Chapter 732 Fish(1/2)
Xie Zhiyao waited outside the courtyard for a while before seeing Xu Hongdou, who was a little tired of getting out of bed, walking out of the courtyard.
Xu Hongdou's face was slightly sullen, his sunglasses hung on his head as if he hadn't slept well, and he looked at Xie Zhiyao with dull eyes.
“Mr.
"This big show can only be watched in the morning, and only today." Xie Zhiyao waved to Xu Hongdou, his tone urging: "Let's go, let's go. If you go late, you may not be able to see it."
Xu Hongdou rolled his eyes and followed Xie Zhiyao in frustration. Unexpectedly, when he walked out of the village, he saw Yang Guanjun again, who had also not slept well and had messy hair.
Yang Guanjun bit into a steamed bun and muttered: "Ayao, what are you doing so early in the morning? Hongdou is here too."
"Let's go, let's go, you'll know later."
Xie Zhiyao acted very mysteriously and dragged the two of them away quickly.
After walking for almost twenty minutes, Xie Zhiyao slowed down like a thief and beckoned to the two of them.
The two people who had been woken up and walked a long way in the morning walked over helplessly, and saw Xie Zhiyao pointing towards a big tree on the edge of Erhai Lake.
"did you see it."
Yang Guanjun followed Xie Zhiyao's hand and looked over. There was a chair and a fishing rod. After taking a closer look, Yang Guanjun was suddenly startled: "Ayu? Fishing? Fishing here?"
Xu Hongdou's face was full of questions: "No, Mr. Xie, you want me to come fishing with Mr. Zhou so early in the morning?"
"Fishing is not the point, the point is..."
Xie Zhiyao glanced at Yang Guanjun, and they both laughed at the same time: "You can't fish here!"
"Then why don't you remind him?" Xu Hongdou had a look of disbelief on his face. He felt that these two men were simply boring. He shook his head and rolled his eyes before going over to remind Zhou Yu.
Unexpectedly, Xie Zhiyao grabbed Xu Hongdou, and while Xu Hongdou looked puzzled, he pointed in another direction: "Look over there first, we have nothing to do, but there are many others besides us.
People are waiting to see the excitement, so don’t disturb their interest.”
Xu Hongdou turned around and looked over, only to realize that there were more than three of them hiding on the road railing. Xu Hongdou even saw two other small courtyard tenants, Lao Ma and Hu Youyu, sneaking out their heads.
There was Xiaoqin from the canteen outside. She even looked at Grandma Xie, who was supposed to be setting up a stall in the village, and saw the aunties in other villages looking at her with smiles.
Such a scene was indeed a bit beyond Xu Hongdou's imagination, and it was a test of her logical ability. Unavoidably, her face became a little confused.
"What's going on?"
"Look over there again."
Xie Zhiyao pointed in a different direction. Xu Hongdou looked over and saw several people wearing red sleeves hiding aside. Their expressions seemed to be very embarrassing and complicated. They walked away with cigarettes in their arms, either staying or not knowing at all.
Why are you here?
"what happened?"
"Everyone is here to escort Ah Yu." Yang Guanjun laughed softly: "A Yu doesn't come back often. I don't know that fishing is not allowed here at all. Now the places where fishing can be done are just designated places. Other places are not allowed.
Yes, if those people dare to go over, grandmas, aunts, uncles, etc. will come over immediately. I haven’t seen such a lively scene for a long time.”
Xu Hongdou really didn't understand it at all and felt baffled: "What the hell is going on."
"Everyone came here because they wanted to prevent others from disturbing Ah Yu's fishing, but mainly they came to join in the fun."
Xu Hongdou shook his head: "I think it's lively enough now."
Xie Zhiyao said with a muffled laugh: "It's not the most lively time yet. The aunts in our village are very good at quarreling. But after the village started to do tourism, everyone has been holding it in for a long time. No matter how bad the mood is, they still have to smile at the tourists.
Welcome, this is looking at those few people as an outlet. Do you think those people are in trouble there? The nearby villages are related to each other and the people who manage this place are also people from the village. Of course they will not dare to come over. When the time comes,
I will definitely be collectively disliked by the grandmothers and aunties in many villages."
Xu Hongdou was speechless: "Then you're just so frozen?"
Yang Guanjun said cheerfully: "Others can't cure Ah Yu, but those people's reinforcements are coming soon. There is someone who even Ah Yu can't afford to offend. This is the fun everyone is waiting for."
Xu Hongdou was still puzzled, but she had no intention of reminding Zhou Yu and just waited quietly here.
Sure enough, not long after, a tricycle came from afar and stopped nearby. An old man with gray hair held a thin bamboo and walked steadily in the direction of Zhou Yu.
At this time, Zhou Yu was still concentrating on fishing and reading a book from time to time, and did not realize that the danger was coming.
"The old village chief is still in good health. He is still using his spare energy after retirement."
"Zhou Ayu!"
The old village head was so angry that he shouted when he was about ten steps away from Zhou Yu. Zhou Yu, who was fishing, slowly turned his head and saw the old village head coming over menacingly with a bamboo stick.
They were all confused.
"Old village chief?"
"Who asked you to fish here!" The old village chief raised the bamboo stick as a gesture of attack. Zhou Yu also cooperated and swung the fishing rod and jumped up to avoid it.
Zhou Yu hid behind the chair and said quickly: "Old village chief, what are you doing? Put it away quickly."
