"...Oh." Heido had no choice but to go back and pick up Ibrahimovic.

How did you grow up to be so timid?

Arriving at the back seat, when he reached for a can of ordinary elf food, Ibrahimovic shouted.

"I don't want to eat this! It's too dry and I don't want it! It doesn't taste good! I want to eat potato chips! I want to eat that fruit bread! And that puff!"

This little guy kept picking out snacks as if ordering food.

Hei Duo couldn't help but said: "Are you sure you are hungry and not greedy?"

Elf food is the best energy-supplementing food for elves, and it is also the most hunger-relieving and anti-hunger food. It can also be eaten by humans. Heiduo often tries the taste of the prepared food, but he cannot eat too much.

Some materials are harmful to human body.

"I don't want to eat it! You can eat dog food if you want!" Ibrahimovic argued. He still felt that he was a human being and refused to eat elf food that looked like large pieces of dog food.

……also.

Hedo opened a piece of bread for Ibrahimovic.

They are all snacks with little nutrition and you will get hungry soon after eating them.

But seeing Ibrahimovic devouring his food, Heido couldn't help but wonder if this food was really that delicious.

Two minutes later, Ibrahimovic raised his head, pushed the bread crumbs aside, and used his front paws to clean up the food crumbs around his mouth.

He even scratched his ears with his hind legs.

"I'm satisfied, I'm satisfied!" Ibrahimovic jumped into Heido's arms, holding Heido's sleeve in his mouth, trying to get him to pick him up.

What are you doing? Are you stuck with him?

Heiduo frowned. Although Eevee was very cute, before he knew the gender of this guy in his previous life, Heiduo always felt that this Eevee had a big, foot-picking man inside, and this big, foot-picking man was still acting cute.

No, just thinking about it makes me... vomit!

"We've almost eaten. Let's talk about what's going on with you?" Heido withdrew his hand and looked at Ibrahimovic indifferently.

Ibrahimovic was a little frightened by what he saw, and he shrank his neck and said: "What kind of situation, time travel, Pokémon, who hasn't seen it, how common it is in the 21st century..."

In the increasingly cold expression of Heituo, Ibrahimovic was defeated and said: "Okay! It's not enough for me to tell you!"

Ibrahimovic knows that this world is by no means a peaceful world like the animated version of Pokémon, where all elves and humans coexist peacefully. Just talking about those guys who worked hard to tie it up and sell it, Ibrahimovic knows that this world has both

Death is also dirty.

To be honest, it was fed up with the precarious life in the wild.

In the animation, there seems to be endless fruit in the woods for the elves to pick, but in reality? Every tree with fruit is in the territory of a powerful elf.

If you steal, they will beat their shit out of you!

Not to mention those trainers. Whenever everyone sees it, the first thing they do is attack it and hurt it! It is called recovery.

This world that looks beautiful but is actually extremely cold and twisted is not an ideal land or utopia at all. It is a more real and naked jungle society!

An older otaku like her who never left home before time travel has a very bad affinity for this world!

If God hadn't given her a plug-in, she would have died so many times!

And in this desperate situation, he unexpectedly met a beautiful young fellow! And this fellow seemed to be very capable and powerful.

Thighs! Golden thighs! You can hold them so well that you don’t have to worry about eating and drinking!

Fuck freedom! Freedom is meaningless when life is not guaranteed!

"I traveled through time last year and was born in an elf egg in that natural park. You don't know how I got here these days. It doesn't matter if I don't have enough to eat. Sometimes I can't even drink water.

Here!" As he spoke, Ibrahimovic started to cry, and his big watery eyes overflowed with tears.

Hei Duo folded his arms and said unmoved: "Where was it before time travel?"

"Before time travel? Uh... Before time travel, I was still in college... Okay, okay, I worked at home, part-time as an illustrator and art artist, and occasionally as a grandma..." Ibrahimovic lowered his head, Hei Duo's eyes looked like

It's like being able to see through its lies, so that it doesn't dare to tell lies.

Do you squat at home, or do you paint? I don’t know which one is more comfortable compared to his 996.

Hei Duo said slowly: "Name, gender, home address."

"...You are checking the household registration!" Ibrahimovic gritted his teeth, and it was disgusting for him to ask such inquisitive questions.

"It's really not a household registration check. I just want to make sure you are a trustworthy... elf." Heido explained the reason for his inquiry to Ibrahimovic objectively.

Ib paused and said: "...Okay, then let's maintain trust in each other. My name is Zou Xue, female, from Baliqiao, Tongzhou, Tianjing City, with two degrees. I decided because my hometown was demolished and divided into three houses.

Eating and waiting to die..."

Damn it, let’s dismantle the second generation!

Can't compare, can't compare.

