Chapter 7 Monkey Brother(1/2)
early morning.
Huaguoshan, a national AAAAAA scenic spot.
Deep in the Huaguo Mountain, a place that ordinary humans have never been to, there is a two-story villa with a unique shape located on a flattened mountain.
There is a wide lawn outside the villa, and there is a cliff that stands thousands of feet high and is hard to cross, and there is a pickup truck parked on the lawn.
If ordinary people see it, they must wonder how this car drove onto the lonely peak.
In the bedroom in the villa, a figure in pajamas was lying on the bed and was sleeping soundly. He was wearing a blindfold with a golden hoop on his head.
However, his exposed limbs were covered with yellow and gray hair, looking like a monkey of the same size.
In fact, this is really a monkey, no matter which world it is in, it is a legendary monkey.
“Buzz…buzz…”
Suddenly, the smartphone on the bedside table vibrated, and Sun Wukong was awakened. Although he pushed the blindfold away, his eyes did not open. He raised his left hand to block the light and touched the phone with his right hand.
After he answered the phone, he didn't even look at the screen, so he put it in his ear and said, "Old Du, what's the matter?"
He used a special number. Those who knew this number were only Ducao on the entire earth, and only Ducao's number was stored in his mobile phone, so he didn't have to see who called.
Ducao's voice came from the receiver: "This is the case..."
As soon as he said half a word, Sun Wukong said impatiently: "Oh, okay, just pass the mission brief to me, I'm asleep! Don't you all work on those high-techs now?"
Dukao was stunned and said helplessly: "Wukong, I won't say anything else, the earth needs you."
Then Sun Wukong sighed, opened his eyes and sat up, picked up a can of half-drink beer on the bedside table and took it, then said: "How many times has the Earth needed me? The Earth needed me..."
Dukao said in a serious voice: "Wukong, how did you say that I have been doing for more than a thousand years?"
Sun Wukong stood up and walked to the floor-to-ceiling window, looked at the mountains outside, and said, "Do you want me to tell the truth?"
Ducao said: "To be honest, say whatever you want."
"Well..." Sun Wukong thought for a while and said as he went out of his way: "Fortunately, my judgment standard is relatively unscientific. Either an ordinary alien or a demon or a monster."
"You Lao Du...an ordinary aliens have made a lot of contributions to our earth. I agree, I agree, is it okay?"
Sun Wukong's attitude towards aliens is very simple. Those who are good at me are good, and those who are evil at me are evil. Those who are kind to the earth are ordinary aliens, and those who are the ones who are trying to make the earth are demons and ghosts.
Ducao's voice became a little excited, "Ha, I'm so slick, thank Goku for his affirmation. Okay, there is indeed a task. I'll come to see you in the afternoon and let's talk in person."
Sun Wukong said in surprise: "What's so important? You have to chat in person? Can't you just pass the mission briefing to me?"
Ducao said: "Do you remember the master who took action to solve the troublesome aliens a few days ago? We found him and he will do his best to help us. I have to bring him to see you."
"Oh?" Sun Wukong's eyes flashed with a gleam, and he said, "He is very powerful?"
Ducao said: "It's not just that amazing, but that he represents not an individual, but a civilization."
Sun Wukong's eyes condensed and he said in a deep voice: "Is it an alien again?"
Ducao said: "No, he is a real earthling. We Chinese people. Things are a bit complicated. We can't explain clearly one or two words on the phone. In short, you are waiting at home in the afternoon. I'm afraid you will have more cooperation in the future."
Sun Wukong's eyes softened, so there would be no problem for the earthlings. According to his opinion, could it be that master created a civilization alone?
This is quite awesome!
"Okay, I won't go anywhere in the afternoon, I'll wait for you at home."
"Okay, then that's it."
After hanging up the phone, Sun Wukong walked out of the villa, stood on the edge of the cliff, stretched, and sighed: "Oh... my monkey sex! I'll be assimilated by you humans!"
...
On a mountain top, there is a stone tablet near the cliff, with only the word "Wu" on it.
This stone tablet is like an old elder, watching the joys and sorrows of the fireworks and the world for thousands of years.
Wearing a denim suit and a cowboy hat with Sun Wukong's face, Sun Wukong, who looked a little decadent, held the stone tablet in one hand and a can of beer in the other, muttering to himself.
His figure looked so desolate and lonely.
"Master! Your world is so terrible, ha...yes, it's also my world. I am from this world... Fight against the Buddha."
"My existence is actually higher than them, extremely high! But I... still have no friends, and I don't know why, I want to hide my identity in front of them and pretend to be theirs."
"I told myself that my appearance would scare them, those...people."
"The people are the masters of this planet, and I... I told me, I am a Buddha, don't fight, don't fight, protect them, hahaha..."
Speaking of this, Sun Wukong smiled with a bit of loneliness while making a joke of himself, took a sip of beer, turned his head to look at the word Wu on the stone tablet, and then said, "Master! There is a saying on the earth: It hurts, and is happy, haha..."
At this moment, the phone vibrated, and Sun Wukong picked up the phone next to him and looked at it. It was indeed Ducao's call.
