443: Dad, do you want to know about the three-point contest?(1/3)
Li Ang was chatting and laughing at the press conference, but at this time, the reporters wearing headphones below seemed to have heard something. They all frowned, and their expression management gradually lost control.
Li Ang looked at the changes in the reporters' expressions and was a little confused.
What? Is this the Trisolaran invasion of the earth?
Is there any breaking news more explosive than the fact that I hit someone? It couldn't be that Kobe Bryant vomited Tracy McGrady in another game, right?
Although I don’t know what news the reporters got, it is not difficult to tell from their expressions that the big one is coming!
"Li, the news we just received is that Coach Popovich stinks!" a reporter suddenly said to Li Ang.
"Yes, yes, it's normal for a dirty person like him to have a bad reputation. This shows that the public's eyes are sharp."
"No, you may not understand what I mean. I'm not saying that his reputation is bad, I am saying that he is a bad person! I don't know whether the people's eyes are bright or sharp, but the people's eyes must be hurt!"
"Uh..." Li Ang looked at the reporter who was talking incoherently, not knowing what he was talking about.
People stink, what does this mean?
Popovich is mad at me!?
Thinking of this accident that happened to this well-known NBA coach, Li Ang showed... a happy smile!
But that’s not right. Even if you are really angry, it will take at least a few days before it smells bad.
"I just got the news that coach Craig Popovich is dead!" another reporter said seriously.
Li Ang smiled happily, is this serious?
"But it's not death in the biological sense. Coach Popovich's death this time is sociological death, or social death for short."
"Okay, I'm holding back my words. Can any handsome guy tell me what happened?" Li Ang was stunned. No matter how he died, he wanted to know whether Popovich was dead or not.
At this time, when a reporter who looked like Cassel heard the word "handsome", he immediately stood up confidently: "Coach Craig Popovich," he rushed around the press conference.
One pair of pants!"
Leon and D'Antoni looked at each other on the stage, their eyes filled with confusion.
On the spot...it disappeared!?
This is really big!
At this time, at the Spurs press conference.
The foul smell has filled the whole room.
The reporters covered their mouths and noses one after another. They never imagined that the first time they would use fire escape knowledge would be at Popovich's press conference.
Popovich sat on the bench, at a loss.
It's not possible to stand up, but it's really embarrassing to continue sitting like this waiting for poop.
He could only look at the press officer and ask him to terminate the press conference immediately.
The press officer immediately drove away the reporters. Who knew that before the reporters here were driven out, a bunch of reporters who smelled the stench poured in outside.
At this time, half of the reporters at the Suns' press conference came here. Popovich is the first person in NBA history who can steal Li Ang's traffic.
A bunch of people frantically took pictures of Popovich, and talked about it while taking pictures.
"Did he really pull it?"
"Nonsense, the microphone captured the sound, the evidence is conclusive!"
"Damn, this is big news!"
Popovich really wanted to die at this moment. Li Ang's punch really made his stomach uncomfortable, but he really didn't expect that he would ejaculate on the spot.
Many reporters with medical knowledge also analyzed that Popovich's ejaculation on the spot may have been due to changes in abdominal pressure due to a heavy blow, which eventually compressed the intestines and caused incontinence.
Either it is due to traumatic stimulation that causes violent intestinal peristalsis, which leads to increased abdominal pain and defecation.
Don't ask why reporters know so much. Don't talk about reporters. They are the readers in the novel book review section. Every one of them is crouching tiger, hidden dragon, and has rich medical knowledge.
Popovich really didn't have any time to react just now, this big thing just happened.
So, when doing this kind of thing, don’t worry about how anxious you are, you must use gloves. Li Ang didn’t use gloves when he hit someone this time, so wouldn’t it be an accident?
The press officer tried his best to drive them away, but the reporters still refused to leave. After all, this was a shitty situation that the NBA had not seen in a century.
Although the stench at the scene was unbearable, as reporters, they still showed their professionalism.
Still staying at the scene, I am willing to hear its flight and watch its defecation.
Finally, the press officer had to call security to drive the reporters away.
If the reporter continued to block the door and refused to leave... the press officer felt like he was going to be stunk to death!
As soon as the reporters left, the press officer heard the sound of "puff-puff-puff-puff" again, as if someone was driving a tractor in.
The press officer looked back at Popovich, who really couldn't bear to look at him.
Popovich is now in a catastrophic state, surging forward.
"What about that, coach, please pull slowly, I'll wait for you outside."
After saying that, the press officer immediately fled the scene.
The empty press conference scene was filled with only the old thieves and the foul smell.
Although the reporters had been driven out, it was too late.
Popovich's hands were shaking, and he couldn't imagine how he would appear on the news tomorrow.
He suddenly felt that he might as well be punched in the head by Li Ang.
It would be better to be carried directly to the hospital than to leave this fragile person alone!
In fact, Popovich is simply overthinking.
How could reporters possibly publish the news tomorrow about him disappearing on the spot?
In this era where the Internet has become more and more developed, reporters immediately published the news about Popovich's leaked information at the press conference!
When Li Ang heard that Popovich was coming, he immediately looked online.
Good guy, in addition to pictures, there are also videos on the Internet!
Although he couldn't smell the stench through the screen, Li Ang could hear the "crackling" movement on the stage.
Combined with Popovich's suddenly uncomfortable expression.
The fact that people were thinning out on the spot is basically a real deal!
Li Ang felt embarrassed for Popovich across the screen.
For a time, the news about Popovich's scene spread rapidly, and its popularity quickly increased on the Internet.
The number of clicks on the video even exceeded the number of clicks on the video of Leon and Pachulia hitting the stands!
Popovich's wave, if he can't make a move, it will be a big one.
The news that Popovich was missing on the spot quickly spread around the world, and some Suns fans found it incredible.
They cursed Popovich for being incontinent this afternoon, and it actually worked!
This is called retribution, hahahahaha!
Li Ang really didn't expect that his punch would be so powerful.
At first, many Suns fans thought that Liang only punched Popovich in the stomach, which was a bit advantageous to Popovich.
But now it seems that fans realize that they are out of touch.
This punch is very cost-effective!
It has been scientifically proven that when a person is extremely excited, his muscles will quickly straighten, swell and harden. For some unique talents, the hardness can greatly increase their penetration, achieving the effect of making the other party squirt.
Li Ang: I am not talented, but I am the one who is unique in the world~
The penetrating power of this punch really penetrated the old man Vicky.
I really lost Popovich.
This time after She died, Li Ang wanted to see if Popovich still dared to show off in front of him!
The effect of tonight's revenge was indeed far beyond Li Ang's original expectations.
Moreover, tonight's surprises are not over yet.
After reading the news about Popovich's disappearance, Li Ang walked into the toilet and opened the system interface.
There are still four chances to draw rewards waiting for you!
As we all know, as a reward for fighting, Li Ang can choose whether to draw badges or attributes.
Li Ang did some research. Kurt Thomas and O'Neal Jr. are two insiders. Li Ang doesn't think their badges will be of much use.
Since Rondo can't attack, his badge is most likely a passing badge. Li Ang already has enough passing badges, but they are really unattractive.
Besides... Rondo is also an insider!
If you win a rebound badge, wouldn't it be even more useless?
To be continued...