Chapter 25: If you don’t keep accounts, I’m sorry for your skills.
"Old lady, don't worry, I know what's going on." Yang Mu said while patting his chest.
"I didn't really beat anyone to death?" asked the old deaf lady again.
"No, I'm not your stupid master, it's not light or heavy." Yang Mu said.
"Damao, are we still making this popcorn?" Lou Xiaoe asked, pointing at the popcorn room full of popcorn.
"If you finish these things, don't do them. From now on, we can make money by lying down." Yang Mu picked up Lou Xiaoe and turned around.
Then, Yang Mu briefly told Lou Xiaoge and the deaf old lady about the incident. Of course, Yang Mu did not have the habit of boasting and concealed his inhuman behavior.
"This is great. You live in seclusion behind the scenes and earn a lot of money, so you can save the streets from coming to you." The deaf old lady nodded repeatedly.
At this moment, the third uncle and Qin Huairu came to Yang Mu's house carefully and knocked on the door with a rare chance.
"Da Mao, are you there?" The third uncle tried to calm his voice, but it was different from the previous tone. Yang Mu easily judged that the third uncle was extremely nervous.
"Oh, Master, come in." Yang Mu smiled teasingly.
"No, don't make fun of it." The third uncle replied carefully, and then walked in with Qin Huairu. Both of them seemed very careful, with a flattering smile on their faces.
"Oh, Sister Aqiao is here too." Yang Mu grinned.
"Don't, Damao, don't do this. Just call me Sister Qin. Call me Sister Aqiao, I'm so swollen." Qin Huairu laughed and said awkwardly.
"Master, Sister A Qiao, what's going on?" Lou Xiaoe asked curiously.
"Oh, this is the nickname given by me, the third uncle and sister Qin. Nan Xiao Du Bei Lao Jiu, Thirteen Taibao is invincible; beggar coach Na San Shao, coachman Xiao Aqiao; blind drunkard, black and white impermanent dragon, tiger and leopard. Look, the third uncle is the image of the master. If you pair it with a folding fan, it would be perfect. Sister Qin is a romantic widow, and you can deserve the title of Sister Qiao." Yang Mu said with a smile.
"I didn't expect that an ordinary courtyard house actually hid three Thirteen Taishangs. I really couldn't imagine that the so-called big hidden in the court and small hidden in the city is nothing more than that." Yang Mu looked as if he was pretending to be profound and emotional.
The third uncle and Qin Huairu's faces suddenly turned dark. What a bullshit master, Sister Qiao, isn't this causing disaster for yourself?
"What about me? Give me a nickname too." Lou Xiaoe's eyes lit up and she asked excitedly.
"This is a bit difficult, blind man, drunkard? Black and white impermanent dragon, tiger and leopard, there is no one suitable for you. Otherwise, your name is Xiao Aqiao?" Yang Mu smiled.
"Hate, by the way, are the other ten-teacher-guarantees?" Lou Xiaoe asked with his eyes shining.
"No, this is what I made up now. I am going to put the title of blind man on the head of a fool." Yang Mu said.
"Sha Zhu is not blind. He might as well make him an alcoholic than to drink alcohol every day." Lou Xiaoge said.
"If you can be controlled by Sister Qin for the rest of your life, you can't see people clearly. What's the point of not calling a blind man?" Yang Mu said.
Qin Huairu had a thick-skinned face and pretended not to hear it. If it were the past, it would have been a fuss. But now, Qin Huairu saw Yang Mu's skills and did not dare to provoke Yang Mu. If Yang Mu was angry, she would give herself a palm. Her small body was not harder than a solid wooden table.
"Okay, okay, let's talk about serious business, Third uncle, Sister Qin, how did you come back?" Yang Mu asked.
"It was Zhong Yuemin and his brother who sent us back." The third uncle said with a look of reminiscence.
