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Chapter III Illegal Advertisement

The so-called gentle village is a hero's tomb. After Zhu Youxiao's defense line that had been struggling for three months, Zhu Youxiao finally became a veritable emperor. Since he favored the palace maid yesterday, he has been having fun all night and living a life of being intoxicated by paper, singing and singing every night, and being corrupt and degenerate.

In the spacious Fengtian Hall, Zhu Youxiao sat high on the Golden Luan throne, with more than a dozen national beauty around him, with fish and geese falling, and flowers shy around him. Dozens of seductive dancers in the hall, wearing tulle and snow-white skin exposed outside, dancing in a circle with the slandering sound of the slandering songs, and there were two figures in the middle.

Zhu Youxiao looked carefully and found that it was Quan Xiaoyun and Miliana. They immediately took back the dragon claw hand that was swimming around among the beauties around them, pushed away the devilish figure, and were leaning against Zhu Youxiao, holding grapes in their mouths and feeding them to Zhu Youxiao. They kicked away several palace maids who were pounding their calfs for Zhu Youxiao, stood up from the Jinluan throne, and ran quickly towards the center of the hall.

As soon as he ran to the hall, a loud rumbling sound rang out of the sky outside the hall. Zhu Youxiao looked at the palace gate and saw a familiar figure flying in the air like a ghost. Zhu Youxiao suddenly remembered that he was the one who sent him to this world in his dream. He was frightened in his heart, and turned around and ran backwards.

But Zhu Youxiao suddenly realized that he seemed to have a root at this moment, and his feet could not move at all. At this time, a pair of very familiar hands grabbed Zhu Youxiao's neck, and a familiar face appeared in front of him, and said quietly: "I am happy to be an emperor! I am happy to be an emperor!"

Zhu Youxiao wanted to use his hand to push away the big hand that he could not relieve himself, but as soon as he raised it, he hung down weakly, and then his eyes went dark...

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Zhu Youxiao suddenly opened his eyes and glanced at them quickly, but there was no abnormality around him. A bright sunshine shone in outside the window. It was obvious that today was a good weather.

Seeing the familiar environment, Zhu Youxiao knew that he was dreaming again, and he couldn't help but feel depressed. He dreamed so much recently that he had some strange and depressing dreams. He finally became a beautiful woman and had to run out to break up the scene. It's a pity that so many beauties! It's a loss!

Zhu Youxiao suddenly felt a little frustrated. He looked down and saw that the palace maid he favored was pressing his head on his chest. A slender hand that was carved with jade was just putting it on his neck. Zhu Youxiao immediately knew why someone in his dream had pinched his neck. He couldn't help but smile. It turned out that it was this girl who was pinching his neck.

When he gently picked up the slender hand, Zhu Youxiao suddenly felt a smooth and tender feeling coming from his hand. He couldn't help but feel a slim and thought to himself that he was really a natural beauty. Wei Chao is really able to pick people. He immediately picked such a good one for me. Then he thought of Quan Xiaoyun and Miliana, and his eyes revealed a lewd look.

After taking away the cute little head pressed on his chest, Zhu Youxiao sat up. Such small actions woke the palace maid. Thinking about it, these beautiful girls who entered the palace were also pitiful. Not to mention those who had been favored by the emperor, just like those who had already received the favor of the emperor. Even if they were sleeping, they were very alert. After all, if they wanted to be favored by the emperor, they should always please the emperor. If they slept until dawn and when they opened their eyes, the emperor didn't know where they were going, how could this be done!

When Zhu Youxiao saw that the palace maid woke up, he stopped his move to get out of bed and asked, "You have been serving me for two nights. I haven't asked your name yet. Tell me!"

The palace maid's face was filled with joy. You know, if the emperor is about to ask you for your name, he would be a little hopeful. Although he didn't think about anything like the imperial concubine, he still had a lot of hope for a selection of servants. He happily got up from the quilt, showed his bare and graceful figure, and knelt on the wide dragon bed and replied: "Go back to the emperor, I am Dong Wan'er, who lives in Suzhou, Jiangsu. He is a beautiful girl who was selected into the palace a month ago!"

