."
A glass of wine and a mouthful of rabbit meat, the supper is over quickly.
"The spicy rabbit head is good, I will make it again if I have a chance."
"Okay, I will remember this." After putting away all the tableware, Xie Yu nodded with a satisfied look on his face.
"Finally, a skill finally caught my master's eye.
Even if you can’t be on top, at least you can be remembered occasionally.”
Poor Xie Yu, faced with more and more newcomers and sisters in the maid group, her position became lower and lower.
In the simple wooden tent, the snakes, insects, rats and ants were driven away with domineering force, and the master and servant fell asleep again.
To the two of them today, the middle-aged man and the rabbit are like ants crushed to death by walking by, and they don't take them seriously at all.
On the other side of the earth, Gao Yue, who has an oval face and snow-white skin, is no inferior to Xie Yu. She is like an elf, with her eyes trembling slightly, looking at the blood-stained Tang sword in her hand.
The girl was in the study room of a noble mansion. One meter away, a blond man with blue eyes was lying on the floor, with blood pouring out from his heart.
"Yue'er, you have just made a noise, and the escort force is approaching the study.
Retreat, retreat quickly."
The sudden voice in her mind brought Gao Yue, who was temporarily unable to get out of the shadow of her heart because of the murder, back to reality.
Hearing the footsteps approaching from far outside the door, the girl's chest heaved violently and she took a deep breath.
The Tang Dao disappeared from the palm of his hand, the tip of his shoe touched the ground lightly, and like a ghost, he jumped out along the open window of the study.
Ignoring the height of nearly ten meters, the canvas shoes landed on the ground without making a single sound.
The moment he landed on the ground, his body was like a chameleon, disappearing into the manor under the bright blue sky.
The study door was knocked open, followed by a burst of noise, footsteps, and yelling.
Everything had nothing to do with the disappeared Gao Yue. At this time, she had already appeared on the roadside somewhere two thousand meters away.
Parked on the side of the road was a retro car with the same outer shell as the era, but a completely different interior.
After opening the door and getting in the car, Gao Yue was like a deflated rubber ball, sitting in the passenger seat without saying a word.
"It's normal for you to feel uncomfortable when you first kill someone. If you're afraid of nightmares at night, as the most favored newcomer of the master, my sister can give you preferential treatment and sleep with you."
From the driver's seat, the driver saw the girl in the co-pilot's mind and laughed and teased her.
As someone who has experienced this, the driver is more eye-catching than Huang Shanshan.
The little changes in the girl beside her have already been noticed by her.
Chapter completed!