In fact, the third uncle still enjoyed this feeling very much. He was surrounded by a large group of children in the courtyard and shouted affectionately. The third uncle almost got lost. Fortunately, the third uncle was very sober. When he thought that he could not sell popcorn in the future and could not make money, he instantly broke free from this false state.
Qin Huairu was the same. When she thought of her evil mother-in-law, she instantly broke free from this state.
"Where is Zhong Yuemin?" Yang Mu asked.
"I went home and said I was looking for his father. Damao, can we really not sell this popcorn again in the future?" asked the third uncle carefully.
"The third uncle and sister Qin, you should know that this kind of thing is not suitable for people like us. You must show up and whisper to the buyer, and be nervous and be careful to prevent them from encountering those with red hoops. Can you make this money steadily?"
"Yes, I haven't been caught now. That's because you just sold it, and the time is still short. Once the time is long, and when the reputation spreads, something will happen. Then it's not just that you can't sell popcorn."
"So, Mr. Third, you, after work, use your strengths and watch Liu Heigou. Just make the account well. If you don't make the account, I'm sorry for your title of master, and I'm even more sorry for your ability. Don't worry, I won't treat you badly." Yang Mu said.
Yang Mu was so good at the arrangements of the third uncle, and did not waste his abilities. The third uncle, who is abacus, is too sorry for him to not let him plot.
"What Damao said was very true. At that time, I estimated that it would be sold for two weeks at most. Unexpectedly, something happened after only two days of selling. Fortunately, Liu Heigou and the others came to find trouble. If they were wearing red hoops, it would be even more troublesome." The third uncle nodded and repeatedly said yes.
"It's not just the trouble, it may be ruined for life. Snakes have snakes and rats have rats. We are not suitable for this, but Liu Heigou and his subordinates are in charge and let them do it. We live in seclusion behind the scenes. Even if something happens, we can push you and refuse to admit it directly. As long as you don't catch the appearance, it's okay. Besides, even if you catch the appearance, you will catch Liu Heigou and the others." Yang Mu said.
"Yes, yes, what Damao said is very true, but I don't know how Damao's money is calculated. It's very hard to make a bill." The third uncle asked with a smirk on his face.
"Mr. Third uncle, how much is your monthly salary?" Yang Mu suddenly asked.
"Thirty-seven five." The third uncle said without thinking.
"Oh, it's the same salary as Sha Zhu." Yang Mu said.
"I can't compare with Sha Zhu. Sha Zhu is just eating alone, and the whole family is not hungry. I have to raise a whole family." said the third uncle.
"Okay, I'll add 50 cents to you, 38 cents, and then flip through it, 76 cents, I'll give you 76 cents every month." Yang Mu said.
"How many?" The third uncle stood up with a "snap" and said in disbelief.
"Seventy-six, but this money is not only for you, but also for Yan Jiecheng and Yan Jiefang. Let Yan Jiecheng and Yan Jiefang go there to watch during the day, keep the accounts in it, and you go to check the accounts at night. If you do it well, there will be bonuses, and this bonus may not be less than the salary." Yang Mu casually drew a big cake for the third uncle.
"Okay! OK!" The third uncle laughed so hard that he couldn't stop talking.
"Da Mao, what about me?" Qin Huairu looked at Yang Mu with watery eyes, looking extremely pitiful.
"Sister Qin, are you continuing to sell popcorn or want to make something else?" Yang Mu asked.
Qin Huairu's first choice was to give up selling popcorn. Qin Huairu recognized Yang Mu's words very much. Selling popcorn is too dangerous. Today, it's just Liu Heigou and the others are looking for trouble. If they encounter someone with a red hoop, it will be as simple as losing popcorn, and they will even lose their jobs.
Another thing is that Qin Huairu is also afraid, and she is still safe in the Siheyuan. At least there is a silly master in the Siheyuan. As long as she throws her eyes, she shed tears, and crys poorly, the silly master will protect herself foolishly.
"What else is it?" Qin Huairu asked.
"Let's talk about it when you come back," Yang Mu said.
Chapter completed!