Zhu Youxiao looked at Dong Wan'er's naked body exposed outside the silk quilt and swallowed deeply, but he endured it and replied with a smile: "Dong Wan'er, a good name, I like it, but you should be careful of the cold and not the coldness of your body!" As he said that, he pulled the quilt down on Dong Wan'er, then got up and got out of the dragon bed.

He said again: "I will ask the Wei Dynasty to arrange arrangements for you. You are here for a good rest now. I am going to work."

After saying that, he stretched out his hands and stretched his waist. He suddenly felt a pain in his back. Zhu Youxiao couldn't help feeling unhappy. Damn, Zhu Youxiao was like his cowardly father. He couldn't bear it when he saw a woman. Although he was young, he could already be a veteran who had been struggling among the flowers for many years. Zhu Youxiao could experience this from his actions (hehe).

However, like his cowardly father, Zhu Youxiao, who was young, was a little hollowed out by alcohol. Zhu Youxiao had been on standby for three months, but after two consecutive nights, he could no longer bear it.

Zhu Youxiao looked at the big bronze mirror on the wall and felt unhappy again when he saw his figure. Damn, he had to have no figure and no muscles. Although his face was pretty good, he was unhappy no matter how he looked. He was a guy who never exercised. Thinking about his aches, Zhu Youxiao suddenly remembered the words of kidney deficiency. He couldn't help but feel scared. How old he was... Thinking of the emperor's embrace, he hugged him, for the sake of future happiness, Zhu Youxiao decided to strengthen his exercise every day.

Zhu Youxiao had just had this idea and was preparing to take action. Zhu Youxiao shouted to the eunuch who was guarding the bedroom: "Go and call the Wei Dynasty." (To explain, there were eunuchs on duty in the bedroom emperor's bedroom. There was a chair at the door of the bedroom, which was specifically facing the door, and then chose a eunuch who spoke lightly and breathed lightly, sitting on the chair to watch the night.)

After a moment, Wei Chao was summoned. Zhu Youxiao was dressed neatly at this time and asked Wei Chao: "Is Zhang Yuting here? Did he serve me today?"

Wei Chao replied immediately: "Your Majesty, Zhang Yuting is on duty today. When the servant came in just now, Zhang Yuting was still waiting at the door!"

Zhu Youxiao thought to simply learn some kung fu from Zhang Yuting, which would help strengthen your body and prolong your life! He said, "Call Zhang Yuting here, I have something to ask him for!"

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Under the warm winter, a slight cold wind blew. In this cold winter, Zhang Yuting suddenly felt sweat all over his body like a spring, and his close clothes were soaked all of a sudden. Looking at Zhu Youxiao in front of him, he was curiously picking around carefully in the weapon stand, Zhang Yuting just felt that his heart was beating up and down with Zhu Youxiao's footsteps.

When he saw Zhu Youxiao staying in front of a huge mountain-cutting axe and began to carefully look at the mountain-cutting axe that could have an estimated hundreds of kilograms, Zhang Yuting felt his mind was congested and thought, the emperor would not want to learn this mountain-cutting axe this time, he was talking too much, saying that he was a martial arts skill and was proficient in everything, and he taught whatever the emperor wanted to learn. He also found various weapons, so that Zhu Youxiao could pick them casually. Hi! It was all caused by this mouth!

Zhu Youxiao looked at the mountain-opening axe in front of him. It was really a big guy. It was probably Li Kui's kind of hero who could dance. He couldn't help but feel curious and reached out to lift the hand. The weight of the mountain-opening axe was obviously much greater than that of Zhu Youxiao's pitiful little strength, and there was no sign of moving. Zhu Youxiao was anxious and began to use both hands. The result not only proved that the weight of the mountain-opening axe was indeed amazing, but also proved that Zhu Youxiao was a veritable weak person.

Zhu Youxiao felt embarrassed for a moment, so he walked to the side and began to look at other weapons.

When Zhang Yuting saw that Zhu Youxiao was going to get the mountain-opening axe, he was suddenly in a dark mind. Fortunately, Zhu Youxiao was weak and didn't pick it up, so he gave it a sigh of relief. He thought that the emperor was holding the mountain-opening axe. How miserable the situation should be. He couldn't help but curse the person who sent the weapons, why are they all idiots? Will the emperor use those mountain-opening axes and maces? They are all fucking idiots.

