Chapter 136 Silly Zhu, your job is too rough
Yang Mu drove Yu Li, Yu Haitang, Liu Guangfu and Liu Guangtian back to the courtyard after work. As soon as they turned the corner at the entrance of the alley where the courtyard was located, a figure swooped over and hit the jeep driven by Yang Mu.
"Come on, come on, come on! Xu Damao bumped into someone!" Silly Zhu jumped out with a "Run~" sound, shouting while banging the gong hard.
Suddenly, a group of people gathered around and started watching the fun.
"Brother Damao, did we hit someone?" Yu Li was startled and immediately panicked.
"This is touching the porcelain. It's so obvious that you can't tell it? If I guess correctly, it should be the person sent by Sha Zhu to touch the porcelain." Yang Mu said.
After Yang Mu finished speaking, he got out of the car unhurriedly and saw a strong man lying on the ground in a prostrate posture. Yang Mu thought this posture looked familiar. Wasn't it the same posture he used when he blackmailed Silly Zhu yesterday morning?
"Si Zhu, you are so awesome. You know how to treat others in their own way. You have made great progress. You are still banging a gong randomly. You are not taking my gong, are you?" Yang Mu asked.
"What's your gong? I bought it! Are we talking about the gong now? Xu Damao, you are in trouble. You are in big trouble. You knocked people away." Silly Zhu grinned.
road.
"Ah, it turns out that I flew here from the entrance of the alley. I must have flown ten meters away." The strong man lying on the ground said quickly.
"Master, this is the person who blocked us last night." Liu Guangfu glanced at the man lying on the ground and said.
Yang Mu blinked and confirmed that the person Silly Zhu had found wanted to blackmail him and avenge himself for yesterday's blackmail. It's a pity that painting bones and skin is difficult to paint bones. Is Silly Zhu not deep enough to blackmail people?
The essence is, blackmailing people is not the purpose, but the means, and this job is too rough.
"Da Mao, what are you thinking about?" Yu Li couldn't help but ask, seeing Yang Mu's serious expression on his face.
"I'm thinking, should I say: How can this be ten meters? It must be seven or eight meters at most." Yang Mu said.
"How long has it been, and you are still arguing about these three meters and two meters?" the big man lying on the ground said quickly.
"Comrade, do your elbows, your ribs, and your lumbar discs still hurt?" Yang Mu asked with a smile.
The strong man lying on the ground was confused, because what Yang Mu said were all his words. The strong man lying on the ground couldn't help but look at Silly Zhu. Silly Zhu was also a little confused. These words should not be from the person he found.
Did you say it? How did you let Xu Damao say it? The key is that Xu Damao said it, what should the person he found say?
"Then can you still leave? Do you have to leave according to the schedule?" Yang Mu looked at Silly Zhu speechlessly, and said in a tone of hatred that iron cannot be made into steel: "Silly Zhu, your work is too rough, find someone.
You need to find more professional people when you want to touch porcelain. Don’t you chefs often deal with meat? Next time you touch porcelain, get some pig blood, sheep blood or something like that.”
"If it doesn't work, you can get some chicken blood. The moment the porcelain is knocked open, you must spit out the blood. You must face up to the sky, making a fountain shape, so that the spurted blood will automatically cover your face.
He can appear as miserable as he wants. Look at him, his face has not changed even though his face has not changed, his heart is not beating, he looks full of energy, and he must show that he is as angry as a thread."
"You should be like this, oh~ I can't do it, I can't do it~ ah!" Yang Mu gave a demonstration to Silly Zhu. Silly Zhu and the man lying on the ground were dumbfounded. They didn't know what to do? Yang Mu directly
The fool and the people on the ground will not be able to be harmed.
"Silly Zhu, what should we do next?" The man lying on the ground knew that he had been discovered. He suddenly felt that the ground was too cold and simply stood up.
Silly Zhu was so angry that his vision turned black. He was really not afraid of his god-like opponents but his pig-like teammates. The matter is not over yet. You just stood up on your own. Isn't this a self-inflicted crime?
At this moment, another strong man came with two police officers. Needless to say, this was also arranged by Silly Zhu, but the timing was wrong.
"Master, that person is also the person Shazhu found last night." Liu Guangfu said.
Yang Mu couldn't help but smile when he saw the visitors. They were Xiao Song and Qin Jingru.
Silly Zhu couldn't help but cursed these two pig teammates in his heart. They were all betraying their gangs. You still dragged the police here. Just drag them. You dragged acquaintances.
"Si Zhu, what kind of monster are you making?" Qin Jingru rushed up like an angry little tiger, pointed at Si Zhu and asked with claws and teeth.
"What kind of monster am I doing? It was Xu Damao who hit someone with his car and flew ten meters away." Silly Zhu said quickly and winked at the man.
The man suddenly fell to the ground and started shouting "Ouch, ouch~".
Xiao Song's face turned dark, and he couldn't help shouting: "Okay, stop pretending, think that we are all blind? Tell me, what is going on? I can't explain, come back to the bureau with me!"
After Xiao Song finished speaking, he showed off his handcuffs as if he wanted to arrest someone.
The man who fell to the ground immediately panicked and said at a loss: "It's none of my business. It's none of my business. It was Silly Zhu who asked me to blackmail people."
"Si Zhu asked you to blackmail someone, so you blackmailed them. What should you do if you hurt yourself?" Xiao Song asked angrily.
"Silly Zhu said that the jeep is very slow when turning, so it won't hurt anyone at all. As long as you watch the timing right, you'll be fine."
"Si Zhu, come with me to the station." Xiao Song showed his handcuffs and said.
Silly Zhu was dumbfounded. According to the original plan, Yang Mu hit someone, and then Yang Mu should pay the money. Unexpectedly, it turned out to be this situation after a few words. The strong man who brought the police saw that the situation was not good.
He wanted to run away, but was blocked by Liu Guangfu and Liu Guangtian.
"It's none of my business, it's Shazhu! It was Shazhu who asked me to call you here." The man also sold Shazhu directly.
Yang Mu couldn't help but shook his head. Silly Zhu was too childish. He was so crazy in the original work because he relied on his halo as the protagonist, his good cooking skills, and the protection of the uncle Yi Zhonghai and the deaf old lady.
He ran rampant in the courtyard, punched Xu Damao and kicked the second uncle in his bangs. He did not understand the darkness of reality at all.
Not to mention that Silly Zhu deliberately found someone to have sex with, and nothing happened. If something happened, and Yang Mu accidentally hit the person to death, no matter how Silly Zhu made trouble, the matter would eventually become a minor matter.
Disappear into nothingness.
Silly Zhu doesn’t understand the horror of power at all! He doesn’t understand the horror of the powerful class at all!
The mutual protection between officials and management is not just as simple as shielding and supporting each other. They not only have to protect their personal interests, but also the interests or power of the entire class.
There is nothing new under the sun. Things like the Gourd Monk's arbitrary judgment of the Gourd Case have been around since ancient times and will continue to happen in the future. They will never be stopped.
"Misunderstanding! Misunderstanding! This is just a misunderstanding! We were joking with Xu Damao." Silly Zhu said quickly.
"Master, is this really a misunderstanding?" Xiao Song looked at Yang Mu.
Chapter completed!