"I've been back for two days, but I didn't know that I, the old village chief, still had time to come here to go fishing. I didn't know that this is my area of responsibility! I'm looking for a fight!"
The old village chief chased Zhou Yu and hid at the same time. Zhou Yu used the skill of King Qin to circumvent him very well. He hit, dodged, chased and ran. At this time, Zhou Yu was not as quiet as other times, as agile as a splash.
Monkey, this scene is so lively that Xie Zhiyao and Yang Guanjun burst into laughter.
Even Xu Hongdou couldn't help laughing when he saw this.
"Tell me how old you are. Are you not a girlfriend every day? If you are not married at your age, do you want your old Zhou family to be cut off?"
This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! "I am busy at work every day. I don't go back to my family and sacrifice my ancestors. I leave everything to others. Without Ayao to help you keep an eye on your little property, it would have been long ago.
His surname is no longer Zhou!"
"Don't fight, don't fight. I know, I know. Old village chief, please slow down and be careful of falling."
"I can't even wrestle you! I have to teach you what the rules are for your grandfather and father today! If you don't do the important thing of passing on the family line, you just have to play!"
Although the old village chief said he wanted to hit Zhou Yu, he was very careful in his approach. He only waved the bamboo stick at Zhou Yu's leg. Although Zhou Yu dodged quickly, he was inevitably hit twice.
It didn't hurt at all, but Zhou Yu still made a grin.
"Fishing rod! Ah Yu! Fishing rod!"
Xie Zhiyao suddenly shouted loudly from the side. Zhou Yu turned his head and his eyes suddenly lit up. Like other fishermen, he rushed towards the dragged fishing rod without hesitation and then pulled the fishing rod with all his strength.
When he picked it up, the fishing rod had already been dragged into the water by the fish. Zhou Yu jumped in without caring.
Zhou Yu laughed loudly: "Don't fight, don't fight, there is a fish! The fish ran away after a while!"
The old village chief couldn't help but laughed angrily when he saw Zhou Yu doing this. He threw the bamboo stick and watched Zhou Yu catch the fish without doing anything, and even held his hand to pull Zhou Yu ashore.
After the pole was collected, the old village chief also came over and said, "The fish are not small yet. You can eat fish at night."
"Eat fish, eat fish." Zhou Yu nodded with a smile: "I'm not going to catch a big fish to honor you."
"Don't talk about these useless things." The old village chief stretched out his palm: "A fine of two hundred is imposed. The rules are the rules. Next time you go fishing, go to the designated place."
Zhou Yu, whose lower body was already soaked, tugged at the corner of his mouth. He was about to take out his phone but found that it was empty. He glanced at the waterside blankly and then ran over to look for his phone in the water. He found it after a while.
A water-soaking machine, he shook his own water-soaking machine twice and looked helplessly at the old village chief.
The old village chief knew a lot: "Nowadays, mobile phones are waterproof, so hurry up and pay."
Zhou Yu rolled his eyes violently. Xie Zhiyao was holding his stomach and laughing so hard that he felt like he couldn't breathe. It's no wonder that it was so lively and interesting to watch early today.
But in the end, the farce ended with Zhou Yu paying a fine of 200 yuan, and the old village chief confiscating the 'criminal tools' and trophies on a tricycle.
When Xie Zhiyao came over, Zhou Yu said angrily to this guy: "Why didn't you tell me that fishing is not allowed here?"
"I didn't know you came to fish early in the morning." Xie Zhiyao innocently spread his hands and said, "I only found out about it from what others said."
Zhou Yu sighed and looked at his wet pants and shoes: "I doubt you are sincere."
Xie Zhiyao said seriously: "How is it possible? We have such a good relationship and I just forgot to remind you."
Zhou Yu nodded: "I'm back."
Zhou Yu, who was walking by Xie Zhiyao, glanced at Yang Guanjun. At the same time, he looked at Yang Guanjun and hugged Xie Zhiyao. When Xie Zhiyao's face was full of astonishment, Zhou Yu also grabbed him.
Xie Zhiyao, who was smiling happily just now, and Yang Guanjun together forcibly held down the guy, dragged him to the water's edge and threw him down.
"If you like to watch the excitement, you should also take a bath and calm down."
Zhou Yu sneered and looked down at Xie Zhiyao, who fell into the water with a thud. He shook his pants with his hands, raised his head, and trotted home with quick strides.
Xie Zhiyao watched Zhou Yu run away speechlessly, glared at Yang Guanjun and stretched out his hand: "If you don't pull me up yet, my butt is stuck in the mud."
"Coming, 1..."
Plop.
Xie Zhiyao stood up, patted his butt and sneered: "How could it be possible that only the two of us fell into the water? Calmly think about why you want to be a traitor."
"Bah!" Yang Guanjun spit out a mouthful of water and raised a finger directly towards Xie Zhiyao: "Fuck!"
The three drowned rats went home to take a shower and change clothes. Xu Hongdou laughed so hard that she couldn't stand up straight. She felt from the bottom of her heart that these three men in their thirties were extremely childish.
It was quite amusing to see the three fellow comrades who had no image to speak of along the way.
A group of people gathered in the small courtyard at noon. Zhou Yu sat in the courtyard with an expressionless face, staring at Xie Zhiyao and Yang Guanjun without any fluctuations. They were making fish soup for themselves, grilling fish, frying small fish, and fish.
It wasn't the fish that fell just now, that trophy had already entered the kitchen of the old village chief's house and was probably going to die tonight.
To be continued...