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Chapter 156 I still like dad’s unruly look(3/3)

Hearing this, Guan Lin nodded slowly.

Got it, got it all.

Sure enough, there must be a monster when things go wrong... So dad is thinking about his batch of ordnance from Guan Lin?

anyway.

At least…

This time, my father came to ask him to borrow it and did not take it directly.

From this point of view, it is much more "face-conscious" than before.

——"It seems that dad has made a lot of progress!"

Thoughts on this…

Guan Lin nodded slowly.

At this moment, the officials' voices ended.

There were more than a dozen logistics departments, and Guan Yu asked every responsible official to express his position. This was considered as giving Guan Lin enough face.

In his opinion, this is an alleviation of the many unpleasantness and tensions between father and son.

——It can be regarded as a "great reconciliation"...

However, Guan Yu will not apologize. This is the greatest sincerity he can give!

At this moment, Guan Yu looked around at the thousand steps in front of him.

He raised his voice again. "It is an honor for you to follow my son Yunqi. In the future, if Guan Mou hears my son's song again, there are words such as 'the soldiers disobey the general', 'disobey the military discipline' and 'contempt'."

Guan will not be polite to the superior's actions!"

Guan Yu emphasized the three words "You're welcome".

In fact, there is no need to emphasize that every word Guan Yu chants is a great deterrent to these songs.

Let them feel infinite "reverence" and "fear" for their "master" Guan Lin from the bottom of their hearts.

These... are the so-called generals establishing their authority in a military camp!

Guan Yu established this prestige for his son!

"Did you hear that?"

Guan Yu roared at the loudspeaker.

"I heard it!" Qianbu Qu responded in unison.

"——My son, Bu Qu, haven't you eaten yet?" Guan Yu's voice came out again.

At this time, Qian Buqu raised his voice and shouted in unison, "How dare you not be loyal?"

Only then was Guan Yu satisfied. He turned around and walked towards Guan Lin. When he reached Guan Lin, he didn't speak, but gave him a look, indicating that he should go and chat elsewhere.

Guan Lin followed Guan Yu and walked towards the thief Cao Yu in front.

Instead of going to the main hall or the study, the father and son went to a place that gave them some memories.

——The hut!

yes…

Not long ago, the father and son were urinating together outside the study room of the Guan family's residence. This brat even said that Guan Yu's pee was unhealthy!

The thief Cao Yu's hut was ventilated from all sides, and a cool breeze blew in. Both of them felt a little urgent to urinate, so they took off their pants respectively.

Guan Lin was a little more bold, with the whole thing fading down to his thighs, but Guan Yu was very subtle and only missed one corner.

——"Dad? You are very careful when peeing. How can you pee far away like this?"

Guan Lin's abrupt words made Guan Yu immediately want to win. He saw Guan Lin pull his pants down to his thighs, so Guan Yu also pulled his pants down to his thighs.

Then the energy sinks into the Dantian, and the muscles in the waist and abdomen become tight and collapse.

"——Patter!"

The flood gates are generally open...

Sure enough, taking off his pants like this made him pee a lot further.

"Let's see... what does the child say?" Guan Lin said with a smile: "How about you, dad, sometimes you have to listen to the child. The sage also said that when three people walk together, there must be a teacher from me, and those who are good will follow him.

Then, change the bad things! There are too many bad things about dad, but there are just a lot of good things about the child! Dad should follow the instructions of the sage and learn more from the child!"

Guan Lin's twisted interpretation made Guan Yu frown.

He pondered.

——"It's obvious that I, the father, can pee far away, but this kid wants me to learn from you. Can your kid pee as far away as me?"

Guan Yu was about to have an attack, but three words suddenly came to his mind.

--"not angry."

Immediately, the anger that quietly rose up disappeared with the wind.

"Do you know why my father brought you to the hut?"

"Isn't it because father has an urgent need to urinate?"

Guan Lin's words were always so unexpected, and he immediately added, "Last time, there was some slight turbidity in dad's urine, which lingered for a long time... I also said that dad had high blood pressure. This time, I saw that

Much better... maybe I guessed wrongly, it was low blood pressure. When Dad got angry, his blood pressure increased, so I just combined it and ended up peeing without soaking!"

Well…

Guan Yu was a little speechless.

——"Is it this "blood pressure" again, this medical rhetoric?"

Finally, Guan Yu couldn't bear it anymore and could no longer talk nonsense with this boy. This boy was too clever and sophistical.

He got me in, and I won't be able to borrow anything until tomorrow morning...

"Ahem..."

Guan Yu coughed lightly, settled down deeply, and immediately opened his mouth and said, "The reason why I brought you here is because here we have a dialogue between father and son. Only heaven knows and earth knows, you know and I know!"

"There is also urine, and it also knows it." Guan Lin interjected...

--"not angry!"

Guan Yu forced himself to hold back, took another deep breath, and spoke out all his thoughts.

——"My father has given you everything you want and need. My father wants to go north to Xiangfan, control the Jingjiang River, and seize the area north of Jiangxia... Now it is the dry season, so I need to temporarily borrow your repeating crossbow.

A sidecar, a wooden cow and a stray horse, what do you think of it?"

As expected, it turned out to be...this.

Guan Lin guessed that my father had no good intentions since he took off his pants.

So…

Guan Lin rolled his eyes, seemingly hesitant.

"What? Are you afraid that your father will not repay you?" Guan Yu's tone was gentle enough. This was the first time he spoke to Guan Lin so patiently.

He even had to support Guan Lin. "My son is smart. If you don't want to do a loss-making business, then my father can pay you and rent these weapons from you!"

It is not easy for Guan Yu to talk about this.

only…

"Well..." Guan Lin finally spoke. He smiled at Guan Yu and rubbed his hands, as if he thought it was still unhygienic.

So, I wiped it on dad's green robe... and used it as a hand wipe.

While wiping his hands, he sighed.

"Father has already spoken like this, and if the child refuses again, it will seem unreasonable."

"Well, it's okay, but... the kid found out that he still likes daddy's unruly demeanor at the beginning!"

"——Dad...How about you recover?"


Chapter completed!
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