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Chapter 9 Eighteen Rules of Husbandry

Three days later, on an auspicious occasion, I was walking around in Sanniang's Tavern in a wedding dress, greeting guests, and felt a little weird in my heart.

Just got married like this? You have to know that in the real world, he would avoid blind dates arranged by his parents because he thinks marriage is really troublesome, and he has never met anyone he must marry in his life.

But I have to say that people in ancient times were really simple and straightforward. They just liked each other. Even if they only met on the night of the wedding, they could stay together for life. Children of the world don't have so many rules and conventions.

For a person with no identity like Zhou You, if he wants to live in this world for many years, marrying Sanniang, who also has no relatives, may be a good match. Otherwise, he will be alone in this world as an outsider.

It's really too boring to be alone.

"Brother, if you are tired, go and take a rest first! You will be busy later. Just let me greet the guests here," Zhou Xiong walked over and smiled at Zhou You.

"It's okay," Zhou Youze said, shaking his head and smiling, "I just didn't expect so many guests to come all at once."

Zhou You was indeed a little surprised, because as far as he knew, Sanniang no longer had any relatives, so how could there be so many guests during the wedding?

Moreover, the people who came seemed to come from all walks of life. Could it be that all the guests who had eaten at Sanniang's Tavern before were here to join in the fun? Is it only the business people who have so many friends?

Looking at the bustling Sanniang Tavern, Zhou You realized that he might have underestimated his wife! What was the reason why so many people came to attend his and Sanniang's wedding?

Not long after, the auspicious moment arrived. Under the auspices of a prestigious neighborhood elder, the bride came out and the ceremony of worshiping heaven and earth officially began.

Witnessed by all the guests, after the ceremony was completed, Zhou You heard the synthesized voice of the system in his mind: "Congratulations to the host on your wedding. You will be given several opportunities to sign in on your own. The host can automatically choose the location.

Sign in."

"Huh? Can you still sign in on your own? How many opportunities do you have? How many times will it be? Really, just say it a few times, why are you hiding it so much to create suspense?" Zhou You was a little surprised and confused, but also curious in his heart.

Standing up: "What does it mean to automatically select a location to sign in? Could it be that you can also sign in in the lobby?"

Zhou You was thinking about this when suddenly the familiar sound of system synthesis sounded in his mind again: "Sign in at the lobby and get a set of ancient wedding etiquette procedures!"

"What the hell?" Zhou You was confused for a moment, feeling the information about ancient wedding customs and etiquette pouring out of his mind. He was speechless. What's wrong? Why do you want this? Are you going to specialize in weddings in ancient times? Is there such a business?

?

The church has finished worshiping, but there are so many guests who will need to be greeted by Zhou You. Moreover, these people from various religions act as if Zhou You has robbed their goddess, and they drink wine from Zhou You one after another. It seems that they are not satisfied.

He got him drunk and refused to give up, causing him to run into the latrine several times. Finally, with the help of Zhou Xiong, he escaped by pretending to be drunk.

In fact, after drinking so much, even though the alcohol in ancient times was as low as beer, and Zhou You's current physical condition is good, he still felt a little drunk.

"It's okay, Brother Zhou, you...you go to the front to greet people first! I...I can go in by myself," Zhou You, who had a slightly big tongue, said to Zhou Xiong who helped him over outside the new house in the backyard of Sanniang Tavern.

Wait, after Zhou Xiong left with a smile, he suddenly felt that what he just said was a bit awkward. Isn't it okay to just go in to this new house by myself? Can I take Zhou Xiong in with me? You're not drunk, what nonsense are you talking about?

Shaking his head and laughing, Zhou You pushed open the door and went in. He suddenly thought of the system's opportunity to sign in on his own, and couldn't help but secretly thought with a look on his face: "System, I want to sign in, I want to sign in in this new house!"

"I wonder what I can get? Will you give me a room surgery or something?" Zhou You was thinking, but the sound of the system's synthesis that quickly sounded in his mind caused a lustful smile to appear on his lips unconsciously.

Stunned: "When you sign in to the new house, you will get the eighteen points of husbandry. This is the only magic weapon to promote a harmonious and stable relationship between husband and wife!"

Feeling the information about the eighteen ways to be a husband, Zhou You couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth slightly.

The so-called Eighteen Rules of Husbandry, in a nutshell, everything your wife says is right, and what you say is wrong is also right. When your wife is unhappy, you must learn to coax her. When your wife is angry, you must first learn to apologize. To put it bluntly, I teach you what to do.

A housewife's guide to action.

"I didn't expect your system to be like this! Are you kidding me?" Zhou You was very depressed and speechless. Sure enough, he would suffer if he was greedy for cheap. The free stuff was not good! You want me to learn the Tao of a husband? Are you kidding me? I might as well be a bachelor.

Woolen cloth!

"Husband, what are you doing at the door? Why don't you come in?" Sanniang's voice made Zhou You come back to his senses. He saw Sanniang sitting on the bedside of the festively decorated new house and covered with a red hijab, and he responded casually.

Then he turned around and closed the door: "Oh, it's nothing!"

When Zhou You closed the door and turned around, he saw that Sanniang had already lifted the hijab by herself. She stood up with a sigh of relief and walked to the table, poured a cup of tea and came over: "I'm suffocated! Husband.

, drink some water! Let’s relieve the alcohol odor!”

"Ahem... shouldn't I be the one to take off this hijab?" Zhou You was stunned for a moment and subconsciously reached out to take the cup of tea. He couldn't help but point at the red hijab that Sanniang had casually thrown on the bed.

"Uh, um...where did the children of the world come from so many rules?" Sanniang said indifferently, and immediately took off her wedding clothes: "Oh, it's so hot!"

After just taking a drink of water, Zhou You saw Sanniang taking off her wedding clothes and wearing only a close-fitting thin shirt. She couldn't help but be a little stunned. She felt a little thirsty again. What is this?

Luzi? Were women in ancient times also so unrestrained?

Then, seeing Sanniang rolling up her sleeves to reveal half of her jade arms and looking at him eagerly, Zhou You couldn't help but swallowed: "Sanniang, what are you..."

Looking at her posture, does she want to beat her husband in the bridal chamber? What's the situation? Do you want to have such a high time? The queen's leather whip and chili oil tiger bench?

"Husband, we didn't have a good time sparring before, and we have to decide the winner today!" Sanniang's words made Zhou You smile bitterly: "Sanniang, tonight is our wedding night, what are you doing?

?”

"Let's fight! If you can't beat me tonight, don't even think about getting into my bed!" Sanniang said matter-of-factly, leaving Zhou You completely speechless. Yaya, facing this kind of attitude

, let alone the eighteen or one hundred and eighty principles of husbandry, only martial arts will work!

So, as the candle shadows flickered in the new house, the newlyweds directly performed a full martial arts show, a true full martial arts show!

In the end, Zhou You relied on the tiger binding technique to really subdue the tigress, wrapping Sanniang's limbs and pressing her on the bed.

Next, it is naturally time to travel around and enjoy the fruits of victory. What the hell are these 18 pieces of bullshit husbandry? A man subduing a woman in bed is the real husbandry! If you like movies and TV shows, please save it: (www.
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