After experiencing the mountain-cutting axe incident, Zhu Youxiao had a clear understanding of his strength. He did not dare to touch those big guys such as mountain-cutting axes, maces, and Zen staff, but focused his vision on those small weapons.

After picking for a long time, I really couldn't find any good ones. I pointed to a long sword hanging on the weapon stand and said, "Forget it, there is nothing to choose. I will learn sword techniques and find me some simple sword techniques to teach me. Just exercise my body. The difficulty is not too high!"

When Zhang Yuting saw Zhu Youxiao, he finally chose a sword, and his heart was relieved. As for swords, this is more elegant and suitable for people with the identity of Zhu Youxiao. As for swordsmanship, it is even better to say. Change the swordsmanship of his family, remove the difficult, dangerous, and indecent movements. Then teach Zhu Youxiao to do it.

He said, "When you go back to the emperor, there are many simple sword techniques. It's better to learn the introductory sword techniques of my Zhang family. They are simple and easy to learn, and the movement speed is not high and the difficulty is not high. It is very suitable for beginners like the emperor to practice."

Although Zhu Youxiao was very yearning for Kung Fu and had the dream of being a martial arts hero, he knew very well that he was not that material. Besides, no matter how high his martial arts were, he was not as powerful as a musket, so he would still be used as a tool to strengthen his body. He said, "Okay, learn whatever you want. I have your protection anyway, and I can't use any shocking martial arts. Just treat it as exercise. I ask you to practice for half an hour every day. If I don't practice for too much, it's a hard work to practice martial arts. If I weren't worried about my body, I wouldn't practice for half an hour. Today has been delayed a lot of time. Let's start quickly. I'm going to work after waiting!"

Zhang Yuting responded helplessly and began to start an introductory education of swordsmanship for Zhu Youxiao...

"Raise the sword!"

"Don't lift your butt!"

“The order is wrong!”

"The direction is wrong!"

"No, there is a little movement in the middle!"

When Zhu Youxiao was watching Zhu Youxiao make a mess of swordsmanship that he thought was simply the simplest, Zhang Yuting was already jumping around Zhu Youxiao like a monkey. He was watching Wei Chao and some eunuchs and Jinyiwei laughed secretly.

On the contrary, Zhu Youxiao was not busy. He was here to exercise his muscles and bones. His swordsmanship was beautiful or not. Zhu Youxiao didn't care at all, which made Zhang Yuting suffer.

Half an hour passed quickly. After Zhu Youxiao finished his exercise, he felt that he had more strength and felt that the effect was good, so he went to Zuoshunmen to work as planned.

As soon as I entered the door, I was startled by the high stack of memorials on the table. I asked Wei Chao: "What's wrong today? Why are there so many memorials? No big deal, right?"

The Wei Dynasty was also frightened by this. On weekdays, Wang An's Silijian usually wrote down those small matters, and the rest were all important memorials, and some direct memorials from the ministers and ministers of the ministers were at most dozens. Why are there so many today? He hurriedly said: "Your Majesty, I'll go and ask Wang An."

Zhu Youxiao responded, walked to the table, picked up one and looked carefully, and it turned out to be impeachment of Jiang Riguang. Then he picked up another one. This book was even more awesome than the one just now. Not only did it scold Jiang Riguang, but it also fired at Zhu Youxiao with a slander. Zhu Youxiao smiled and sat down, and read it one by one.

It doesn't matter if it doesn't matter. When Zhu Youxiao saw that his face changed rapidly. First, his anger gradually increased, which scared the eunuchs. Later, he became more and more smiling as he looked at them, and then he was confused.

At this time, the Wei Dynasty had already found Wang An. Zhu Youxiao looked at Wang An and smiled and said, "Wang An, these memorials have been handed over the past few days! Have you read them all?"

