Today is my birthday, and it will be lifted!

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Can a person have two brains?

Can there be two thoughts in a brain?

Can two different ideas live in harmony with one person?

When Zhu Youxiao gradually adapted to the current emperor's identity, the irreconcilable problem lurking on Zhu Youxiao appeared.

On one hand, there is a young man with advanced ideas and a sense of justice who lacks social experience. On the other hand, there is a royal family full of self-deprecating depravity. Two completely different ideas actually appear on one person's body at the same time. In a sense, the emergence of Zhu Youxiao's strange existence means the emergence of a schizophrenia patient.

Zhu Youxiao Teng sat up suddenly, and the words of schizophrenia suddenly popped up in his mind. Zhu Youxiao always thought that he had already combined two different personalities well. At this moment, Zhu Youxiao discovered that the collision between two different thoughts had caused him to start to be in danger of emotional out of control.

Rules... Zhu Youxiao suddenly discovered the root of his problem, that is the rule. Since Zhu Youxiao woke up that dream, he has been controlled by the thinking of later generations. So, unconsciously, Zhu Youxiao abides by the rules that are incompatible with this society in this place that is completely different from that society. Under this rule, Zhu Youxiao was not happy at all and was not happy at all...

Fuck the rules. In this era, I have to have my own rules. Zhu Youxiao suddenly had this kind of heaven-defying idea in his mind. Perhaps at this time, Zhu Youxiao really began the journey of fusion of the two ideas...

At this time, the beauty beside Zhu Youxiao whispered and turned around. Her snow-white shoulders were exposed outside the quilt. Her silky hair was dotted on it. Her moving neck made a beautiful curve, which was indescribable. Zhu Youxiao, who had some sudden enlightenment, completely put the rules out. As soon as he leaned over, he hugged the beauty in his arms. His thief hands had already supported the moving peaks. The beauty in her arms was obviously awakened and trembled. Zhu Youxiao was even more excited, pouting her lips and printing forward... For a moment, the room was full of spring...

After a burst of passion, it was already three times. Zhu Youxiao hurriedly dressed neatly to work at Zuoshunmen. To talk about this rule, Zhu Youxiao had his own understanding. The so-called social division of labor is different. As an emperor, as long as he can govern the country and benefit the people, the rest of the matter is of course mainly for himself. Therefore, if you want to be an emperor, you naturally have to go to work first to deal with the pain of some memorials.

Zhu Youxiao sat in front of the dragon table, turning the note in one hand and picking up the pastry on the table from time to time with the other hand and stuffing it into his mouth. Wei Chao was a little anxious at this time. The emperor came up in the morning and said nothing more, and he didn't interrupt much. At this moment, Zhu Youxiao sat down, and Wei Chao plucked up his courage and asked, "Your Majesty, what about the palace maid who served the bed last night? If you are not satisfied, I will change it to the emperor next time!"

Zhu Youxiao was stunned, put down the memorial in his hand, and quickly replied with a smile: "Yes, I like it very much, no need to change it. Although I am passionate, it is not a promiscuous person! You did something beautiful yesterday in Wei Chao. Go and get ten taels of silver rewards yourself."

After hearing this, Wei Chao was just about to be overwhelmed. He had been struggling around for three months. This time, his merits were finally fulfilled. He was so happy that he heard that the emperor liked it very much. His joy immediately expressed his words and immediately replied: "It is the duty of us servants to serve the emperor and be happy. As long as the emperor is happy, the servants will be happy!"

Zhu Youxiao smiled and said, "You can tell the story of your mouth. There are tens of thousands of eunuchs in the palace. The palace maids are all serving me. I am still unhappy. But you have prepared recently. Don't recruit eunuchs in the palace from now on. There are too many people in the palace. There are quite a few food and drinks every day. You can save some and save some. Do you understand?"

Wei Chao did not expect why Zhu Youxiao suddenly had this idea. He was surprised and did not recover. After a while, he realized that Zhu Youxiao wanted to reduce the expenses in the palace, and said: "Your Majesty, I understand, but the eunuchs recruited in the palace are recruited according to the number needed by the various prisons in the palace. Now that they suddenly stop taking them, there will be a shortage of staff at that time!"

