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Chapter 312 Xiaolei's Happiness and Troubles (1)

Chapter 312 Xiao Lei’s Happiness and Troubles (Part 1)

Title: "Sunday Outing"

Signature: Baoer

"The weather is good today, the weather is clear and cloudless. My family lives in the southern suburbs, so at the suggestion of my sister, our family decided to go on an outing. Miaoyan's mother said she was going to Nanshan, but the new aunt Xianyin said she was going to the east beach. As a result, Miaoyan's mother and Xianyin's mother argued about where to go. The two of them played more than a thousand tricks in the yard. Alas, not only were these two mothers exactly the same, but they even knew the same magic. I heard that they were sisters of the same school, and they were famous overseas Xianshan school! Xianyin's mother had also been the head of the sect! So awesome! But Miaoyan's mother was still even more powerful. In the end, Miaoyan's mother used a "big nine-day style" and finally shot down Xianyin's mother's sword. Finally, everyone decided to go to Nanshan. Well, in two days, we must find a way to ask Miaoyan's mother to teach me that trick!"

"The family finally set off. I carried my beloved backpack and put on mp3. Considering that I might go along the way to see if I could hunt and catch some rabbits, I brought the magic weapon "Riding Wind Bow" given to me by Master Qing Lingzi. Alas, I originally wanted to bring the set of "Nine Heavens Divine Claws", but unfortunately I lost to my sister when I made a bet last year: (.Before departure, Uncle Leihou and Aunt Ruhua also came to participate. They drove a newly bought defending car, and our family showed their magic. Miaoyan's mother and Xianyin's mother were both walking on the sword, Xiaoqing's mother and sister were driving the clouds and fog. Soon, she left Uncle Leihou's and their cars behind.

The scenery in Nanshan is very good. We play hide-and-seek in the forest... At the beginning, my sister always beat me. Later, when I got angry, I used the Kunlun School's "Wind Thirty-Six Slashes" to cut off all the surrounding forests. Then I finally found her once! As a result, my mothers said a few words to me, and I realized that we should learn to protect the environment from an early age! So I begged Miaoyan's mother to give me a few drops of fairy dew and sprinkled on the ground. In less than a while, the big trees all grew up again! That's great!

In the evening, Xiaoqing's mother turned into a big snake. She went out to catch two rabbits and came back. We were barbecuing on the mountain. Unfortunately, everyone forgot the supplies to make the fire. Xiaoqing's mother released a 'three-flavor real fire', which not only burned the rabbit to ashes, but also almost burned the woods... Fortunately, Xianyin's mother used the cold jade skills to shoot out a cold air, and then extinguished the fire... Alas, it's so dangerous!..."

Xiao Lei stared at the bead and finished reading this thing. Finally, he couldn't help but slam the table and shouted, "What's this thing!!"

Xiaoqing held back her laughter: "Baoer's school composition."

"School...writing, composition?!" Xiao Lei moaned weakly.

Xiaoqing spread her hands: "It's not over yet, look at the teacher's comments below..."

Xiao Lei continued to look down and saw a line of eye-catching red pen fonts that read:

"I have been a teacher for twenty-six years and have never seen such a ridiculous and bizarre composition! The student's thinking is chaotic and jaw-dropping! Especially so many mothers... make people have to doubt the student's family environment!

It is recommended that the student should try to minimize reading extracurricular books such as fantasy novels in the future! To avoid the young mind being poisoned by adverse factors! At the same time, I hope that parents can go to school to meet, thinking that they are really worried about the family environment in which the student is living! (The following is a record of his daily performance)

Favorite writer: Note: When other students in the class answered this, they said Lao She, Ba Jin, or a little more popular. They answered Spring Trees, Duras, etc., and it is not surprising that someone answered Jin Yong. The student's answer was: Dancing, the three young masters of the Tang family... I later visited the students and found out that they were a fantasy writer who has become quite popular recently... From the content of the student's composition, it can be seen that the student is already in danger of being poisoned by fantasy!

The answers in my mind: Most of the students in the class answers are scientists, engineers, lawyers, and doctors. It is not surprising that some girls want to become celebrities... Only the daughter answered: Gods!!

What is the difference between this way of thinking and kindergarten children?!"

Seeing this, there was a thick red ink dot on the paper. I think it was when the teacher was writing this, and he was excited and angry. His fingers trembled and accidentally tapped the tip of the pen on the paper.