"Wukong, we are ready to set off, you're at home!"
"At home, come here!"
After hanging up the phone, Sun Wukong finally looked at the stone tablet, and his voice suddenly became a little solemn, "Master! Let's be monkeys! It's also very aggressive. If you fight occasionally, it's fine if you hurt other companions."
"But humans can fight, and they are killing tens of thousands of thousands of times. You have not stopped after you left. I feel ashamed!"
After saying this, Sun Wukong raised the beer can in his hand, touched it on the stone tablet, then drank the wine and stood up.
Throwing empty wine cans into the pull-up truck is a scenic spot and his own home. Littering can pollute the environment.
He bent down and lifted the pickup truck up, then jumped up and flew into the sky.
After a while, he returned to his villa in Huaguoshan, threw the pickup truck down, turned around and walked into the villa, and stopped in front of an open wardrobe at the deepest part of the villa.
There was nothing else in the wardrobe, only a golden rod with hoops at both ends, and a set of armor that was also shining with golden light. It was the legendary lock gold armor, phoenix wings and purple gold crown, lotus silk walking on clouds.
Sun Wukong looked at his exclusive equipment in a daze, gently stroked the armor leaves on the golden armor and the golden hoop of the golden hoop, and murmured: "Old guy, I haven't fought side by side for a long time!"
"Old Du wants to bring a master to see me. I can't go to see people in a mess. I'm defeating the title of "Fighting the Battle of Buddha, haha..."
After Sun Wukong finished speaking, he turned around and went out to the outside world. A golden light shone on his feet, spreading rapidly upwards, and his armor covered his body in an instant.
The golden cudgel also disappeared into the display cabinet and entered the dark plane of Sun Wukong.
He stood by the cliff and waited quietly, and it turned into a stone sculpture, which was his respect for the strong.
Before I waited for a long time, there was no helicopter. A stream of light from the sky swept quickly and it was approaching in an instant.
Sun Wukong's eyes were slightly condensed. He was so fast. If he didn't ride somersault clouds, he would definitely not be able to reach this speed. It was indeed not simple.
The flowing light fell beside Sun Wukong, and Yang Yifei and Ducao appeared in the figures of him.
"Old Du." A smile appeared on Sun Wukong's face, turned around and greeted him.
Ducao looked up and down at Sun Wukong and smiled, "It's been more than a thousand years, and I finally saw you wearing this outfit again, so handsome."
Sun Wukong looked at Yang Yifei and said, "You can't be too rude to come to visit."
Yang Yifei smiled and walked forward, but instead of stretching out his right hand to shake hands with the other party as usual, he clasped his fists and said, "Brother Monkey, I have long admired Daming, and I finally got to see the noble face today."
Sun Wukong was stunned for a moment, with a look of remembrance in his eyes, he happily clasped his fists and bowed, and said, "Good to know."
Ducao stepped forward at the right time and said, "Wukong, let me introduce you to you. This is Yang Yifei. You can call him Lao Yang. Don't look at him so young, but he is over a thousand years old. His experience is legendary and not inferior to you!"
"Oh?" Sun Wukong looked at Yang Yifei with interest, reached out to the villa and said, "Sit inside! Let's chat slowly."
"Please, Brother Monkey."
The three of them entered the villa and sat down in the living room. Sun Wukong had nothing else to entertain guests except beer. For thousands of years, he had never been there for many guests.
Sun Wukong was not a mother-in-law. After a few greetings, he got to the point and asked about Yang Yifei's origin.
Yang Yifei told him about his time travel experience again, which made Sun Wukong stunned.
When telling Ducao, he focused on his own various developments, while when telling Sun Wukong, he focused on fighting with the giant civilization demons.
This is just looking at the dish of someone. You have to start from the perspective of the other party’s interest, and take a sentence that the other party is not interested in, so that the other party knows what the situation is, without further explanation.
After Yang Yifei finished speaking, Sun Wukong said enthusiastically: "So in this thousand years, you have mastered both magic and martial arts to the peak?"
"How about we come and have a discussion? My old grandson hasn't acted for thousands of years, and his bones are almost rusted."
Yang Yifei hesitated and said, "If you want to compete, forget it! My fighting style is the kind of fighting style that will make the melee strong men very depressed and aggrieved. It doesn't make sense for you to compete with me."
Sun Wukong asked in confusion: "Oh? What do you say?"
Yang Yifei thought for a while and said, "Let's do it! I'll sit here, try punching me, don't use force, just lightly."
After saying this, Yang Yifei quietly opened the halo of thorns.
Sun Wukong looked at Yang Yifei in confusion. Seeing him nodding at him with a smile, he nodded and did not get up. He punched Yang Yifei in the chest casually.
"Bang"
"Um?"
After Sun Wukong punched him, his face changed.
His punch was equivalent to greeting someone and punching him gently in the chest, and his fist actually landed on Yang Yifei's chest.
But Yang Yifei didn't seem to react at all, but his chest hurt slightly. He looked at Yang Yifei in confusion and said, "What's going on?"
Ducao looked at the two of them inexplicably throughout the whole process.
To be continued...