Zhu Youxiao was a little unhappy when he heard this, thinking, Damn, tens of thousands of people are just serving him and some of the royal family, and they are still lacking in staff. Thinking about it, I know that this is eating a big pot of rice. There are probably many people who are idle. So he said, "Wei Chao, I didn't want to say some of my words, but today I want to say that every eunuch is sad and flesh-and-blooded (hehe, eunuch, eunuch). There are a few eunuchs who are willing to enter the palace, and I will definitely not let anyone recruit, and I won't recruit them for at least three years. Please talk to Wang An and see how to arrange them."

Wei Chao was suddenly a little overwhelmed. This was a big offensive thing. Others didn't know how Wei Chao didn't know. Every year, the eunuchs in each prison had to collect the filial piety silver that they had to enter the palace. Isn't this a cut off the wealth of those people? If this is the case, I wouldn't have given these father-in-laws a death to death, so I quickly said: "Your Majesty, I'm afraid that this matter will not be done well, so I'd better ask the emperor to take Wang An as the main part, and the servant will run errands for the father-in-law Wang An."

At this time, Wei Chao didn't care about his old superior Wang An, so he would just relieve himself of some responsibility. As for Wang An's confidant, he shouldn't blame him!

Zhu Youxiao didn't know the Wei Dynasty's intestines, so he smiled and said, "Wei Dynasty, I trust you so much, but you are afraid of everything. Can't my words match those people?"

When Wei Chao heard this, he was immediately scared and said quickly: "Emperor, I am afraid of moving and the West. The emperor is the true dragon emperor. His talent is all over the world. The slave is just the micron light. How can I get to the emperor? I just feel that my talents are limited and I am like this!"

When Zhu Youxiao heard this, he was a bad lie and a flatterer, but he was not good at it. He continued to smile and said, "Forget it, why are you playing with me? I don't know what kind of person you are from Wei Dynasty? I also know that the eunuchs in the palace are all old people, and the situation is complicated. But this time, Wei Dynasty, you don't have to be afraid. Who dares to force you? Just let Li Jinzhong do things for you. Li Jinzhong just took office these days and thinks there is nothing to come to the door? You will be very happy when you go to him!"

Zhu Youxiao said this. Wei Chao really couldn't think of any excuses now. If you offend him, you should offend him. Anyway, he was protected by the emperor. As long as he did not lose favor, he was afraid that his old and immortal things would be done, he replied: "Since that's the case, the servant will take the order."

"Well, it should have been like this a long time ago, and don't worry. I will make a big noise in the palace in a few days. You will still have to be busy at that time. This time, I will do it for you to practice your hands and increase your experience." After that, I picked up the teacup on the table, took a sip, and then started to read the memorial.

Seeing this, Wei Chao was preparing to go and discuss with Wang An about the matter that Zhu Youxiao had just ordered. Before he left the house, he heard Zhu Youxiao shouting behind him: "Wei Chao, come here, I have something to ask you just now, and I almost forgot!"

Wei Chao immediately returned to Zhu Youxiao and asked in confusion: "What are the instructions of the emperor? I'll go and do it for you now!"

Zhu Youxiao replied with a smile: "It's nothing. Do you remember that I asked you to be the eunuch in the military commander of the military commander? It's been a few months, how are you doing?"

Wei Chao felt annoyed when he heard this. He followed Zhu Youxiao all day long and had time to take care of the affairs there. But to be honest, the filial piety silver from the Military Control Department was sent to him every month. However, looking at Li Jinzhong's experience a few days ago, Wei Chao was also foolish. He sent all the money back to the Military Control Department, and he specifically told him not to send it again. So Wei Chao had nothing to worry about now, so he replied: "Your Majesty, this Military Control Department slave has time to take care of it, and even if he took office, he has never been to the slave. The slave is just a name. Eunuch Wang An has arranged for someone to take charge of affairs."

"Oh!" Zhu Youxiao replied lightly: "That's it, it's good. Anyway, there will be nothing in a few days?"

Zhu Youxiao suddenly said such inexplicable words, which made Wei Chao confused and wondered if Zhu Youxiao was too happy today. Since he woke up in the morning, he was very excited. Compared with the days before, why did Zhu Youxiao seem to have changed his own person? Isn’t it because of his own beauty plan? So he replied: “I am so dull, so please let the emperor make it clear that I will not make any mistakes in doing things!”

Zhu Youxiao thought about it and replied, "Well, Wei Chao, you are my confidant, it's okay if I tell you, but after knowing, don't tell the others in the palace, and Wang An, don't say it, otherwise I will only ask!"