Hei Duo sighed inwardly, who is the most popular tycoon in 2019? Not the rich second generation or any other second generation, but the dismantling second generation.

These rich people who can rely on demolition funds to avoid struggling for the rest of their lives are often synonymous with various scandals.

Without him, there is too much money and no place to spend it.

People like Hei Duo, who have waited ten thousand years but have not waited for their hometown to be demolished, can only look at the demolition of the second generation with envy and jealousy, and then waste time and health in 996.

Ibrahimovic gave a more general account of his situation. It was difficult for Heido to be sure of the authenticity, so he believed it five points. He remained skeptical about some of the remaining doubtful aspects.

After saying that, Ibrahimovic looked at Heido with expectant eyes, as if waiting for something.

Hei Duo knew that it was waiting for Hei Duo to report his family background, so he said: "My real name is Hei Duo, and my current name is Hei Duo. I have been male in my past and present lives. I once lived in Jincheng, Zhejiang Province, and worked in e-commerce operations..."

Since he doesn't trust Ibrahimovic, then he definitely can't stupidly tell all his information...

Huh? No, the current Ibrahimovic is an elf, not a human!

Hei Duo suddenly discovered a blind spot. Since Eevee... Zou Xue is now an elf, he can use the elf ball to recover it!

Although I don’t know what the principle is, the elf ball here is different from the elf in the animation that can escape on its own. As long as the elf inside does not have a chance to touch the switch, it is impossible for it to come out.

of!

Thinking of this, Hei Duo looked at Ibrahimovic with evil eyes.

On the opposite side, Ibrahimovic was still recollecting Heido's message. Its characteristic of danger avoidance suddenly activated, and its heart beat rapidly. It raised its head and saw Heido looking at it with a strange look.

"Uh... you..."

"I have a general understanding of your situation. We are all adults, so let's get straight to the point - I now have two options for you to choose from." Heduo ignored Ibrahimovic's timid look and said directly: "First,

From now on, if you follow me, I will provide you with food, drink and accommodation, and you need to protect me and help me. But to be on the safe side, you have to be taken back by me, because if I don’t take you back, what will happen to you if you are taken back by someone else?

It's very miserable. Of course I won't exploit you. If I were that kind of person, I wouldn't take the risk to save you."

Yes, the current Heido is actually Ibrahimovic's savior. If there was no Heido, Ibrahimovic would have been dragged away to fight, or do some biological experiments?

Heido remembered the red Abu (Eevee from the Sun) in the special episode. It was used by Team Rocket for experiments, and finally turned into a poor elf that could evolve at will, but had extremely unstable genes and was often in pain.

"..." Ibrahimovic didn't speak. His expression was a little confused. He obviously didn't expect Heido to say such realistic words.

According to the plots in those anime novels, shouldn't Heiduo be in danger, and then it save Heiduo's life, and then the two of them join forces and live happily together?

Screenwriter! The script was written wrong! The plot progressed too fast!

Heido didn't notice the crazy script in Ibrahimovic's heart at all. He continued: "Second, when the police come, you follow them. I don't need anything in return from you, as long as you promise not to expose me as a visitor from another world."

That's fine. But then I can't guarantee that you will receive favorable treatment in the future.

"After all, the Eevee in this world is not a rare elf. If you don't reveal that you know an alien language, the best ending would be to have enough food and clothing and be a pet who eats and waits to die. But that probability

Very small. Because there are too many trainers in this world who are keen on elf battles and will force you to fight."

Having said this, Heiduo paused for a moment, his mouth was a little dry. He drank some water to moisten his throat and said, "You can also choose nothing. Let's just say goodbye. You can leave now, and I won't stop you.

I won't illegally detain you, I don't have much time to deal with it...so you choose."

He spread his hands and gestured to Ibrahimovic to choose between being free, hanging around and waiting to die, or joining him.

Heido himself does not desire Ibrahimovic. Even if it has a golden finger, it is dispensable to Heido. With Ibrahimovic, he cannot defeat Kona now.

You still have to eat the food in one bite.

Ibrahimovic's expression was very tangled. No matter whether it was in the past life or in this life, it was always drifting with the tide. It was rare that such a choice related to the future was placed in front of it.

Just like when it just graduated from college, its classmates were all worried about jobs, but it had a house and a large amount of demolition money, and could live a good life even without working.

The future is a very unfamiliar word to it.

Until now, someone stood in front of it and asked it to make a choice. This choice was so important that it determined its future life.

Ibrahimovic couldn't help but glance at his elves standing behind Heido.

In Ibrahimovic's opinion, they are not cute at all, they are not comparable to handsome, and they are even a bit weird.

But when they looked at Hei Duo, there was never a trace of resistance or resistance in their eyes. They would even secretly send threatening expressions to Hei Duo because they were worried about Hei Duo's comfort.
Chapter completed!