Wang An looked at Zhu Youxiao and was also very confused. According to Wang An's idea, Zhu Youxiao should be furious at this moment. After seeing him, he found that Zhu Youxiao looked relaxed and said, "Your Majesty, since the publication of that book, Jiang Riguang has received a lot of memorials. However, for some reason, there have been many more in the past few days. When the slave saw that the situation was wrong, he sent them all to the emperor."

There have been a lot of these days. When Zhu Youxiao thought that this booklet seemed to have been published for more than ten days, it was probably the weekly issue of this weekly issue. Could it be... Thinking of Jiang Riguang's random publication in the booklet, Zhu Youxiao couldn't help but feel terrified. No, so he quickly found this weekly issue to take a look.

So he hurriedly said to Wei Chao: "Did I ask Jiang Riguang to send a few copies of each issue of the week-end to the palace? There should be this week-end in the palace now. Wei Chao, please come here to me quickly. I want to take a look."

Wei Chao was about to faint after hearing this, so he quickly reached out to Zhu Youxiao's dragon desk, and then replied powerlessly: "Your Majesty, that slave in the weekly publication was presented to the emperor yesterday. The emperor had no time at that time, so he put it down. Now it is placed on the dragon desk, right on your right hand of the emperor."

After hearing this, Zhu Youxiao looked to his right hand. A hardcover version of the Ming Dynasty book was lying quietly on the table. He couldn't help feeling embarrassed, but at this time he didn't care about so much and picked up the book.

Zhu Youxiao picked up the booklet and started to flip it. When he turned to the middle, he suddenly saw a beautiful color page. He immediately understood the reason and shouted loudly: "So that's it, so that's it!" Then he started laughing, laughing for no reason.

When Wei Chao saw Zhu Youxiao for some reason, his expression changed rapidly. Combined with the signs that started yesterday, he began to wonder if Zhu Youxiao had some problems. Why was it very different from Zhu Youxiao in normal times, so he said embarrassedly: "Your Majesty, what's wrong with this?"

Zhu Youxiao was laughing harder and harder at this moment. He picked up the book in his hand and shook it in front of everyone. Everyone's eyes immediately focused on the book. When he saw this, he was shocked by the things on the book.

It turned out that a colored overprinted page was added in the middle of the book. The page number was painted with a beautiful and extraordinary beauty, like a fairy-like bird leaning against a man dressed in an emperor, and it was somewhat similar to Zhu Youxiao. He held a sign high in his hand, "Jufulou, the capital". There are many words introducing Jufulou below.

Zhu Youxiao stopped laughing and said in that trembling voice: "I also said why these ministers suddenly made a big fuss? It turns out that they saw this advertisement!"

Since the first issue of the book was released, the advertisement has become one of the very fashionable popular words in the capital in just over a dozen days, and everyone knows the meaning of this advertisement.

Wang An was an enlightened faction, and he was not very resistant to things like books. Even if the ministers impeached Jiang Riguang, Wang An would block it. However, when he saw this color page today, he was a little unhappy. He actually dared to use the emperor to make such an advertisement. Even if he was a crime of beheading him for a treason, he said: "Your Majesty, I think that this advertisement uses the image of the emperor to deceive the guests is a crime of deceiving the emperor. I think that the impeachment of these ministers is not wrong. Jiang Riguang actually dared to be listed in such an advertisement. As for the person who designed the advertisement, he should..."

Just when Wang An was happy, Wei Chao gently pulled the corner of Wang An's clothes behind him, and then said softly behind him: "Eunuch Wang, this advertisement was designed by the emperor!"

When Wang An heard Wei Chao's words, he was immediately shocked and suddenly became mute. Halfway through speaking, he could no longer say anything, so he had to stammer over there. In the end, he couldn't. So he knelt down and kowtowed, "Your Majesty, I don't know what this is the emperor's meaning, so I'd like to forgive me!"

Zhu Youxiao laughed again and said to Wang An: "Wang An, it's okay. This is not wrong. I know that this is too ridiculous for everyone and it is also a humiliating king's body. But this time it is just an exception. I will not allow this situation to happen in the future. I have the right to portrait. Eunuch Wang doesn't have to worry. I am not the kind of foolish monarch who is punished for his words. Get up!"

Portrait rights, what, at this moment, everyone has a new and strange noun in their hearts.
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