Favorite sport: The classmate’s answer is nothing more than football, basketball, table tennis, and some students answer aerobics, Taekwondo and martial arts, etc., which is not an exaggeration... But the Qianjin replied: Sword technique (specially stated that it must be the Kunlun School’s thunder word 108 kills). These answers are speechless!!

Finally, I have been a role model for twenty-six years and have never seen such an inexplicable student! I come to the school to discuss the issue of this student when I see words!"

Below is a signature that is strong and hard on the back of the paper. Obviously, the teacher was so emotional that he couldn't help himself when he wrote it.

After seeing this, Xiao Lei was completely speechless. After being silent for a long time, he looked at Xiaoqing pitifully, swallowed hard and spitted: "Xiaoqing... what do you mean by showing me these?"

Xiaoqing smiled easily, the smile on her face was extremely sweet, and she smiled, "Baoer is your daughter, right?"

"Of course!" Xiao Lei nodded immediately. Although strictly speaking, Baoer was not his "personal birth".

Xiaoqing still smiled so sweetly, then took out a thin booklet from behind: "Then you can take a look at this again."

“xxxx Kindergarten”

"Name: Lei Xiaobei."

Xiao Lei looked up at Xiaoqing and said, "Is this Belle's?"

"Yes." Xiaoqing sighed, "Look down."

Here is a comprehensive evaluation of Belle, which is probably the assessment of students at the end of the year by kindergarten.

Belle is quite successful, and he got almost full marks in subjects such as music, arithmetic, etc. However, he actually got a huge "0" in the moral integrity project.

"What does this mean?" Xiao Lei was a little puzzled.

"Zero points." Xiaoqing spread his hands, his expression a little helpless.

"Zero points?" Xiao Lei widened his eyes: "Our Belle is smart and cute, Ice and Snow is smart! Everyone loves you! How could he only get zero points???"

"It's very simple, you'll know if you look down..." Xiaoqing smiled mysteriously. She slowly took the booklet from Xiao Lei's hand and read it out loud...

"People Belle has a serious tendency to violence..." Xiaoqing said this and explained: "Just last month, she threw a boy who was just four years old in her class on the roof. Of course... no one believed that she threw the child on the roof. The child was only four years old and couldn't explain it clearly. However, according to our careful interrogation of Belle, the result of... the little boy grabbed Belle's braid, and your baby daughter threw the child on the roof. It took an hour to suffer on the roof... Fortunately, the kindergarten teacher didn't know what happened. The little boy was too young and couldn't explain what happened clearly. But it was obvious that everyone believed that your daughter was 'bullying' the child. And..."

"... Also, about last week, Belle had a dispute with another boy because she was having lunch. As a result, Belle used magic to create a nine-colored snake with three heads! The boy fainted on the spot. After waking up, he couldn't say anything except crying. Now he was so scared that he had already completed the transfer procedures. In terms of kindergarten, your daughter has been listed as the most troublesome child. As for some other small things, it needs to be said..."

"Small thing?" Xiao Lei moaned.

"Yes, the meaning of a small thing is: for example, turning the teacher's hair into a bald teacher... or summoning more than a dozen mice with magic, causing the kindergarten to close for three days for cleaning. Or turning the head of the kindergarten director into a pig's head..."

"These... are small things?"

"Yes." Xiaoqing smiled bitterly: "Because we used the powder of 'Forget-Wretch Grass' afterwards, the parties involved were wiped out this unpleasant memory by us, so the matter was done and no trouble was revealed, so it can only be considered a small matter."

Xiao Lei had already started to feel his head pain, so he rubbed his temple hard: "Xiaoqing, show me these, what does it mean?"

Xiaoqing sighed: "Xiao Lei, you should know that this year's school year is over."

"Well...so what?"

Xiaoqing still had that sweet smile: "Then you should understand... in your human world, when your children's school ends every year, there will be an activity called 'Parents' meeting', right?"

"Every family, parent-teacher meeting?" Xiao Lei jumped up suddenly.

"Yes." Xiaoqing sighed: "As the father of a child, should you attend? I believe that the teachers in the school have gathered a lot of resentment and are ready to vent their anger on you."

"Or..." Xiao Lei thought for a moment: "Let's transfer the child, there are so many schools and kindergartens in Nandu."
Chapter completed!
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