Wei Chao quickly replied: "The slave must keep the emperor's hand in his heart. The emperor will not let the slave say it. Even if the slave is taken out, he will not say it!"

"It's not that serious. I'm afraid that other eunuchs in the palace will cause trouble when they find out, so I don't want people to know." Zhu Youxiao explained lazily.

"Is Eunuch Wang An okay, either?"

"I can trust Wang An, but the time has not come now. I know that Wang An has been in the palace for too long, so there will inevitably be good eunuchs coming to him to plead, so that Wang An will not be unable to be a human being." Zhu Youxiao explained again.

When Wei Chao thought that this time it was a big event, he quickly prepared when he went back, and replied, "Oh, I understand, so I won't talk to others."

Zhu Youxiao smiled slightly: "That's good. In fact, my idea is very simple. It's the same as what I told you just now that I won't accept a small eunuch. There are too many people in the palace, too much money used, and there are too much money given to greedy in the middle. I want to make a big reform in this palace."

When Wei Chao heard about the reform, he felt a little disappointed. After following Zhu Youxiao for so long, Wei Chao would not know about Zhu Youxiao's reform. Anyway, if someone had either removed his hat or someone's pocket was to be flattened, the worst thing was that the head was put on the ground. This time he heard that Zhu Youxiao was going to carry out reforms. Combined with Zhu Youxiao's words just now, Wei Chao had a very ominous premonition in his heart.

Zhu Youxiao didn't care about so much, so he continued, "Reform, do you understand? You should pay attention to something in the past few days. I will give you a book of action later. You can count everything in the palace according to what I gave. Remember, don't let anyone know. If someone asks, find a reason to make excuses yourself."

Wei Chao was very interested in knowing what Zhu Youxiao’s reform was, so he asked embarrassedly: “Your Majesty, if this palace reforms, the slaves don’t know anything, what should I do to do a good job!”

Zhu Youxiao was embarrassed, and he was just suddenly inspired to carry out this reform. Although he had thought about it before, he could explain the details clearly. However, if he didn't say anything, wouldn't he lose his face? He said: "The efficiency in the palace is too low. I want the government and the people to reform. In the future, some affairs in the palace will be done by people outside the palace. Therefore, some institutions in the palace need to be reduced, and some should be cancelled. Do you understand? So the statistics you gave me are very important!"

Wei Chao was now excited by Zhu Youxiao's magical ideas. He has been a eunuch for so many years and has never heard of an emperor doing this. The affairs in the palace are for people outside the palace to do. This is contrary to the ancestral teachings. If the monks were given to those censors, the Taoist ministers would find out, and the impeachment memorial sent to the palace would not have crushed the emperor to death.

He even said cowardly: "Your Majesty, this is contrary to the ancestral teachings, and the ministers will not agree!"

Zhu Youxiao is now a master who is not afraid of heaven or earth. What kind of ancestral teachings is like farts to Zhu Youxiao. If you listen to ancestral teachings and not long after the Ming Dynasty will perish, the emperor will be a bullshit. Besides, Zhu Youxiao is not a man who follows the rules, so he replied contemptuously: "Do you want me to stick to the rules, do you want me to persevere in the country!"

After Zhu Youxiao's hat was slammed, Wei Chao would not dare to speak even if he opened his mouth. Under Zhu Youxiao's bullshit logic, if you argue again, then you mean to ask the emperor to stick to the rules and become the king of the devastated country. Isn't this just sending his head on the chopping board? Of course, Wei Chao would not do such a stupid thing, so he continued: "I understand, please tell the emperor how to count the various affairs in the palace!"

Seeing that Wei Chao was also on the road, Zhu Youxiao smiled and said, "It's very easy to tell the statistics. Find a few confidants and go to various yamen in the palace to count the number of eunuchs and work types, and it's best to attach the annual money and money income and expenditure. Anyway, you can do it yourself. If it really doesn't work, you can call Li Jinzhong together. Anyway, you are very familiar with each other and cooperate with each other. If you find any problems, go to the Anti-corruption Bureau to find Yang Lian. I won't tell you in detail. You won't be able to do such a small thing!"

Zhu Youxiao put down another big hat. Wei Chao dared not say that he didn't know, so he quickly replied: "I understand, I must have done my job beautifully for the emperor!"

When Zhu Youxiao saw that the matter was right, he said, "Okay, I have said everything I should say. Let's do it yourself. Now hurry up and do what I said before."
Chapter completed!