Chapter 23 [Tang monk meat?! 】
After cursing for a long time, Xiao Lei didn't say anything, but stood aside and looked at Wu Daozi with a smile, and said in his heart: No matter how you say you are my uncle, since that peach is so magical, I will naturally share it with you in the future. But now my tone has not yet been smooth in my heart. Let's worry you for a while before talking about it!
Wu Daozi cursed a few more words, finally sighed deeply, shook his head and said, "Forget it, I have my own luck, that is destined by destiny."
He looked at the little rogue deeply and suddenly said seriously: "You have too shallow Taoism, but because of a strange adventure, you have been reborn in advance and have become a spiritual body. This is a fortune that ordinary people cannot seek! But for you, Taoism is stable..." He couldn't help but curse again: "Damn it, what Taoism is unstable, you have no Taoism at all. No matter what you say, you have no foundation at all! I tell you, your current experience may not be a good thing! At this moment, your spiritual body has just become an extraordinary body, but you have no real Taoism. Humph, to put it bluntly, you are now a living Tang Monk!"
"Seng Tang?" Xiao Lei was stunned for a moment and asked in confusion.
Wu Daozi smiled and said, "Have you read Journey to the West? It is said that eating Tang Monk's meat can bring immortality. Now, your body has been transformed and can be said to be a semi-immortal body. It is not much different to gather and ascend to immortality. If a mortal eats your meat, it can prolong life! If you drink a sip of blood, even the dead can be resurrected!"
"Fuck! So strong!" Xiao Lei's heart jumped and his face changed.
"Not bad!" Wu Daozi said seriously: "There are not only people who cultivate immortals in this world, but also demons in the mountains. Those demons are not humans and there are no rules. If you are accidentally caught by the demons, hehe... your flesh and flesh are the best delicacy! Think about it, if the evil immortal cultivators in the world know that you have such a semi-immortal body, it would be like a fly rushing towards you like a rotten egg? You don't have any Taoist magic now, and there is no foundation for Taoist magic at all. Although you have a semi-immortal body, even if you meet the lowest level immortal cultivator, you are not a match, let alone those monsters who have cultivated into spirits!"
Xiao Lei blinked and suddenly laughed, "Old guy, you have said so much, you should ask me to take you as your teacher?"
"Of course!" Wu Daozi said solemnly: "Although I am your uncle, I will raise you to adulthood. If you refuse to join me, I will say that I can't teach you anything in this sect's Taoism!"
Speaking of this, the old bastard finally showed his cunning face: "You are like a baby now, but you are walking on the street with millions of wealth in your hand, and you will inevitably encounter thieves with ulterior motives. If you don't take me as your teacher and learn some Taoism carefully, you may not be able to protect your life in the future!"
Xiao Lei sighed and smiled bitterly, "If you become a disciple, you should become a disciple. Anyway, you are my uncle. I will not lose money if you kowtow to you a few times."
After saying that, he was about to kneel down, but Wu Daozi held him and frowned and said, "I asked you to become a disciple a few days ago, but now, the situation has changed a little."
Little Lei was furious and shouted, "Old guy, you forced me to become a disciple and locked me in this ghost place where no birds lay eggs for three days! Now he said he didn't want me to worship him, what do you mean!"
Wu Daozi smiled bitterly and said, "Don't be angry, you can't blame me for this matter. It's just that my master has a weird temper. That day, I and a few brothers and I gathered back from all over the world. Master, after drinking a few more drinks in the evening, he ordered us to accept disciples. But after waking up these two days, I guess I regretted it a little... I said, the mystery of this sect's immortal method, how can I decide so easily about accepting disciples? Even if Master accepted me as his disciple, he had secretly observed me for three years and carefully examined me for three years before he was willing to officially accept me as his disciple."
Xiao Lei sighed and shook his head and said, "You originally asked me to become a disciple, but now I have become like this. You said that I am basically a living Tang Monk. I don't want to be captured by some monsters. I don't have Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie around me. You said you can't accept me as your disciple immediately. What do you say?"
Wu Daozi smiled slightly: "It's natural that I still have to collect it. But after Master sobered up, he probably felt that it was a bit too hasty, so the order I gave me changed a little... Alas, it's useless to say more, you'll know it just by going with me."
Having said that, Wu Daozi rolled up his sleeves, Xiao Lei immediately felt his body soaring into the air, and flew away with Wu Daozi turning into golden light.
In the valley, in the cold pool under the waterfall, a delicate face slowly emerged from the water surface. Then the naked girl slowly walked onto the shore, with crystal water droplets hanging on her barefoot, she came to the furniture left by Xiao Lei, with a curious look in her eyes...-
The mountain road is rugged, and the little thunder followed Wu Daozi all the way, with vast forests and hazy smoke on both sides, the firs are beautiful and beautiful, and the chrysanthemums compete for beauty. The mountain is secluded and the road is remote, and the road is dangerous along the way. The Emei Mountains are so dangerous that the little thunder was so excited that they saw it. The wind sounded in their ears, and the cries of monkeys were faintly heard.
The little thunder came with the wind, and I don’t know where it was. I only heard Wu Daozi shouting: “It’s here!”
A strong wind came down, and Xiao Lei was not prepared and rolled onto the ground. He didn't know how many times he had been pricked by pebbles. He couldn't help but shout: "Old guy, can you bully me, won't you fly?"
Wu Daozi chuckled: "Don't blame me, you don't know how to fly, but I haven't reached my Taoist experience, so it's already very difficult to fly with a mortal."
Xiao Lei stood up and looked around. He saw a cliff in front of him, lush and lush behind him, and ancient trees formed a forest. From a distance, the sea of clouds was like smoke. He couldn't help but sigh: "What a fairyland, old man, did you live here before? The scenery of this place is very beautiful."
Wu Daozi shook his head and smiled, "This is Jiu Lao Cave. Even among mortals, it is a famous attraction. People come and go on weekdays. How can a real immortal cultivator live here? Just walk forward!"
"Former? This is a cliff!" Xiao Lei screamed. Wu Daozi sighed, reached out to hold the collar of his clothes, and silently recited a few words of mantra. He reached out and pointed, and a golden light shot out. A bridge appeared out of thin air in the cliff in front of him!
There was originally a vast sea of clouds ahead, but layers of fog were split open, and another mountain appeared out of thin air!!!
The mountain is not as steep as other peaks in Emei. At first glance, the forest is deep and surrounded by fog, and a faint sense of calmness and peace comes out.
Wu Daozi pointed to the bridge and smiled and said, "Boy, this is the mountain gate of our Xiaoyao Sect. Although the mountain roads of Emei Mountain are winding, there are more and more people in recent years, so the talents in our sect used magic to hide the mountain gate. It is absolutely impossible for ordinary people to find it."
After looking at it for a while, Xiao Lei finally breathed a long sigh and stared at Wu Daozi, with a bit of resentment in his eyes, and said hatefully: "Oh, you old guy, this kind of magic is equivalent to hiding a mountain and taking it for yourself! What a big deal! I serve you with delicious food and drink on weekdays. There is such a fairyland on earth. You have never brought me here in the past eighteen years! Damn, even if you were on vacation in the past, you wouldn't be happy to take me around in the suburbs!"
Chapter completed!